#merry pissmas everyone

[piss-love-and-understanding]

i am endlessly fascinated with the psychological aspects of omo, and i think my favorite is when desperation completely takes over someone's brain

when they try to focus on something else and completely fail because all they can think about is how bad they have to pee

when you ask them an unrelated question and they can't drag their mind away from their bladder long enough to answer it ("um. uhhhhhh. i don't knowww i gotta peeeeee 😫")

when literally everything that comes out of their mouth is some variation on "i have to go so bad" or "i can't hold it much longer" or "i'm gonna wet my pants"

...or when they get stuck on just one phrase and become a broken record ("i have to pee i have to pee i have to pee i have to pee")

just. good shit all around 🥰

[bubblegumpopdefiance]

If you celebrate Christmas, I would wholeheartedly recommend A Muppet Christmas Carol. It’s got everything: the hecklers as the Marleys, the magnificent pun of Fozziewig, and Michael Caine taking himself all too seriously.

If you don’t like this movie, it also has Miss Piggy ready to suplex you for taking your holiday too seriously.

So Merry Christmas, everyone, and follow along as I find ways to take the Piss out of Pissmas on the Piss on the Poor Site. Because this year Christmas and Hanukah overlap so I get 8 nights of being a pain. Nine if you include tonight!

[cartooncadet666]

Merry Pissmas everyone.

[pyromanticism]

Bought myself a bunch of tf2 crates/keys as a smissmas present to myself but apparently i bought too many and now my order have to be reviewed by a human. And it might take 24 hours. Merry pissmas everyone.

[jaywalker-daily]

More reasons to #cancel k1ngtok1

4. Has not brought me grocery store sushi despite working there for over a month now (how callous can you get?!)

5. Will not pfp match w me even though it would be sooo funny

6. Gets sweaty… she’s disclosed being sweaty before hugs before. Multiple times! The only people who sweat are people well versed in devil worship

7. Won’t let me steal their cat (erm King why do you hate trans autistic people)

8. Wished everyone but me a Merry Christmas all bc I said “Merry Pissmas” (I was doing promo for a production of Urinetown… be fr)

9. Promised me and a friend macarons back in July… still waiting on those, King!

10. Does not like and rb every single one of my posts ☹️☹️☹️

As you can see this is all disgusting behavior, so we must come forward as a community and #cancel k1ngtok1

Guys can we get #cancel k1ngtok1 trending? They:

1. Did not like my moaning Jay ask

2. Are not going to bed even though it is almost three where he is rn (she needs her rest!)

3. Once scared me at a Kroger by sneaking up behind me at the self-checkout ☹️

[manicpixiedreamcurl]

the way I wanna make a merry pissmas joke so bad but my brain is screaming at me to stop 😂🖤 anyway... I don't even have a piss kink, or maybe I do, I'm still very confused and shy maybe but it does make me really happy to see people embracing their kinks and I would absolutely love to read your fic! I'm... discovering things, I guess 👀 and I love your writing sooo I'm excited 🥰

Lmaooo if you did I'd deserve it. This isn't how I planned Christmas to go but here we are. Teach me to share a little too much in the tags 😅

Listen until today I'd have said it was a fairly niche one but either there's a correlation with liking Eddie and a lil piss kink (likely, tbf) or it's more common than I thought. Or maybe everyone saw my tentativeness and it just being lovely, also highly possible in this nice fandom imo.

No shame either way, bud! Whatever happens it's gonna be kinda sweet so maybe the way to dip your toe into it 😅

[persianflaw]

if my parents ask me for a christmas list this year i’m just going to send them an e-mail with twelve copies of the link to the “piss (and i can’t stress this enough) on me” shirt

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Merry pissmas to everyone who celebrates 💛

[caffeinatedopossum]

Merry pissmas, everyone

[guppykin]

merry pissmas everyone uwu