#merras

[merras-numbr-1]

[arrgh-whatever]

[gen-toon]

[merakiui]

Secretary Jade is gnawing me... he's so mean... so perfect... (the tiddies Azul one)

-merra, pls feed me some tiny crumbs about this bastard

I’m happy Simply Business’s reputation is “that one fic where Azul was so desperate to see tiddies.” Very fitting for our tiddy-appreciating tako. <3 now as for secretary Jade…… AAAAAAA SO MEAN!!!! The meanest eel!!! He’s so annoying. In the same breath he commended your work, he’ll also say something backhanded. The delivery sounds sincere, but the words are far from it. T-T

He does very little, seemingly unimportant things that make your life just a smidge harder. Your umbrella happens to go missing on the day it’s pouring outside. But who should happen to meet you in the lobby with his umbrella, offering to share like the kind coworker he is? Jade Leech. Or when your lunch disappears, empty containers turning up on your desk (washed and stacked neatly) later? Who should happen to invite you out for lunch at these opportune moments? Jade Leech. You can’t prove that he’s the one behind all of these mishaps, even if you certainly suspect it, so you can either agree or disagree with his offers in hopes that one day he’ll leave you alone. (Never going to happen.)

He’s definitely rifled through the (confidential) documents Azul has on file for you. He’s driven past your apartment before out of curiosity after learning the address. It’s a quaint place. He wonders if you’d ever want a roommate… :)

You’ve taken to hiding from him during lunch break (or any break for that matter). The first time you went down to the eternally empty break room on a few floors below and were startled to find Jade already there, lounging on a chair with his feet propped on the table. But then you looked closer and realized it wasn’t Jade. Apparently his twin brother works there on the janitorial staff. Since then, you’ve taken to eating your meals in the break room with Floyd. He frowned at you the first time you came down, empty-handed and starving, and went off to get you something. He seems oddly attached to your eating habits. Maybe he’s just worried you’ll give his brother more work if you aren’t fed. But sometimes you think he’s genuine… Who knows? It’s hard to read him and his intentions.

[briarfox13]

Happy Dragon Age Day!! ❤️

[watermelonolemretaw]

so why aren't my characters properly dealing with their issues™?

Kyete: "Well, yeah, I've got issues, but I'm a serial killer, so my feelings aren't that important."

Cosmo: "Yeah, of course I've got issues, but I wouldn't want to get all dramatic about it. I mean, everyone feels like they'd rather be dead sometimes, right?"

River: "Well, yes, I do have issues, but they're really complicated and dealing with any of that feels like it would take a lot of time and energy that I just don't have."

Richie: "Of course I've got issues, but I don't give a shit about that because I've also got beer. Hopefully that helps."

Dexter: "Well, maybe I've got some issues, but I'll have to set that aside for the audience. I'm just here to give them a good show, after all! I wouldn't want to drag them down with me."

Kai: "Of course I've got issues, but I'm, like, 14 and I'm still processing how shitty my parents are. Give me some time, for the love of god. Then we'll talk."

Mortis: "Of course I have issues, but frankly, I don't have the energy to deal with that anymore. I'm the conduit of death, I have more important things to worry about."

Bernadette: "Yes, I am dealing with some... issues, but there are people out there who need my help. It's for the best that I can focus on their needs."

Flick: "Yeah, I've got issues, but anyone in my place would. Besides, I kinda deserve to feel awful with how shitty I've been."

Bill: "Yeah, I've got issues. And I'm fucking pissed about it."

Jessie: "...uh, yeah, of course I have issues. What, are you supposed to deal with those?"

Christine: "Issues? I don't have issues. You're the one with issues."

(lakra would be here too but they just might be the only one with no issues™)

@starrz-n-waffl3-fries @burntmarshmallowqueen

[galaxycurious]

And Merra. Cause our dear Ministrel needs his wife. What would Tilo be without her?

[unik0rnu]

Its Pets Time! 

[EU] Unikornu

[heyupyoursjr]

Art Fight 2023 batch 4

Charu on FA Roni_animations on Twitter LeithsterArt on Twitter Darkodraco on FA Hoonts on FA

[watermelonolemretaw]

1st oc: hi im a silly cat guy who murders people sometimes

30th oc: I'm an edgy teen chimera with anger issues and a noticeable lack of parents

@starrz-n-waffl3-fries @burntmarshmallowqueen

1st oc: hi im just a normal highschooler im kinda depressed but i swear im not a mary sue

30th oc:

[chickenroost]

Merra - the colored sketch of the echoing star

art by @chickenroost

[merras-numbr-1]

Father Karras starting out losing his faith… Father Merrin entering the scene like a Jesus figure…… idk I’m just saying………

[beakerhoneydew]

New ref sheets for the Independence Crew just in time for Artfight? That's right baby!

Featuring sheets for new characters Agaren and Sam, updated designs and slightly altered biographical information (such as ages) for some characters, and new outfits for everyone! (Except for Ziran bc he only wears his damn uniform). Also T'Lara doesn't have a new sheet bc I didn't get it done this weekend but she may get one eventually.

All of these are on my Artfight account where you should definitely follow and/or attack me :3

[cielospeaks]

well 2/3 aint bad lol

and to be fair the f h one at least has alfred and timerra who are cool so. :/ (if this means solm soon im very hype bc i like those guys. they give me sheperds vibes. mom as the ghb would be fun too! gosh please)

but like. -go which for two years in a row has had extremely insensitive events that just revolve around the same unfunny joke of “riyo art is soOoo wacky XD” all of a sudden has an event that not only features a variety of artists but also isnt fucking making a joke out of real people losing their lives. good for you. theres still minor problems i have (like why have a difficulty spike on a game available for 24 hours, and minor gripes but thats more towards the game in general lol) but it was overall muuch better than previous years

and g-f. perhaps the most fucking surprising of all. has a cute collab w sanrio which is actually wholesome and sweet. ofc its the same characters as always but i dont mind so much bc i can write fun and bittersweet/emotional fics. same w go’s one.

and like. honestly. f-h could have been so much worse. im just irritated that the emotionally manipulative slimeball is the focus even tho its not even his year’s story just because he has a muscular physique and is a fan favorite. like idk. i love characters that are complicated, i love characters that are little bastards. but i love it when they are called out for it. like at least the author admits they are nasty or has underlying tones of “yea theyre sympathetic but you dont really wanna see them succeed bc it means they are giving up on their decency and morality/mercy/ect”. or like. you’re enjoying watching them be awful and thats fun bc everyone is a jerk. but like in f-h they have so many nasty characters, a guy who wants to marry his sister off to her abusers and has no problem kidnapping and forcing into labor poor children but throws a moral fit if he accidentally kidnaps a rich kid, a person so obsessed with their first love that they perpetuate a failing government and manipulate an abused child through his fear of abandonment to essentially lead to his adopted brother’s death just so she can get the kid descendant of her first love in charge of a country she doesnt even want to be in charge of, and theyre all seen as sympathetic and likeable by the series creators and bc they dont fucking think a big majority of the fans.

[merakiui]

Meraki! Azul's bday is round the corner... will you feed us azul content on his bday?

- Merra

YES!!! ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ ) I'm back to writing Azul thought 5, so I hope I can have it finished by Zuzu's birthday!!!

I realized it's another fic where Rook Hunt proves himself to be the best wingman once again. He just likes seeing love blooming from unusual situations. The story involves captive Azul (who was thought to be the last of his species) being paired with you (a recently captured octo-mer). Even though the two of you are biologically compatible, both of you want nothing to do with the other. T_T so researchers Rook and Jade take it upon themselves to help the two mers get closer together. <3 things sure do happen hehehehe.

[watermelonolemretaw]

it's completely normal trust me

Is it weird to make a character-look at them in the eyes-and go “holy shit I want to hold their hand actually why are they pretty dammit augh I’m gay-｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡”

… if it is weird, then I’m asking a rhetorical question😎

Definitely🙂‍↕️‼��