#merely finding it funny

[septembersghost]

hollywood stylist: we put your boy in a really expensive coat that looks kind of like a pleather rain slicker

me: okay? why?

hollywood stylist: dunno we thought you'd like it!

me: i mean...i don't dislike it, but it's a choice---

hollywood stylist: hi hello

me: hey?

hollywood stylist: yeah so we did it again! enjoy!

[narwhalandchill]

oh my fucking god i feel. SO stupid rn at How i didnt make the (super sane very normal just absolutely. Yes. Surely) connection earlier but uhh

so anyway im now like 89% certain that whatever the "traces" of the narwhal that remain on ajax and facilitate their (ever-growing) innate connection are like. an actually fundamental aspect of it (them?) more or less.

why? because if you consider its pov just for a moment. the narwhal was literally about to depart teyvat for good. it had nearly finished consuming the primordial sea and preparing to breach surface to finish the job by eating the french for the leftovers their human bodies were made from. its an interstellar voyager it does not linger on planets it devours. it goes glug glug and it leaves.

and like if it wasnt for traveler intervening its confirmed through narzissenkreuz and renes world formula that teyvat wouldve just been destroyed. no one could have stopped the narwhal not neuvillette not focalors not anyone.

so what was the one other thing it did right before going for that french brunch? calling for ajax. getting them reunited in the primordial sea. like all the possible implications aside bc theres many different ways to speculate on the exact reasons why and the nature of that link. the point remains.

it wasnt leaving teyvat without finding him.

like the narwhal is about to fucking Dip from this cringe planet and whatever part of it that ajax carries within himself his narwhal Absolutely wanted to be reunited with. what the fuck am i supposed to read from that. hoyo???????!??! answers?!?!?!

and its not only the calling from the narwhal side itself either bc this is ALL coinciding with the growth of a 'restless power' within ajax and his vision malfunctioning (the things celestia is literally confirmed to harvest energy thru to repair its damaged authority) and his connection with the narwhal reaching an actual conscious level (arguably subconscious n emotional too bc i find it Curious his mood is poor right as the narwhal is repeatedly described as positively malding to the point its boss fight mechanic is literally a rage meter). ajax' power is growing. his destiny is starting to shift and something is drawing him to fontaine... right as the narwhal is getting close to finished with the primordial sea. funny how it overlaps eh. how it aligns 🤨🤨 why are they orbiting each other like this (they should kiss)

(& not to even Mention how ajax just Happened to get that absolutely exponential and borderline unbelievable feat of power spike in extending his foul legacy endurance as massively as he did. while. within the primordial sea. with his narwhal. who had at that point all but incorporated the power of that sea into itself. i s2g if childe was getting passive home turf co-op bonus exp with a 4x multiplier automatically the whole 40+ days 💀💀)

[bonestrewncrest]

wasnt planning on posting this since kaerion is an unfinished character BUT i like the movement in these doodles so i am going to

here is how i would imagine a meeting between meredil and one of his older siblings, kaerion, would go. kind of a venomous mer, and the most extremist out of all of meredil's siblings. he has some very choice words about mere no longer affiliating himself with the dominion.

meredil doesnt go out of his way to contact his siblings out of fear that something like this would happen (and even though kaerion happens to be an edge case and probably the worst of his siblings to encounter randomly, meredil is still somewhat considered a hulkynd. he was an abnormal child growing up, with 8 years of his childhood spent nonverbal, and strongly refusing to adhere himself to established rules).

i can imagine they actually probably got along well during their adolescence, and though they were only a few years apart, mere very much looked up to kaerion. the venom and rivalry started when they joined the thalmor's cause, and drifted apart, though most of the competitiveness was on kaerion's part. a mixture of hearsay, familial gossip and a steady drip feed of thalmori propaganda regarding mental and physical disabilities warped his perception of meredil as the years passed, and completely shattered any respect left for him when he eventually heard meredil had abandoned his position in skyrim.

meredil misses the time they spent as children but recognizes that kaerion does not feel the same way towards him any more

[pokespefangirl]

Happy Birthday Blake!

Let the biches keep hating!! :D

[randomartmaker]

I CANT HELP BUT THINK OF YOUR CHRONOS AND CRONUS AU- and i got this really silly idea where if you offer him the bathsalts he would nod and go with u/melinoe whatevs- but they both forgot how sand gets super heavy underwater so the moment he dips himself in he turns into a pile of sand at the bottom of the hotspring??? cue you/melinoe desperately gathering up the sand and setting it aside in a bucket or something and having to help him dry so that he can regain his form again. Poor broken old man :V

Oh my god that’s brilliant. The moment Chronos just dips right in and looks relaxed (for once after Cronus and he threw hands the first time), he fucking reduces to a pile a sand. U/Melinoe quickly trying to gather up the sand and the moment his two guards come by to check up on em, the panic and horror the moment they see u/Melinoe stressed out and quickly putting the sand in a bucket. The two joining u/Melinoe in putting the sand in the bucket and attempting to dry him off.

Once they dry him off and he regains his form, He's confused as caught off guard with what happened and concerned the moment he sees the trio just exhausted out of their minds. Bonus: If Broken Chronos's body was in a somewhat more stable state, He wouldn't reduce to a pile and sand and can actually enjoy the warmth which would feel so foreign to him as he hasn't felt it in ages. His mind finally stabilizing and the two (him and u/Melinoe) are able to talk normally without his mind wandering off as much and his words actually make sense.

[petrichorium]

Bee has me rambling abt trigun regency au and we haven’t talked abt him at all but I am also thinking about. Lower class underground boxer Wolfwood and young dowager reader who gets dragged to one of his matches………..

[pretentiouswreckingball]

today one of my coworkers brought her kindle to work and while she was showing me some of the books she had in there I saw a file that didn’t have a name and when I asked her,,, guess what it was

…it was manacled 🫥

[skitskatdacat63]

WOT is the umbrella event and WILL it make me invested in senior citizen romance?

YES YES IT WILL!!!! Out of the many compelling webbonso moments that exist, this is one of the most 🤯

I am referring to this:

[bluewithpurplepolkadots]

I wonder how much my rabbits will hate me if in the week after my trip I take them to the vet for their annual vaccination/check up. (They’ll be due then: so).

Rabbits (probably): vibrating with rage.

[couthbbg]

I know you unliked my post because you’re “clearing out your likes” but do you still love me? is the marriage still on??

[sylvies-kablooie]

letters of recommendation are typically written by employers and professors, but we have an untapped third source: your tumblr mutuals

[an-absolute-nightmare]

i appreciate it when people from anglican countries say that they shouldn't assume that people from non-anglican countries who live in their countries will have a stereotypical accent from their native countries. but sometimes i will encounter people acting like accents simply do not exist and that is very funny to me. ''why does this character who has newly arrived to america from korea have a stereotypical korean accent that's kinda racist :/'' bestie idk how to tell you this but somebody who has lived in korea their entire life has a stereotypical korean accent T_T

[punxsutawneyfilth]

Theres literally no reason for the drow (of the forgotten realms) to always be depicted wearing leather except for horniness btw. They live under fucking ground where do they even get leather.

[ohello0]

A zionist on twt is trying (and failing) to spread the lie that Hamas managed to bake an Israeli baby alive in an oven. Honestly?? I laughed and I’d consider it camp if they weren’t lying like this to justify war crimes and genocide

[msommers]

ocs + character study ↳ Meredith Cousland

[icewindandboringhorror]

*screenshots the highlights of my youtube to mp3 downloads folder as if it were some fancy aesthetic spotify wrapped image or whatever*