#mercs and their pets
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Gathering new recruits 🫡🇺🇸
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What lps eyes would you give each Merc? (Can be a drawing, can be a head cannon, it's up to ya)
silly eyes :3
#i didn't color them because i didn't want to#some of these are based on actual figures#and some i pulled out of my ass#overall i like them#tf2#tf2 fanart#wolfart asks#doodle dump#ty for this ask. i was very fun to draw :3#demo tf2#demoman tf2#heavy tf2#spy tf2#engineer tf2#pyro tf2#medic tf2#scout tf2#soldier tf2#sniper tf2#i made pyro three different species because i couldn't decide which one to pick#i originally wanted to make Engie a raccoon#but then i realised i forgot to design solly and that raccoon fits better with him#so engie is a little bull :3#all mercs tf2#i might add miss p sometime later#oh and the vote i made was for Medics species#and “only some” for how i should go about adding their signature clothes/cosmetics#littlest pet shop
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every time people draw the mercs with smooth skin and zero wrinkles an angel looses its wings and plummets to earth in a raging ball of fire
#tf2#team fortress 2#these men spend every day under the scorching desert sun most likely without sunscreen maybe with exception of spy#their skins is not going to be smooth at all they are dryed up like prunes#if it weren't for medic they would all have melanoma#also they're old#just a pet peeve of mine#tf2 fanart#tf2 all mercs
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These Demopet cosmetics make me so mentally ill it’s INSANE
These are all workshop cosmetics!! Go vote for them I need them all in-game yesterday!!!!
MacGuinness
Bonnie
Lil' Nessie
#eden art#please ignore my inconsistent style here I am so very tired 😭😭#BUT!! I had to get this out of my head before the brain worms ate it#I just need more merc & pet dynamics ok I think they’re really neat and underrated!!#tf2#team fortress 2#demoman tf2#demoman my belemoman#demopets
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another banger on my yt rec
#art#mercs#(pets yt) good algorithm#also make sure to check out the og this is inspired from#it fucked me up so good. both of these#Youtube
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I pull up to the vet clinic and go inside to tell kakashi i brought the cat i called him about needing neutered. He’s a heavy bastard though so i need his help bringing him in. He rolls his eyes at me but comes outside and when he sees sn unconscious Toji in my backseat he goes. “…that’s not a cat”
And all i reply with is “i’ll pay you double”
“…make it triple and a drink later.”
“Deal.”
And then we haul him inside.
I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD I'M CRYINGJKFDS
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My wonderful baby boy Mercury passed away today. I knew he was getting old and his life was coming to a close soon but that doesn’t make it any less painful. I feel like I’ve been stabbed though my heart with a rusty stake. I don’t know what to do he was my perfect sweet little boy. He was always adorable and sleepy and he loved spending time with the snails. He would even try to eat algae wafers even though he was a carnivore. He was so silly he reminded me of a lazy little cat. He got along so so well with his tank mates and didn’t seem to have an aggressive bone in his body. He was a strange little guy indeed but I adored him for it. Today is one of those days where I kind of wish there was some kind of a heaven so that I could know he was there. My poor boy. I haven’t cried this much since before I was on T. He really was the most amazing fish
#rambles#here’s a bunch of pics of merc being a little delight#he was just so curious about everything he was so good#pet death#death mention#my pets#Spotify
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ive got a bad habit of hinting at subtext with media references
#my attack dog pseudofash thug pilot that physically can not accept redemption is stuck in a cloning cycle as grey zone merc has the callsign#“Pet Cemetary”#may she die 1000 violent deaths before she she even skims anything close to inner peace
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“g*rrus me2 introduction is a close second b/c we start with personal interest in the character” your experiences are not universal
#rebekah rambles#i swear ppl will insta vote their fave instead of actually thinking abt it#in what world is g*rrus intro better than literally anybody else#tali had the first 'old friend we ran into again' scene#way before he did anyway soooo#also the narrative being like 'oh these mercs are teaming up to kill him b/c hes just too powerful and badass!!' like yawn#y'all rip on li*ra for being the writers pet (ok valid) but will say nothing abt g*rrus#i see you demons i see you
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Okay, as much as I am bloody enamored with the puppetry on display with this velociraptor, my brain decided to do a dumb. It just HAD to hyperfixate on a single frame in particular:
I couldn't for the life of me imagine why the imagery of a raptor with a nice hat resonated with me so hard.
Only to then remember a core memory from my adolescence.
#puppetry#cosplay#velociraptor#dinosaur#man i miss DrFace#i wonder what happened to him but his Rappy and Demo series fundamentally changed my brain chemistry#a man and his pet semi-intelligent dinosaur going in treasure-hunting adventures & saving the world#also doesn't hurt that Demo's my fav of the mercs & I had a bad paleontology hyperfixation when I was young#tf2#rappy tf2#tf2 demoman#DrFace#tf2 gmod
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I found a cat.... I want it so bad lol but im probably just gonna take it a shelter when I get the chance
#merc chat#screaming into the void IT'S SO CUTE AND SOFT#my dog hates cats tho and my brother is right - i can't afford another pet rn#but i hate the thought of that abandoned cat fending for itself#I'm fine being late to work on Friday... if i can find a shelter that opens early...
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“Take it”
You and Chris have had sex a thousand times, but this time, after a dirty comment you thought nothing of, Chris’ secret obsession comes to light
vibe check: pure smut, chris with a size kink, a tiny thing about it hurting in a good way, dirty talk, bigdick!chris, chris with a praise kink?, pet names, praise, creampie, reader cums from pen alone (the hayley's comet of sexual occurrences)
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A/N: I saw this and i knew what i had to do…BIG DICK CHRIS🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
love and cigs, merc
You and Chris were lost in ecstasy, one leg draped over his shoulder as the other hung round his waist. His head was rested against your knee, his perfect teeth grazing the bone as he thrust in and out of your sopping pussy, your walls milking him with every movement.
Your moans filled the room as his tip poked at your g-spot, pressing that perfect button over and over again. He groaned at the sight of your fucked out face, your mouth hung open as guttural sounds left your lips, cries of Chris' name rolling off your tongue as he nipped at the skin of your knee, lost in the feeling of your tight pussy around him.
"you feel so fucking good, baby" he groaned, his hand gripping at the flesh of your thigh as it rested on his hip.
You could only moan in response, reeling in the way his cock stretched out your walls, the sting being nothing compared to the bliss you felt as he relentlessly fucked you.
"so fucking pretty, taking me like this, so so pretty" Chris continued, rambling.
"mphm, Chris, you're so big" You moaned, thinking nothing of it as you spoke, his size being the only thing in your mind in that moment.
Chris' eyes snapped open, locking in on yours instantly as he continued to fuck you, something about your words making his brain tingle.
"whatcha say, ma?" he said, slightly breathless.
"you're so-" you cut yourself off with a moan, "y'so big, Chris"
Chris near enough growled, biting down on your knee before looking down to the bulge forming in your stomach as he pounded into you. He knew he was big, and he loved how well you always took him, but you'd never told him now big he was, and he never knew that was something he wanted to hear.
"say it again f'me" He slowed his pace, but increased his temperament, his hips slapping against yours with a sting as he thrust in and out of you, slow and hard.
You couldn't help but moan at the change in tempo, head craning back into the pillow, your mouth slung wide open.
Chris hand came to your jaw, pulling your head back to look at him with your cheeks gently squished between his fingers.
"tell me again, baby" He cooed, his tone stern but words soft.
"you-" you stuttered, "you're so big, Chris, stretching me out so fucking good" your brows were knit together, trying to get out every word coherently.
Chris groaned, fucking into your tight pussy impossibly hard, watching your begging eyes as he did. your words had set something off in him, and he was past the point of no return.
"you like it when I stretch you out like this? huh, princess? you love taking my big cock?" Chris questioned, eyes trained on yours.
"mhm" you moaned, biting down on your lip, "I love it, Chris"
Chris lowered his gaze to the bulge in your stomach once more, watching as his tip took fleshy shape in your skin. He couldn't help but moan, obsessed with how well you took him.
"y'take it so well, ma, y'take my cock like a lil champion, huh?" He muttered, looking back to you and brushing his thumb over your wet, plump lips.
You parted your lips, letting him slip his thumb into your mouth as he pressed it against your warm tongue. You wrapped your lips around his digit, sucking it with a moan as he pulled out of you almost completely, only to thrust back in with a brutal slap of his skin against yours.
He tugged at the flesh of your thigh, pulling your other leg over his shoulder and pressing your knees to your chest, his thumb leaving your mouth with a pop.
The new position gave him the perfect opportunity to hit you even deeper than before, his dick pressing into your cervix with a blissful ache.
"fuck, Chris, it hurts so good" you mumbled, tears pricking at your eyes at the ache of your contorted body, and Chris' weight pressed against you almost completely.
"be a good girl, and take it" Chris spat, setting a rapid pace into your perfect pussy.
He was relentless, pressing your legs tight against your chest as he laid almost all his weight down on top of you. His length thrust in and out of you, the sound of your juices mixed with the slap of his skin against yours acting as a backing track to both of your moans.
"give it to me, give it to me, give it to me" you moaned over and over again, unable to form a thought other than that simple request. Something about the dirty talk, mixed with the feeling of Chris' weight on you and his big dick stretching you out made that familiar knot tighten in your stomach, your whole body tingling as every hair on your skin stood on edge.
Chris was a moaning, whimpering mess, the sound of your begging making him feel lightheaded as he pounded into you. Your slick walls were clenching around him like a vice, and he knew he was done for.
"cum with me, princess, cum all over my big cock like a good girl" Chris said though gritted teeth, his tone somehow still soft and caring despite his pace.
As if on command, his words sent you over the edge, and with a cry of his name, you released sticky juices all over his length, the squelching sound of him fucking you through your toe curling orgasm making him reel.
He was seconds behind, filling you up with his cum, fucking it into you as he stuttered above you, pressing his weight further down onto the backs of your legs as he gripped and tugged at any skin of yours he could reach.
Your breathless moans filled the room as he stilled inside you, letting his cum soak into your walls and his length, unable to bring himself to pull out. His hand came to your hair as he rested his head against your leg, trying to catch his breath with fluttery eyes. You leaned into his touch, humming at his soft caress.
"so" you said, giggling slightly, "you like it when I tell you how big you are, huh?" you cheesed as he opened his eyes.
Chris chuckled and shook his head, pushing strands of sweaty hair out your face, "don't start" he grinned.
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Sniper and scout with their pet kitty.... 💞🥺 Hes so small and just a baby, but then it grows up to be MASSIVE MAYBE...!?!
Medic, while feeding Harry with some suspicious cat food made by himself:
Also I love the idea of Harry just being tf2 mercs pet, they all take care of it and switch roles at the base (like good papas do)!!!
#art#fanart#99pm#tf2#team fortress fanart#teamfortress 2#team fortress 2 fanart#team fortress#teamfortress2#scout x sniper#scout#scout tf2#sniper x scout#tf2 scout#sniper tf2#sniper#sniperscout#tf2 sniper#tf2 harry#speedingbullet#speeding bullet#artist on tumblr
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ੈ✩‧₊˚ .JPG (JUST PROPOSE GODDAMNIT) (LN4)
pairing: lando norris x girlfriend!reader
summary: lando’s childhood sweetheart has long since been the subject of his photography account. fans just can’t wait to see one specific post from the couple in the future
*face claim for y/n: edie rose (but please imagine her as you see fit!)
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lando.jpg life lately🧡
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user1 me checking y/n’s hand for a ring everytime lando posts her
user5 FELT i got so excited when i saw one here then realised it was her right hand
user2 SO REAL nearly 8 years im expecting it soon…
daniel3.jpg one of you looks super graceful w the food
landonorris gtfo
yourusername (affectionate)**
user3 SUCH A CUTIE
user3 y/n i mean xo
user4 MOM AND DAD
user5 JPG MR .JPG. JUST PROPOSE GODDAMNIT!!!!!
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lando.jpg my muse and me
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user5 lando i BEG just ask the woman to marry you
user6 his muse🥹🥹🥹 if someone called me that i would be a puddle
user1 oh she so has stops to pet random dogs energy
yourusername i love you my darling
user4 the third photo *faints*
user7 JPG!!!
user5 finally my legacy is catching on
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yourusername lando got .jpg-ed of his own for a change
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user3 the caption sounds….
yourusername @/user no comment
user8 MISS Y/N THAT FIRST PHOTO IS ILLEGAL
user5 i just gasped out loud at work in front of customers
user2 Y/N KNOWS WHAT WE WANT TO SEE
user1 i know we’re freaking over the first pic but his smile in the second one i’m so in love. how do you cope with him looking at you like that?
yourusername i quite simply don’t🩷
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lando.jpg holidays as captured by us
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user5 a whole fancy holiday to greece and stILL NO RING????
user7 mr. norris the next photo u post better be a damn proposal or god help me
charles_leclerc good decision to put her first, that way people don’t run away
user6 CHARLES😭😭😭
user1 JPGGGGG
user3 look at that GLOW she’s so main character (you’re cute too lando i guess)
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yourusername baby is away but still sending deliveries💐
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user7 flowers but never a ring… i could treat you better baby
landonorris 🤔
user3 ^^^ WHAT THEY SAID
oscarpiastri is this what you had to ask lewis for help with @/landonorris
landonorris international shipping isn’t my thing ok
user4 best boyfriend ever
user7 he COULD be the best husband ever, but🤭
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landonorris happy birthday babygirl. so glad u lived long enough to utter the words ‘get a picture of my boots dickhead they’re brighter than ur future’
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user7 so no bday proposal either😐
user5 SIR YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
landonorris guys stop being mean i’m only small
danielricciardo he’s joking bullying turns him on
user1 lando you have to expect the marriage jokes in ur comments now
carlossainz55 feliz cumpleaños y/n!🥳
yourusername gracías, mi amigo🥹
user7 ‘my friend’ TEARS IN MY EYES SHES THE GRID BESTIE
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yourusername days in england are my fave bc it gave us my fav f1 driver (lewis hamilton)
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user4 Y/N/N U ARE SO REAL AHAHAHA
charles_leclerc i’m offended
yourusername ur my next favourite sweetie
landonorris IM NOT EVEN SECOND?
lewishamilton i expect you in a merc cap next race now
yourusername done king
lewishamilton visit soon🖤
landonorris absolutely not
user8 lando won’t propose so lewis said BET
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lando.jpg night at the opera
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user3 AT THE OPERA? AND STILL NO…? JPG!!!
user5 JPG!!! JPG JPG
user1 JPG
user9 JPG!
user2 JPG JPG JPG SAY IT WITH ME
user6 JPG JPG JPG
user7 JPG!!!!!!!!!
landonorris why are you all shouting a photo type in my comments
landonorris oh
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lando.jpg singapore on film
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alex_albon JPG!!!
landonorris you have 3 seconds to leave my page
user8 IM IN TEARS OVER ALEX
user5 IT CAUGHT ON‼️
user1 definitely no ring☹️
yourusername reading your comments is like reading the latest tabloid
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yourusername what do you mean we’ve been together for eight whole years??? what do you mean we’re not 15, young, dumb and in love anymore? i’d take another 8 in a heartbeat🧡
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landonorris eh we’re still dumb and in love, just maybe not the first one. love you baby🧡
fernandoalo_official you are still a child.
user4 HAPPY 8 YEARS TO MY FAVOURITE COUPLE☹️☹️☹️
user5 all the behind the scenes of him taking photos :(
user7 she really is his muse huh
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landonorris sometimes when i look at you i think it’s only been 8 seconds with how much i learn about you each day. hard to believe it’s been 8 years, and that i love you more each day. no one else i’d want to spend the rest of my life with. i know you’re just settling until you can win over lewis (or charles, or george, or oscar, or alex, or carlos) but i’m feeling pretty lucky it’s me you chose to do that with.
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lewishamilton mate you just gotta get on my level
oscarpiastri good taste, y/n
landonorris NOT YOU TOO
yourusername thank you bff
user8 me waiting patiently for the anniversary proposal post????
user1 wishful thinking oomf
danielricciardo all jokes aside pal, happy you’ve managed to keep her around for this long despite being you. big love for you both🖤
landonorris HOW was that all jokes aside
yourusername believe it or not, it’s always you. happy anniversary baby🧡
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yourusername lando caught the behind the scenes of my selfie taking and let me tell u the distance between me n him is important
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user2 this was not the post i was expecting but i’ll still take it
user5 i was hoping we'd get a different post but you still look good ma'am
user8 the fact he’s always there to take photos of you >> girl you have landed on your FEET
yourusername tell me about it. luckiest girl in the WORLD
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lando.jpg y/n by me, me by me, me by y/n
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user4 so it’s official … no proposal?
user5 jeez man JPG.
user3 jpg!!!
user1 just propose goddamniT
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yourusername i don’t even have the ability to be mean to you this time. my forever person. thank you for putting up with me. this feels like a dream i cannot believe i am a fiancée. THE EASIEST YES IVE EVER SAID (and you once asked me if i wanted to snooze the alarm)
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user3 OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD AM I DREAMING
user7 WHAT THE JAJHDBSVJA
lewishamilton finally! show me the ring this weekend (congratulations)
yourusername facetiming u rn
user5 IM???? MY LEGACY HAS ENDED AND I COULDNT BE HAPPIER
carlossainz55 couldn't be happier for the both of you
alex_albon LILY AND I ARE SCREAMING CONGRATS TO OUR FAVOURITE COUPLE
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landonorris took my time but got there eventually. ‘just propose goddamnit’ WELL LOOK AT ME NOW! gonna have myself a wife. i love you baby, thanks for screaming yes immediately so i didn’t have to wait to hear your answer
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landonorris @/user5 i hope ur happy now
user5 VERY.
charles_leclerc can't believe you pulled it off mate, congrats!
oscarpiastri sad i can't scream JPG at you in the garage anymore but happy for the both of you!
yourusername my oscar :( cannot wait to squeeze you this weekend
oscarpiastri @/yourusername i better be a bridesmaid
landonorris why not a groomsman????
oscarpiastri @/landonorris i like her more
mclaren wedding (mclaren's version)
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a/n:
hello hello, i have had so much fun writing and creating this so i hope you like it!!!!
was going to wait to post but after the hell that was quali i thought hey why not now
thank you all for reading! as always, comments likes and messages are appreciated and whatnot🫶 take care of yourselves this week!!! the temperature is starting to drop in france so i am wrapped up warm and i hope you’re looking after yourself wherever you are
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medic noticing archimedes' wings twitching when heavy pets him, and him giving a low huff with a smile before getting back to heavy's open abdominal cavity
#'whats wrong doctor?' 'aaha nothing.. but checking on your accessory spleens is giving me ideas :^]'#oldtxt#mercs#im normal about archimedes and im not thinking about medic unintentionally taking a break from his notes#to let archimedes preen his fingers and then melt into the pets
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I would say Koji Koda from my hero but he seems almost too sweet to be in the slime ball universe
that's true... maybe we put kakashi in the pet clinic when he isn't tending to the other wild animals (jiraiya and kishibe in the old folks home)
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