#mercs and their pets

[trashanstuff]

Gathering new recruits 🫡🇺🇸

[wolfram-but-art]

What lps eyes would you give each Merc? (Can be a drawing, can be a head cannon, it's up to ya)

silly eyes :3

[boimann]

every time people draw the mercs with smooth skin and zero wrinkles an angel looses its wings and plummets to earth in a raging ball of fire

[skyafied]

These Demopet cosmetics make me so mentally ill it’s INSANE

These are all workshop cosmetics!! Go vote for them I need them all in-game yesterday!!!!

MacGuinness

Bonnie

Lil' Nessie

[oldkamelle]

another banger on my yt rec

[bastardblvd]

I pull up to the vet clinic and go inside to tell kakashi i brought the cat i called him about needing neutered. He’s a heavy bastard though so i need his help bringing him in. He rolls his eyes at me but comes outside and when he sees sn unconscious Toji in my backseat he goes. “…that’s not a cat”

And all i reply with is “i’ll pay you double”

“…make it triple and a drink later.”

“Deal.”

And then we haul him inside.

I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD I'M CRYINGJKFDS

[faerieorgremlin]

My wonderful baby boy Mercury passed away today. I knew he was getting old and his life was coming to a close soon but that doesn’t make it any less painful. I feel like I’ve been stabbed though my heart with a rusty stake. I don’t know what to do he was my perfect sweet little boy. He was always adorable and sleepy and he loved spending time with the snails. He would even try to eat algae wafers even though he was a carnivore. He was so silly he reminded me of a lazy little cat. He got along so so well with his tank mates and didn’t seem to have an aggressive bone in his body. He was a strange little guy indeed but I adored him for it. Today is one of those days where I kind of wish there was some kind of a heaven so that I could know he was there. My poor boy. I haven’t cried this much since before I was on T. He really was the most amazing fish

[brbgensokyo]

ive got a bad habit of hinting at subtext with media references

[edains]

“g*rrus me2 introduction is a close second b/c we start with personal interest in the character” your experiences are not universal

[niwawings15]

Some scribs I did of some of the pets in a chat I’m in. And a random alien boy.

[animalisticallytimorous]

Okay, as much as I am bloody enamored with the puppetry on display with this velociraptor, my brain decided to do a dumb. It just HAD to hyperfixate on a single frame in particular:

I couldn't for the life of me imagine why the imagery of a raptor with a nice hat resonated with me so hard.

Only to then remember a core memory from my adolescence.

[mercs4life]

I found a cat.... I want it so bad lol but im probably just gonna take it a shelter when I get the chance

[sturnsdarling]

“Take it”

You and Chris have had sex a thousand times, but this time, after a dirty comment you thought nothing of, Chris’ secret obsession comes to light

vibe check: pure smut, chris with a size kink, a tiny thing about it hurting in a good way, dirty talk, bigdick!chris, chris with a praise kink?, pet names, praise, creampie, reader cums from pen alone (the hayley's comet of sexual occurrences)

1k words

A/N: I saw this and i knew what i had to do…BIG DICK CHRIS🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

love and cigs, merc

You and Chris were lost in ecstasy, one leg draped over his shoulder as the other hung round his waist. His head was rested against your knee, his perfect teeth grazing the bone as he thrust in and out of your sopping pussy, your walls milking him with every movement.

Your moans filled the room as his tip poked at your g-spot, pressing that perfect button over and over again. He groaned at the sight of your fucked out face, your mouth hung open as guttural sounds left your lips, cries of Chris' name rolling off your tongue as he nipped at the skin of your knee, lost in the feeling of your tight pussy around him.

"you feel so fucking good, baby" he groaned, his hand gripping at the flesh of your thigh as it rested on his hip.

You could only moan in response, reeling in the way his cock stretched out your walls, the sting being nothing compared to the bliss you felt as he relentlessly fucked you.

"so fucking pretty, taking me like this, so so pretty" Chris continued, rambling.

"mphm, Chris, you're so big" You moaned, thinking nothing of it as you spoke, his size being the only thing in your mind in that moment.

Chris' eyes snapped open, locking in on yours instantly as he continued to fuck you, something about your words making his brain tingle.

"whatcha say, ma?" he said, slightly breathless.

"you're so-" you cut yourself off with a moan, "y'so big, Chris"

Chris near enough growled, biting down on your knee before looking down to the bulge forming in your stomach as he pounded into you. He knew he was big, and he loved how well you always took him, but you'd never told him now big he was, and he never knew that was something he wanted to hear.

"say it again f'me" He slowed his pace, but increased his temperament, his hips slapping against yours with a sting as he thrust in and out of you, slow and hard.

You couldn't help but moan at the change in tempo, head craning back into the pillow, your mouth slung wide open.

Chris hand came to your jaw, pulling your head back to look at him with your cheeks gently squished between his fingers.

"tell me again, baby" He cooed, his tone stern but words soft.

"you-" you stuttered, "you're so big, Chris, stretching me out so fucking good" your brows were knit together, trying to get out every word coherently.

Chris groaned, fucking into your tight pussy impossibly hard, watching your begging eyes as he did. your words had set something off in him, and he was past the point of no return.

"you like it when I stretch you out like this? huh, princess? you love taking my big cock?" Chris questioned, eyes trained on yours.

"mhm" you moaned, biting down on your lip, "I love it, Chris"

Chris lowered his gaze to the bulge in your stomach once more, watching as his tip took fleshy shape in your skin. He couldn't help but moan, obsessed with how well you took him.

"y'take it so well, ma, y'take my cock like a lil champion, huh?" He muttered, looking back to you and brushing his thumb over your wet, plump lips.

You parted your lips, letting him slip his thumb into your mouth as he pressed it against your warm tongue. You wrapped your lips around his digit, sucking it with a moan as he pulled out of you almost completely, only to thrust back in with a brutal slap of his skin against yours.

He tugged at the flesh of your thigh, pulling your other leg over his shoulder and pressing your knees to your chest, his thumb leaving your mouth with a pop.

The new position gave him the perfect opportunity to hit you even deeper than before, his dick pressing into your cervix with a blissful ache.

"fuck, Chris, it hurts so good" you mumbled, tears pricking at your eyes at the ache of your contorted body, and Chris' weight pressed against you almost completely.

"be a good girl, and take it" Chris spat, setting a rapid pace into your perfect pussy.

He was relentless, pressing your legs tight against your chest as he laid almost all his weight down on top of you. His length thrust in and out of you, the sound of your juices mixed with the slap of his skin against yours acting as a backing track to both of your moans.

"give it to me, give it to me, give it to me" you moaned over and over again, unable to form a thought other than that simple request. Something about the dirty talk, mixed with the feeling of Chris' weight on you and his big dick stretching you out made that familiar knot tighten in your stomach, your whole body tingling as every hair on your skin stood on edge.

Chris was a moaning, whimpering mess, the sound of your begging making him feel lightheaded as he pounded into you. Your slick walls were clenching around him like a vice, and he knew he was done for.

"cum with me, princess, cum all over my big cock like a good girl" Chris said though gritted teeth, his tone somehow still soft and caring despite his pace.

As if on command, his words sent you over the edge, and with a cry of his name, you released sticky juices all over his length, the squelching sound of him fucking you through your toe curling orgasm making him reel.

He was seconds behind, filling you up with his cum, fucking it into you as he stuttered above you, pressing his weight further down onto the backs of your legs as he gripped and tugged at any skin of yours he could reach.

Your breathless moans filled the room as he stilled inside you, letting his cum soak into your walls and his length, unable to bring himself to pull out. His hand came to your hair as he rested his head against your leg, trying to catch his breath with fluttery eyes. You leaned into his touch, humming at his soft caress.

"so" you said, giggling slightly, "you like it when I tell you how big you are, huh?" you cheesed as he opened his eyes.

Chris chuckled and shook his head, pushing strands of sweaty hair out your face, "don't start" he grinned.

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[99pm-e]

Sniper and scout with their pet kitty.... 💞🥺 Hes so small and just a baby, but then it grows up to be MASSIVE MAYBE...!?!

Medic, while feeding Harry with some suspicious cat food made by himself:

Also I love the idea of Harry just being tf2 mercs pet, they all take care of it and switch roles at the base (like good papas do)!!!

[oldkamelle]

medic noticing archimedes' wings twitching when heavy pets him, and him giving a low huff with a smile before getting back to heavy's open abdominal cavity

[bastardblvd]

I would say Koji Koda from my hero but he seems almost too sweet to be in the slime ball universe

that's true... maybe we put kakashi in the pet clinic when he isn't tending to the other wild animals (jiraiya and kishibe in the old folks home)