#mercedes oak-garcia

[green-green-grass]

the new dndads live show had me CACKLING

[somethingfishysgoingon]

Mercedes Oak-Garcia has got to be one of the greatest characters of all time; who else would stumble across a naked and incredibly confused man in the woods while on a hike and immediately go, ‘This is the man who is going to be my husband’??

[microwave20001]

"slipping through my fingers all the time" but its henry and mercedes looking at their two beautiful boys

[tokyosmega]

dadtober day 21: mummies

i love the s1 moms so much so i drew them posed like sorority girls . they need happiness

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 2

Propaganda

Ver'million "Millie" Blue (Friends at the Table: PARTIZAN):

Mech pilot with a body horror mode and a thematic dog motif. She’s trans in a culture that does gender way different than contemporary human genders, and she’s sexy about it. Escaped a military super soldier cloning program to join a revolutionary organization. Kind of a fish person (pls look up art of her, it’s all excellent). Dreams of settling down into a peaceful life and is so so so wife to me

She's a canonical goth trans woman with sick teal hair and scales and she's an alien who's vaguely fishlike and she's a sniper and an absolute shit kicker she's literally SO sexy

ok so i did just submit Pickman bc she won my tournament but i gotta say, Milli is my personal pick for sexiest f@tt character! she's goth! she could kill me! but she won't! she just wants to be away from the war! she's breaking out of the worldview she's been conditioned in to since infancy! her mech is called the stray dog! and after the campaign ends she goes around recruiting so many people that they recognizably start getting called the stray dogs! she's so excited to have literally any participation in governing! she spends a while going around the moon to install a communications system and gets to learn what its like when you approach people in a way that isn't immediately antagonistic! SHE DECLARED A GOOD HER RIVAL! she got SO close to getting out but then her sense of duty to others pulled her back in (im not actually sure if that last one is hot exactly but it SURE is compelling). AND SHE'S A FISH WHO REJECTED THE GENDER SYSTEM SHE GREW UP IN FOR ONE NOT DESIGNED TO FURTHER WARFARE!

The entire blog @fuckyeahvermillionblue.

Mercedes Oak-Garcia (Dungeons & Daddies):

MILF of the Year

[cccccasperghost]

*wet slap of ducks feet waddling up to you*

Henry's song to Mercedes Oak-Garcia would be "Love Grows," by Edison Lighthouse and Mercedes song to Henry is "Why do you let me stay here?" By She & Him

Ok bye

*feet slapping away*

[scarriestmarlowe]

sketching is never not funny

[pittermogged]

redraw of a cosplay pic me and my friend took before the dndads liveshow !!!!

[macksartblock]

they just keep kissing huh

[babacontainsmultitudes]

save me, hot Glenn holidays. hot Glenn holidays. hot Glenn holidays, save me.

[biscuitfacegrey]

You guys like shitposts right? good because that’s all I ever feed you anymore

[jksnrabbit]

i dont know how long i'll be on a closeson kick so eat up dawgs

ignore how shitty it is i rushed

original ⬇️

[somethingfishysgoingon]

AU where everything is fine and cool and everyone goes to karaoke and has fun :]

[hearts4wilson]

mercedes and erin :]

[germultiple]

my take on the wifeys (and the malewife)

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 1

Propaganda

Rainer (The Adventure Zone: Graduation):

i'm not dead but she can raise me regardless ;)

Mercedes Oak-Garcia (Dungeons & Daddies):

MILF of the Year