#mention: crab

[mysteryshoptls]

SSR Floyd Leech - Platinum Dress Voice Lines

When Summoned: This place's been around for 100 years, huh? So, it'll definitely be able to keep me entertained, riiight?

Summon Line: It's sucks that we gotta be quiet in museums. 'Cause c'mon, it's way more fun to get all excited with people when ya see some cool painting!

Groooovy!!: I hate kings with old-fashioned views. I wonder what this one was like?

Home: 100 years, huh～ Aha!

Home Idle 1: Once, when I was drawin' on the school walls with magic, I had a professor come down hard on me, all angry. I don't get what the big deal was, it could come off easy.

Home Idle 2: Mackerel-chan was lookin' at a painting of the card soldiers, and he was standin' up all straight just like them. Hilarious how into it he got.

Home Idle 3: Crab-chan bores easily, so I bet he'd be terrible with oil paintings. ...Me? Who knows, prolly would depend on my mood.

Home Idle - Login: Did I prep before coming to the art museum? No way. But if I find something I like, I'll give it the attention it deserves.

Home Idle - Groovy: Sea Otter-chan was saying he wanted to come visit the ocean. I guess I could show him a couple sunken ships. I bet he'd give me some real hilarious reactions.

Home Tap 1: My shoes and jacket sparkles just like scales! Humans have it so good～ They can just swap up their scales whenever they want just by changing clothes.

Home Tap 2: So that scarab was a key to enter a cave, huh. I wanna go treasure hunting just like the Sorcerer of the Sands did.

Home Tap 3: I feel like every time I run into Sea Urchin-chan, he's lookin' at a painting of a werewolf. Eh, I guess I'm kinda similar in how I decide what stuff to look at...

Home Tap 4: The King of Beasts looked real sleepy and it made me pretty tired too. Maybe there's a bench around here I can lay on.

Home Tap 5: Ehhh, my ribbon's crooked? I don't have a mirror, so I can't see it... Shrimpy-chan, why don'tcha fix it nicely for me?

Home Tap - Groovy: You're gonna show me a painting you like? Sure, I'm interested. If it's lame, though, I'll squeeze you.

Duo: [FLOYD]: You're up next, Sea Otter-chan! [KALIM]: Leave it to me, Floyd!

Birthday Login Message: Hey, Shrimpy-chan. Jump a little for me. [jumps] Hm? I don't hear nothin'. Today's my birthday, and you don't have a present for me? Don't worry, it's fine. You just gotta go out and buy something now, then. Soooo, what should I ask you to get, hmmm?

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

as newspapers today dont tend to hire children, a modern day Tintin would run a clickbait YouTube channel, except the clickbait is 100% real every single time

he starts off as an irritating conservative pundit at 14, meets Chang then leaves the think tank paying him and launches his own independent channel and blows up shortly after. Chang helps with video editing and managing his socials and they often chat on video calls between adventures. Haddock, his foster dad, has absolutely no knowledge of his earlier videos.

[crabsnpersimmons]

Your art style nearly gave me a heart attack damn! Mostly cause of eclipse lol.

She thinks he’s hot -Raven

Hey!

ough thank you! tho i still feel the need to apologize for Eclipse's actions 😅

...

i'll put him in timeout

[catfindr]

[lemonlimebitcoin]

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!

[bambles]

we should talk about the Geck ambassador more. reasons:

very big no idea what shape she really is

had one emotional reconnection with a child figure and was like i got this . i understand the human thing now. everyone hold up i am going to family therapy us out of this situation, "humans like when their parents do not kill them" nailed it

talks Like That (wonderful)

name is Agagag ????

she shares her lukewarm saltwater drink with everyone:)

comfortable at home thanks

[svtskneecaps]

i'm still stuck on the purgatories so here's a list of purgatory 2 moments simply off the top of my head that deserve to be remembered:

aimsey ducking all of axolotl team alone in a cave with literally half a heart

goose gang fucking descending on the raccoon base and absolutely wrecking shop

ethan crankgameplays clutching up for team panda during the capture the flag game by being the only one hanging out in the center and periodically checking the chests, earning them a shitton of flags and clutching multiple rounds

crow team's egg taking 0 damage

pac doxxing goose gang's egg in the last second

shelby shubble as the last member of her team online writing a letter to aimsey and sharing the world's most devastating ten minutes before her team was eliminated with one of the eye creatures (coco? i forgot lol)

badboyhalo absolutely fucking DEMOLISHING the battleship event on like 2 hours of sleep and a dream

wuant(?) stealing a tv from the battleship event and then playing portuguese ice age on it for the crows lmfao

tubbo djing for his team while waiting for the time for a goose gambit

theguill CRASHING THROUGH THE FUCKING CEILING of the raccoon team's hidey hole like the fucking kool aid man in a last effort to save his team and 4v1 or 5v1 ing team raccoon; he lost but that was such an epic fucking moment

theguill and etoiles pvping and each hyping the other's skills the entire time

seapeekay escaping cellbit and baghera and then stealing their boats and rocketing past to tease them about it; that shit was iconic

kenny going mad with power collecting sand on literally day 1

the english speaking squirrels taking actual physical notes on portuguese phrases (i think)

lgbtiba

i may add more this is an off the top of my head list but like got DAMN i like these events :D i like them a lot

[livvylubug]

I don't know if this has been asked yet, but how or why is Cyn with the ladies group? I'm genuinely curious of the circumstances. If you're not ready to answer that quite yet I have a simple question, what do all the ladies like to do as hobbies?

Uzi was fully aware of who she was rebuilding, V of course tried to attack cyn the moment they saw her.

but considering how they found her? Uzi had to sympathize with her situation, After all she’s been in a similar position.

Tw: robot gore

[outofcontextdiscord]

[fleetn-crab85]

CW SEX MENTION

Actual footage of me watching that one scene in Pacific Rim: Uprising

[lemon16]

I have decided that whenever adults ask me what i want to be when im older im going to say i want to be a crustacean.

Obviously, this is the ultimate life form. I must shed this mortal skin for something greater, something with a shell that scuttles around

[gamegem92]

Huh, a lot of neat human designs for Kril…

What if I could make a Brother Bear type AU where he’s a human who developed the ability to become a hermit crab?

[hollowboobtheory]

got the tube out of my neck I'm okay now

oh and I got to see my left arm and the scar is gonna be NARSTY but my little guy tattoo made it through

[catfindr]

[iamshmolphrog]

It's sunday! you made it through another week! time to post cowboy crab!

there he is! this rootin tootin bad guy shootin crustacean thinks you're doing great! have a wonderful week my darling crab enjoyers

(tag your mutals to spread the joy of cowboy crab @magical-bear-dubin @snailcheeserulz @a-mushroom-wizard)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was evicted from my own house by a crab because I never eat at home, therefore there was no detritus on the house's floor, devastating the local ecosystem and causing said crab to starve.