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Wanna know something about the woman’s reproductive system? Oh, you don’t? TOO BAD I’M TELLING YOU ANYWAY 🗣️
So you know when you get those really, really, really, really bad cramps? The ones that last like 2-3 minutes? The ones where you gotta lay down or just wallow in your own discomfort and suffering? The ones where you just gotta stay quiet and stare at the ceiling? The ones where you be hyperventilating and sweating and feeling like you’re about to pass out from the pain? Yeah, those.
So, apparently, when that happens, your cervix dilates to one centimeter. And you gotta be dilated to ten to push a baby out.
If that ONE cramp is what it feels like to be dilated to ONE centimeter, ten centimeters is just gonna flat take me out. IT’S GONNA KILLL ME 😭
And then contractions, right? It probably feels like a cramp, not that bad? I AIN’T KNOW IT’S GONNA FEEL LIKE THAT ONE PERIOD CRAMP. AND THEN THEY GET CLOSER AND CLOSER TOGETHER??
LAWD. HATH. MERCY.
I’d have to go through that?? For HOURS? ALL WHILE I’M CRAMPING?!
Not to mention the ring of fire.
Adoption papers looking real good rn.
#charlotte rambles#women health#reproductive health#menstruation#menstral cramps#yeah no i’m good babe. 😭#i’d rather not#not that i don’t like kids bc i love kids#cause it’s all over if my baby got broad shoulders 💀
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I had a moment this morning
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I know that period cramps can hurt your back but
PERIOD CRAMPS CAN HURT YOUR BACK?! THE HELL 😭😭😭. I’m in so much pain, I have knee problems and I use a cane (house who?) and that’s usually like a 6/10 on a pain scale and my cramps are like a 7 im dying 😭.
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Having a period when you don't experience cramps like other women do is kinda weird but also a little funny in retrospect.
Like the crazy emotions are most definitely from the period itself, but it's also gotta be from the pain right? But how I experience it is a little different, and highlights other behaviors more.
Like, my stomach feels like a pit, like there's a gaping whole there. Not like there's a wound, but that something is missing, or moved and I'm not used to the change. This is obviously because I'm used to the Blood that was built up and is now suddenly ejecting away, ofc. The problem is, I also end up having way less of an appetite, and I eat A LOT, so it's really noticeable. Like, I eat cuz I don't care about appearance or any of that shiz, and I probably should care more, but still. Suddenly I gotta force myself to eat meals because even though I am most definitely hungry, I don't got an appetite. My stomach growls, I feel my stomach give a slight pang, but my brain still says that I don't gotta eat food right now if I don't want to. That I don't need to. And that's kinda a let down, and annoying.
I also... think? I get even more jittery, both physically and emotionally, but Aldo I become more... unable to focus on work? Or maybe that's just me and whatever autistic I am(not diagnosed, but peer reviewed by people or are. They say I at least, most definitely have adhd). I also get these emotional things when I'm not on my period, so idk??? But I think the more jittery thing is a symptom?
Oh! And on the subject of pain, instead of getting very painful cramps, my current pain amplifies. I got minor backpack, mainly becomes annoying when I try to sleep. On my period? It bothers me so. Much. I'm sitting in school chair being miserable pressing my back up against the chair trying to get my back to stop hurting, putting my legs on and off chairs and moving about, its the worst. I mean, if I get a cut the pain won't amplify, it's just aches. And mainly my back pain now that I think about it.
All in all, I got it really good compared to other girls. I often don't realize I'm on my period until my underwear is already ruined, and I don't want to spend my parents, and eventually my money on birth meds to regulate it cuz I see no issue with it. And I never plan to have sex so:/
#periods#period talk#period cramps#menstral cycle#menstral cramps#loss of appetite#period blood#adhd#asexual#asexuality#periods in relation to being asexual#birth control
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me having been woken up at 2am by menstral cramps that were so bad I accidentally woke my whole household up (sorry guys): maybe this time when I talk to the doctors they'll give me something other than a different type of painkillers
the doctor at a more reasonable hour when i can call them: im going to put you on *longchemicalnamethatsgonnameanoneofthemultiplechoicesinmychemistryalevelsoundsfamiliarwhenitisunrealatedtomycourse* is that okay?
me trying not to have a breakdown: yeah sure
#should this perhaps deter me from medicine#maybe#oh well#also its is still the 2am#i am just predicting the future#period#period cramps#menstral cramps#tw periods#tw medical#rishi give the nhs more funding a beg of you#i hate having to shit on it cos its saved my and everyone I'm close to's lives#(genuinely I just went through in me head)#having said all that I am still so pissed I was a matter of days away from getting on my mums private healthcare and have to wait til june#but once im there im fixing all my issues
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When I was younger, I asked my grandma why women have periods, and she told me that it was gods punishment to all women for Eve taking the Apple from the snake.
Like, wtf? Why do I have to suffer for something Eve did? I wasn’t involved 😭
#damnit Eve#periods#period memes#menstrual cramps#menstrual period#period cramps#menstration#menstral cycle#period cycle#christian#christian memes#religious memes#religious trauma#tw christianity#tw religion#meme#memes
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i’m tired of my body punishing me once a month for not getting pregnant
last night i had the worst cramps of my life
this morning as i get up from bed a blood clot comes out and blood slides down my leg on to my pants and carpet (T ^ T)
#tmi#period blood#girlblogging#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#period cramps#menstruation#menstral cycle#just girly things#manic pixie dream girl#girly stuff#girly girl#femcel#divine feminine#girl boss aesthetic#dark feminine energy#feminism#dark femininity#tumblr girls#it girl energy
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Yall. My period literally started today and it was the fucking WORST, everytime i get my period the first day is always awful bro i legit start throwing up and screaming that i’m legit starting to consider going to a doctor to see why this is happening or go on birth control to pipe ts down bc I was literally in the bathtub today screaming and passing out
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Tbh… you should totally drop your adrian shephard headcanons pls……..
OWCH OW OW OFYCK FUCK FUCK CRAMPS OCUH OC WO OWWWW
- filipino. hehehHAHAHAHAHA 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
- He doesn’t know how to speak tagalog. Just picked up some words and phrases that his parents said.
- Agender. Lmfao. Aro bisexual
- I’ve been kinda thinking abt what his typology would be. Whats there to even type LMFAOO. But ermm. I’ve been thinking sp7, sx6, 8fix, 3fix. He’d def be like a 3V tbh.
- His spore launcher grew up. YAYY!!! Spore launcher, erm, shock trooper, acts like an angsty teen now.
- Adrian: ya man so like. I would be carrying this baby alien around with me and he SPITS OUT FUCKING uh FRUIT GRENADES AND SHIT like thats fucking sick man wish I can spit out fruit grenades Shock trooper: ddaaaaaad, ur embarassing me.. 😡😡😡
- But they’re both happy they were able to reunite <:3 HEHEHEHEHE
- Adrian was in stasis all like “that mf BETTER NOT BE DEAD.. THAT WAS MY SSON…..”
FUCK OW OW OWWW
- i hate his cannon (ish?) personality. Tf u mean “adventure”?? Acting like ur going to a field trip and shit. Omfg.
- That being said. He does try to look for opportunities of “adventure”. Type of guy to purposely get himself lost. Like he’d be walking home and go “damn bruh what if I just went a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT route than I usually do”. Chris McCandless ass 😭😭
- I feel like he’s the younger sibling 💀💀LIKE THE TYPE WHO ACTS MORE CHILLER AND I GUESS MORE MATURERER THAN THE OLDER ONE. Mitchell tries so hard to be like a role model for him but adrians jus chilling
OW
- (This is after like stasis. So like, hl2) hates being in the dark (literally). Hates being alone too. He’s not like super duper social or anything but he tries to surround himself with people or at least someone to keep him company.
- Touch starved, lmfao.
- Foams at the mouth at the sight of grass and light /j
- He gets overwhelmed (physically) easily. Light gives him a headache. He notices sounds more.
- Adrian’s upset that his home is kinda, gone. And he feels rlly homesick and there’s nothing he could do 😭😭😭 bro came back from 20 years of the void and he finds out that everything has completely changed.
- Cuz like. In his years of stasis he was fantasizing about being back at Earth and what he would do again, then he comes back and ITS TERRIBLEEE 😭😭😭
- Hungry. Appreciates his meals alot more than he did before. I mean who wouldn’t, look at WHAT EARTH IS IN HL 2. THE COMBINE FOOD IS NASSSSTTYY AND SOME PEOPLE BE JOINING CIVIL PROTECTION FOR IT.
- this isnt an adrian shephard hc. But like i like to think rebel bases has like those filipino tricycles, the ones with a motercycle attached to like a cab. Yk? Alyx rides on them a few times. Hc she’s also (partially) filipino 🇵🇭🇵🇭
- he used to be kind of a germaphobe. Bro washed his hands two-three times for more than 20 seconds each. Like he’d wash his hands and go “damn wait a minute what if I didn’t wash it enough. One more time just in case.” He carried hand sanitizer with him everywhere. Washed his face and doused himself in lysol disinfectant spray whenever he came into contact with something that “just felt dirty”. Wiped down his belongings after someone borrowed it. Tried not to open doorknobs directly with his hands as much as possible. Used to be hesitant on petting stray animals. He grew out of it, eventually. Lol. Such a 1F (ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO)
- I mean he’s an animal person tho. That’s just a collective agreement at this point. That mf liked animals. He likes otters. The spore launcher reminded him of an otter.
- Hated being seen as weak or pathetic. Tries to make himself important. Hates people seeing him emotional. Tries to act calm and collected and shit. He doesn’t know what he’s doing most of the time.
- Likes journaling. I do too. He glues scraps and other stuff on a page when he didn’t feel like writing.
- Feels like he failed something. Like he could’ve reached his fullest potential but didn’t. Erm. Wasn’t able to at least.
- gman bullies him cuz he thinks it’s fucking funny as hell. Like, just do things that would inconvenience Adrian slightly (not rlly slightly). Like gman moves furniture precisely where Adrian would hit his elbow really hard, flinch and turn around really fast, then hits his head on another piece of furniture, then he falls over and hit his back on the edge of a chair.
- Gman would abruptly teleport next to adrian, trip him over, then immediately disappear right before Adrian could get up.
- Yk. Stuff like that.
- Adrian’s lowkey scared of gman. I mean shit I would be too if I was him. He’s scared that gmans gonna come in and ruin everything for him. Gordon is too, I could go into detail and my gordon hcs I literally have notes for it. anyways.
- He dyed his hair blonde
Theres more buuut WHATEVER. Some of these dont even rlly have an apparent reason I jus be like “ya this got to be adrain shephard” and believe its true
Part 2 if someone asks this question again FILIPINO EDITION🇵🇭🇵🇭😇😇/j
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#this is why we can't have nice things#fight the patriarchy#empathy education#woke is wonderful#lies and the lying liars who tell them#smash the patriarchy#teaching empathy#dress code#empowerment#empathy#menstruation#self control#being hormonal#hormones#teenagers#teen woes#lives of teenagers#the kids are alright#stop sexualizing#men need to stop#stop policing women’s bodies#sexualizing children#menstrual health#menstrual cramps#menstral cycle#menstrual cycle
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Endometriosis month, just a reminder painful periods are not normal and should be checked on. Any dr that does not take you seriously should not be your dr.
#endo#endometriosis#invisableillness#invisabledisability#spoonie#invisible illness#chronic#chronic pain#pain#chronicillness#illness#spooniestrong#period#spoon#spooniewarrior#cramps#menstration#menstral#depression#endowarrior#infertility#hysterectomy
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Horrible evil cramps are upon me. This is how I imagine the puppetification felt.
#tmw menstral cramps turn you into a doll#Spamton is trans theoretically all the ads are#updates on me#I forget I only updated the fic two days ago why does it feel like weeks
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Have y'all ever vehemently searched for a book about a niche subject, and when you finally find a book that meets the criteria, it's the worst story ever put to paper? Heartbreaking.
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All of my bones feel like they're falling apart at the joints and it's just because my body likes to BLEED once a month. Why is dismantlement a side effect of mensuration?!!!
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