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Norman Price (1877-1951) - Men Hate Cats... Why?
#norman price#men hate cats... why?#witch#witchcraft#occult#satire#horror art#art#illustration#painting
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stupid fucking bastard. i am not coping with the leaks
#dead leaf for leafpool and gull feathers for feathertail#like yeah it's funny that cherith does whatever the hell she wants as soon as she's in the driver's seat#but it's also baffling and frustrating that she wanted this in the first place#crowfeather or at least the version of him in my head is a fun and interesting character because he's shitty#in the newer books there's been a weird attitude toward him where the other characters think he's irritable but also noble and attractive#also tawnypelt is such a nothing character it's upsetting that all she's ever been is an accessory to the men around her#her father her brother her mate her son her grandson(s)#and her pov is no longer merely boring but actually insufferable thanks to her poorly handled “kids these days” plots#if it were up to me#the new prophecy would focus more on tawnypelt feeling out of place in shadowclan and struggling to prove her loyalty#contrasting brambleclaw who is generally accepted in thunderclan but victimizes himself due to his insecurity#i would also explore how tawnypelt and rowanclaw get together since he hates her in one scene and then they're lovey dovey in the next#although this does seem to be the basis of many warriors relationships#i'm not sure how i feel about tawnypelt getting a second mate as an elder but i don't want to begrudge old people finding love again#so i'm fine with it as long as it's not crowfeather#as for crowfeather#he would fall hard and fast for feathertail because she's pretty and shows him kindness but i want it to be one-sided#then he would fall hard and fast for leafpool for the same reasons#she runs away with him not because she loves him but because clan society is suffocating and she needs an escape#so when they get back to the clans she moves on pretty quickly but he lives a long and miserable life pining after her#his clanmates quietly avoid him because they don't like him that much because why would they and so he never becomes deputy#i can see him trying to reconnect with breezepelt and nightcloud as an elder#not necessarily because he realizes how shitty he is but because he wants a relationship with his granddaughters but it's strained#and then he dies! i'm tired of writing and being frustrated by these stupid books so i'm ending it here#changing skies spoilers#crowfeather#warrior cats#eel art#eel text
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I fear the Warrior Cast kids on tiktok. They scare me....
#just saw a post where someone says tgat if you like the unfairly hated female characters you should like characters like thistleclaw 😰#why are there so many defenders of terrible men characters on there???#cryptid rambles#warrior cats#warriors
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Watching RWBY Chibi for the first time for this essay and I'm in absolute agony. Do people actually find this funny?
#rwde#on the 5th ep and i have been able to predict every joke so far and probs will continue to do so#cannot believe the amt of jokes that are literally just 'haha blake is a cat'#esp since the writers obviously understand that those kinds of jokes are in universe racist like WHY ARE YOU LEANING INTO THOSE JOKES THEN#you KNOW you tied black american racism to the faunus so why are you making fun of blakes identity as a faunus???#you can really tell its written by men too#the 3rd episode was viscerally uncomfortable every time jaune came on screen#that episode contained more realistic warning signs of an abusive man than anything the writers did w adam or jacque#like. hes straight up LIVID at his perception of being ignored and then destroyed weiss's scroll to preserve his dignity#probs bc he knows that any person who listened to his pathetic whimpering would file a restraining order bc he cant take a no for an answer#i hate jaune so fucking much#i remember reading in the xover comics that team jnpr was kidnapped and saying 'thank god jaune wont be in this'#technically he was but he wasnt hogging the screentime so its a win! throw that man in the garbage where he belongs!#also that bit where ruby screamed at blake that her book was filth whilst also keeping it is really disturbing#esp now that purity culture is becoming exceedingly more prominent#that has some v concerning implications for the society of remnant#if religion aint that common anymore why is ruby suddenly catholic?#'oh lighten up its a joke show' jokes need to be good and all the rwbyverse needs to be held accountable for its crimes against media#3d chibis are abominations and should be killed w fire
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I feel like Kim and Roxie would have a cat that's an absolute fucking bitch to everyone but them and I felt like you needed to know this
(I should be revising rn and I'm thinking about this bitchass roxipine cat the brainrot is real)
Oh my god... just like my cat for real.....
(The bastard herself; I tried to find photos where she looked upset/angry but there are. So fucking many photos of her to parse through I cannot understate.)
Anyway. Y e s. I am ascribing to this.
#in the photo where she's biting onto my jacket: she wasn't upset w me or anything she was just being a freak 😭#i love sappho she's so fucking baby. she HATES strangers (especially strangers that are men) so she is a bit of an avoidant bitch to new pp#i imagine their cat would be less avoidant and more Confrontational about other people#didnt attach the photo of her i could use as reference to this but i also picture their cat liking to Loom Above for when they need to +#+ Strike Someone....#like scott comes over for a friendly little visit and he passes by the stairs or a bookshelf or something before anyone can stop him and +#+ just. WHAM. Angry/displeased cat to the face#asks#cassmouse#ooc#txt#roxim#roxipine#kimrox#drumswords#sp comic#spvtw#spto#might throw more tags on this in a second i just realized i started answering this before i went to see which discord tag was right-- *runs#their cat would not look like mine btw. i dont think at least. i may return with the Ideal Cat#best of luck with revisions btw!! i remember you posting abt them i believe...#to new ppl*... it said the l could fit why must it lie to me#ACK. THIS SHOULD ALSO GO IN#headcanons#scott pilgrim headcanons
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I need to get normaler STAT
#Beetlejuice is like an amalgamation of everything I hate about men but I love him so much I don't get it I think I just have issues probably#Yeah#I hate creepy old guys and can't stand being around people that smell bad or smoke or drink#Why are all of my favorite characters assholes... man.#Arghdhrfhhahrjfhdhshfhwhdhdha biting him biting him kicking him like a cat toy grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr#He's so so so so so so so sososososossosososossoooooo silly#I need to be lobotomized#There are two wolves inside me one says I need to be more insane the other says I need to become normal#The wolves are in a toxic relationship#It's very late I'm probably going to regret posting this but I just needed to ramble ughhh I wish I didn't feel so bad for being cringe
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i don't understand why everyone thinks you have to be one thing.
#you have to like cats or dogs.#you have to like hot or cold weather.#you have to be male or female.#you have to like men or women.#you have to be feminine or masculine.#you like to be kind? obviously you're some little naive flower. no you can't swear. no you can't get angry.#you like animation? you must only like little kid things. oh god we put on a violent movie - cover your delicate baby eyes.#you don't drink alcohol? you must be boring and hate fun#you're gay - why the hell would you enjoy a romance story between men and women?#you bought a skirt? finally! you can start being the woman we'd always hoped you'd be#you love your family right? that means you'll agree with everything we think right?#i'm just so tired#i'm so sick of being shoved into little fucking boxes or being forced to wear as many different masks as i can#to make other people more comfortable or to be more palpable for others to consume
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self indulgent got concept.
Ned brings Jon home, Cat hates the boy, everything stays the same... until Robert Baratheon is charging through the halls of Winterfell looking for the babe, ready to butcher the poor thing where he lay helpless in his cradle.
in a matter of moments Catelyn learns three things:
The babe was never a bastard, Ned had only lied to her to protect Jon, and that she would die before she let Robert lay a finger on the babe she'd previously wished death upon.
cue Catelyn Stark snatching Jon from his cradle, holding him, protecting him, loving him as she would her own son, risking it all to keep him safe, all care for herself thrown to the wind.
like they say, what a mother's love holds no bounds, and what it makes her capable of had no limits.
#listen listen listen#I just want Catelyn to love Jon Snow and I don't care what I ahve to do to make it happen#(plus the angst is delicious)#I was rewatching old kids movies and ended up watching ice age and idk why but the mom sacrificing herself for her babe gave me ideas#I just imagine young Cat holding onto the boy she hated and wished death on for being bastard (only to find out he wasn't one) as tightly-#as she could. knowing Robert and his men were coming. knowing they would slaughter the boy in front of her. knwoing she'd wished for this-#and deciding she'd give her own life to protect him if thats what it came to.#and in my mind she jumped from the window of the nursery knowing the halls will be filled with the kings men and leave little chance for-#escape. before fleeing on injured legs to hide the babe and herself knowing Robert would be right behind her. she's in agony. but she'll-#going for the babes sake. she won't stop until her heart is dead in her chest. even if it hurts to move and breath and think he keeps going#maybe she takes a horse and flees wintefell all together. maybe she hides somewhere in/around the castle. maybe Robert catches her?#if she runs with him she'd have nothing but the clothes on her back. she'd have to feed him and keep him warm. she'd have left her own son-#behind. the potential angst and hurt/comfort as Cat misses her own son and learns to love another. feeding him and keeping him warm from-#her own body while she's injured and lost and at the will of the elements of the strange new place she now considered calling home#idk I just think it'd be an interesting concept#there's something about a mother and her child being cornered by 'wolves' (in this case a stag). this has the added spice of Cat and Jon's-#dynamic. just earlier that day she could barely look at him and now she's willing to die for him. the change happened in seconds.#that was a lot of ranting in the tags. oops. anyway...#catelyn stark#jon snow#I love putting these two in harrowing. life altering. and/or traumatic situations so they can finally just be mother and son#I live for the angsty family feels#got#game of thrones#asoiaf
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can’t have SHIT in this godamn apartment, motherfucker stole my miso soup!!
#cats#and he was already fed and ate all of his dinner#this is why i hate men#stealing shit all the damn time :/#alcor…the cat
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#dovewing#the three#thunderclan#the guardian cats#tribe of rushing water#loner#shadowclan#it's she!#the lady#i actually quite like making her alternate between masc and femme presenting#nonbinary dovewing bc i have to project onto her#if you notice the original three are all smiling while the reincarnated three are not#just a fun little thing#one of my favorites#i lovewing dovewing#used to dislike her when i was younger bc i hated her chapters that included tigerheart#but even tho i still don't like those chapters i get why they were necessary for her#at least tigerdove are really good parents almost to a fault with tigerheartstar#she unfortunately had to choose between two garbage men and couldn't be with briarlight 😔😔😔
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i have been scouring the internet and here are my favourite looks from the met gala 2023. nobody asked, but i am giving it to you anyway. disclaimer: i am not a fashion girlie, i just picked the ones i thought were the most gorgeous and put them here.
absolute top favourites: dua lipa, adut akech, sora choi, jenna ortega, sydney sweeney, anne hathaway, penelope cruz, and anok yai.
#such a slay all round#why do men show up in a plain suit i will never know#bradley cooper i'm staring at you specifically#it is boring as fuck and will never earn a place on my favourites list ever i don't care who you are#the back of phoebe's dress will forever have a place in my heart#hate to be that person but i don't know half of the people on this list#this will probably change in the future but for now#these are the ones i love so much#why was there a cat#met gala 2023#ann#fashion
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does my cat know shes gay should i tell her
#spirtually shes a mean dyke bcs all the men in the house hate her#they dont understand her they pcik her up by basically the fuckign tail and go ughhh why does she scratch me#the other cats dont and the other cats clearly hate the treatment they just tolerate it longer than she does ..let her speak!
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God its kinda stupid that one message threw my mood off as if I wasnt in a bad enough headspace already
#danyl rants#this is why I wouldnt associate w Turkish men UGH#the impulse to just leave that server without saying a word and not reply to anyone for few days is strong#like bro there isn’t even anythung florty abt that last message either and I talk w friends in dirtier ways#idk man ig im like this bc a) sure attention is nice abd I’m I’ll b losing thag and b) it was states kn clear terms between us before that#we both were doing that without meaning anything so why the I comfort now#if anything I should be ghe uncomfy one and I HAVEBEEB FEW GIMES I just waited for it to pass orbit say anythung bc it was stated mutual it#serious. and idk I didnt want to say hey can we Soto snd have it come off as ‘ugh they think I took it serious or smt#IDK IM TIRED#also I jist hate it in general when ppl suddenly switch the way they interact w others when they start dating someone#like ok bro#u have been talking all types of flirty w me and legit used the terms my cat and my girl NOT EVEN A WEEK AGO#KNOWING FULL WELL IM IN A RELATIONSHIP but k
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I think causing problems and being irritating is a great pastime
#talkingcore#truly more people should indulge in it#as long as it’s not actually harmful I can say whatever I mean if it makes me happy then hell yeah brother!#anyway unrelated to any of this but I created a March madness bracket based purely on mascots and I was doing so well#like some matchups I would’ve been fine being wrong on because they were very close so tell me why I lost to the ugliest ass cat#fuck northwestern all my homies hate northwestern that wildcat is absolutely hideous#there was some article I read while in the ✨mascot zone✨ talking about like the best and worst and sexiest mascots#which first off one was like oh yeah Vanderbilt has the sexiest mascot according to men To Which I need to know What Men#the humanoid mascots are the Worst I hate them like Purdue? hideous. Michigan state can stay because he’s cartoony enough but everyone else👎#anyway anyway one of them had all of these cats horrid and kept having northwestern really high which like. that bitch is so mediocre atBEST#who are your surveying I don’t believe these statistics the sample size must be ass#I refuse to believe those results can be the product of anything but extreme sampling error#like maybe it was just Illinois which like the whole state kinda is ass in terms of college mascots#like all of Illinois and the branch campuses are Mid uchicago in general has Rank vibes#okay actually DePaul and Bradley have these weird fucking creatures so they’re like not Great but at least they’re silly#ACTUALLY WAIT Wheaton has this huge ass goofy looking mammoth#it’s not like their Guy but it shows up I have to at least give Some credit#I let my brain go too far lolsies anyway let me find that article I need evidence of my madness
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and like at first glance mando armor all looks strikingly similar but then you look closer and you realize theres so much variation like even just in the helmet designs you have different little variations in the visor shape, the fucking "cheek indent" shape, the forehead, the ear pieces, etc and then it comes down to like well how much of that can be personal customization, and then what can you potentially say about the person inhabiting the armor by just the armor design? if the helmet is their face, then what does the helmet portray about their personality? but then i also love the idea of like actual mandalorian families who pass on certain armor characteristics like maybe this one family carries on this one specific visor shape or whatever, so despite it being armor you can still somehow see familial resemblance between them. idk i just think its neat. lol
#which is why i haaaate the fact that the different primary visor shapes are gendered#by which i mean the standard T shape and then the like cat eye thing#but here im also talking about even little variations in the standard T like look at the difference between din paz and boba#they all have the T but its all different right like theres differences .#but i wish the standard T and the cat eye were not a gendered binary bc 1. fuck that i hate it#isnt armor so beautiful because anyone can be inside there U_U why must we create another binary U_U#but also 2. it prevents so many more opportunities for even more variation in helmet designs#like a while ago i made an edit where axe woves had a cat eye visor on his helmet#and so then you can say that that helmet design signifies the whole bokata/koska/axe alliance going on bc theyre all part of the same#group and carry that on their armor together#but NOOOOOOOOO. men cant HAVE cat eye visors bc uwu its FEMININE and for WOMEN ONLY !!!!! -______-#anyway so not only are there variations even on the primary visor designs like the difference between boba paz and din in the T design#but then imagine if there was similar diversity in the cat eye design also like the different angles it can tilt at or the different#specific shapes to the arched parts etc#right like theres just so much you can do with it and its fun to think about but then making it a gender binary is so fucking annoying#brot posts#mando posting
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kmskmskms
#and when i buy a gun then what ho#ughh pissing me offff#hate men hate u hate ur dog hate ur cat hate ur grandma#so guys#what did we learn#i need to get off the internet before the new year 💔💔#im actually gonna kms fuck meeee#😐#and the thing is#idfk why i said that#i hate it herrreeeee#💔💔💔#okay time to text that stupid ass man back .#h8 it here
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