#memes: rosalie

[forkswashington]

the entire population of deer in forks after another long hard day of avoiding the cullens in the woods

[thebullensshitposting]

We all get wet when it rains because the guys are too tall for this car.

We can't. Close. The roof.

[lookitsaworm]

Rosalie, looking at Emmett for the first time: I could fix him

Emmett, bleeding to death:

Rosalie: Carlisle could fix him

[ohyoudosmellgood]

i need to know emmett’s opinion on that new cocaine bear movie.

[bellasbustedtruck]

My twilight reboot fancast

[rosaalee]

you mean??? the queen and king

[serialorangepeeler]

more

[asexualmisconduct]

[silent-shanin]

a faithful encounter

[that-stupid-lamb]

The Cullens in 2023 and onward struggling™️ having to deal with the effects of Global Warming so now nowhere is “under a near constant cover of clouds and rain.”

[kristenstewarts-gf]

Took biology this year. It is nothing like twilight.

[thebullensshitposting]

Siblings.

Yeah that's just siblings being siblings. Totally normal

[starfruitwyne]

Me, riding in on a white stallion and wearing a powdered wig: The Volturi are coming! The Volturi are coming!

[ohyoudosmellgood]

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Twilight AU in which everything is same except Edward never fell in love with Bella, just she started finding out weird and suspicious crap about them until she asked them head-on if they are vampires, they said no, so Bella went "Uh-huh! My 134-slides-long PowerPoint Presentation that I'm going to show you BEGS TO DIFFER, MOTHEFUCKAS", and after extensive evidence that Bells collected because she has a lot of free time and zero hobbies they can't change her mind, so they just adopt this human kid and she just hangs out in their house for literal no reason.

She became Human Culture consultant for them. So they won't blow up their cover again. And just for educational purposes.

[lookitsaworm]