#memes and prompts: fishing for stars

[mystical-strawberry-sheep]

{It's Aku day!}

{🎉🎈🎂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY AKU! 🎂🎈🎉}

{I'll be accepting memes and asks all day, anons welcome! Here's a list of memes you can peruse on my blog:}

🍓 Birthday Sentence Prompts

🍓 Funny Birthday Starters

🍓 Birthday Reaction Meme

🍓 Birthday Present Meme

🍓 Birthday Symbol Meme

{Be sure to specify which Aku you're sending it to, and who is sending it if you're multi! Otherwise I'll pick on my own~}

[mercurial-vroom]

🏎️ My F1 RPF Masterpost 🏎️

In honor of my newly-minted F1 sideblog, just thought I'd gather all of my recent F1 fics into one place here on tumblr -- all were fills for the fabulous (and still ongoing, so go read/write/prompt!!) F1 Kink Meme and have recently been de-anoned:

Delicacy (🍣 Carlando sushi fic - 6.5k words, rated E)

“I thought you were going to be good for me,” said Carlos, his voice pitching low in a way he knew made Lando shiver. He ran one of his thumbs gently along Lando’s lower lip, smiling a little at how his eyelashes fluttered in response. “You want to get your reward, no?” “Well, yeah. But I thought ‘being good’ would mean, like… sucking you off while you pull my hair, or letting you, I dunno, spank me or something. Not having to eat a frickin’ fish.”

You can be the poet (I'll be the song) (🎧 Landoscar DJ Lando AU - 9.5k words, rated E)

“You’re the F1 driver who will be up there with me tonight, right? Oscar…?” “Piastri, yeah. And you’re, er… LN4, I presume?” “Yeah, but you can just call me Lando. It’s my actual name.” “Like from Star Wars,” Oscar said, like an idiot. LN4 – Lando – thankfully laughed. “Exactly.”

I've got some real estate here in my bag (🚗 Loscar road trip fic - 28k words, rated E)

They decide to start in New York – Oscar’s never been, and it feels like a high-energy place to begin, before they’re suffering from highway hypnosis and potentially sick of the sight of one another – then to make their way south along I-95, through DC and the Carolinas and eventually down the long stretch of Florida to Fort Lauderdale, where Logan’s mom will be waiting with hugs and home-cooked meals for both of them. It feels like a nice little spread of Americana, Logan thinks. They’ll rent a car, and book the hotels as they go, and stop where they want to stop when they feel like stopping, just soaking in the fleeting and wonderful freedom of not having to adhere to a strictly regimented schedule of driving and training and press for the first time in months.

[trueguertenaexhibit]

IBRUARY PROMPT LIST

i wanted to make a fancy graphic for this but i got super busy! so here it is in plain text!

THE IB-THEMED FEBRUARY PROMPT CHALLENGE!

please spread the word! and if you participate, why not tag your work with #ibruary2024 to make sure i see it?

also of note. I designed this so that the most ‘important’ prompts would land on the monday of each week so in my opinion you can still say you’ve completed the challenge even if you only do one prompt per week.

AND, there are two prompts listed for each day in order to give you some creative freedom. pick either or incorporate both!

any medium is totally valid for this. writing, art of all kinds, video editing, memes, idk, programming?

maybe i’ll draw or write you something if you finish the challenge. you can dm me about it

prompt list proper is under the cut :3 feel free to reblog or reply or dm me with any questions!

Primary Colors / Descent

Secondary Colors / Double

The Lady In… / All Alone

Dress-up / Abstract

* Favorite Character / Favorite Color

Toybox / Ant

Melt / Splatter

Your Dark Figure / Bunny

Formal / Ink

Separation / Thorn

Tattletale / Echo

* Doom / Friendship

Music / Red Eyes

Apple / Love

Stitches / Infestation

Shatter / Illusion

Storybook / Mistake

Rest / Exhaustion

* Favorite Painting / Guertena

The Gleam of Ores and Stars / Formal

A Well-Meaning Hell / The Hanged Man

A Lone Keyhole / Fish

Crossover / Adventure

Wine / Liars

Guestbook / Burn

* Favorite Ending / Alternate Universe

Twelve Years / Tea party

Fleeting Thoughts on a Moonlit Night / Lavender

Fabricated World / Free Day

[sasheneskywalker]

about me

who are you?

an ordinary media enjoyer, wandering from one fandom to the next. an avid reader and writer of fanfiction. a sociology major. three unfathomable creatures in a trench coat.

what fandoms are you in?

harry potter, percy jackson, star wars, mcu, dc comics, sherlock, supernatural, merlin, arrowverse, naruto, my hero academia, death note, code geass, steins;gate, yuri on ice, owari no seraph, banana fish, bungou stray dogs, durarara, jujutsu kaisen, dune, disco elysium, the old guard, and more. 

what's your ao3?

SasheneSkywalker.

can i message you?

yes. i’m always down to talk about characters, ships, fics, ideas and general fandom stuff. send me a tumblr ask, dm me or find me on discord.

do you accept fic prompts/requests?

yes, although there’s no guarantee i’ll actually write them.

when will you post/update one of your fics?

hopefully before the world-ending apocalypse begins.

what events are you running?

dc trans week, rainbow exchange, enemies to lovers exchange, jason todd-centric exchange, dc prompt meme.

do you ship [insert a ship name here]?

if they could be described as "complex and toxic" then yes.

when will your wife return from war?

which wife and which war?

why do you make so many lists?

i just like collecting and categorizing stuff ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

where can i find stuff you've written and plan to write?

here are my creations and here are projects i'm currently working on.

can i get an invite to the jason todd discord server?

here you go!

masterlist of posts

meta rec lists

jason todd meta list

dick grayson meta list

cassandra cain meta list

politics, philosophy, and superheroes - video essays

sex, love, fiction, and fandom - video essays

books and articles about about comics, superheroes, dc and batman

fic rec lists

dc/marvel crossover fic recs

jason todd-centric fic recs

dc poly ships fic recs

brujay fic recs

brudick fic recs

sladick explicit fic recs

sladick mature fic recs

batfamily fic recs that will make you laugh

batfamily fic recs where someone from the batfamily kills a person (or jason kills the joker)

batfamily fic recs where members of the batfamily deal with their experiences with sexual assault

batfamily fic recs which are told through unusual formatting

batfamily fic recs where original characters are main characters

batfamily fic recs which are told from an outsider’s perspective

batfamily fic recs where the main character is transgender or non-binary

batfamily fic recs where the main character is asexual or aromantic

weekly fic recs

weekly batman/dc fic recs tag

tags directory

tagging pattern: #[fandom], #[character], #[ship], #[category]

tagging categories: #meta, #fanart, #fanfic, #fandom, #shipping, #fic rec, #book, #book quotes, #book recs, #comic recs, #podcast recs, #writing, #idea, #bookmark, #resources, #wild tumblr, #humor, #negativity, #society, #science, #ask meme

personal tags: #sashene creates, #sashene’s diary, #sashene answers, #sashene rambles, #sashene's drawer of wips, #sashene commentates

(i don't tag nsfw posts and rarely use trigger warnings. consider this blog "not rated" and "creator chose not to use archive warnings".)

[tsundeoku]

Being a working individual trying to run a funny little blog again is crazy. Anyway, honestly is this is more for me than anything—BUT. Just some rule updates ( somewhat reflecting on my actual carrd ) + me yapping ooc - ly!

+ activity / writing - wise ...

i'm going to shift for now. days particular to the weekend, i'm either going to be here fully or not at all! like said in my rules prior, i don't work a lot, but someone like me ( aka... who struggles both mentally and physically with obstacles ) it's very hard to keep up socially. i run a two post a day queue to make this blog at least look alive, but i pause it when i show obvious signs of no rp activity.

i'm also kind being a silly little goober rn going to my revisiting my natural habitat as well ( jcink & gaiaonline ) so i'm just awful at using my blog... socially. XD

i know memes/prompts are common here, i really want to get into that too. but i just simply cannot right now. i prefer threading, ongoing plots. not saying i won't reblog them or send them ever !!! i just - it won't be super often for a bit, aha. but i'm absolutely okay with doing dumb little drabbles, etc ... !!!

if i'm taking a while in thread(s), or you're not into it, just tell me! i don't get anxious over this, and actually super encourage you to? learning how to track threads properly again, so i might forget them. i'm also learning how the hell tm to make good, palpable threads / how to write canons i love again & i'm not expecting everything i write to make sense each time !!!

+ fandom wise ...

so. as expected, i am a fire emblem / twst blog with a hint of hoyo. that's perfectly fine with me, haha! my other fandoms might remain dormant-ish anyway, till i have the time to properly write aus for them.

i have updated my hoyoverse, which essentially says the following:

all my genshin and honkai star rail muses are technically not official in this blog. i only really write them if someone asks + / or i feel like starting threads with them. so if you get a starter or meme from someone not on this list, they may be in my request / secret section. but just know the must list can fluctuate [aka i just be adding muses man. i come from gaiaonline where ya just write everyone] and i don't reallllly consider this fandom formally in my muse list lmao i just like to have fun with them.

i have update my twisted wonderland information as well:

 i am on and off with my knowledge of twisted wonderland. while i am in the process of catching up with book 7 i am up-to-date with everything else ; basing my portrayals off the japanese translations. although for less repetition sake, i use both english and japanese terminologies ( e.g magift / spelldrive, my sebek says "waka" / "young master" / "liege". stuff like this ) you are absolutely free to write with my muses, but fair warning writing in this fandom is mainly for my own self-indulgence.

probably gonna add a fe: fates category but fire emblem muses are kind of like hoyoverses' ngl. (aka for cyan and now aster /hj lol)

+ communication wise ...

slowly following new people if i see em & have the time to scope them out !!! thanks to the people who advised me how to look around now !!! but ... yeah, i still feel like a fish out of water, so i'm somewhat nervous on that. tumblr has absolutely changed, the last time i was here, so i'm not particularly preparing to put myself in the tags anytime soon.

i'm slow in tumblr dms. i think we are all. they are small & sadly not easy to remember. if you've read this far, i seriously respect your time and my discord is ' onry0. ' if you want it.

i dm everyone i follow and vice versa, as i think communication is important - no matter how small it is. but god damn. those tumblr dms. i am not going to pretend i can stand them the like 3 years i've tried to use tumblr to rp. dofmsfgofmh

got nothin' else to say other than i hope i can get to know all my new mutuals as well as spend more time with the ones who saw me struggling like hell irl. i love writing so much & i'm so happy i get to be in this hobby again - even if it's just in bits for now. ♡ mwah

[broomsticks]

narnia kink meme: fic rec list

some fics i read and loved from the spring bacchanal run by @thenarniaficexchange! lots of lovely 1-2k M/E rated goodness--heaps more brilliant unclaimed/unwritten prompts too--and i've got so many more ideas for ships and scenarios now :D :D

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I'm Glad it Left a Mark || Edmund/Susan || 1.4k, M. golden age: deep connection and aching need heightened by the dread of imminent parting. the writing is just gorgeous -- the turn of phrase! the rhythm! the feels.

He wants to tell her how like a bird she is, all hollow bones and bright eyes, all ruffled feathers and deadly, dangerous longing to take flight, an instinct beyond thought or control. Wants to beg her to turn the ship around, to stay with him for always, to never fly beyond his reach. To be the waves beneath him, the tide surrounding him, enveloping and receding, leaving him renewed and wanting, all at once.

I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you for a thousand more. || Lucy/Sea Girl || 1.4k, E. oh the wistful pining, the sweet innocence, the dreamy haze of sensuousness and nostalgia... <3 <3 <3

After returning for the last time, she dreams of their days on the Dawn Treader. Of climbing the rigging, of sneaking through wizard homes, of meeting stars. Of seas of light and endless flowers. Tonight, however, she dreams of a girl under the waves, surrounded by colorful fish, and eyes filled with longing only matched by the ache in Lucy’s heart. It still haunts her, sailing away from her without ever speaking a word cut sharp, as if she was saying goodbye to an old friend.

Blossom rising delicate || Susan/Dryads || 2k, E. multi-era vignettes and the structure is so good. love the epigraph of choice, and such an unexpected and perfect ending.

The beacons are lit || Caspian/Lilandil || 1.1k, T. SO funny, such a unique take on the prompt. Three different eras of Narnian historical commentary on the wedding night of King Caspian X to the Star's Daughter… versus what really happened.

Well worth looking at || Digory/Statue || 1.8k, E. jesus christ, the humiliation kink here is done just perfectly. the tone is impeccable too, so narniaesque. also, polly is here and magnificent!

A wintry charm (or: Rim(m)ed with Frost) || Aslan/Jadis || 1.2k, E. aslan/jadis fuck yeah say no more.

[hitmanprompts]

Diana and 47 are in Sapienza. 47 is strolling through the alleys. It's a starry night. The faint sound of sea gulls is audible in the distance. Diana is buying a basket of fresh strawberries for him. That night, 47 finds the strawberries waiting for him on his nightstand.

Trope: Star-Crossed Lovers

Include these random words: freckles | bliss | medical

Include this line of dialogue: "Is that a fish?"

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[blockplanet]

The Next Phenomenal MEME Coin on TON? DOGS Attracts a Million Fans, Free Tokens for Telegram Users!

In the rapidly evolving world of blockchain and cryptocurrency, the TON ecosystem is gradually making a name for itself. Among its rising stars is a MEME coin project called DOGS, which has quickly gained traction and become a focal point for many investors and users. In a remarkably short period, DOGS has attracted over 1 million Telegram users, a growth rate that is exceedingly rare in Web3 history. So, what makes DOGS so special? What is its future potential? Let’s dive deep into this phenomenal project.

Origins and Philosophy of the DOGS Project DOGS was launched by its creator Blum with support from Notcoin, aiming to bring the image of a dog named Spotty into the cryptocurrency world. The team states that choosing DOGS was not just about creating another meme coin, but rather about embodying a vibrant community spirit and culture. DOGS is designed to be the most suitable meme coin for Telegram, aiming to create something fun, community-driven, and unique.

This philosophy has garnered significant attention from Telegram users, leading to the project amassing over 1 million users shortly after its launch. This rapid growth, almost unprecedented in Web3 history, highlights the project's potential and appeal.

Mechanism and Gameplay of the DOGS Project The DOGS project employs a "vampire" airdrop strategy, where all Telegram users can claim points for free. These points may be convertible into tokens in the future, with the airdrop amount determined by the Telegram account's age and activity level. Although DOGS is currently just points that cannot be immediately exchanged, this mechanism undoubtedly increases user engagement and anticipation.

Claiming points is straightforward: users simply visit the Telegram bot via a specific link and follow the prompts to claim their points. This process is not only convenient but also expands the project's reach through Telegram's social features.

Claim link: https://t.me/dogshouse_bot/join?startapp=nob0NUs4QNKdDknmjyZNgA

Copy the link and open it in your browser to jump to Telegram.

Support from the TON Ecosystem With the rapid rise of the TON ecosystem, the launch of DOGS seems both surprising and logical. While TON already has some MEME projects like FISH and REDO, they lack significant impact and wealth effects. In contrast, DOGS, with its unique community-driven and innovative mechanisms, has the potential to become the first interesting and influential MEME project in the TON ecosystem.

Telegram’s vast user base of over 900 million provides enormous expansion potential for the DOGS project. By integrating with the built-in TON wallet or third-party wallets, users can easily claim and manage DOGS points. This convenience and accessibility could potentially convert a large number of Web2 users to TON chain users.

Market Prospects and Challenges The explosive growth and user engagement of the DOGS project demonstrate its vast market potential. However, it is worth noting that the project currently lacks detailed background information, and there have been multiple security incidents involving token theft in the TON ecosystem recently. These factors could impact the project's long-term development. Therefore, users should remain cautious and ensure safety while participating.

Despite these challenges, the DOGS project continues to show its unique charm and potential. By tapping into hot trends and innovative mechanisms, the project has not only attracted substantial user attention but also brought new vitality and engagement to the Telegram community. As the project evolves and more gameplay features are unveiled, DOGS is poised to carve out a significant place in the TON ecosystem.

Conclusion The emergence of the DOGS project brings new hope and opportunities for MEME coins in the TON ecosystem. Although the project is still developing and improving, its unique philosophy and rapidly growing user base indicate immense potential and appeal. For all Telegram users, the DOGS project offers a chance to claim points for free, so why not take advantage of it?

In the whirlwind of cryptocurrency, whether DOGS will become the next phenomenal MEME coin remains to be seen. But one thing is certain: it has shown us a future full of vitality and endless possibilities. Let’s witness the growth of DOGS in the TON ecosystem and look forward to it becoming the next AIDOGE!

Please note that the TON ecosystem has recently experienced several security incidents involving token theft. Although the project has been widely shared by many KOLs, participants should still exercise caution and ensure their safety.

[lunaetis]

@volonata asked :

[ snap ] sender takes a photo of receiver ( candid or posed ) / eden

nonverbal  meme  prompts. || accepting

─「エデン」─  there was something about the man that drew her in. the STELLARON VESSEL wasn't quite sure what it was exactly. from the very moment she had caught his scent, and her own body moving faster than her mind could register. before she knew it, she had already buried her teeth into his arm in a marking bite. that's right. mark. she wasn't attempting to hurt him with that bite, but for some odd reasons she wanted to leave her MARK on him. even eden didn't understand why.

                perhaps, that curiosity was what prompted her to come find him again, much to his dismay. while she was certain he wanted a kind of answer as to why she was sticking close to him when they barely knew one another, the TRAILBLAZER simply told him that his scent was interesting and that was it. she did, however, bring him souvenirs from her trip through the stars. a small prism of frozen stardust was one of them.

                " you can start to see the stars. it's getting darker. " eyes of gold watched the way the SUN started to move towards the horizon line, painting the once clear blue sky into a mixture of mauve and SCARLET. it seemed her very frame illuminated under the starlight, and there was a soft glow of gold emitting from her chest.

                a sound of a shutter caught her attention. was he taking a picture of her or the sky ? the lens was pointing in her direction, but she wasn't sure.

                " you want a picture of me ? " head whipped back and tilted to the side like a curious puppy, she took a step closer to him. what prompted him to take a photo of her, she wondered. gloved digits fished out her own phone from the dark jacket, lifting it for him to see. " how about a selfie ? you and me. " she waved her phone about. " i promise i won't bite this time. " only this time ? who knows. approaching him, eden handed her phone towards the other. " here, you can take one for us. i want a pic of you, too. " for what ? again, who knows.

[symprites-venting]

was I the only one annoyed at jesse’s hybrid raffle entry?

I'm sure you were not as mod fish especially was. There were other memes but they were either fully painted in detail, or multiple comic panels telling a joke. They were not a traced Patrick Star that did not even have the general shape of a Symprite.

We also did not understand the connection between that particular meme and the prompt theme, but this may simply be an "us" thing.

[mystical-strawberry-sheep]

🍓 Muse Specific Inbox Call 🍓

{I'm going to do what I did with Hanekoma but with an inbox call. Just send in a word and I'll send an ask from the appropriate muse.}

[CRYPTID] - Spirit Aku [REAPER] - TWEWY Aku [KEYBLADE] - KH Aku [POKEBALL] - Pokemon Aku [CRYSTAL] - Final Fantasy Aku [DREAM] - Tera Aku

[irxnmaiden]

[Public] + [Oral] For the Sinday meme :3c

Time apart can feel either like an instant or eternity, depending on those last goodbyes; beneath the Alolan sun, though setting, the former feels more applicable. The transition of high noon to near-nightfall seemed instantaneous, but soon, sprawling across the sands and soaking that last spot of sunlight, the couple begin to notice they are but the few who remain on the long stretch of beach overlooking the ocean.

Though she could easily doze as the stars begin to assemble, Jasmine is jolted by a nudge from her boyfriend, playful smirk twisting his lips in a manner she can only attribute to mischief.

🔞

"Show me... 'somewhere'?" His come-on is reiterated, though there's little hesitation in allowing for his guidance, a hand of his leading her away from their set-up. Quickly, she flushes, notating this direction: they'd traversed much of Melemele Island's vivid majesty, having taken note to return to this very specific lagoon whenever given the chance.

But, despite Jasmine purportedly having other plans for their eventual visit, it seems James has acquired a few of his own.

Waves crash against jagged rocks along the low shoreline, as they round the perimeter and find a place adjacent to a waterfall. The soothing of its roar paired with the mist that clouds its base is tranquil beyond words—so much so, the redness of Jasmine's cheeks pinken while James begins tending to her body.

As the man gnaws lovingly along her neck, a stray hand of his comes to cover her mouth—Jasmine, somewhere between sensuality and serenity, must've not known how vocal she was becoming. Despite the shroud of night, the roar of the waterfall, and the strategically-chosen location, there's still the possibility they'd be heard.

Despite as exciting as that makes this scenario, they're only just beginning; an interruption, at this point in time, would sweep this fleeting eroticism like riptides out from shore—if not simply momentarily.

"James–" She can only muffle against his palm, biting her bottom lip behind its shield as the man lowers bikini bottoms to dangle below her ankles. Watching while he circles her navel with loving pecks, hickies for another day, Jasmine's hands find the crown of his head—gently, they push him lower, his kisses following along her subtle command.

The gentle lapping of his tongue causes her to shiver, his eager roughness increasing while the hand once covering her mouth soon latches onto a thigh, leaving her vocalizations to their own accord.

That bottom lip could bleed with the pressure felt between rows of teeth, stifling the pant that arises the moment the man's tongue begins its plunge; his lips continue their work as well, and he's sure to feel thighs clamping ever so slightly around his head as he continues readying his beloved. One hand reaches up, leaving her thigh to cup a covered breast, while his other goes to fishing within his trunks.

It'll be a long evening before they return to their lodgings, Jasmine's shuddering prompting her partner to rise and position himself comfortably between her open legs.

She only prays that, in this case, time feels less of an instance and more an eternity.

[mystical-strawberry-sheep]

{Please remember to specify which muse both ways!}

Terrible First Meeting Starters

For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!

“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”

[hitmanprompts]

Diana and 47 are on the terrace overlooking the beach in Sapienza. Mario Saltatore is trying to flirt with 47. Diana is trying to look calm and composed.

Trope: Star-Crossed Lovers

Include these random words: honesty | guilt | humility

Include this line of dialogue: "Is that a fish?"

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[faytelumos]

Writing Directory and Info!

Welcome to my writeblr!

My name is Fayte, and he or she pronouns are both fine.  My biggest writing projects are fantasy with elements of drama, romance, and horror, interwoven with found family, enemies to friends, a journey to the underworld, coming of age (adult), an unseen and blazing angel, grieving, the bond between siblings, and some monsters.  For Tumblr, I have a selection of hero/villain content available (including two longer-form stories) and a smattering of other short, original fiction.  There’s also some vampires and a handful of prompts to be seen.

My own writing is tagged as "Fayte writes". I use content warnings somewhat generously, and if I ever feel something is especially detailed/descriptive, it will be listed as a trigger warning.  I am ask and tag game friendly, even when I’m really slow answering them.  Asks are under the tag "can I ax you something?"  I’m trying to get back into drawing, so feel free to ask me about that, too.

My profile pic is from this, and my header is from here.

Here's a link to a slew of men's help hotlines, because it's very important to me.

Wanna know if you're on my taglist?

Directory below the cut. Don't mind all of the notes in brackets; this post is slowly being renovated.

Main Story

Yamez: It's time to go to war, but a big sister can't bring herself to let her little brother fight.

prompt fills: a list of posts where I used my OCs to fill a prompt

misc OC content: a list of character introductions, trivia, portraits, memes, and miscellaneous other things

Story Bites

The Lucid Dead, pt2: When the zombie apocalypse came, it made it impossible for vampires to remain in hiding.

Ulterior, pt2: Sidekick found Villain on the brink of death and secrets them away.

The Puzzle Box: Whosoever opens the Devilish Puzzle Box, bestowed upon The Little Ones by The Mighty Door Opener, Deliverer of Plenty, shall be revealed to be the Chosen One. (three puppies play with their new toy)

Saying Goodbye: Superhero and all of Supervillain's followers say goodbye. [fine]

Illusory: The past a hero has tried to put behind her returns from the dark. [completed series]

Heaven's Trail: Spy teaches Warrior about the stars on a quiet night.

Open Late: Hero is trying to cope with losing lives while Sidekick is trying to get them both to eat.

It's Cold Outside… : After a frigid brush with death, Villain warms up in Hero's care.

Open Wounds: Hero's hurt and vulnerable, and the only person they can think to ask for help is Villain.

Ol' Ben, pt2, pt3: Hero entrusts Villain with their elderly dog.

Fishing Fiasco, pt2, pt3: A late night fishing trip turns into a close call with mer-death.

Rookie: Villain's just minding their own business when some nobody comes crashing in.

Rescue: Villain is a little tired of the way Hero is being treated.

Breaking Up (Is Hard Enough): Hero's still processing their breakup on Valentine's Day, but their friends make sure they're not alone.

Teacher's Lounge: A teen vampire prefers to spend time with the teachers.

Into the Black With a Matchstick, pt2, pt3, pt4, pt5, pt6: A race of space-faring, alliance-making aliens find humans adrift in space, and are appalled with the things humans are willing to do to themselves to achieve their goals; two scientists struggle to understand how their mission was knocked so off-course, not through space, but through time.

Nobody Loved Her: A researcher finds out that a dangerous experiment has gotten loose.

Future, Rural, Hope: A farmer and his robot are making the best out of a tough situation.

Short Form

How it Feels to Break Containment

A Good Girl's Eulogy (cw: real death mentions)

Requests

Know Thy Enemy, pt2: A confident and somewhat flirty villain catches a normally bubbly hero who becomes shy every time they interact.

Prompt Fills

"I think I'm going to be sick." / "Oh come on, it's one kiss and it's going to literally save the world!" / "Right, but it's you that I'm kissing."

A Month of Kisses (prompts from here)

“A clean white cape, baby blue underpants, and suddenly everyone thinks I’m the hero. Good PR has never been so easy.”

Whumptober 2022 (prompts and rules here) [broken] [clean]

"Please leave me alone."

"I know we're enemies-" / "Understatement of the century." / "-But I'd like to make an alliance." / "No."

Trick or Treats: pluttskutt's, superbatdisasterblog's, godswar's, ghost-town-story's, fickle-tiction's, dogmomwrites', epiclamer's

"You are truly unique."

"Are you waiting for someone?"

You are the newest addition to the police's K-9 Unit…

The villain's favorite snack company is on the verge of bankruptcy…

“I’m getting sick of running into you.” / “Same here.”

Accidentally hitting [someone] with a snowball meant for their friend.

"When you look at me like that… I feel like someone worth looking at. But I know that's not true. So I need you to stop." / "Not true? Now, who has you believing nonsense like that?", pt2

"Turn back."

"No one kisses me. Everyone's too afraid of me to kiss me. But you… you just…" / "Oh. Oh, God, was that your first kiss? I'm so sorry—"

Call Me. [one character calling out for/to another]

Knight x Jester

Write a horror story in the format of an internet search history.

You are immortal. You didn't realize your ex from 200 years ago was also immortal until you run into each other while grocery shopping.

Tag Games

Rewrite My Line 4/28/24

Rewrite My Line 5/1/24

WIP Drinking Game

Prompts

"And they said you couldn't fly."

"Will you sing with me one more time?…"

"Uh…. Happy birthday?"

"Let me guess your secret identity —"

Digital cameras have built-in content censors…

(long starter: Villain trapped with Hero in Hero's mind)

"Well, I tried."

"I didn't know who else to come to…."

"Why should I do anything for you?"

“Delete your account.”

Your teammate has time control powers...

"...How do you keep it together so well?"

The Halloween party was going great...

"I'm sorry."

"Don't say goodbye."

list of Sunshine x Grumpy prompts

Resources

Fayte’s character questionnaire

Fayte’s draconic diet research

Fayte's guide to writing inter-species romance

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trust me [contains flashing lights]

[aiweirdness]

My Name is Bot

Text-generating neural networks can do a lot more now than they used to. When I first started generating things with neural networks, sentences and even simple phrases were mostly beyond them (that didn’t stop me from trying, with hilariously inept results). But now programs like GPT-3 can keep track of much larger blocks of text, capable of writing multi-question personality quizzes (as long as you don’t mind that the tests make no darn sense).

Now here’s one I’ve wanted to do for a while: there’s a form of poetry called bredlik, introduced in late 2016 CE by Sam Garland after a cow was discovered licking the loaves at a bakery:

my name is Cow, and wen its nite, or wen the moon is shiyning brite, and all the men haf gon to bed - i stay up late. i lik the bred.

With its pseudo-Chaucerian spelling and meter of strict iambic diameter, bredlik is one of my favorite things the internet has produced. And, now that the interest in bredlik has declined from “very niche” to “virtually none”, it’s the perfect time for me to see how a state-of-the-art neural net does at generating bredlik poems.

I gave GPT-3 15 example bredlik poems, focusing on those that stuck to the standard 8-line length. I also included a (subject, verb, object) header to each poem so I could specify the topic. The cow poem above, for example, got (cow, lick, bread) as a header. Then I gave GPT-3 a few headers to add to, and here’s what it produced:

(giraffe, trick, bot) my name's giraf, and on the veld i lik to pley with bouncing gait but when it's cold i shiver, no. my tunge wil bach, i trip the bot.

(bot, make, memes) my name is bot and wen i memz i go into the street i maek the sound lik dok dok dok lik boom boom boom but all at once i see a meme and i can't meme.

It’s close. It’s soooo close. Terrible, though. It does make an effort to match my prompt, even when I sabotage it with way too many syllables or something:

(cat, eat, broccoli) my name is cat, and wen i feel the smell of treat, i jump up fast from box or seat, and run and leap and seize the feep, and say, yum, meep!

(moon, moon, moon) my name is moon and wen it’s night and stars are out and you don’t see a single sound I am the one to set your heart I moon the moon

It occasionally gets the rhythm right, though it’s curiously bad at counting lines. It tries to do the pseudo-Chaucerian spelling but some of its misspellings are so weird that I suspect it’s just making up words. Other times it uses real archaic English, which is not the point of bredlik but it’s still kinda cool that it drew the parallel. Note that it is also almost following the rhyming scheme, especially if you take some liberties with how you pronounce the made-up words. For the rest of the poems in this post, GPT-3 generated not just the poem, but the prompt as well.

(Sheep, graze, name) My name is Sheep and wen it’s nyght i like to bleepe with shut and ee and munch upon the buettom green of grounges fourm i lik the name

(fish, lick, thing) my name is fish, and wen i see the mote that doth bestow upon me the gift of life and givith unto me a watery strife i thank the fen i lik the thing

(bell, scare, doom) my name is bell and wen you kno the wyld dark nere to Hell’s abyss and in the mire the dead a roon you think it’s naym the bells will toon i scare the doom

I’m surprised at how often GPT-3 did manage to get close to bredlik, since AI-generated poetry is notoriously hard, and even careful scripting can produce glitchy poems with unexpected odes to mining company Alusuisse. Still, in this post I’m only showing a few of the generated poems - most of them not only fail to fit bredlik, but do so in a boring or unsatisfying way. The exception is this poem, which has definitely strayed from bredlik, but on the flip side contains the phrase “beely might”.

(Bee, use, thief) My name is Bee and wen I see a moth upon a tree I use my beely might and steal it from its fight And then I lik the thieft

Subscribers get bonus content: more neural net bredlik poems than would fit in this post, including many that are for some reason quite unsettling.

My book on AI, You Look Like a Thing and I Love You: How Artificial Intelligence Works and Why it’s Making the World a Weirder Place, is available wherever books are sold: Amazon - Barnes & Noble - Indiebound - Tattered Cover - Powell’s - Boulder Bookstore