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thanks-obillma · 1 month ago
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mudskip-memes · 1 year ago
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send me "round and round she goes..." for a starter using the sickfic wheel! (X)
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starry-skies-116 · 3 years ago
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INCORRECT QUOTES:
Gregory: “I always have a plan for staying on top of things for this month. Seize control of every opportunity, get my grind on and work my hardest and absolute smartest to be my best self. Drink lots of coffee, eat lots of pastries, pet lots of cats when I’m on the verge of a crisis, and pray to whatever god is up there that the power of love, hope and faith can get me through it all. Even if my enemies are the gods I end up praying to, I will never lose sight of my goal. I’ll simply just work harder.”
Glamrock Freddy: “... It’s past your bedtime. Please, I beg of you, rest.”
Gregory: “I was comatose for fifty-seven years straight, brother dear. I can endure this delightful misery for a while lo-” *instantly collapses*
Glamrock Freddy: “...I rest my case.”
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Elizabeth: “How do you think life would be if me and Michael weren’t your siblings?”
Evan: “For one thing, I would be sane.”
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Gregory: “Lizzy, I’m sorry. I’m not allowing you into the kitchen for reasons I can’t say.”
Vanessa: “...Me and Bubba left you alone with Chica for three fucking minutes, how did you already cause such a ruckus within the span of three minutes.”
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Gregory, opening a Fizzy Faz: “Oh, fine, then. I guess I’ll just drink my sorrows away.”
Sundrop, whose poor heart skipped a beat: “How does he know what that means!?”
Vanessa: *nervous whistling*
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Gregory: “You know what the old saying is; go big, or go home!”
Freddy and Vanessa: “Dear god, please, I BEG of you, please, for just ONCE in your life, please, go HOME, PLEASE.”
Gregory, whispering so quietly he’s practically mouthing the words at this point: “I’m going big.”
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Freddy: “You know, Liz, not every problem can be solved with a swiss army dagger.”
Vanessa: “I know. That’s why I carry two of them.”
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Gregory: “I’ve had a coffee and a single oreo within the past two hours. I’ve got a Fazerblaster, I’m four foot seven, and I’m always ready to fight God on sheer adrenaline and rage alone.”
Vanessa: “Someone fix my poor big brother.”
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Montgomery Gator: “Oi, little guy, ain’t it past yer’ bedtime?”
Gregory, filling out paperwork in scented glitter gel pen: “Isn’t it time you minded your own business?”
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Elijah (Bonnie Mask Bully): “Oi, loser, isn’t it past your bedtime?”
Evan, filling out paperwork with a crayola marker: “Isn’t it time you shut up? Permanently?”
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Michael, glaring incredulously at Evan: “You keep track of all the information you’ve ever learned and used in a bloody ledger?”
Evan, sipping his tea with extra milk and sugar nonchalantly: “Oh? And you don’t?”
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Katrina Emily (Mrs. Emily): “Hypothetically, would you slap your older brother for 50,000 dollars?”
Evan: “I’d shatter all the bones his leg for two slices of piping hot Fredbear’s Pizza and a refreshingly cold beverage.”
Michael:
Evan: “And then I would hug him and drown him in apologies for the next two hours, and also sign his cast.”
Michael: “Oh.”
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Evan (inspired by one Tumblr post): “The sexiest thing about me? Everything hurts my feelings.”
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Gregory (Reincarnated Vessel) and Charlotte Emily (CharlieBot): *points at family love* “This one sparks joy.”
Gregory and Charlie turning to romance and pointing at it: “This one does not spark joy.”
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Some random person: “Oh, but romance and love are what make us human!”
Gregory/Evan, Charlie, and Cassidy: *turn to each other* “It’s tough being a god, y’know?”
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Susie, hanging out around Gregory with the other MCI gang: “What’s your ideal date?”
Gregory: “MM/DD/YYYY. Other formats tend to be confusing, such as the ones used in passports for traveling to other countries.”
Cassidy: “As one who speaks from personal experience, I can confirm the validity of such wisdom.”
Charlie: “Agreed.”
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Gregory: “Do I feel romantic attraction or am I just lonely and depressed and love and touch-deprived?”
Freddy and Vanessa: “...Do you need a hug?”
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