Whenever someone asks how someone can be such a good singer
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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.
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my lovely son waking me up to tell me he threw up.
us waking up my wonderful butlerfather to tell him he threw up.
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Vlad de Magpyr: So I can't persuade you to become one of us, Agnes?
Agnes:
[gif from Karolina Żebrowska's "send this to an unwanted suitor without context"]
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edward and alphonse wandering across amestris for 3.5 years looking for a way to return to their original bodies: mustang can we get a philosopher's stone?
mustang: you have a philosopher's stone at home
the philosopher's stone at home:
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