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dottyistired · 19 days ago
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gf no longer trending...the dream is over
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florida3exclamationpoints · 6 months ago
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Doctor Who text posts: River (& The Ponds) edition – 3/?
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llamagoddessofficial · 4 months ago
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May I have some Fae Killer dating headcanons?
Fae Killer is... weird
He's extremely hard to get a read on. At least the other Winter courtiers are easy to make sense of - Dust is quiet and serious, Horror is big and scary but shy, Nightmare is regal and refined with an undercurrent of rage. They make sense.
Killer? He's violent, but he's always got a friendly grin. He has the same "who, me?" expression whether he's eating a cookie or murdering someone. His backstory is unknown, changing every time someone asks. He appears to speak genuinely and openly, yet no one can trust a single word that comes out of his mouth. His knack for tricking and stealing is unparalleled, he tricks people out of things as small as their eye colour or as huge as their ability to breathe, all with the exact same 'silly' easygoing aura. He rescues stray cats from the cold and brings them into the castle, feeding them fish and chicken every day, but he also delights in torturing people he doesn't like.
Perhaps the only consistent thing about him is how obviously he's in love with you.
Even before dating him, his affection is blatant. He acts like he wants to be your best friend, your closest confidant, he's always looking for reassurance that he's your 'favourite'. The other skeletons will tell you that he doesn't shut up about you when you're not there. He's constantly outrageously flirting - he seems to show love through stealing from you, taking minor things like your ability to read the word 'strawberry', just so you'll get mad at him (it's obvious he thinks you're hot when you're mad). You're always covered in black marks and he laughs at almost everything you say.
When you do start dating him, he just... stops tricking you. Stops stealing from you, too. There's no warning, and no clear reason; you're just suddenly the only person in any world who's safe from his trickery. You could say something that leaves you wide open and the guy who could steal someone's nose from their face will act like he heard/saw nothing.
He's cuddly. So, so cuddly. It's actually kinda cute, when he's sleepy and aggressively snuggly with you. Kinda feels like he's been starved of affection, and he's making up for it by never letting you go.
No matter where you fall asleep, you'll wake up to Killer cuddled up. Probably a few of his cats piled in as well.
His number 1 goal is to get you laughing. There's always jokes, always remarks, it's so hard to be serious around him because he knows exactly what'll get you giggling. That's worth more to him than all the treasures in Summer and Winter.
He's generally an easygoing datemate, he has outlets for his jealousy. But he takes EXTREME offence to another fae stealing something from you. That means immediate violence.
This man will kill for you. In fact, he'll offer that option alarmingly quickly. Please ask him not to kill for you, for everyone else's safety.
His romantic side is dialled up to eleven. You're always coming home to mood lighting and surprise dinners, he's always taking you to beautiful scenic spots he's found in the Winter realm, he gives you things that remind him of you (typically flowers and gemstones, but sometimes magical artefacts, and occasionally something rather expensive that looks like it was stolen right from the Summer realm).
He's constantly wearing a 'happy' face. But sometimes, in private, the face falls. You can glimpse the part of himself he hides from everyone. If you can still hold him when he's not funny anymore, when the mask has fallen off... then he will burn down the whole world for you.
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ofmd-ann · 8 months ago
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1 hour later:
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Me on my emotional rollercoaster 🎢
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How JJ looks at Will:
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How JJ looks at Emily:
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Just saying…
If you listen carefully you can hear Jemily Nation clawing at their enclosure.
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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 11 months ago
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lmao this but lights out!wally
yeah... he's the ultimate "this is fine" guy...
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mangajams · 11 months ago
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From: Cry me a river
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thepunkmuppet · 1 year ago
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make me choose:
↳ anonymous requested -> river song or the thirteenth doctor
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elvenbeard · 2 years ago
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POV: You’re very gay and problematic older men (affectionate) keep distracting you from the very pressing issue of figuring out how not to die from the problematic older man (derogatory) living on the experimental biochip in your head.
(I know River is not that much older than V probably but ssshhh, it counts)
Bonus:
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riversofmars · 2 months ago
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You know I'm right.
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dottyistired · 3 months ago
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i enter a fandom. i get blocked by half of said fandom for shipcrime. i giggle. i enter another fandom. at this rate i WILL be blocked by all of tumblr one day and be at peace with my funny lil guys
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florida3exclamationpoints · 6 months ago
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Doctor Who text posts: River edition – 2/?
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expectiations · 10 months ago
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thatonedudeinthecorner · 3 months ago
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I don’t know who started it but it is SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME the headcanon that Deku just does NOT remember offering his hand to Bakugo in the river like bro that was not a shared core memory you’re just cringe and gay
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hidden-for-reg · 5 months ago
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no one:
LITERALLY no one:
reg in crimson rivers:
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loreartisan · 2 months ago
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Slow Horses tip: if River picks up a piece of kitchenware expecting to use it as a weapon, know it will not end well
Evidence:
1 - he picks up a pan to use against the disguised Jed Moody; he gets hit in the head and Sid gets shot
2 - that kitchen knife he picks up and tries stabbing Frank Harkness with ends up against his own throat
3 - using a pot against a guy with a shotgun
And special mention of the shoe-in-a-bag trick he tried to pull off in season 1
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