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a-witch-in-a-dumpster · 1 year ago
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I just remembered the existence of these old memes I made few years ago, so here, some meme-
I could clean them but I'm just too lasy
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thegreatestheaver · 6 months ago
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never ever ever be sorry hal i love when you tag me in bug posts♥️
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we just keep naming bugs like this
#posts in general as well i love them adn i loveyuo:)#nayanyawys. oh my god. COMMON NAMES... DO NAWT GET ME STARTED DANJJKBSJKBDGASLHALHIHJOGJOASRKFP!!!#i love and hate common names cos like.. they dont matter#we will always use taxonomic names for classification yknow so like. you can liteilaly name the bug whatever the fuckkk you wantttt 😭#a confused flour beetle (SOBBB) is a type of darkling beetle btw!!! i know that.. because;... I USED TO BREED THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#theyre like... ykknow the one meme wherere its like. plants when water and soil. the ph of this soil is too high.. i fear i may die!#andthen FUCK YEAH CONCRETE#thats breeding darkling beetles. they love our fucking basement for some reason. the COLD NO FOOD NO WARMTH NO DIRT TO BURROW BASEMNT.#but.. when i give them fresh food and burrowing substrate and dieting powders and heat to encourage breeding.................... theyre lik#oh no.. i fear.... these conditons are poor and i will only produce a few offspring..>!!! FUCK UOU#dude like entomologists are so fucking unserious OJADSKJHFJKHHKLAFL theres a wasp called the aha ha.#becayse the fucking entomologist received the specimen and was like aha a new genus!!! WHAT#SOB. ITS SO FUNNY YOU CAN JUST DO WHATEVRER THE FUCK YOU WANT MAN\#some make me mad tho. why are solifugae called sun spiders.TEHRYE NOT SPIDERS. KILL KILL KILL. WHY ARE VELVET ANTS CALLED COW KILLERS THEY#THEY DONT KILL COWS. KILLSYOU KILLS YOU KSD;OILGHDKILSFA;WQEP#WOHLGJKRBEWR#OQGHKDFBKLJOEPQWIROJ.HGRRRRRR#n e ways diabolical ironclad beetle is so fucking funny i keep laiughing when i re read it#fav#<3#oh oh kissing bugs also!!! i think their name is funny... when they feed on peoeple they do it aorunf the mouth so its like. theyre kissy#kiss kiss you! *sucks your blood and spreads disease
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chirpingchorus · 2 years ago
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I posted 2,120 times in 2022
That's 1,377 more posts than 2021!
69 posts created (3%)
2,051 posts reblogged (97%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@chirpingchorus
@two-tone-tony
@makerofmadness
@bikoraidon
@paracosm-and-dissociation
I tagged 1,189 of my posts in 2022
Only 44% of my posts had no tags
#death note - 223 posts
#for a bad day - 204 posts
#hm - 45 posts
#splatoon - 37 posts
#bored - 28 posts
#!! - 17 posts
#deltarune fanart - 16 posts
#deltarune - 15 posts
#frankie - 13 posts
#undyne fanart - 13 posts
Longest Tag: 138 characters
#btw if i don’t write or don’t answer it it’s probably just because i don’t have a lot of time! so def no hard feelings even if i never get
My Top Posts in 2022:
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happy birthday
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#4
is she… you know….. *pantomimes casting a spell i don’t know that is said to be lethal and cannot be used without a torture device from some dumpster man*
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“average horse falls through 2 plinkos a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average horse falls through 0 plinkos a day. Plinkos Plonko, who is being tormented endlessly by tumblr users & falls through over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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My #1 post of 2022
I am almost certain somebody’s made this note before, but. Man. The way memes on most platforms nowadays have a shelf-life so short that by the time you’re done making one, it’s out of style… compared with how ones on Old Internet could go a couple years and still be OK.
But Tumblr? Tumblr has always been the same. It’s kind of like a reminder of the ways of old. You introduce a meme to these people? It is NEVER going away. In 2022, Spiders Georg lives in harmony with Blorbo From My Shows; Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way follows the little German boy into the cave of Bluntsmoken; Sans Undertale thrashes Plinkos Plonko, the Plinko Horse. Maybe it’s that we’re not like other sites (true), or that we’re less susceptible to cringe culture, but there’s something about the lifespan of our memes that warms my heart.
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transannabeth · 4 years ago
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hold me back i’m about to fight bullet point mcgee
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sstraykids · 7 years ago
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Hey, so I heard their song hellevator when it came out but never got around to knowing about them and I wanna know more. Pls help, I know nothing
HELLO!1!! YES PLEASE GET INTO SLAY KIDzZ. I answered an ask post of what to watch here. and i’ll do member introductions-ish(?)
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THIS IS BANG CHAN/CHRIS/BYUNGCHAN IT’S COMPLICATED. HE’S THE LEADER OF AND FATHER OF 8 KIDS yes minho will always be with us ;; HE PROTEC BUT HE CAN ALSO ATTAC *cough cough jeongin* BUT THAT’S BECAUSE HE WANTS JEONGIN TO SUCCEED SO AKSJFKASJF. HE TRAINED FOR 7 YEARS. BTW DID I MENTION DIMPLES? HE HAS DIMPLES SO YEAH. AND HE’S AUSTRALIAN WHICH I LOVE
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THIS IS LEE MINHO. NO stOP. NOT CITY HUNTER. THIS BOY IS AN ANGEL. HE’S THE MAIN DANCER AND HE SINGS AND HE CAN ALSO RAP WHEN JYP FORCES HIM TO. HE IS A VERY HARD WORKER AND PRECIOUS AND SOFT AND AKDJFLAS. HE DESERVES BETTER. ANYWAYS I LOVE HIM AND EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD TO. 
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THIS IS HWANG HYUNJIN BUT YOU CAN CALL HIM VISUALS GOD. BOY IS FINER THAN A DIME. WHEN HE RAPS MY WIG IS SNATCHED. LIKE HIS VOICE/RAP DOES NOT MATCH HIS FACE?? AND IM JUST ??? SO. CONFUSED. SAME TO FELIX BTW. 
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THIS IS SEO CHANGBIN, STRAY KIDS’ RESIDENT EMO BOY. HE’S FUCkING rICH LIKE HIS BATHROOM IS BIGGER THAN MY WHOLE HOUSE. HE’S A VERY veRY VERYYY TALENTED RAPPER. MY BOY COULD PROBABLY PARTICPATE IN SMTM AND WIN THE WHOLE SHABANG. BUT HE CAN ALSO SING TOO AND IT’S AMAZING… HE WRECKS ME EVERYDAY BUT IM OK WITH HIM STEPPING ON MY WRETCHED LITTLE SOUL. HE NEEDS HIS PLUSHIE GYU TO SLEEP BTW. SO YOU CAN DECIDE HOW SOFT HE IS. 
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OKOK THIS IS HAN JISUNG. IM NOT GOING TO BE BIASED BUT IM GOING TO BE BIASED. THIS BOY IS AN ANGEL AND MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COST. HE IS AN ALL ROUNDER. MY BOY CAN RAP, SING, COMPOSE, AND PRODUCE LIKE WhATTTtttTT (many other members can as well btw). HE’S A BEAN BABY aDN I LOVE HIM SOSOSO MUCH. HE’S A SWEET HEART. HE WAS COMFORTING MINHO WHEN MINHO WAS NERVOUS AND I JUST AGHHH. He’s such a good kid ;; his mom must be so proud of him
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THIS IS KIM SEUNGMIN. HE’S A CUITE PATOOOTI. HE’S MORE ON THE QUIET SIDE BUT WHO KNOWS THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING HE MIGHT GO ALL CRAZY ON US IN LIKE ANOTHER YEAR OR SOMETHING. HE HAS A VERY BEAUTIFUL AND SWEET VOICE. IT CAN SOOTHE YOU INNER ELEMENTS. LIKE FUCK SPAS OR W/E ALL YOU NEED IS A SEUNGMIN. ANYWAYS HE’S PRETTY UNDERRATED EVERYONE SHOULD STAN HIM. 
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THIS IS LEE FELIX. HE’s ALSO AN AUSSIE. BUT WITH A DEEP ASS VOICE. LIKE HE’S ALL ABOUT THE BASS. BUT WHEN HE SINGS IT SOUNDS SO SOFT AND FLUFFY SO WE’RE ALL CONFUSED RIGHT NOW. HE HURTS EVERYONE IN THIS FANDOM AND COMES FOR OUR LIVEs. EVERYONE IS LITERRALY WHOOPED FOR THIS BOY WHO HAS THE MOST PRECIOUS SMILE. AND FRECKLES. HE HAS FRECKLES BUT IT’S HARD TO SEE SINCE WHOEVER IS COVERING THEM UP IS BEING AN @$$hole. HE’S A LIVING MEME WHICH HAD EVERYONE CAUGHT OFFGAURD. 
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THIS IS YANG JEONGIN. THE PRECIOUS MAKNAE BEBY. HE HAS AN OLD SOUL. LOVES TROT MUSIC AND MAKING HIS HYUNGS SMILE/LAUGH.  EVERYONE SPOILS HIM BECAUSE I MEAN HOW CAN YOU NOT. HE’S ALWAYS SMILING AND TRYING TO HIDE THAT HE’S STRUGGLING FROM HIS HYUNGS BECAUSE HE DOESN’T WANT THEM TO WORRY 3 WHICH IS SO MATURE OF HIM ;; HE HAS A LOT OF POTENTIAL AND WILL CONTINUE TO IMPROVE SO BE SURE TO LOOK OUT FOR HIM!!1! 
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THIS IS KIM WOOJIN. BOY SINGS LIKE AN ANGEL leIK WOW HE’S SO TALENT. ALL OF THEM ARE TALENT. HE LOOKS LIKE A SOFT BUNNY AND WE LOVE HIM V MUCH. HE WAS ACCEPTED TO SM BUT LUCKILY HE WENT TO JYP. (i still don’t know a lot about him so please someone enlighten me ;;)
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peachiejihoonie · 7 years ago
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Who do you ship your mutuals with and why?
woow, i’m very surprised to see this sitting in my inbox hmmmmmMMmmm
not proofread btw
well lets start with the best of the best
@parkjmini
i honestly want to say someone else besides jimin, but jimin LOL but thats the boring answer
from wanna one i really really really think daniel and her could become something. like forreal. they’re both really sweet and precious and daniel would treat her right !!!!!! can see them going to disney themed proms, and he’s driving her around, hands on thighs, the usual. she’s one of those people who are like nooooo but really she means yeees and daniel would oh so slyly use his knowledge of this habit of her’s against him
she starts like pulling her skirt down when he’s reaching up her thighs and he’s just grinning as his eyes are still directed on the road
“babe don’t be so shyy” his voice would sound so gentle but she knows better as she rolls her eyes
@seungkwanslowqualityenglish
my precious mother omg she only deserves the best honestly i truly truly ship her with jisung not cause he’s her bias or anything i swear. see there’s no strike through so i’m being honest !!!!!! seriously, there both very caring, knowing and considerate. like one day jisung would be having a really bad day and he thinks he’s good at hiding his feelings but he’s really not and she see through him like a crystal ball
“jisung babe, you okay??” she would ask, hand on his back that’s facing her
“yes i’m fine, nothing happened okay nothing i’m! fine!” he would force out a slight giggle
“do you want me to make you that tea you really like” she would sigh, only slightly smiling
“yes please..” he’d mumble and turn to her shoulders and slightly weep into her
such a loving couple omg
@heochannies
is the so so so nice !! but she’s so edgy ????!!?!?! ya’ll should ask her for a pic like her make up is one fleek like jeffery star is shaking
i personally ship her with baekho, like i feel they have such a very chill and calm relationship. like she would come home to see him after a tiring day he’s there with some tea and nice warm hug. he would kiss her temples and lightly greet her with a “welcome home baby girl.”
i see a lot of comfortable silences, independence but still a lot of lovin and understandin
@simplicitwannaone
lau bby hello hi she’s so kind omg i’ve never felt so welcomed?? like she would always always find a way to greet you even if you came into the group chat like hours ago. a1 one cute honestly lol. she’s on the quiet side but definitely has a cra side omg
with that said, donhyun is her man. very sugary relationship. like, think flowers blooming and sun shining. like the world is healthy just be them being together. i imagine them going on park dates, hands linked and swing
“you’re so cute” he would smile and squish her cheeks
and she’d be a blushing mess but still have growing smile spreading across her face in minutes omg i’m not crying you are
@imagineproduce101
the one and only omg. she’s so so sweet omg i meet her twice (don’t be too jealous ;-))  i like to think that her and seungwoo would be v cute ?? like she’s really down to earth, kind and goes out of her way just for inclusion and its just! so! beautiful! and he’s really goofy and funny and she’s a little silly meme bean so yes much balance.
like they’re just sitting out on a grassy field just talking and chillin and seungwoo is talking about how is day and rambling and she’s picking at the grass.
“babe are you even listening??” he asked, slightly offended.
“yes i was, you were talking about how you definitely did not deserve the b in your chem class” she would say calmly, eyes still at the grass.
and after a small pause, they meet eyes, her’s slightly mischievous and his amused.
@wannaoone
rach rach rach!! she’s so cute omg. she’s kinda like the small whisper of the chat, always there but v soft spoken. she’s really cute omg she sends me the cutest things on snapchat.
really random person but i really see her and jihoon, like woozi jihoon LOL. like he’s busy all the time and he just needs someone paitent and ready to love him whenever and there! she! is! like she’d send him really loving messages but just enough to jihoon’s appreciation. like the problem jihoon encounters often is when a s/o is either way too clingy or way too distant and rach is the perfect moderate level
like a common exchange would be something like
“jihoonie, miss you, go home soon, you’ve been in the studio all day, take care of yourself
and after she sends that text, she ends up getting a call
“please open the door, i’m here for some snuggles” and outside is her sweet bf, in his glory and softness.
@ukulelewrites
ahh long awaited natty, so active and so talkative like omg it’s so great. v innocent. she never ever makes u feel lonely omg it’s really nice. she’s more like someone who loves from a distant so i liked to say that she’d be really cute with jinyoung  
i know what a weird pairing. bUT I SEE IT OKAY. like he;s really caring adn genuine and know how he’s really shy??? i feel like natty would really get him out of his shell and they end up like each other
“omg it’s about time i thought you were gonna be lonely forever jinyoung, who is the lucky gal???” her oblivious ass would ask him, being all friendly and nudging him.
“actually,” he’d pause and let out an airy chuckle, eyes glued to the ground and very very nervous smile on his face. “i like you”
@kakaotaeks
i miss you elena :-(( but she’s a wild one omg, is probably missing my savage words at her. smhhhh she needs to come back soon lol. since we’ve been lacking some interaction i’m going to keep this one short and sweet.
but i ship her with hyungseob cause they’d be hecka cute. i see them being the it couple at school. he walks her to class, holds her hand omg it v cute and all everyone is envious.
@dae-vil
saraaaaaaaa !!! the cutest human bean in the world omg. i will admit, sometimes she’s just in her own world and is like “huh???” always pops into your life randomly but its a good random omg like a “i needed that thank u sara wow”
i see her with shihyun??? like very soft and quiet but they’re very cute together. shihyun would always bring her back to earth and they giggle over nothin all the time lol
omg they’re gonna have this thing where shihyun has to cancel their date but it becomes even better ??
“baby i’m so sorr but yongguk asked me to baby sit to-”
“can i come omg pleas eoh pl ease!!!!!”
and they end up cuddling with tobli all night, like date ??? this is the date whatchu mean????
@laji-101
KRISSSSS the wild one honestly. is so bold yet so shy?? in mis opinion i think she should just go head first for what she wants, shes a bit hesitant at times, but not always. like she’ll end up getting what she wants whether you like it or not.
i see her with bAEKHO. yup, pulling out the big guns literally lmao. i see him being v down to earth and kind and warm for her but still that dominant alpha male manly ready to fight someone typa guy, you feel??
like they would be at gym and he’s look all hot and shit finishing his mile run. after he went it would be her turn and she’d be a little shy running in front of hot ass baekho
and he somehow knows????
“babe don’t worry, you’re gonna do great, i’m cheering for you!!” he would place a hand on her upper arm, gummy smiles and everything
i’m sorry kris but u aint gonna survive, he’s sweaty hot AND cutie gummy ughghaohfgoqhp
@jihoonslattee
chiiiiii omg my actual other half (get it my names peaCHI ha whatta knee slapper) is! an! actual! teddy! bear! is so so so kind, and she never misses when you change ur profile pic and will not hesitate to tell u that u a cutie. when actually shes the cutie????????????
i really do kinda sorta see her with jihoon, not that i’m going to fight her for him lmao whaaaat like they’re both really sweet, shy but they’re very self aware ?? like they know what they’re doing to each other
her and jihoon could just be doing hw and honestly she would shamelessy just start staring at him and he’d notice and smirk
“you know, a photo would last a little longer” he’s laugh, looking up to meet her eyes.
and she’s immediately embarrassed by the overwhelming eye contact but he just laughs and takes her hand omg goals.
@princess-megz
my little mui mui omg. my actual sister yall don’t question us on this. she’s s O cUt e????? like hOW??? and he’s precious and innocent. she’s talkative and really really kind. we sent each other some cute ass streaks honestly i think she likes my dog more than she likes me smhhh
i see her with yongguk. like they’d both weird quiet you feel me ??? like they’re some people in this world who are loud and wild, but they’re quiet wild you feel????
i see them playing with tobli together and they would make stories about his past.
“you know, i bet tobli used to under the wong dynasty and was the emperor wrote the law that everyone needed to change their last names to wong” yongguk would suddenly say in the midst of their silent play time with tobli
“noooo, tobli was a dragon, we went over this” she would roll her eyes and his eyes would brightened as more ideas would run through his head.
@ladynightmareii​
snazzy!!! the actual fetus 1! 1! !!!!1! she’s so crazy honestly LOL, has way too many memes tbh with her i feel like, she would be really compatible with daehwi??
like honestly, they’re both pretty wild. like i feel like one would say to other “what are you doing om G i cAn noT b E sE eN wiTH yOU” but would continue to do whatever they were doing together????
they would go on really cute dates together if their parents even let them LOL like ice cream dates or just quick stuff after school. lw bickers and daehwi is like “i didn’t even do anything !!!!” is super dramatic too. like imagine them going out to get something to eat
“i want the strawberry banana smoothie” daehwi would cutely say and she would look so offended
“how dare you, i want that one”
“stop copying me!!!!!”
omg this ended up taking up so much time/is so long LOL i hope you bbys liked this  💖 💖 💖 💖 💖
and dw precious followers i’m getting to my writings :-))) thanks 4 being patient with me lol
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