#thats breeding darkling beetles. they love our fucking basement for some reason. the COLD NO FOOD NO WARMTH NO DIRT TO BURROW BASEMNT.
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never ever ever be sorry hal i love when you tag me in bug posts♥️
we just keep naming bugs like this
#posts in general as well i love them adn i loveyuo:)#nayanyawys. oh my god. COMMON NAMES... DO NAWT GET ME STARTED DANJJKBSJKBDGASLHALHIHJOGJOASRKFP!!!#i love and hate common names cos like.. they dont matter#we will always use taxonomic names for classification yknow so like. you can liteilaly name the bug whatever the fuckkk you wantttt 😭#a confused flour beetle (SOBBB) is a type of darkling beetle btw!!! i know that.. because;... I USED TO BREED THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#theyre like... ykknow the one meme wherere its like. plants when water and soil. the ph of this soil is too high.. i fear i may die!#andthen FUCK YEAH CONCRETE#thats breeding darkling beetles. they love our fucking basement for some reason. the COLD NO FOOD NO WARMTH NO DIRT TO BURROW BASEMNT.#but.. when i give them fresh food and burrowing substrate and dieting powders and heat to encourage breeding.................... theyre lik#oh no.. i fear.... these conditons are poor and i will only produce a few offspring..>!!! FUCK UOU#dude like entomologists are so fucking unserious OJADSKJHFJKHHKLAFL theres a wasp called the aha ha.#becayse the fucking entomologist received the specimen and was like aha a new genus!!! WHAT#SOB. ITS SO FUNNY YOU CAN JUST DO WHATEVRER THE FUCK YOU WANT MAN\#some make me mad tho. why are solifugae called sun spiders.TEHRYE NOT SPIDERS. KILL KILL KILL. WHY ARE VELVET ANTS CALLED COW KILLERS THEY#THEY DONT KILL COWS. KILLSYOU KILLS YOU KSD;OILGHDKILSFA;WQEP#WOHLGJKRBEWR#OQGHKDFBKLJOEPQWIROJ.HGRRRRRR#n e ways diabolical ironclad beetle is so fucking funny i keep laiughing when i re read it#fav#<3#oh oh kissing bugs also!!! i think their name is funny... when they feed on peoeple they do it aorunf the mouth so its like. theyre kissy#kiss kiss you! *sucks your blood and spreads disease
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