#meme BS

[tobiastheteddybear]

Guess who finally worked on a project they promised to do on the same day?~

HERES THE SBG CAST AS dECEASED AUDIOS I HAVE ON MY PHONE

[keanuquotes]

He's not gonna like this BS...

[witchspeka]

Guess you could say... Wei WuXian was Wei Yin over his head

[shejo]

dualiesphobic pride flag! for all my fellow dualies-players-haters out there : )

[arual147]

[crusdoodles]

i wanted to do that one pairing meme thats going around, but i only have one pair so there was no point in being like "ask me" laaaughs

so heres cru bein dumb and doing that "shops for groceries" etc meme

shops for groceries: MOSTLY Chan. If Chan lets Ty go shopping by himself they end up eating microwaveable meals and tuna the whole week, so Chan usually goes with him and takes over, or goes before Ty has a chance to do so on his own.

kills the spiders: probably Ty, but theyre both pretty likely to just put it outside.

comes home drunk at 3am: neither really, but if one of them were to, it would MOST LIKELY be Chan, and only on the off chance that he feels like being a brat and intentionally pissing Ty off. Ty likes to drink socially but he's very much a lightweight, so he either drinks very moderately or goes home pretty soon. Chan can drink a lot more heavily than Ty can and enjoys a good party more, but since he's gotten into their relationship he hasn't seen much of a point of going out (since the goal was usually to hook up later on). theyre both more likely to just drink at home.

remembers to feed the fish: Chan, since Ty is the fish. laughs at my own jokes

decorates the apartment: uhh man probably Chan. Ty likes to decorate but hes not very good at finishing the decorating; that and he only uses shit like seashells and nautical themed junk. so he's allowed to decorate the bathroom, and Chan decorates the rest with more modern themes.

initiates duets: i rly dont see the point of this one since neither Ty nor Chan are very musically inclined. but if i have to say, probably Ty; and only because he likes to sing along to the radio or in the shower. he makes no attempts to be "good" at singing, despite being a merm, and Chan does not let him live this down.

falls asleep first: laughs because its Ty, definitely Ty. i mean hes narcoleptic so you cant really blame him - he wakes up exhausted. Even disregarding that, Chan almost never falls asleep first because he's pretty edgy, and he cant sleep when he's alone; so he waits until Ty gets home regardless of how late his shift may end.

yaaay i did it haha fun stuff

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[wakanasonozaki]

Hallo beautiful, kees me~ (Is it too late for the hello? >w> Your wife is fashionably late for once)

1. First impression: Oh boy she doesn't seem to like me that much. I wonder what I did wrong.

2. Truth is: You are a dork and a qt and I have no idea what I was doing with my life before we became friends

3. How old do you look: Around my age actually (though you act like you're 5 whoops)

4. Have you ever made me laugh: Yours is the kind of humour where I am laughing but I am also tearing my own hair out because oh my god that wasn't even funny

5. Have you ever made me mad: You make me really mad all the time because you just HAD to fucking live on the other side of the planet boo you

6. Best feature: No matter how awful a day I've had, you always manage to make me smile. Even if it's the frustrated, overbearing kind of smile that says "go to bed you dork" more than it says "im not sad anymore"

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: If you doubt my affections for you I am seriously doing it wrong

8. You’re my: Mad Doctor-Wife

9. Name in my phone: 800-why-the-fuck-aren't-you-here

10. Should you post this too? Yes, but only fill out the answers for me.