#meine❤

[lalalaugenbrot]

Es tut mir Leid, aber wenn du "Bernd" schreibst, denke ich irgendwie immer, es geht um Bernd das Brot

Ihr wagt es, Elende —? Und wiederholn's! Nun ja, was soll man dazu sagen? Ihr wollt mir ins Gesicht behaupten, ihr kenntet Bernd nicht. Soll's ein Scherz sein, ihr vermaledeiten Grobiane, ihr Niederträchtigen, ihr Gottvergessenen, ihr Nichtswürdigsten der Lotterbuben. Wenn man mit Blicken um sich beißen könnte!

Aber was ermüd ich mein Gehirn? Ich bin Verrückt selbst, solchen Wischwasch anzuhören. Unnützes, marklos-albernes Gewäsch, in dem kein Menschensinn ist, und Verstand.

Halunken, gut, dass ich das weiß, so wird die Bratwurst heute euch nicht heiß.

[jenny2412]

[kismetarchive]

König is addicted to kissing your cervix

cw: könig x afab!reader, p in v, unprotected s, oral (reader receives), aftercare

König is massive — no shocker: 6'10, built like a mountain, burly arms, meaty thighs, thick cock.

It made sense that he'd fill you up easily, albeit with a lot of struggle. It'd be a long and tedious process to make sure your cunt was stretched enough that it wouldn't tear from his sheer size.

His flat tongue lapping at your folds; deep growls making your clit throb and the sheets soak under you as your slick dripped down the curves of your ass. God — just from eating you out he makes you cum so hard to the point your knuckles would turn white from gripping the sheets and your vision blurred with hot white stars.

Your chest heaving — breaths short and erratic as König groaned against your slicked cunt.

"Relax, Schatz."

König's raspy voice made shivers crawl down your spine, whimpers spilling out your lips as he pulled away and his thick hands grabbed at the flush meat of your hips.

A gasp choked out your mouth when his broad hips forced your legs further apart, eyes rolling to the back of your head feeling his throbbing tip rub against your sensitive entrance, fluttering around nothing but the teasing roll of his hips.

"So needy, ja? Tell me how desperate you are for my cock, mein liebchen."

"Please... Please König—"

Your nails dug red crescents into könig's muscular shoulders, shuddering as he slid inside, feeling every inch of him fill you up and split you open. You groaned as his hips pressed flush against your ass, a deep growl forming from König's chest as he babbled slurred praises in broken german about how tight and warm you were.

The bed would creak from his sheer speed, a mix of groans and whines coming from the both of you as his cock kept slamming into your gummy cervix — your belly protruding from each thrust as you cried from the mix of pleasure and pain.

"Köni— König! Ah—"

Tears flowed down your face as a sheen of sweat covered your body, lips parted and drool leaking as lewd smacks and moans filled the air.

Each time his tip would kiss your cervix your hips would buck up, eyes squeezing shut for just a moment before König would growl at you to open your eyes.

"Don't shut your eyes mein schatz. Look at me — Look. At. Me."

He would say each word between a powerful thrust, one hand gripping your cheeks and forcing you to look directly at his hungry and desperate gaze.

His thrusts would grow sloppy and more desperate as he neared his climax, your knees bent next to your head as he grunted between each ruthless slam of his aching cock into your sopping wet cunt.

"Scheiße— Scheiße, du bist so gut... Ugh— so good liebchen."

Your thighs trembled, body growing sore and a swelling ache forming in your abondmen from the amount of times he's slammed his massive cock against your poor cervix. But you couldn't care about the bubbling pain at that moment — your mind to fried and hazy with the thought of his cock to care about the tingling pain growing in your belly.

After he slammed his hips one last time, pumping hot white ropes into your cunt and groaning seeing some of his seed spill out your twitching folds he'd gently pull out — voice soft and gentle as he peppered you in kisses.

He'd bring a damp cloth and wash you up properly all while whispering how good you did, his warm lips making your skin shiver as his other hand rubbed at your sensitive tummy that endured his merciless pounding.

"Feeling okay, schatz?"

"Yea... but you have to stop kissing my cervix so much." You'd whine softly, earning a chuckle from König as he kissed you.

"I'll try, mein liebchen."

(spoiler: he doesn't)

「 Masterlist ❤︎ 」

thank you to my equally insane bestie for beta reading this also 🤭

[lokideservesahug]

Did She?

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Pairing: Nico Rosberg x reader, Lewis Hamilton x reader (one sided)

Warnings: Reader is Mercedes' head strategist. Love triangle of sorts? A few innuendos from people on twitter but just the usual oomf shenanigans. Kind of unrequited crush for Lewis (I'm so sorry)

Notes: Based on that "She chose me. Did she?" Audio on tik tok.

Request: I combined this request and one from @a-beaverhausen suggesting I make something based on the tik tok audio so I hope it's OK!

Summary: The mid 2010s were the golden years for Mercedes and all of the team. Especially Hamilton, Rosberg and lead strategist Y/L/N. But how does that dynamic hold up in the present day?

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Yourusername

Yourusername: What a wonderful weekend. Truly a touching memory to two legend's legacies. Thank you @sebastianvettel and Sempre Senna and Sempre Ratzenberger 💛❤

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User1: Nico still being in the likes after all this time doesn't let my RosY/L/N heart down gently 😔

↳User2: This but with my Lewis+Y/N shipping self...

User3: Her and Lewis are so sweet together omd!

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User4: Senna forever 💛 Long Live Roland❤

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User5: Her and Lewis are such a good couple awww!

↳User6: Not a couple bae!

↳User5: Wait what!!!!?!?!?😦

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Lewishamilton

Lewishamilton: Great weekend so far. P4 in quali but let's keep pushing💪

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User1: Lewis honey, your jealousy is showing...

User2: Nico shows up for 0.2 seconds of the weekend and he's already trying to prove a point.

User3: It's giving she chose me. Did she?

↳User4: LMAO FRFR

↳User5: Like it was a difficult decision. Anyone would choose Lewis in a heartbeat

↳User4: Hmmm...maybe not Y/N.

Yourusername: Great performance so far Lewis! Let's hope this pace can continue!!

↳Lewishamilton: It's all thanks to you but fingers crossed🤞

↳User6: Bro pls just ask her out it's been nearly 10 years now...

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Nicorosberg

Nicorosberg: Happy 10 years together (and 8 years of putting up with being married to me) to my amazing wife. I can't think of a better way to celebrate than seeing you in your element.

Schatz I love you so much and I am so happy that you took a chance and chose me. Not a single day passes where I wake up and am not in awe of your beauty, intelligence and just sheer existence. Thank you and I love you.

-Your lover, Britney x

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Yourusername: I love you more🖤

↳Nicorosberg: Not at all possible Meine Liebe 🤍

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Thank you for reading, I hope you enjoyed it!

As always, likes,reblogs and especially feedback is always welcome!

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[vivwritesfics]

Estie's Bestie

readers big brother has a hot best friend (mick x estie besties sister)

Google translate warning (I speak one language and I don't even do that well)

y/nocon

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y/nocon assholes stole my phone

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mickschumacher good thing we're photogenic

y/nocon you are estebanocon that hurts my feelings

username1 they're dating

username2 they're siblings username1 no y/n and mick username2 they're basically siblings

y/nocon

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y/nocon its fine bc he bought me crêpes after

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mickschumacher where's my invite?

y/nocon take me out to dinner first

username3 she's rizzing up my man 😭😭

username4 mick's rizzing up my woman 😭😭

y/nocon

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y/nocon amoureux (des farines et de toi)

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estebanocon y/n

estebanocon pick up the phone

estebanocon please

estebanocon i beg

lance_stroll i know something you don't know

estebanocon YOU'LL TELL LANCE BUT YOU WON'T TELL ME??

username5 i was gonna say mick but he's not in the likes or the comments

username6 I was so hopeful I feel crushed 😭😭

username7 what if it's mick and he hasn't liked or commented to hide from Esteban?

mickschumacher

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mickschumacher soft launch?

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estebanocon???

estebanocon ... wait

username8 ESTIE BESTIE CONFIRMATION?

y/nocon 🤪🤪🤪

estebanocon Y/N!

y/nocon

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y/nocon hard launch (featuring your guy's reaction)

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estebanocon can't believe you hid this from me

mickschumacher Meine Liebe❤

y/nocon mon amour❤

[mommyhelenblog]

How will you feel if you are in this position of being in my children room with full set of diapers and outfit and the pacifier I don't know mind anyway but I believe you be very happy wherever you are seeing this if you are interested just drop a message to my dm I will quickly respond or where you are living just drop your location I will come and pick you up USA 🇺🇸 UK 🇬🇧 Germany 🇩🇪 Australia 🇦🇺 Canada 🇨🇦 France 🇫🇷 wherever are you in the world 🌎 😀 😄 😉 ❤ 😜 you are the best

Wie wirst du dich fühlen, wenn du in dieser Lage wärst und im Zimmer meines Kindes stehst, mit einem kompletten Satz Windeln, Kleidung und dem Schnuller? Ich weiß nicht, was dir dabei helfen wird, aber ich glaube, du wärst sehr glücklich, wo auch immer du dies siehst. Wenn du interessiert bist, schreib mir einfach eine Nachricht an meine DM. Ich werde umgehend antworten. Oder gib einfach deinen Standort an, wo du wohnst. Ich werde dich abholen. USA 🇺🇸 UK 🇬🇧 Deutschland 🇩🇪 Australien 🇦🇺 Kanada 🇨🇦 Frankreich 🇫🇷 wo auch immer auf der Welt du bist 🌎 😀 😄 😉 ❤ 😜 du bist die Beste

[fawnprincessblog]

okay so...i've been heavily imagining that bill as a vampire would be so cool to make-out with. i dislike vampires in general since they're cringe as fuck but...just hear me out.

just imagine, you're having an erotic make-out with bill after the first round of sex on the bed, and suddenly your tongue accidentally grazes across his sharp fangs and then your tongue starts bleeding vigorously, so you wince which catches bill's attention. he looks at you with a smirk as he pulls away, "what's wrong, meine liebe?" he asks, and you stick out your tongue for him so he can see the blood dripping down your tongue. he chuckles, and of course since he's a blood sucker he happily sucks onto your warm bleeding tongue softly, drying up the blood on it, letting out soft moans from the good taste hitting his own taste buds.

then he complains how hungry he suddenly feels, but you don't want him to feed on you since you agreed to only have sex and no blood feeding. plus, it fucking hurts. so he's upset and instead just forcefully does it, sucking onto your neck as he suddenly shoves his cock into you as well while feeding on you, which causes you both pain and pleasure.

sorry im just horny ❤

[wxnheart]

*running footsteps rapidly approaching*

CRASH-- THUD--

yeah hi I'm here for a continuation of "Just Kingly Things" for horny husband König *fumbles with a piece of paper* let me see... ah! here we go: König seems like the type of househusband who loves to bake and wears a frilly apron that was handmade by his grandmother, and I'm begging for a scenario/headcanon where he's in the kitchen scraping a bowl with leftover chocolate ganache, we come in and leave him naked except for the apron and eat the ganache off his body, I wanna choke on him while he's death-gripping the counter, his lips kiss swollen and covered in chocolate - bless your soul, love your works, ok g o o d b y e e ❤

𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐲 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬, 𝐖𝐚𝐤𝐞 ��𝐞 𝐔𝐩 𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐂𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐚 𝐄𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

note: yeah, I used this pun. lmaooo. hope y'all enjoy.

Your lovely giant of a husband likes to keep his hands busy; it also helps keep his mind at ease. And what better way to knock out two birds with one stone than with one of his favorite pastimes: cooking?

Of course, it serves you well in the long term. König keeps you fed and you have the honor of admiring that juicy ass of his as he works his magic.

And TODAY was the day you managed to catch him in all his glory. In his favorite apron. Butt ass naked. Is that chocolate, love? Oh... Yessss.

And of course he'd be naked. You two spent the better part of the day in bed making each other very, very happy. You're surprised you're even standing what with the way König fucked you silly. (You'll keep the fact that you actually stumbled out of bed to yourself, though...)

And König, lovely chap that he is, thought to surprise you with some chocolatey goodness in bed but you have other ideas. Preferably involving him and his wonderful frame. You were never ashamed about openly admiring battle-hardened muscle and scars each telling their own unique story, stories that you'll never tire of hearing. But... later, darlings.

König who snaps out of his reverie when you smack his ass. Hard. König who, when he turns around, turns beet red with embarrassment at the realization of it all. Mein Gott, he's naked in his favorite frilly apron and you weren't supposed to be up just yet and shit, he needs to keep stirring the chocolate, and Schatz, you're supposed to still be asleep, dammit—"Nice apron."

—Huh? "...Cute, actually. But, uh... I know what'll look even cuter." König, who doesn't even register the apron is gone until he feels your bare skin against his, your fingers leaving goosebumps in their wake.

König, who gets one of the biggest shocks of his life when he sees the creamy goodness of what was your melted chocolate running down his chest in a steady stream. Wait... when did you—how did you...?! Goddamnit, Schatz! He could never stay mad at you long. Especially not now. Especially with the way you're eyeing him. His cheeks are burning.

König who should be embarrassed. And upset. That chocolate didn't come cheap. But he can't be. Not when you're looking at him like he's the most delicious thing you ever laid eyes on. And his interest is piqued.

König who shivers when you dip your head to savor the taste of chocolate against his skin. You lick a line up to his Adam’s apple and before he knows it, your tongue has made itself home in his mouth.

König who instantly melts under your ministrations, intoxicated by the taste of you and chocolate and shit. You're squeezing his ass. Hard. You're so turned on.

König who stifles a groan when you pull away and admire your work. And fuck, it's delicious. "Just like I like it..."

König who, lips swollen and aching for more, dives in and consumes you, chocolate-covered kisses galore.

König who laters marvels at the fact he didn't crack the counter he was gripping it so tightly as you licked every inch of chocolate from his body.

And yeah, you'll have one hell of a mess to clean up later but it's worth the fine delicacy you're sampling right now. Just like you like it...

[billluver0124]

"fulfill your wish"

synopsis: bill has always wanted a child, especially with y/n. will she give him such a blessing and make him a father?

WARNINGS: kissing, mentions of impregnating

A/N : i saw a jjk (jujustu kaisen) fic earlier today similar to this and it inspired me to make this story! i think ill make a pt 2 to this but idk, lemme know in the comments if i should! enjoy mwah!!

it was always bills dream to have a family of his own, it started when he was younger and he would see fathers playing with their children. he always thought to himself "i hope that'll be me someday"

hes 28 now, with a wife of his own. who he loves very much and holds so dear to his entire soul. they've been together for so long and he knows shes the one hes gonna spend the rest of his life with, he would love to have a family with her. they've mentioned it here and there, but hes never really asked her the question. does y/n want children with him?

every time they go out, bill sees a pregnant woman somewhere or a family spending time with each other. he cant help but imagine thats him and y/n. oh how he wishes to be a father..

the desire gets even bigger whenever y/n babysits her niece. her siblings had a child not to long ago and y/n babysits her often, sending bill little pictures of her and the baby while hes at the studio. seeing y/n with a baby makes bills knees go weak. the way her niece sits so naturally on y/ns hip whenever she holds her. its like y/n was born to be a mother, and bill was so willing to make that happen. imagine y/n with bills baby! that's his ultimate dream.

today, bill was at the studio and y/n at home, babysitting her little niece. she was cuddling with the baby when she decides to send bill a cute little text...

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me and the baby miss you liebe <3

i miss you both too, very much. ill be home in 30 <3

okay baby, be safe coming home.

ich liebe dich❤

ich liebe dich auch meine schatzi❤

when bill saw the photo, his heart fluttered immediately. god please make this woman the mother of his child. the desire to make y/n a mother was becoming unbearable. he needed to tell her how he felt. and he will do just that when he gets home.

he unlocks the door to see y/n on the couch. the baby no where to be seen. "wheres the baby liebe?" he asked, "oh her mom picked her up not too long ago" "oh okay" bill said, giving y/n a kiss 'hello' in which she happily returned. after a little while of peaceful but awkward silence, bill speaks again "schatz, can we go to the room?" he asked, gulping nervously "i-i wanna talk about something with you" y/n raised an eyebrow, confused on what he wanted to talk about. "yea w-we can go to the room" they both got up and walked together to the bedroom they shared. y/n sits on the bed as bill closes the door behind him "so what did you want to talk about?" she asked, bill was hesitant to speak at first but he ended up talking anyways "have you ever...wanted a you know..." he got nervous as he spoke, beginning to stutter "a-a family?.."

y/n thought about it for a moment "i mean, yea but i dont know if ill be a good mother.." bills eyes widen "are you kidding me!? youd be an amazing mother schatzi!" bill takes y/n to the bathroom, putting her in front of the mirror "imagine yourself with a little belly, youd look so cute" bill put his hands on her stomach, rubbing it as if she was pregnant. y/n smiled, imagining if she really was pregnant, if she had a little family with bill. she would love for that to happen, but still..what if she isnt good enough to be a mom?

"i still dont know bill, what if im not a good moth-" "schatz, look at me" y/n looks to bills direction, he places his hands on her cheeks. "ive seen the way you are with kids, especially your niece. you take care of them as if they are your own..." he gets on his knees, pressing kisses on y/ns stomach. "i know you will be a good mother, and i promise to be the best father of our kids" y/n smiled, running her fingers through bills hair. "you really think so?" "yes, ever since we started dating i knew i wanted to be with you for the rest of my life. its why i married you, lets start a family together. its what we both wish for right?" bills gets up, wrapping his hands around her waist. pressing lovely kisses on her face.

"do you really think we can do this bill?" y/n asked, still hesitant on the topic. "i know we can, ive been granted my two wishes of being with you and marrying you, may i be blessed with a child from you as my third wish?" bill had the eyes of a puppy when he asked the question. he really wanted this with her.

after a little moment, y/n nods "okay, we can try and start a family" bills eyes light up when he hears her reply, "really? we can?!" y/n giggles at bills reaction

"yes, lets fulfill your wish"

[wintiundklausi]

"Mein größter Schatz!" ❤

[kokorose]

Christmas with you

Mick Schumacher x Kpop!gf

face claim: Sana Minatozaki (k-pop group Twice)

In a world where K-pop idols could publicly date and not get canceled.

Yn's username translates to YnBunny in Korean and Mick calls her Hase which is Bunny in German.

Google Translated Korean and German.

Pics from Pintrest

Allkpop posted

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Dispatch: Twice's Yn seen at Incheon International Airport. Sources say that Yn was seen boarding a flight to Switzerland. JYP Entertainment has not put out a statement as to why the Twice member was headed to Switzerland, we will update you once we get any news.

comments:

YnYn: why's Yn headed to Switzerland?? @JYPEnteraiment we need answers!?!?

username: She's so pretty.

Ynstreasure: @JYPEntertainment????

YnToki Posted to her story

YnToki: Mein Mäus (my mouse)

MickSchumacher: ❤❤

YnToki: ❤️

EstebanOcon: 👀👀

Nayeonyny: 마음에 드는 사람 (Cuties)

momo:😊

MickSchumacher posted

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MickSchumacher: mein kleiner Schneehase (my little snow bunny)

comments:

username: Mick still soft launching???

username: Mick its been 3 months, who is she?!?!

EstebanOcon: 😳😳😳

SebastianVettel: She's a nice girl Mick.

username: Sebastian met her?!?!

lewishamilton: 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

username: ummmm, Yn in the likes????

username: you're being delulu babes

username: omg cute

YnToki posted

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YnToki: I don’t mind the cold because I’ve got you to keep me warm. 🐭

comments:

jennierubyjane: pretty girl 💕💕

lalisa: 💗

username: omg!! yn officially soft launched!!!

username: MICK IN THE LIKESSS!!!!

Username: not just Mick but Gina too!???

username: Mick Schumacher what are you doing here????

username: is that Mick in her pic????

MickSchumacher posted

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MickSchumacher: some snow, good food and even better company!

Comments:

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Username: wait is that… yn?!?

Username: I swear to god that’s Yn!!!

ginaschumacher: my favorite couple!

EstebanOcon: 🤮 stop it’s too cute

Username: mick and Angie!!!

YnToki posted

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YnToki: puppies, kisses and Christmas cuddles!! I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and happy new years! 🎄🎄

And to my mäus, these last 3 months have been the greatest time of my life. I love you and can’t wait to spend many more Christmases with you! ❤️❤️

Tagged: my love

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MickSchumacher: I love you too Hase(bunny) ❤️

GinaSchumacher: YAY!!!!

Username: OMG ITS MICK!!!! SHE’S DATING MICK!!

Username: omg!!! THE MATCHING PICTURES!!

LewisHamilton: 🐰🐭

Momo: 💕💕💕💕

Username: omg the Christmas hard launch

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AllKpop: Twice member YN reveals she’s dating Formula One team Mercedes-Petronas AMG reserve driver Mick Schumacher in latest instagram post!

JYP entertainment put out a statement saying that it was Yn’s personal life and she had informed them(the company) of said relationship back in September after the couple had begun dating. They ask that everyone respects the couples privacy.

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Username: awwww good for her!!

Username: ooooohhhh he’s kinda cute!

Username: what a beautiful couple they make!!

[jenny2412]

[kismetarchive]

just found out I'm on my period so I wrote about our favorite austrian coming to your beck and call during shark week

cw: könig x afab!reader

König would unironically be those "just found out women get periods" men but it's expected. He doesn't have any sisters, his mother didn't teach him either because why would she? And the military definitely didn't teach him about the female anatomy.

So the first time when he saw you curled up under your comforter, whimpering softly and clutching your stomach he genuinely thought you were dying.

"Mein schatz what's wrong!?" Konig would ask in a panicked voice and quickly step to your side, kneeling at the edge of the bed and his rough hand cupping your cheek.

"Just my period konig..." You groggily mumble out, almost not catching how his expression changed from worry to confusion.

"Period?"

"Yea I—... you don't know what periods are you, do you?" A chuckle escapes your lips when you see konig's fallen face and his almost shameful nod to your question.

After you explained it to him you couldn't help but giggle seeing how mad he looked.

"I can't believe women have to go through that."

"Once a month for the rest of our life."

"Scheiße- I'm so sorry mein liebchen..." Konig would whisper softly, his voice smooth and gentle as his calloused hand would rub against the apple of your cheek.

From that day forward he'd always have a care package ready for you with chocolates, ice cream, pads, tampons — whatever his schatz needed. Not only that but he gladly became your heat pack for you, letting you lay under him and whine to put his full weight onto you (as much as he loved you he never did because have you seen him? he's huge. he'd crush a little thing like you!)

His large hand would run down your back and soothe you as you groaned and hiccuped about cramps, his burly arms warming you up and whispering sweet assurances into your ear. He was already a sweetheart but he would be such a gentlemen during your period.

trying to get out of bed? he'll carry you bridal style to wherever you want to go. ordering food? don't worry your pretty little head he's already ordered your favorite takeout. your mood swings making you feel irritable? hit him as many times as you want to feel better schatz, it's not like he can actually get hurt anyway.

he'd be the most understanding and doting lover during your period, ready to kneel and worship you like the goddess you were to him.

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[nameless-and-joymaking]

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[springs-hurts]

"Mere mohalle mein, Chand ko aaya hai, Eid jo laya hai, Tu hi toh nahi" 😭❤❤

[adissonsss]

PT1: Headcanons(NSFW) How Bill Kaulitz(any era) would be like in bed

Notes; This is a 150 like special! I know that 150 likes isn't at all much, but for me it is, considering I just started writing on tumblr like a week ago. Thank y'all SO MUCH!

•This post should be longer than the usual(😚❤)

•I only have 2(two) people for my current taglist.. Does anyone else want to be added?

•There is 3 sections for gender specified headcanons (male, fem, gn)

•Enjoy, much love💜💜!

•This man in bed is a switch(imo). He dislikes what you dislike and likes what you like

^(obviously if you piss him off or there's some other situation, he'll be a different guy but that's for later😛)

•With Bill as a dom, there's either a service dom, mean dom or soft dom...

^He's usually a service or soft, not wanting to deny you your usually given pleasure(s), give you any pain or sadness, and just overall hurt you in any way

•You can tell he's close and overstimulated becaue he stops talking in english, whines, and stutters in German

•Praise+dirty talk is what Bill is all about;

"You're doing so good for me, schatz." (🙏🏻💗)

"Ich liebe dich so sehr, meine liebe." (💜💜)

Fem section;

•Face-sitting. (I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL). He will die a happy and fed man between those legs of yours.

^"I'm too heavy..."

^"I'll hurt you.."

^"You wouldn't be able to breathe.."

^Yeah, about that.. Bill doesn't give a fuck, and doesn't wanna hear that bullshit again.

•Please, just give this man what he wants, which is your (actually his) pussy.

•He loves your cunt; he's licking, tugging, teasing, slobbering, and kissing, and whining all over the area

^(can and will cum from being in-between your legs just hearing your noises and tasting your sweet cum)

•He adores your tits and nips, no matter the size

•Loves them so much you'd probably start lactating from his constant affection(I'll make a seperate post abt this bc😚😚)

^(he believes in free the tits, but that's only because his hands and mouth get to become the bra)

•If you are smaller/shorter/skinner than him, he WILL have a size kink

^(pressing onto your stomach where he can barely see his bulge sticking out, comparing hand sizes while you see stars, shoving you into positions you can't even fathom)

•Spells his name w/ his tongue onto your cunt

Gender Neutral section;

•He's touchy and needy, gripping all over your body, skimming his hands all over your folds, licking and kissing all over your skin

•He'll leave bruises, bite markes, hickies, and scratches that'll be a reminder to y'all for days

•The. Tongue. Piercing. It'll feel like heaven every single time!!!

•Please. Please, tug on his hair. He can and will whine!! (bucks his hips aswell)

•Kisses your head and smooths out your hair when y'all are done, looking at you w/ a soft smile, wiping you down with a cloth, bringing you water, and cuddles you with your body laying ontop of him

•Let's say your playfully flirting with a guy, and Bill is totally pissed. He's decided he's not letting you cum tonight, so he edges you until you beg, and you beg, and you BEG.

Male section;

•Toys, toys, toys

•He will recommend jerking eachother off

•Teases + edges you like it's nobody's business

•Loves it messy, slobbery, and chaotic

•This is where I can imagine mean/hard dom!Bill comes into play...

^(him denying your orgasm over and over and over again, using a vibrator all over your messy and bright red tip, just admiring you, how exhausted and overstimulated you look, and probably are)

•The tongue piercing, again.

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•I hope this was enjoyable☺️! I tried my best🙏🏻, this was my first time writing for smut.

•I don't know German, so please excuse it if anything is wrong

G to E Translation;

Schatz = Treasure, sweetheart, dear

"Ich liebe dich so sehr, meine liebe." = I love you so much, my love.

Taglist;

@ilovebill-and-gustav

@limaswife