#meg.dashgames

[larsnicklas]

🐺, 👑, 🎶!!

🐺 Build a NHL starting line up (3F, 2D, 1G) based on a really weird criteria for comedic effect (e.g. guys with names that sound like Dylan). criteria is same name players and my lineup is: f: sebastian aho-nicklas backstrom-elias pettersson d: elias pettersson-sebastian aho g: niklas backstrom. some guys are on their off sides and not in their natural position. nicke gets centre because he has seniority and i play favorites.

👑 If you could add an award to the NHL awards, what would it be and who would be its inaugural recipient? it's been discussed by media and fans before but i agree: there's a defensive forward award (selke) but no defensive defenseman award! now that there's more data & subsequent analytics available to us i do think we should be able to honor a defenseman every year who will not be putting up the points but will be keeping goddamn pucks out of his goddamn net!! i'm thinking like. niklas hjalmarsson u know. and in the grand tradition of giving an award to a guy based on a body of work and not one particular season i don't see how you have this award and not give it to jaccob slavin of the hurricanes.

🎶 What would your goal song be and why? tongue in cheek answer is hozier take me to church. like could you imagine. i score. goal light goes on. TAKE ME TO CHURCH!!!! real answer is glory and gore by lorde. that would fuck so hard....

[larsnicklas]

hellloooo!!

💣 Blow it up: pick one NHL team. Change its name, mascot, logo/colors. Tell me why you chose the new elements.

🌟 What are your five favorite things about yourself? Come on, don’t be shy. Give me 5.

🪽 Name a NHL player whom you would: Sacrifice to the Gods, Do Hard Crimes With, and Save the World With.

🏛️ Here, have a soap box. What is one thing you feel really strongly about that you think everyone should know?

🎶 What would your goal song be and why?

💣 Blow it up: pick one NHL team. Change its name, mascot, logo/colors. Tell me why you chose the new elements. i just rebranded the b.lackhawks! but i'll do it again. it's the windy city! chicago's team is now the chicago zephyr! this time we'll do a full rebrand, colors and jerseys and all. i like the idea of the guys in black. black is such an Intimidating color you know... i think it makes guys look bigger, more imposing. so let's do black and light gray and light aqua blue. gray and blue being vaguely... wind colors. i'm imagining the blue accents being glittery like lak and vgk glittery silver and gold accents respectively. i think the logo is like a simplified swirl type thing. :)

🌟 What are your five favorite things about yourself? Come on, don’t be shy. Give me 5. hehe ok. i make good friends and hopefully am a good friend also <3, i am really hard to stress out — i'm very level headed! i have a good eye for graphic design and also i'm a good graphic designer. i cook well and love doing it! and also my hair is nice.

🪽 Name a NHL player whom you would: Sacrifice to the Gods, Do Hard Crimes With, and Save the World With. sacrifice to the gods: i know i said i wasn't going to sacrifice anyone last time i answered this. but now i'm watching caps pens. so i'm a different person. goodbye sid you had a good run. do hard crimes: ok i think. i would like to go on a crime spree with nikita kucherov. i think it would be fun. AND i think we would get away with it. save the world with: come along tj oshie. we have a world to save. (we'd do it. it'd be kind of like..... touch and go. but we'd do it. and morale would NEVER waver.)

🏛️ Here, have a soap box. What is one thing you feel really strongly about that you think everyone should know? thought about talking about nicklas but i talk about him so much already i guess i'll switch it up!!! do you people know that matthew tkachuk is really genuinely one of the best playmakers in the league. like he is really good at hockey lol. i don't think the tumblr/twt fandom perception of him is like... correct! like for instance i feel like i see people act like b.rady is the de facto better player and at this point in their careers.... that's just not correct. he's bigger! he's got a better shot. but matthew is craftier, a better playmaker, a better passer. and this is likely partly a product of being older and b.rady will grow into this too, but rn matthew walks the line of antagonizing the other team without going too far really well. he stirs things up and then skates away and picks up an assist on the power play. he's the best american winger in the game right now and i mean it!

🎶 What would your goal song be and why? hehe i previously said glory and gore by lorde BUT i'll throw in hooked on a feeling by blue suede. i think she'd get the crowd GOIN

[larsnicklas]

👑🪽💣 :)

👑 If you could add an award to the NHL awards, what would it be and who would be its inaugural recipient? i'll make up more awards!! i like recognizing guys!! in TRUE meg fashion. i will say. i think the guy with the most assists should get an award. am i making up an award to give to nicklas bäckström retroactively. yeah. yeah i am. but it makes sense? the rocket richard trophy needs a soulmate??? i am manifesting that the hypothetical naugural recipient is qhughes.

🪽 Name a NHL player whom you would: Sacrifice to the Gods, Do Hard Crimes With, and Save the World With. sacrifice to the gods: oh :( i don't know. what kind of sacrifice are we talking. i myself am sacrificing whatever is asked of me to restore nicklas bäckström's hip. do hard crimes: oh i know kris letang and i could get up to some mischief save the world: jt miller and i could save the world. he'd be kind of grumpy about it. but we'd both be back in our respective homes before dinner.

💣 Blow it up: pick one NHL team. Change its name, mascot, logo/colors. Tell me why you chose the new elements. goodbye b.lackhawks.............. since chicago is a port city, they're now called the chicago armada. logo is a sickass warship. i think we keep the iconic red and the stripes on the jersey, but we steal the blue-grey (squall grey is the color's name) from the portland w.interhawks as an additional accent color and also incorporate an off white/cream color for the away jerseys instead of bright white.