#medkit phighting x reader

[pearlescentparade]

Get me a Medkit fic where the reader is sexually frustrated and needs him, and Medkit eventually helps them out after they try to play it off after his work shift? ❤️

10 years get added onto my lifespan everytime i get a medkit request

⬧ medkit x reader smut ❤️‍🔥

you straddle medkit's lap, thighs snug around his waist while his hands leisurely roam up your back. a soft groan emits from your throat as he plants a trail of small kisses down to your collarbone. the way he precisely administers them feels methodical, as if he'd calculated these specific spots would be most efficient in evoking your satisfaction. as he moves, the soft and velvety fabric of his eyepatch brushes against your flesh. you don't fight the smile that your lips curl into from the ticklish sensation.

"mm," medkit lets out a low sigh, relishing the moment. it's rare for him to 'be in the mood', so imagine your delightful surprise when he led you to the bedroom first thing when he came home. today had gone particularly well: he hadn't been bothered for healing at all, the weather was pleasant, and he didn't have to run from any.. 'unsavory' guests. a more-than-welcome difference from the usual exasperation and annoyance.

"hehe, what's with you today?" "what was it that you told me? ah yes, 'celebrate the small things in life?' i'm doing just that. don't tell me you don't like it?" he pulls away to look up at you. to anyone else, his expression would appear as if he's uninterested. but you could tell from his brows being furrowed less, the shape of his eyes being droopy rather than tense and flat, and the ghost of a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth that he's wholly enraptured by you. of course he knows you like it. you're so giddy whenever he initiates love-making, it helps to assure you that he desires you in the same way.

"nope, i don't like it at all." leaning in, you take hold of his dress shirt's collar and bring him closer, maintaining eye contact as you do. "i love it." right after, you let yourself fall onto the bed, giggling as you bring an unsuspecting medkit down with you.

"oh, you little- that's enough," contrary to his poised and mellow tone, the kiss he captures you in is heated and passionate but certainly not sloppy. as he begins sucking on your bottom lip, your arms come up to wrap around his nape as you moan. needily, you grind your hips upward into his, sensing medkit's clothed and growing erection rub against your crotch. a husky groan escapes from him, you always know how to push him. when you decide that the clothed stimulation isn't enough anymore, your hands fly to undo your pants.

but when you hook your finger inside your waistband to slide them off, an grating ringing from medkit's red analog telephone makes you yelp and jump in your skin. an expression of concern flashes on his face, initially worried that he'd hurt you, before dropping to his usual irate look upon when he processes the true reason behind your reaction a bit later. red is a fitting color, because it perfectly symbolizes medkit's burning-hot rage at the interruption. he swears that he can't have anything good in his life.

he harshly mutters curses under his breath, "oh for fuck's- what could i possibly be needed for now?"

the agitated look in his eyes momentarily softens when he glances to you. you think it's sweet that he consciously makes the effort to abate his aloofness whenever he regarded you. "excuse me, dear." you simply nod in understanding, as he hesitantly withdraws from you and climbs off the bed to go answer the phone. of course you feel disappointed, moments like these are already hard to come by as they are with medkit. you sigh, coming to the realization that you'll likely have to spend yet another night alone. but what can you do? your lover is a busy man, especially considering that healers are few and far between in the inpherno. you are important, sure, but nowhere near as important as his work.

medkit peers at your solemn frown as you lose yourself in thought, allowing the blabbering on the other line to fade into the background. you're smart enough to know he'd take you over any duty, if he had the choice. yet it doesn't hurt any less when he's forced to pick the latter every time. and to have to leave right as you two were getting to the lively part? how uncouth.

..does the cult have 'bring your partner to work' day?

***

uncomfortably, you shift side to side on a stool situated on the other side of the room from where medkit's working. bright sparks fly out from the project that he's bent over, and the sound of whirring from various tools (in addition to the ambient hum from the overhead lights) save you from sitting in absolute silence.

apparently, he'd been called back to the temple for a commission to make some alterations to the acolytes' gears. not only that, he thought it'd do you well to go with him, since 'you looked like you didn't want him to leave so soon'. it came as a surprise, he'd always insisted that your relationship be kept under secure wraps because he didn't want your association with him to paint a target on your back. when he'd brought you, he even came up with some shoddy cover for your identity, apathetically writing you off as a mere 'assistant' to anyone who asked. today, he's just full of surprises.. but to say you're glad he didn't leave you is an understatement.

..but to say you're still horny as fuck from earlier and your pussy is absolutely throbbing for him is an even greater understatement.

doing your best to be inconspicuous about it, you start humping one of the corners of the seat for a bit of much desired stimulation. with every roll of your hips, the poor chair squeaks in distress as you defile it. you know better than to disturb medkit's workflow, especially when it comes to his job. it's fine, he can keep working, you don't need him to satisfy you! you can do it all by yourself—

"if you're feeling restless, perhaps a walk break might suffice to help?" he doesn't even look up from the gear he's tinkering with as he flatly acknowledges your noise level. his firm tone is similar to a teacher addressing a misbehaving student, an invisible warning lying beneath his polite words. though, if it was anyone else, he would've demanded them to leave straight-up rather than disguise it as a mere suggestion.

your face flushes and you pause your senseless bucking, embarrassed that you'd gotten so carried away that you forgot he could hear you. "oh- no, i'm.. i'm fine." and yet, the thought of testing how far you could take it before medkit realizes you're masturbating made your stomach flip. all he does is shrug, back still turned to you. "if you insist. then, do keep it down back there."

an idea sprouts in your mind when he revs up one of his tools.

every time he uses a particularly loud one, you grind down on the corner again. the noise from the instrument drowns out the creaking from you shamelessly jacking off on the seat enough so that medkit won't pick up on it. for extra precaution, you clasp a hand over your mouth to muffle your light moans. arousal churns in your stomach as the frame of the chair deliciously brushes against your covered clit, delivering delightful buzzes of pleasure with each press.

building to your climax is taking a lot of effort out of you considering that you're still clothed, if the sweat rolling down your blushing face and your heaving breaths are anything to go by, but you don't dare remove them in case medkit turns around and sees you. you close your eyes and imagine it's him stimulating you instead, his tongue, his hand, his cock, whatever. you didn't need him.. you can be satisfied just by the image of him, that's all you need..

frustrated, you drill your hips deeper onto the edge than you anticipated and fail to stifle the high wail that comes out. at the same time, medkit turns off the tool he's using. you freeze immediately, watching for his next move. it takes all of your power to allow the heat in your lower region to fade from the lack of stimulation, leaving only a needy ache in its place. a tremor courses through your body. he didn't hear, did he? he simply stays at the desk, like he's contemplating the next step. your horny ass hopes to the swords that he gets back to work quickly.

"i'm done." well, at least one of you finished. you scramble to a normal sitting position when medkit turns around, hiding your disappointment in failing your little game. he begins to walk towards you, however, his face grows progressively scrutinizing as he closes the distance.

medkit's hand comes up to grasp your chin, turning your head from one side to the other. your heartbeat quickens under his careful observation. "my my, you don't look too good." the back of his hand lays against your sweltering forehead. he feels frigid by comparison. "a fever, perhaps?" worry weaves itself in his tone. guilt strikes your heart. poor medkit, concerned about your health, meanwhile it's because you were being naughty behind his back.

you stammer out, "really? 'cause i feel- i feel fine! it's probably just a bit hot in here, hah.." unfortunately, you can't help but think that his hand ought to be somewhere much, much lower. the soft flesh of your thighs feel sticky as you squeeze them together, still mourning your failed climax.

medkit quirks a brow and opens his mouth, but ultimately decides to keep whatever he was going to say to himself. instead, he remarks, "i stand corrected. seems i'm going to have to work overtime."

curious, you tilt your head as he steps away to lock the door with a decisive click. then, he takes you by the hand, having you hop off your chair, and leads you to his desk. carefully, the doctor pushes all of his work from earlier aside and hoists you onto the table, earning a surprised yelp from you.

"relax, i'll only be checking for symptoms. we don't want you getting sick, do we?" obediently, you shake your head 'no'. it feels like you're digging yourself deeper into a hole. why does he have to make such a fuss over you being a little sweaty and warm?

"unfortunately, i can't find my thermometer. but i can improvise. now, say ah.." there's no room to argue as medkit prods a thumb at your lips, expectantly glancing up and raising his eyebrows at you to open wide for him. you do so. when he slips his thumb in, he instructs, "close." again, you obey, lips sitting around his knuckle. inside, his thumb swirls around, petting and pressing down on your tongue. your arousal kicks up again. the urge to suck on him is overwhelmingly tempting. no, it's simply an innocent check-up.. he's just doing his job as a doctor and your partner and looking out for you, that's all...

so why are your pants off?

a sudden gust of cool air rushing against your bare, soaking pussy hits you with the realization. your face burns with embarrassment, but before you can rush to explain yourself, medkit shoves his thumb further down your throat to hinder your ability to talk. his voice drops to a soothing whisper, "shh. i must say, you're not good at hiding. but i know you've been wanting this for some time. so allow me." he withdraws his saliva-covered finger from your quivering mouth, then uses it to spread your crying folds.

slowly, medkit lowers himself and swipes his tongue once, collecting your condensed natural wetness and drawing out a shudder from you. "yum." his sarcastic commentary almost makes you want to just shove him into your pussy, but any retort you had emerges as an airy cry after he slides his tongue deeper into your sex.

"m.. medkit-!" weakly, you squirm from the sensation. with no real intent to escape, of course. medkit chuckles. you can feel him smiling against your labia. "it's adorable, truly. did you think i paid so little attention to you? what nonsense."

his quip teeters between praise and teasing, but it carries an air of fondness either way. you understand now, it was foolish to pretend that you could do without him. every sensation he graces you with only heightens your burning desire just for him.

already, he feels leagues better than the chair. your muscles twitch as his tongue laps you up, excited from the quality pleasure they were finally receiving. he always knows exactly how to turn you into putty within seconds, how to stuff your brain with nothing but cotton and thoughts of him. all of the noises that spill from your mouth are either soft whimpers or broken up babbling as medkit hungrily eats you out. his tongue brushes against a particularly sensitive spot, bringing you back to reality as pleasure jolts you awake.

"-ah..! right there.. please-", you gasp. like an answer to your pleas, he relentlessly attacks that spot, hitting that button with unwavering consistency. your head falls back as you shakily grind into medkit's mouth, effectively riding it as you chase your building orgasm. fighting through the fog of your mind, you're able to place a hand on his head and pet him gently. in response, he hums and purrs contently, sending waves of vibration reverberating throughout your sensitive sex.

"nghh.. medkit, i'm- ah- i'm gonna.. close-!" his wet tongue feels like heaven, so much so that you can barely intelligibly warn him of your incoming orgasm. but he's more than aware, attentive as he is. with the thumb he'd stuck in your mouth earlier, he firmly massages your clit in a circular motion.

your moans climb higher and higher until the knot finally snaps, and you climax with a scream. on instinct, your thighs close around medkit's head, hugging his face as you squirt all over it. undeterred, his mouth stays on your sex, generously giving a few long strokes to help you ride out the aftershocks and drink up your nectar. when he pulls away, his face is dusted pink similar to yours and his suit jacket appears to be slipping off of his shoulders.

you're completely blissed out as you sit there, chest heaving and mouth agape. a chaste kiss on your forehead from medkit, which you barely even process, is what grounds you. your eyelashes flutter as you glance to him. he'd already wiped you down, and was beginning to clean his semen-drenched face when you'd looked over. usually, medkit hates to make a mess, but it seems he can tolerate it as long as you're the mess.

curious and sheepish, you ask, "..when did you know i was.. y'know...?" as if he had to reach into his mind to remember, he looks up as he recalls, "oh, i don't know, maybe.. the first time the chair creaked?" he then nods, locking it in as his definitive answer. "yes, i believe so." from the pile of your bottomwear that he'd sneakily shed off of you earlier, he hands you your soaked underwear, which you abashedly take and put on. the wetness is uncomfortable, but you'd have to deal with it until you got home.

you huff in offense as you shimmy your pants on, "so you knew the whole time. and here i thought i was being so sneaky..." unbelievable, that jerk knew he'd have you in the palm of his hand so he let you go on for so long!

medkit dryly laughs, "at least you don't have to worry about making dinner tonight. you gave me plenty to eat just now."

to hear such dirty talk coming from the usually reserved and classy doctor never fails to put you in shock.

(parade postscript: oh my goodness this took me like 4 days to write im so sorry about the content drought yall smut is always more time-consuming to write for </3 my early valentines gift to you all also @camiene look what youve done YOU MADE THESE PEOPLE THINK IT'S CHILL TO JS TELL ME TO "GET THEM A FIC" like im getting them another BEER OR SOMETHING /lh)

[phighter-kisser]

Can you do medkit headcannons where the reader was once buddies with him when he worked at Blackrock and recognizing each other after years in a phight? Take all the time you need ^^

I AM SO SORRY FOR TAKING A WHILE FOR THIS!! I did platonic for this, hope that's alright!

Potential ooc Medkit? I didn't find much of him to go off of so I hope this is good ^^;

'Buddies' wouldn't be the exact term for how Medkit would describe your relationship - though he did tolerate you more than a certain someone.

He, even if he would never admit it, appreciated your company. He found you easy to work with (Or, in better words, working with you didn't give him a headache.)

Seeing you gave him a sense of relief, instead of the occasional annoyance and frustration he would get when working with someone else

You two would sometimes be awake in the late hours of the night, coming up with theories and ideas til you'd pass out at your desk with an empty cup of coffee.

Then came the ever faithful day his and Subspace's arguement escalated, like, a lot.

You weren't there that day, for one reason or another. Or maybe you were, Medkit wasn't really sure. He didn't see you regardless.

Everything just felt rather numb after he left. Odd could be another word to describe how he was feeling.

He didn't like it.

He longed for his days of engendering, looking back at those days with bittersweetness

Anyways, reuniting time!!

In Short: You and Him were on different teams and you ended up punching him in the face after he shot at you.

Nothing out of the ordinary considering how Phights were.

Honestly said punch felt like a bit of a re-awakening to him. Sure it hurt, but holy crap you were here in the flesh.

He was, albeit, dumbfounded to see you again. He didn't expect to see you again, especially in a Phight of all places.

After the match, he came up to you - To say it was awkward would be an understandment. Lots of you asking questions on where he had gone and him doing his best to answer them without giving out too much.

It felt like a small piece of him was back after talking to you.

The both of you ended up going to a bar of sorts to catch up, seeing as a intermission of a Phight didn't give much room to talk.

It was nice.

Yeah.. Maybe he would actually the two of you 'Buddies'.

[h3avymachin3ry]

💉˖✧˚MEDKIT HEADCANNONS ! (request!)

feat. Medkit (established relationship)

dude im sorry i can't stop using the "___, who.." format

⭑Medkit, who finally worked up the courage to confess.

He had written a letter for you weeks ago, but he never had the courage to give it to you— until now, that is.

"Medkit? You wanted to meet me here?"

You walk into the cafe, a small chime rings through the building.

"Yes, over here."

He can hardly keep his composure, thoughts racing through his mind as you sit down at the table.

He hands you a neatly folded piece of paper.

"It's.. for you."

As you read the letter, a blush creeps up on your cheeks.

"I... yes, I'd love to date you, Medkit." You mutter, too flustered to make eye contact.

You catch a glimpse of the small smile creeping up on his face.

⭑Medkit, who loves holding hands, but would never admit it.

You notice that.. Medkit's been tense.

You don't miss the way he quickly glances at your hands, either.

Or the way he starts to reach for them, and pulls back at the last second.

"Darling, you know.. You can tell me you wanted to hold hands."

"..."

His gloved hand reaches for yours, intertwining your fingers with his own.

⭑Medkit, who memorizes every little detail about you.

He knows a lot about you. He knows what drink to order for you, he knows what sweets you like, even what kind of jewelry you prefer. Oh, and you bet this guy NEVER forgets anniversaries.

---

"Happy anniversary, my dear." He mutters, as he hands you a small gift box. Along with a handwritten note sitting on top.

"Oh! Thank you-"

You're cut off by Medkit's lips on yours. As he pulls back, he looks to the side, averting your eyes.

But he can't hide the rosy tint spreading across his face.

⭑Medkit, who feels safe in your arms.

Another nightmare.

He shot up from the bed in a cold sweat, immediately checking the other side of the bed for you.

"..Love?" He says, shakily.

"Hm? Yes, Medkit?" You mumble, sititng up and rubbing your eyes.

"Please.. hold me." He pleads.

You open your arms, laying back down as he rests his head on your chest, with your arm around him.

"I'm here for you, my dear." You almost whisper, just loud enough for him to hear.

The rhythmic rise and fall of your chest eventually lulls him to sleep. ♡

AHHHH I GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY... also first request hope this is good!!

[vinestaffery]

I'm praying that uh.. I don't know if this is gonna be answered or not but anyways!! (I couldn't hit the button to mNe this ankn for a bit)

Medkit X GN!reader Head canons before the accident?

Also I pray that this is easy to understand.🔷

hihi!!! thank you for requesting!! i absolutely understood this [and i am in love with medkit] so, i hope these are good enough!!! <3 have a nice day :3 I also somewhat based this off of the vibe of Bay City, Plastic Love, etc songs!!

PRE-MEDKIT HEADCANONS

Warnings: brief mentions of bullying Other: I made this where Pre-Medkit and GN!Reader aren't in a relationship, but hopelessly inlove with eachother. They just struggle at confessing because I love this type of trope! I also based this off of my own Blackrock Headcanon where at the start of Highschool, you must pass various tests before being placed in departments that fit you suitable in society. There is also mentions of Grav and Warp <3.

When you were brand new to the school that Medkit was at, you were hopelessly crushing on him, even though you barely interacted. You both had unique features unlike the other scientists within the department, but you were studying a completely different medium then him.

Your actual first two friends was Grav and Warp, who were close friends to Medkit. The three of yous, excluding Medkit sadly, were always bickering. But, your mind would always drift to that strange boy with glasses and bright green horns! Sometimes, Grav and Warp would catch you daydreamin' or staring at him from afar, which would influence in slight teasing. They couldn't help it, you were so inlove with him like those iconic high-school lovers trope!

That was until Grav and Warp somehow, ironically, got you intentionally partners of research with him. Quickly to blame them, you and Medkit actually got along quite well! With how you both examined small details and examined the fine details in each artifact given. He was surprised on how much of a similar level of learning you both had, but it ended up with you getting targetted for his arroudous bullying.

Medkit was known around the school, especially for how he acts and how different he is. Especially his horns, and how they are drastically different to many other Blackrockian's. They were unique, stylized with curves and fascinating features that seemed to bring out of Medkit more. It was something you fell inlove with about him, but you'd never admit it truthfully to his face.

For Medkit, it was your eyes. He's seen many robloxians in his life-time, but your eyes just stood out. How they seemed to keep him captivated, it was one of the reasons he struggled because he didn't want to look like a weirdo. He'd zone out endlessly, forgetting all of his surroundings but be amazed but your looks and your eyes. It was something he loved about you, and one of the many reasons why sometimes, you'd catch him not replying but making heavy contact. It'd make him forget how to breathe! Of course, he'd get embarrassed each time you called him out... he'd just say he was zoning out or dissociating, thinking, whatever excuse he can use to save himself.

Medkit and You were basically two peas in a pod after your first assignment with him. But, because you both studied different mediums, you were separated into a different department after a while and he was placed with a whole new person. Agriculture was your one, while his one was robotics and certain, secret project. But, that never stopped your guys endless meet-ups. Your department and his were very strict, keeping everyrobloxian on their toes and to keep a look out, since the very best were the most to survive.

Picnics were occassional, sometimes even inviting Grav and Warp alone if possible. They also studied a different medium together, which was the environmental setting, but their department was hated for it's easiness and lack of 'strong' competitors. It didn't bug Grav and Warp since they seemed to have already aced everything. Medkit and you, on the other hand, had to fight restlessly just to see one another or to complete a singular class assigned. Being one of the smartest kids was one thing in your shared departments, but you could tell it was taking a toll on Medkit.

Medkit was always one to push you away when you came to support him on heavier tasks, always saying that there is no need to help him, that you wouldn't understand. Sure, some pieces may be difficult, but it didn't stop you from helping your boyfriend friend from getting out of such a place. Medkit would get defensive, you'd retaliate but end up helping him in the end. Sometimes, you'd shamelessly get yourself into his dorm complex and finish off the work yourself.

Medkit and you would go out on dates spend time together whenever you both can. Sometimes, it'd be spending time in one anothers presence, others may be going to the parks or ice-skating. He was a pro at ice-skating, while you were to be held by him. You always got embarrassed and flushed at each time he'd hold you, sometimes even feeling him against you. It made you flare up, in which he'd get worried your getting sick!

Medkit has sketched you sooooo many times in his work books. Sometimes, he'd became so zoned out thinking about you, that he'd have someone tap him on the shoulder if he wasn't paying attention. In the end of the day, he'd always get the answer correct if possible, in a some-sort of short response and go back to thinking about you.

Subspace found out about his crush about you, and kept urging and making stupid jokes around him. It got to the point, that Hyperlaser had to separate you two from one another. It was that bad, mostly because Medkit despised Subspace. He has no right talking about you like that! And he proves it, but he also proves the fact he is so into you.

He has tons of letters in his drawers that were supposed to be sent to you, but he never had the courage. Some are even ranking before he was transferred from the shared-department you both were in. Sadly, because of being kicked out of the school after the accident, he lost all those letters. But, who knows, Grav and Warp snuck around and about and found a bunch...

You would sometimes kick your legs and dedicated paragraphs to him in your work. When it came to english assignments, especially in some parts of your class-curriculum, you'd write so many aimed sentences towards him. Of course, your teacher didn't bother to question it, since no matter what you wrote it was aimlessly on theme. It just had that sort of aimed ring to it, and I'm sure Medkit would understand what you wrote instantly.

Medkit compares you to the moon, no take backs. Sometimes at night, when he struggles to sleep, he watches the moon. It reminds you of him, especially when you are unavailable a lot. You were the moon, and he was the sun watching from afar. The stars that trinkle support each dime, each feature that he loved about you.

Nature was what reminded you of him, or small little trinkets you were able to collect. They were your reminder, and you'd dedicate each trinket to him.

Overall, you both are just two teenagers aimlessly falling in-love with one another, but are so unaware and obnoxious to every sign given!!!

[howlingmod]

under the mistletoe

summary - every phighter (seperately) x reader, as it sounds

misc - HAPPY HOLIDAYS ..... smiles

sword

"What?"

-doesn't plan it ; i don't think he knows it's a thing. no reasoning i just don't think he would be aware. he's not totally in the dark about all the little romanticisms of the holidays but this one's a little lost on hi.

-he doesn't really get it is all ......... it's cute sure, but he kisses you all the time, what's so special about this?

-he'll still get a little shy though, he's kissing you! in front of people! and you're fine with that! what! he's confident enough in your relationship, but he's still a little awestruck everytime you guys do something so intimate in public

-he likes knowing you're fine with people knowing you're together about as much as he likes to show you how much he loves you.

skate

"C'mon baby! It's the rules!"

-doesn't actively try to set it up too much. he's moreso just nudging you in the right riection every now and then and staring at it for most of the night. it's very obvious to everyone else.

-he just thinks its a staple! the mistletoe kiss is right up there with the new years kiss, it's one of the most romantic gestures out there (in his book)!

-honestly very sweet about it, will probably put his arms around our waist or grab and hold your hands to pull you closer.

-also he just likes showing you off and this is the easiest way of doing that other than all the verbal bragging he's doing that night. whoops.

katana

"..."

-not going to set it up or care much. it's a cute tradition, but nothing super important to him. plus, it's really gonna depend on your surroundings. if you're around other people, he'll keep it in mind for when you're alone (consider it a delayed one). if it's just you two, then he's a lot more likely to oblige.

-it's really up to you. if you seem nervous or uninterested, he's not going to push it at all. he'd much rather go at your pace and make sure you're ready and comfortable than pry for a silly tradition.

-he's a very sentimental kisser, so expect to be there for a few seconds. he likes taking his time so he can put as much of his heart into it as he can.

-while the tradition itself isn't anything to him, the gesture is very important to him. he's got some pretty gnarly scars, so knowing you're still willing to do something so intimate when you can see and feel them makes him happier than he knows how to say.

banhammer

"Funny seeing you here!"

-doesn't plan it really. he thinks about it, he thinks it'd be cute, but he doesn't really push you over there. he might whine about it a little afterwards if he doesn't end up doing it (it's so tropey, he has to man), but that's about it

-he takes it a liiitle seriously. he's all for traditions like this man you don't get it, he just thinks they've got such a charm to them. they're so simple and yet have so much payoff ...

-he's dropping a shitty one-liner sorry. he thinks its fun to flirt with you like you two aren't dating. he's gotta prove to you he's a good boyfriend, alright?

-sweet kisser though. if you're especially shorter thn him, he might lift you up into his arms a bit to make it easier on the both of you. if not, you're still getting pulled right up to him. it's cold outtt .... ::]

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rocket

"Well, you know what they say!"

-nudges you in the right direction. he wants at least one, it's a classic! he's pretty similar to skate in this regard.

-it's a big show of affection in his eyes just because it encompasses so many feelings for him- he gets to show you off, he gets to kiss you, AND he gets to do something stupidly cheesy, what more could he want?

-he's a little messy with it- more so because he's excited. he ends up going in a little too fast and maybe bumping eachother if you're not careful.

-he'll have an arm around your waist for the rest of the night. he's pretty proud of himself.

slingshot

"What? Oh- OH!"

-doesn't plan it at all. in all honesty, it probably happens at the cafe rather than a party. it just got thrown in with all the other holiday decorations, so he hung it up without really thinking about it.

-if it happens during the workday, he's a little iffy on it, he'd like to mantain as much professionalism as he can ... buuut he might still give you a little peck before rushing off to work on the orders. if you're alone, then he's more than happy to linger a little longer.

-the type to hold the side of your face or your shoulder while kissing. he likes the stability of it and just thinks it's cute ...

scythe

"Well well- lookey here."

-she planned this. she's the reason the mistletoe is there. this was not fate this was a grand plot and you don't even know the start of it.

-oh come on- of course scythe of all people would be all over this! it's an easy way to show off your relationship (she's possessive, sue her) and to get a free kiss. there's no way she's gonna pass up an opportunity like this.

-she makes a big show of it, sorry. she loves to get under your skin and fluster you, so she's gonna spend her time getting closer and teasing you about you looking a little embarassed.

-the kiss itself is surprisingly chaste and sweet, she likes showing you off but she's got class, alright?

shuriken

"Well, I'm waaaiting ..."

-plans it. he spends a good part of the night herding you over there at least once but most likely twice. sue him for wanting to kiss his partner...

-he's not super used to the tradition, so it's still got that allure of something new to him. he's got a hyped up view of it, so he's pretty excited and it shows in how he's grinning like an idiot the moment he gets the chance.

-this isn't to say its gonna wear off to him though- it'll get normalized, sure, but he still looks forward to it every time. it's romantic! it's cute! let him live!

-annoyingly sneaky about it too- please don't act too surprised, you're only going to feed his ego

hyperlaser

"Negative."

-it's a hard no in public. no explanation needed he's not doing it. If you really wanna you can kiss his helmet, and honestly ......... he would think it's cute. it's a stupid tradition but you pull it off.

-if you do, he'll return the favor later (once you have less eyes on you) by leaning his head against yours. it's not a huge deal but it's a little way of him sort-of doing it back .. in spirit at least.

-in private ... ehhhh. he's still iffy on it. if you ask really nicely he might lift his helmet up just enough, but that's about it. it's just not super comfortable for him.

-not a pda guy but he'll hold your hand and keep you at his side. it's nothing special toan on looker but to him it's a show of love and care- if he didn't love you, he wouldn't bother holding you so close to him. he values his space and privacy, so know that him including you in it is a way of him showing your importance to him.

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medkit

"Really?"

-doesn't plan it ; he thinks its silly. around people, it's gonna be a no, he's not super into PDA. if it's just the two of you ... you could convince him.

-he still thinks it's stupid, but he's willing to do stupid things if it means you're happy. a very chaste kisser but that doesn't take any of the sentiment out of it, he really does mean every little gesture of affection.

-he's going to hold your hand most likely, it's a little comfort to him- he's prone to squeezing your hand in a nonverbal 'i love you.'

-he'll be thinking about it everytime he sees mistletoe again for the next few days. it's driving him a little crazy he's coming home and staring at your lips a little bit while you guys tell eachother about your day. expect a few more kisses than normal

boombox

"(You wanna?)"

-the truest of neutrals. he thinks it's cute and he doesn't mind pda, but it's not something he sees as super important. he's very confident in your relationship and he's pretty affectionate already, so it's your call really

-it'll probably be just a quick peck, but that's only because he's probably kissed you a few times already and has haf an arm around you the whole night anyway

-really, it's just not necessary. you're already pissing everyone off with how sweet the two of you are you don't need the extra gesture.

subspace

"Ugh- Don't be ridiculous!"

-he's only going to realize if someone else walks him through it. he's not super familiar with all the traditions that go with the season, so a lot of them come off as pretty strange to him.

-if it's around other people, it's not happening, sorry. at most, he'll take you kissing the mask, but even then he might grumble a bit (he likes showing off, being vulnerable and recieving affection is a little different). nothing personal, he's just not taking it off around others.

-if it's just you two though ... then he can be swayed. he'll still think it's stupid and you're being strange but he signed up for that. he'll do it if only to see what all the fuss is about.

-'that's it?' and then he's doing it again the next time you ask. he is not immune.

vine staff

"Oh! Well, only if you'd like to..."

-she will not notice unless someone points it out to her. she's spent a lot of holiday seasons with shuriken and slingshot, so she just forgot this was apart of the holiday honestly. she's a lot more accustomed to the chaos than the sweeter little things (help her).

-while everyone would ask first, she's the most 'whatever' about it. It's a cute thing, don't get her wrong! she just doesn't feel the need to perform, for lack of a better term. she loves you and knows you love her, she doesn't really feel the need to show that off too much.

-if it was a smaller gathering, she'd be a little more into it, but if it's a bigger party she's happy to just talk to you about anything and everything under the mistletoe instead.

-very short and chaste but sweet all the same. she might grab and hold onto one of your hands, she usually won't let go afterwords either. smile

coil

"Aww- Did you plan this?"

-he doesn't set it up at first. the first time, he kinda forgot it was a thing- he's been busy! but once he realizes he's got a free 'kiss s/o' AND 'show s/o off' card, it's over. he's so smooth with it it's annoying. whether he meets you there so you have to stop below it or he casually leads you over while you're both talking, it might as well say gullible on the ceiling.

-like skate, he likes pulling you real close. he's a fan of physical affection, so you bet he's taking the chance to throw his arms around you. even afterwards, he'll keep an arm slung around you.

-he can't go to big parties, so he's usually just around skates gang, but he'll still take the opportunity to brag. he knows you're a catch, he knows you're sweet on him, how could he not be a little smug?

-if you pull a fast one on him and pull HIM under the mistletoe though, you can bet he's impressed. he'll be teasing you about it for a bit, but only because he thinks it's adorable.

[milkcookiekin]

if project 2025 goes through if a republican is elected as president, everyone is fucked because the president will essentially become a dictator. (when he says he won’t become a dictator aside from day one, he’s fucking lying, he’s taking away the rights of millions just by implementing this project alone) everybody is fucked.

if a woman has some sort of medical issue, or is raped and gets pregnant, no matter their age, they’re basically being forced to keep the baby because project 2025 will get rid of abortions, and they will no longer be able to prevent pregnancy. if you are a single mother, you are both demonized and at risk of having your child taken away. abortion isn’t murder if the baby isn’t born yet!! it’s not infanticide if the baby isn’t born yet!! some people can’t afford or provide for a baby!!

if you have any sort of mental health problems or physical disabilities, you will be demonized for that, and you most likely won’t get the help you need because they will treat you as if you aren’t human.

for lgbtq+ people, they could be discriminated anywhere and not face any consequences. openly coming out as an lgbtq+ person means your entire existence is fucked because you could get fired from your job at any point if your boss feels the need to fire you and you are most definitely at risk of facing retaliation and harassment as a result. for those in same-sex relationship or are only attracted to people of the same sex, you will no longer be able to adopt your own child if you want one. they will stop any and all acknowledgment of LGBTQ+ people and will see them as nothing more than lesser beings. you can be harassed anywhere and they won’t do anything about it.

this isn’t even the half of it, and if you say you agree with project 2025 and want it to happen, you are either a rich, christian white person or some edgy teen in their sweaty clothes who hasn’t washed their ass in a week. go take a shower, you nasty little shit.

i’m honestly tired because both options for presidents are awful, one supports genocide and is on the verge of death (Joe Biden) and the other plans to become a dictator (Donald Trump), and he could easily swoop in if the first guy dies during his presidency and implement those laws.

this has nothing to do with phighting and i’m so sorry for the lack of content, i’ve just been wanting to bring awareness to the danger many people are in right now, i will get back to my writing soon, but if i have a platform that i can use to voice my and many others thoughts and my concerns, i will do as such. these are only a few of the problems project 2025 comes along with. if you are not in any of these minorities, at least try to help them out because we are at risk of becoming another North Korea. what happened to the land of the free?

[interastical]

just had a silly idea....how would they respond to reader asking "would you still love me if I was a worm"...any phighters really 👉👈

`` WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I

WAS A WORM ? , ,

" ... darlin' ... what? "

SWORD

Considering how socially awkward the guy is, even with you as his partner, he'd still find himself giving you the most confused stare of his life as the question left your mouth.

"What kind of a question is that??"

When your question is left unanswered for a few short moments, you give him a raised brow and cross your arms - a stupid smirk on your face.

He's flustered, the blush on his cheeks beginning to show.

"Of.. of course I would still love you,"

He'd say, after processing your question - and after succumbing to your teasing and playful glances.

MEDKIT

The question doesn't catch the guy off-guard. Medkit knows you, and he knows how often you ask ridiculous questions when things grow silent between the two of you.

When he doesn't answer, yet still feels your gaze locked onto him, he sighs.

"Don't ask such ridiculous questions. You know I love you."

He leans in and gives you a soft kiss on your forehead, letting out a soft, comforting chuckle erupting from your throat.

Your chuckle makes him smile.

VINE STAFF

She hums, thinking over your bizarre question for a small moment. Looking down at the bed of flowers the two of you were just planting, her fingers would brush against the petals of one of the blooming flowers.

"Dear.. the way I wonder how your mind comes up with such silly questions," Vine Staff smiled, slowly and carefully picking the flower off of the bed.

She'd turn to face you, reaching her hand out and placing the beautiful flower onto your head.

"Demon.. worm.. plant.. it wouldn't matter to me." She explained. "You're still my blossom."

SCYTHE

She barks out a laugh that echoes throughout the canyons of Lost Temple - a laugh that you were convinced could be heard for miles.

The desert outlaw wiped a tear from her eye, giving you a playful smirk.

"Darlin'... the things you come up with!"

Scythe strolled towards you, her heels clicking and bringing up small, tiny clouds of desert sand as your posture shifted - instantly becoming flustered up as you felt her reach her robotic, clawed hand under your chin, lifting it up with ease.

"Whatever you are.. it don't matter. You're mine, love. Ain't nothin' gonna change that."

Scythe chuckled at your frozen state, taking the chance to steal a kiss - planting it right on your cheek.

COIL

The two of you were in the midst of a brawl between a bunch of Biografts sent by Subspace to track the two of you down. During the playful banter that you and Coil shared as you both took down the robots with ease, the question came up.

Coil shattered the face of one of the Biografts', before pausing and turning towards you, holding back his laughter.

"Did you just ask if I would love you even if you were a worm?"

You laughed - taking down one of the Biografts attempting to charge towards you, turning your head towards Coil and giving him a wink, sticking your tongue out.

Your intoxicating laughter made the hellhound erupt in laughter as the two of you moved side-by-side to fight together against the incoming group of Biografts.

" Lil' ol' you, a worm? Pshh.. wouldn't stop ya from being cute," Coil grinned sheepishly, sending his own wink your way before rushing ahead towards the small swarm of robots, leaving you stunned for a moment - processing his reply.

With a blush rising to your face, you shook your head, letting out a sheepish chuckle at his goofy behavior, before running after him to lend a hand.

[bloodyinkandquill]

phighting x reader christmas special

sup im in Honduras right now, so ill work on this intermittently, it’ll be… something i need to decide im thinking what each phighter’s christmas activities are and what they get you, yeah that’ll work, it’ll be in menu order btw

Sword:

He spends Christmas with his dad, and you’re invited! Venomshank has been alive a while but having a son to celebrate a holiday with is a new exciting experience to him, they have a lot of traditions surrounding it. Including having dinner together the night before, then Venomshank has to put out the presents at EXACTLY 11:59 because at EXACTLY midnight Sword come barreling towards the tree, it’s funny to witness, and definitely stems from when Sword was a kid. During the day itself after presents him and his dad cook an amazing breakfast together, they would probably ask what you want because they both cook each other their favorites and want to include you since you’re part of the family now.

I think Sword would definitely go with something super personalized, something that reminded him of you in some way. Or alternatively he’d also get you something rather cheesy and overly couple-y like matching sweaters that say something super over the top. He’s very sweet and loving about it and views Christmas as a family thing and you’re part of his family now!

Skateboard:

I imagine in Playground Christmas is more of a friends thing then family thing, so Skateboard hosts a big party with his friends and you! There is a lot of food and more drinks, it’s not like a crazy high energy party buts it’s also not a dinner party, he does his best to stay by your side since you’re his lover but he keeps getting distracted and running off to a friend calling him over or doing something crazy. But he reminds you how much he loves you and that he’s glad to be spending Christmas with you!

For gifts I think he’d get you something silly and fun, that makes you laugh and groan lightheartedly. I also think he’d get you your own skateboard or even maybe roller skates/blades so you can go skating around with him, he’s bashful about it saying it was just something random and you don’t have to or whatever- then one of his friends would put a mistletoe above you both with an eye roll and he’d blush but it’s a sweet and tender kiss.

Biograft:

Bro has the dictionary definition of Christmas and that’s it, so you have to teach him a lot about it. It starts to understand, not fully but he’s getting there. Its favorite part is all the lights, he thinks they’re really pretty. Since it doesn’t exactly have its own Christmas traditions he just participates in whatever you do. It might be tad awkward if it’s his first time meeting people who don’t understand it’s sentient so you might have to explain it a couple times. He mostly sits in the corner observing, or following you around like a fucking since it doesn’t understand just yet but you do so it’s the logical conclusion.

He gets you a gift late, it doesn’t realize he was supposed to get you something but then when it does he figures the logical conclusion would be to get it after Christmas because it would be cheaper anyways. I think he’d get you some sort of technology, maybe a new computer or handheld gaming console that it specifically modified to be linked to him so it can chat with you on it even if he isn’t nearby, and would make sure it’s your favorite colors.

Katana:

He’s sort of, withdrawn from Christmas, if it was his choice he’d stay home and treat it as any other day but with cafe trio and you, his plans have been foiled. Cafe trio invite you both to their apartment to spend Christmas with them. If you’re tempted to say no just remember Slingshot owns a bakery and baked so many different Christmas pastries for the event. You and Katana stay together the whole time but it’s still nice, the food is delicious and it smells AMAZING in that apartment. Katana doesn’t have great memories of Christmas due to his past but he’s willing to make new ones with you.

I think he’d get you a really nice (rather expensive) china set. And his favorite rare teas to go with it. When I say really nice set, I mean REALLY nice, probably one of a kind. He insists you do not need to get him anything but won’t fight if you want to get him something, he thanks you really sweetly and after you leave cafe trios place gives you a super sweet kiss where he can comfortably lift up his mask.

Ban Hammer:

Similar to Sword he spends Christmas with his momma, and again you are invited to join them! Their Christmas is a lot more chaotic, full of rough housing and the servants very nervously cooking a LOT of food. They eat a lot on Christmas and play fight even more, but there’s a lot of laughter and love in the house so all is well. Even if Windforce isn’t as affectionate towards you she snickers and pushes you against her son, maybe a little too hard but he catches you and his eyes are shining as he looks at you. (Pet peeve of mine he ONLY wears his blindfold during phights to challenge himself, STOP GIVING IT HIM WHEN HE ISNT SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING IT.)

As a gift he gets you front row tickets to your favorite band, and takes you out to a REALLY nice dinner, I’m talking probably a three month wait list. He also jokes that his gift is ‘his presence’ you jokingly smack some sense into him as he chuckles. Whatever you get him if it’s something he can he displays on his desk in his office, if not he gets a really good photo of you two and put that on his desk instead. It’s really sweet and probably lit up with candles behind you under the stars.

Rocket:

Again he goes to his dad’s house for Christmas, however he doesn’t spend Christmas eve night there, you and him just head over there in the morning. Zuka isn’t a great cook, Rocket’s even worse, so you settle for some basic pancakes with maybe chocolate chips if you’re feeling fancy. Then they do gifts after breakfast, they never make a big deal about it, Zuka grew up a soldier so not much time for festivities and Rocket was a street kid, so also not much time for festivities. So they don’t do too much, just enough that it feels like a special nice day but it’s not over the top. They think of it as just a nice day to relax and spend together and with you now, Zuka approves of you since you make Rocket happy so he gets you a little something, probably just some bux honestly.

Rocket gets you a big ass plushie, I imagine he has a lot of his own so he gets you one he thinks you’ll like, of some animal you like but huge, perfectly shaped for cuddling. He’d also get you a custom candle, colored and scented to your favorites with some stupid name that’s some sort of inside joke between you two. He also gives you a handmade coupon for a kiss, it’s so cheesy and honestly embarrassing that it’s cute, he’s a dork but he’s your dork.

Slingshot:

As mentioned him and the siblings host a small get together at their apartment, you and Katana are invited, he doesn’t go so it’s just you four. He asks you to come over the day before to help, or at least offer emotional support, as he bakes a lot of stuff for the next day. Gingerbread and other holiday treats galore. He asks what your favorite cookies are, if he doesn’t already know, and bakes a batch of those as well. If you don’t have any baking skills you just sit on a part of unused counter and maybe occasionally stir something for him. If you can bake you divvy up the work 50/50 and get to it, it’s a mess of pass the flour and where’s the butter but it’s fun and sweet. You and him make sure Vinestaff and Shuriken don’t enter the kitchen to mess the pastries up or to steal batter or cooling cookies. The next day you two are beat and just enjoy sitting together on the couch eating your hard work and watching Shuriken and Vinestaff bicker as usual.

For a gift Slingshot makes you ready to bake dough in a tupperware of your favorite cookies so you can make them at home super easily whenever you want them. He also gets you some cat themed trinkets, he really likes cats, freaking cat boy. (/silly) Shuriken and Vinestaff also get you something but it’s smaller and just a peace offering since you’re dating their boss, even if they have more of a sibling relationship with him anyways.

Hyperlaser:

He doesn’t really do Christmas, it’s not that celebrated in Blackrock and his job keeps him really busy, but he still tries and makes a time for you, if not on, around Christmas to have a night together. You just enjoy a simple home cooked meal at him place, making it together as Princess walks around your feet meowing for a piece of food. Get that you sit down together on his couch, snuggle up with a blanket and watch some movie, probably some action movie most Christmas movies are far too cheesy for Hyperlaser’s tastes. After you eat you exchange presents and split a small little cheesecake he bought. It’s nothing big but it’s so distinctly him that it makes you happy anyways.

As for the aforementioned present he doesn’t do anything much, just something small but meaningful, some sort of personalized trinket of sorts. Like if you go drinking with him and Katana he gets you a small bottle of your favorite drink and maybe a small but nice cup. Again nothing big since he is rather indifferent when it comes to Christmas.

Shuriken:

Once again, the cafe trio Christmas party. This time you’re helping him cause chaos, trying to steal pastries when Slingshot isn’t looking or doing little gag pranks to Vinestaff. Can’t forget pranking each other! You arrive a little after noon once the siblings have finished with their cheesy family time, all the baked goods have been prepared already so Vinestaff is in the kitchen working on the actual dinner so it’s just you and Shuriken at first doing random stuff since Slingshot is tired and Vinestaff is busy. Though between the chaos you have some sweet moments, Shuriken can be gentle and loving when he tries to, and he tries on Christmas.

I think gift wise he’d give you an unlimited free pass to Thieves rest, Slingshot objects but it’s more for show, he knows you won’t abuse it and you make his sudo-brother happy so oh well. He also gets you a shirt that says like a cringiest cheesiest thing, like something a middle aged mom would wear or one of those fake funny ones like ‘Christian dads against cool math games’ or whatever. You laugh and bomp him on the head since it’s so stupid but sweet still.

Scythe:

The church makes something special about Christmas, it’s a big ass event that seeing as Scythe is a very high ranking person in the church she busted her ass of planning and bossing people around for it. So once Christmas finally comes around she glad to finally have more time with you since she spent so long away from you working late hours preparing for it. After she says her greetings to whoever she needs to she immediately pulls you away to the side to make out with you, specially a special spot she planned out and put a mistletoe at as an excuse, and maybe to push some underlings under it for some entertainment. She also drinks quite a bit but she’s a heavyweight so at most she gets a bit tipsy, she’s just glad to have some time to take the edge off and wind down more.

Gifting she gets you some bigger more expensive gifts, most were probably stolen or taken from her assignments. She gets you a really fancy bottle of wine, expensive jewelry, all that kind of stuff, as well as a promise to spend at least a week straight with you after New years since right after this party she has to plan the new year’s party too, oh well at least you know soon enough she’ll spend time with you and probably spoil you as an apology for how long she was busy and away from you.

Medkit:

As mentioned the church treats Christmas as a big event, which he’s not as busy as Scythe but he still has to contribute to the planning and whatever, especially if anyone gets hurt. He views it more as a chore if anything, it was never that big of a thing in Blackrock and now he has to pretend to want to be at some dumb big party. Assuming you are not also in the church he returns home rather late at night and flops down on your bed with a groan. You exchange presents in the morning and go out for a simple easy brunch together. He’s not big on celebrating it but if you want to do something he won’t complain.

He doesn’t get you anything big, probably something pertaining to a hobby you might have, it’s just a smaller thing but it’s still sweet, he thinks gifts are pointless since they can be given anytime why put so much emphasis of these ones? But he will thank you for whatever you get him.

Boombox:

As mentioned I imagine in Playground Christmas is more a friends get together holiday, so you attend Skateboard’s party he hosts. You two stick together but as the night goes on Boombox gets rowdier and louder, but you’re used to the louder and calmer sides of him. Before the party he doesn’t do anything special you just meet up in the evening and go to Skateboard’s place together, unless you want to do something but he’d prefer to do it the day after since he prefers to only do stuff half the day, or so. But he won’t fight if you want to do something together that morning.

He makes you a specialized mixtape of all your favorite songs and songs that remind him of you, and to go with it a small portable music player to listen to it, sure could it have been easier to do like a spotify playlist on your phone? Yeah, but where’s the fun in that! He also gets you your favorite candies and chocolates to go with it.

Subspace:

As I’ve said like 20 times Christmas isn’t that big of a thing in Blackrock, it’s not contributing anything so why waste time celebrating? So being the head engineer for the Blackrock government means he doesn’t really do much about Christmas. However he does invite you to his lab, something he rarely does, and shows you something he made you, after that you leave and wait for him to return home, you have some hot cocoa and go to bed.

The something he made you was a personalized small Biograft, about the size of a Chigraft, specially engineered and designed to assist you with everyday life and have a programmed personality he thought you’d like, it’s also painted to be your favorite color instead of orange, unless orange is your favorite color. He lets you name it and tells you all the intricate details of how he customized it, even if you don’t understand any of the words he’s saying.

Vinestaff:

Once again, you go to the Christmas get together at her, Shuriken and Slingshot are hosting, it’s just you four since Katana declined. When you first arrive you help her ‘give gifts’ to all her plants, which entails giving them specialized fertilizer and watching as she fawns over all of them. Then you help her in cooking dinner, it’s nothing too fancy just some traditional Thieves Den dishes and maybe one or two bonus holiday additions. She’s not amazing at cooking but she’s at least better than her brother, who’s trying to prank you two as you cook unfortunately. After dinner though you all relax and exchange gifts it’s a sweet moment the air filled with laughter as she snuggles up against you.

She gets you a starter kit to grow your favorite flowers, a special bag of soil, a cute pot, and the seeds obviously. You may have to wait until it’s the proper growing weather for the flowers but it’s still a super sweet and thoughtful gift. She also gets you a spa set, amazing creams and lotions, all in your favorite scent, not to mention a nice neck pillow specifically for a bath.

Coil:

Again, Christmas in Playground is a friend’s holiday, so you go to Skateboard’s apartment for the party he hosts that both you and Coil were invited to. You arrive some of the first and watch as Coil jokes around with Skateboard as he sets out the last of the snacks and drinks, poking fun at him in a friendly way. The party doesn’t have a ton of people but still it’s not a small thing either, so you have people to chat with whenever Coil runs off to joke around or grab snacks. You probably crash at Skateboard’s place for the night since they’re best friends and have that permission, you wake up the next morning with a headache and glitter on your face you don’t know where it came from. But it was still a fun night with your lover.

I think he’d get you, oh man Coil is tough, stuff he stole from Blackrock nobles, like maybe jewelry, items from traveling, or even a fancy ass bottle of alcohol. Or maybe a gag gift, something funny and jokey that leads you to start play fighting, I’m honestly not so sure about him my apologies.

alright and that’s a wrap! that was fun to write, i’m currently at dinner i’m not at home i’m on a cruise waiting on my steak, today we hit honduras tomorrow we hit belize! it’s been fun and i got some art i needed to get done for my best friend done, we did an art exchange for christmas on top of the pins of empires season one characters, we’re matching roseblings! i’ll hopefully have the venomshank request done and posted soon, im hoping tomorrow at the latest, have a merry christmas everyone and would you guys like me to do the same thing but for any other characters? if so send a comment with the character but if you want to be anon send it on my personal account @inkcoveredmoon !!

unfortunately i do not know much about chanukah so i will not be doing a special for it, im not christian but we celebrate the christian holidays in my household

[nonymous-nb]

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"Cruelty."

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Just a small drabble due to boredom.. :)

You were his first, and so was he to you.

Medkit and you have been dating for about 2 years.. you both were happy together, people had told the both of you the you guys were like a one true pair. You both were perfect, until the day where you lost feelings for him. You didn't mean to, you swore, it was just how life wanted it.

You both talked it over and tried to do some different things, Medkit knew he needed to let you go though he still tried as he loves you dearly and suggested trying and maybe hangout.. maybe it'll change? Then the time came, where Medkit had to hold himself back from breaking as you utter the word.

"I'm sorry.."

You felt bad, you wanted to comfort him and tell him it was fine, but you knew it's better than trying to continue this one-sided relationship. You were about to leave until Medkit took your hand.

"one.. one last hug..?"

His voice.. it was broken.

"One last hug.."

You then held him in a tight hug, you felt his figure shaking slightly, as he hugs you tighter. He wanted to fight for the both of you, he wants you, he wants you so bad.

why was life so cruel to him?

Now there he was, watching you with someone else, hand in hand. His hand twitched as he wished that you didn't lose feelings, now he's just there in the corner.

He stood there; watching as you gave his enemy a kiss on their forehead, the scientist letting out some giddy nonsense sounds.

"..."

"Why is life so cruel to me?"

*runs away 🏃*

[phighterss]

Their reaction to the reader proposing. Like dramatically dropping down to one knee with the ring 🎉

ps: this is all written assuming ur already in a committed relationship with them

scythe

cups her face in her hands and does the loudest little squeal known to demonkind and sweeps you off your feet into a bone crushing hug. yes she accepts!! of course she accepts!!!! you're her little sugar wugar lil bugaboo after all!!

medkit

just...... stares. at your face, then your forearms, then your hands, then the ring. mouth a little agape in shock he standing there like "O,O" he doesnt say anything for a bit hes PROCESSING ok this doesnt happen everyday and he surprised af!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gently cups the back of your hand and takes the ring. gives you a chaste little kiss on the lips and whispers his approval. yay!!!!!!!!!!

the broker

stands there shocked for a minute or two its almost concerning. does a little giggle and after picks the ring out and slides it onto his ring finger. he doesnt even say anything just a little knowing smile. ten minutes later he will kiss you utterly senseless he is quite the joyful fella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[randombuddys]

Reader Texting Medkit : *sends a voice message*

Medkit : Im little busy , is this urgent?

Reader : Nahh don’t worry, maybe listen it later

*later*

Medkit : *press play the voice message*

Reader voice message : THERES A- *subspace ult phinister sounds*

[acupofinkedblood]

Medkit x nurse reader

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• As much as Medkit hates his job, he still gotta make a living somehow. You can’t really expect something more or less from a man who literally bathe in a bucket anyway. Overall, work is work, and even though when he hates it, he still has to be responsible for whatever thrown in his face. The workload was undeniably a lots for him to bare alone, so he did appreciate assistance, which in this case - you

• You, who decides to become a nurse in his clinic because barely anyone is there to compete for that spot with you. If you don’t have a license, who is he to judge? You gotta work for your bills somehow as well. But you still take things professional, that is what matters the most. Just don’t screw up an operation or anything

• Working with Medkit wasn’t that bright of the star really. The man was quiet. He kept most of everything to himself. Your usual conversation with him doesn’t last for approximately 5 minutes, and most of it was about work. But don’t worry, it wasn’t hellish

• It starts as a simple “Good morning” and “The patient requires some words with you.” It will take you a while to get this man to lower his guard around you. The friendship that blooms between the two of you is slow, since he isn’t the type to do small talks occasionally. You just have to give him time to learn how to appreciate your assistance, or your presence in general

• And it will be a very long time before he takes it easy around you

• When he finally warms up to you — or at least, trusts you enough — you will find yourself hear the doctor’s comments about pretty random stuff. One moment he is greeting you a good start at work then right away he starts telling you how dumb some patients can be sometimes. It can be pretty out of pocket, but hey, at least you know he has quite the vocabularies in his mind

• Let’s be honest here, even when it is your passion to lend a hand to other demons, being a medical helper in a place like Inpherno can really give you certain headaches. How many times have you patch up a demon who blew himself up accidentally? How many times you stare at some certain idiot that skates his way right into the wall? Honestly, you start to understand why Medkit has that resting bitch face all the time while he was at work now. And when you complain to him, he just gives you a knowing ‘About damn time you get me’ look

• Don’t be surprised when you two became the tired duo of the clinic. You two complain to each other a lots about work-related stuff. Even when you are still less insufferable than him, that tiredness of his gets to your look a bit

• And your relationship with him just grow gradually from that

• When Medkit realizes his feeling for you, he freaks out

• Commitment is scary to Medkit, especially when he literally has a target on his skull and the Cult’s eye following him in the dark. He will go through denial first, his mind will be a mess. And it doesn’t help the fact you two are literally colleagues - there is no way he can avoid you without making it awkward. He doesn’t want to put you in danger. Yet at the same time he still finds himself yearn for your company

• He tries to figure what to do, even throwing his dignity away to ask Sword about what should he do. When you see him confess, keep in mind that this man has literally stay up every nights and mentally rehearsing his line over again. And one time when you find him having a smoke break after a tired shift, the nicotine messes up with his exhaustion, and those words just slip off his tongue without him realizing at first. He can feel his heart drop, anxiously waiting for a rejection—

• But then you chuckle

• When you confess that you feel the same, he almost freezes on spot immediately before you have to call for his attention. The good thing about it is that he can finally stop being such a wimp about fearing rejection now

• As for the lovey-dobey stuff, he isn’t that fond of physical touch at first. Be patient with him, this man is a walking load of trauma already. The first approach he will engage in with is mostly act of service. When he finds himself having enough confidence to be vulnerable around you, be ready for gentle lingering touches

• If you smoke, then you two have cigarette breaks with each other occasionally as well. It is good for stress relieving, at least for Medkit

• He cares for you, but won’t admit it aloud though. One time when he is tired and passed out, you put a blanket over him before taking care of everything else. The next time when it is your turn to collapse while writing a patient’s report, you wake up with a blanket over your shoulders. He says it’s returning a favor

• Now for the fun random stuff

• You remember his coffee order by heart. One time you accidentally drink his cup instead of yours, you almost spit it out because goddamn it’s literally as dark as a black hole. And the thing that terrifies you most is the fact he is immune to the strong caffeine by now. He is dead serious when saying that stuff can’t even keep him awake at night. You make a mental note to stay away from this guy’s coffee. Just the scent alone keeps you awake at night

• If you match his sassiness, then congrats, you are in for a ride. It’s never dull in his clinic when Medkit is being sassy. Getting used to that new side of his has its benefits. You understand what each other is thinking about just with a glance, which usually be used when you two side-eyeing a patient, like a ‘This guy can’t be serious’ kind of glance

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

Note: Don’t mind me I’m just a bored lad

[pearlescentparade]

I LOVE MEDKIT TEEHEE ill do headcanons cus i need to get thru these requests!! sorry chat u shouldnt have given me the option to do less work </3

also this was the request that I TOTALLY DIDNT POST ACCIDENTALLY WHNE I MEANT TO SAVE IT TO DRAFTS. THIS IS TOTALLY 😁😁😁NOT THAT REQUEST😁😁😁😁😁 IDK WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁

⬧ medkit nsfw headcanons ❤️‍🔥💞

will only ever be a top, it would take a lot of trust for him to allow himself to be placed in a vulnerable position. in fact, getting to that point in your relationship where he's comfortable with sex takes much patience and time

not very experienced, he's barely even had romantic partners. has to rely on your guidance, so he's very awkward and stiff at first but he eases into it soon enough. but best believe that you're in good hands, because medkit is a fine service top. he would always checks on you to make sure he's doing okay and that you're enjoying it

slow and sensual, he believes sex is more enjoyable when partners can fully savor each other. though if he's particularly stressed that day from being pestered for healing, he lets himself be more rougher

it's never an immediate jump into sex with medkit, there's usually quite some foreplay involving passionately making out and wandering hands. medkit rarely initiates intercourse himself, he has a low sex drive + it's typical for him to suppress his wants, so he rarely acts on them. usually you're the one expressing your desire, but it doesn't mean he doesn't want you just as badly

crazy good at humiliation (it rolls right off the tongue with his sardonic personality) but he would much rather praise you and tell you how beautiful you look. though he enjoys forcing you to use your words to say what you want

also likes to be called sir, would dabble in a little power dynamic roleplay if you want to. if you make him do a doctor/patient roleplay, he'll do it, though reluctantly because he thinks it's corny and "medical malpractice".

if you interrupt his reading with your need, he'd make you read the book for him while he fucks into you. any mistakes or pauses, and he'll stop and refuse to continue until you read the paragraph correctly

his favorite positions are the ones where he can see the adorable faces you make and know that you're getting pleasured

pretty quiet during sex, he gasps and grunts

he'll never admit it out loud, but he's a thighs fan. likes being squished by them as he gives you cunnilingus

his stamina level is okay, he'd be satisfied with one round. but if you're still needy, you can convince him to let you bounce on his cock without him doing anything

lets you cockwarm him as he's busy doing paperwork

prefers to have sex with the lights off, he doesn't like being perceived. sometimes he'll even have you blindfolded, delighting in the sheer trust that you have in him

his crystal glows when he climaxes

not opposed to using or even creating sex toys, he was an ex-scientist after all. adores seeing your reaction when he surprises you with one during sex, and watching you unravel from the pleasure you're receiving from both him and the toy

he does NOT play around with aftercare. he asks if you're feeling okay and ensures you're not feeling any pain, cleans up, and makes sure you eat a good meal and hydrate before joining you in bed again (parade postscript: less headcanons this time around but theyre more detailed, hope that's okay!!)

[gr3milinz]

I...uhhhh *rotates ur medkit*

[vinestaffery]

first meeting: medkit & subspace

MEDKIT wasn't that talkative when you came around. when valk and dom had introduced you for the first time, you were reckless and ignorant to the damage the opposite team was doing, to the point he was healing you the entire time. he was disappointed when he found out that the team had won because of your reckless nature, that his patience and composure for the direst situations were only aimed towards you. despite his limits of tolerance, his anger did come to matters of ignorance that would throw away all that match fighting. when you finished the match, he berated you the entire time. yelling at how stupid you acted, how the match would've unfolded correctly if you had only taken care of yourself throughout the entire time. the tension between the two of you's as you argued, other phighters spectated throughout your argument. you couldn't believe your ears when you heard him insult your gear, how you fought and such! your timing and attacks were horrible, and your defense was terrible! you were in complete shock. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "[...], are you even paying attention?!" Medkit finally exclaimed, unable to contain his frustration any longer. His voice boomed across the arena, drawing the attention of both phighters and spectators alike.

"You can't just charge in blindly like that! You're putting yourself and others at unnecessary risk!" He continued, his tone a mixture of exasperation and angered concern for you at most.

Despite his sudden outburst, [...] seemed unfazed, shrugging his words with a careless wave of their gear. "Relaaax! I got this, I know exactly what I'm doing," you replied nonchalantly. This response only served more frustration to Medkit then it should've.

He couldn't believe how nonchalant they were, especially since he was having to only pay attention to them. Throughout the remainder of the match, Medkit's attention was divided between his duties as the doctor and his growing irritation towards [...]'s reckless behavior.

When the match had concluded, crowd's slowly dispersing, Medkit couldn't shake off that lingering sense of disappointment.

The echoes of the phighting match had faded, leaving behind a tense silence in the arena. Medkit approached [...] with a determined stride, his expression a mix of frustration and concern.

"[...], we need to talk," he said firmly, his voice cutting through the quiet air.

[...] turned to face him, their expression defiant. "What's there to talk about, Medkit? I fought my way through just fine," they retorted, crossing their arms defensively.

Medkit shook his head, his patience wearing thin. "That's not the point, [...]. You were reckless out there. You put yourself in unnecessary danger," he argued, his tone edged with exasperation.

[...] scoffed, rolling their eyes. "I can handle myself, Medkit. I don't need you hovering over me so overprotectively," they shot back, their words dripping with defiance.

Medkit's frustration boiled over, his voice rising in intensity. "This isn't about me being overprotective! It's about you being ignorant and putting yourself at risk. Do you even realize how dangerous your actions were?" he exclaimed, his hands gesturing emphatically.

[...] bristled at his words, their own frustration bubbling to the surface. "I'm not ignorant, Medkit. I know what I'm doing," they insisted stubbornly, refusing to back down.

Medkit sighed heavily, running a hand through his hair in frustration. "You may think you do, [...], but there's a difference between confidence and recklessness. You need to learn to listen and be aware of your surroundings," he urged, his voice softer now, tinged with concern. "We could've lost, and it would've been all your fault."

The tension between them hung thick in the air, neither willing to concede their point. But beneath the heated argument, there lingered a mutual understanding – a recognition of the importance of safety and knowledge in the unforgiving world they inhabited.

In the end, as the echoes of their argument faded into the distance, Medkit and [...] both knew that their disagreement stemmed from a place of care.

SUBSPACE was a more ... stranger, and definitely more interesting than any other phighters yet. He was known as "Subspace T. Mine," and worked at the head of Blackrock's robotics division, and was a scientist tinkering with energies of crystals shared between his two sharp horns. It was quite interesting, to say the least, catching your attention. His skills were intriguing, watching him constantly bicker towards his creation and another masked-figure who was to be named 'Hyperlaser'. When he first met you, he preached himself higher then you were, which made you a bit iffy at the start. But, soon you started to get used to his weird-antics and his sayings, as-for speaking in third-person was his way of communicating. Sometimes, you'd catch him fixing his robot creation, 'Biograft', who had also caught your eye with his interesting ideology and interactions with Vine Staff. But, it didn't change the strange interaction you shared with Subspace at all. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The sun blared horribly, as the putrid smell of gunk and disgusting smell of rotten fish seemed to be emanating from the phighter right next to [...]. They glared, looking up to face the tall figure above, their arm patched, though it seemed useless with the obvious bleeding and small smoke. They couldn't help but be a bit curious.

They coughed, "What's going on with your arm? It looks... pretty bad." Subspace's eyes darted to face down to you, raising a brow as he just smiled. "Well!!! Aren't you such a curious one? Maybe it's at these times, you shouldn't stick your nose into things that don't matter to you..." He snarled a smile, but it was obvious he disliked your curiosity.

"Well..." [...] embarrassingly looked away, but looked back. "It sorta adds character, is it like a... souvenir from a failed experiment or something?" Subspace looked away, then back to his arm as it lifted up. His skin slowly shuffled on it, disturbing you as you held back a gag.

"This old thing? Well!" He puffs out his chest proudly, "I, Subspace T. Mine! Head-scientist at Blackrock's Robotics Division, mastermind behind many of our ingenious creations, has never failed an experiment! I am infact, working on a groundbreaking energy source for our faction," The demon rambled.

You couldn't even understand half the thing he had just said within his words. You just shook your head, concerned on the demon's mindset. You raised a eyebrow, skeptical, "Oh, really? And what's this energy source supposed to do?"

Subspace's eye had a gleam, "If I told you, [...], I'd have to disintegrate you! But of course, you'd know nothing about that at all with your tiny, itty bitty brain!" You rolled an eye at this improper behaviour.

"Yeah, yeah, Subspace. We've all heeeard about your big plans. Just make sure you don't blow yourself up at all to smithereens with your strange experiment, 'kay?" Subspace smiled wickedly.

"Ohh, don't worry your little head about that, [...], I have everything under control... mostly."

You shook your head, amused. "That's what worries me."

hello!! im very proud of this, as for this is my first time i believe i have actually felt comfortable and happy with my writing. this is not proof-read, i hope you guys enjoy these stupid little scenario type of situation!

[dreamingofawhiteswan]

Yandere Subspace x reader x Yandere Medkit

WARNING: Yandere themes, generally creepy behaviour, slight Subkit at the end

Notes: Apologies, I could not decide who would win in a brawl. As such, they are collaborating.

Back in the day, you felt like a third wheel.

Your old coworkers, Subspace and Medkit, would bicker a minor amount. You never really paid attention to either of them, as they both seem to exist in their own world. It's only on small occasions you saw them get along.

That being said, they certainly paid attention to you.

If you even had so much as a scratch, Medkit would be all over you. You kept insisting he not stress himself, he hated healing! Yet he would tell you to "sit still" as he examined you.

He'd rub all over the injury, manhandling you into uncomfortable positions for better access. "Be quiet." He'd sternly tell you, "I need to focus.".

He likes to take his time and be methodical, checking things more than necessary. It became more of an annoyance than anything.

But it's not like Subspace was any better. Every other week, he'd drag you around to go stare at crystals. He'd keep your hand squeezed as tightly as possible, cutting almost all your blood circulation. Your hand would feel numb after.

"Oh, come on!" He'd whine. He always went on long whines if you didn't feign interest in whatever he showed you. You knew that as a higher rank, he could get you fired.

If anything, he used his higher position to make you constantly work with him, Medkit being thrown in by the government to his annoyance. He was practically beaming when Medkit left despite the injuries he sustained after.

Barely three years after Medkit left, you followed in kind. Subspace was getting far too possessive and if you worked on another crystal you might go insane. Point is, you finally got to leave that hellhole and never have to see Subspace or Medkit ever again.

At least, that's how it was meant to be.

You moved to Thieves' Den, relatively peaceful if you could defend yourself. Kick away any stray thieves, and don't be a dick or Silver will kick you. Those were the rules you lived by.

However, the place wasn't cheap. Your wallet was consistently quite light, so you figured a side hustle would do you good. What better than professional phighting?

You head to the Flipside tower, get all signed up, and not before long you get your first few matches. A lot of people you don't recognise, a couple that you do, and thankfully no disaster duo.

You end up clicking a bit with Shuriken. He has a nice enough attitude despite spending half the match rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. Does he really get worked to the bone to have eyebags that heavy?

Funnily enough, you stop being paranoid about reuniting with Medkit or Subspace during the phights, you never placed on a team with either. It causes you to relax, making you forget to check your surroundings.

And they come to you.

You were just walking out of the Flipside tower, until a pair of arms grabbed you. The stranger places his face by your ear, whispering a barely sane "I finally found you.". You would recognise that voice anywhere.

Of course, where Medkit and you are, Subspace isn't far behind.

A foul smell floods the rooms, almost making you gag. Medkit places his hand on your neck to prevent any sort of sickness from you, before turning the both of you around to Subspace.

By the Swords, you can't help but wonder what happened to him. He's positively beaming, but he's wearing an entire gas mask now. You knew his condition was getting worse, but with both that smell and the mask, you wonder if you had just left early.

"Oh!! My dearest, there you are!! Now, if this twat would UNHAND you, that would b-"

"I won't let go, not again." Medkit interrupts Subspace, holding you tighter against him. The hand on your neck releases just so he can take his revolver out of his holster and point it at Subspace.

Subspace, in kind, summons a strange crystal in his hand, and has it float around him, before pointing it at Medkit in the same manner as a gun.

You can barely even comprehend what's happening, the seconds they spend staring each other down as if it could kill the other frightens you. What makes you so special, or did their disagreement really breed this level of hostility?

"Medkit."

"Subspace."

You struggle a little against Medkit's grasp, trying to just run as far away as possible. Medkit simply tightens his hands on you, restraining you in all the ways he used to. Subspace uses his momentary distraction to approach, getting within touching range of you.

"I have... A proposition." Subspace begins. "Why not let them decide?" He starts to rub at your legs, shifting your clothing to get at your skin. You barely notice that the crystal he was holding has vanished.

"No. I disagree." Medkit replies, continuing to leave you held in his grasp. "There's a much better solution. You want them to bleed, right?" You hear him place his gun back into his holster.

"Correct." Subspace nods. You think back to those moments where they agreed on something. They never told you what they were talking about.

"And I want to be their personal doctor." Even though they never got along, those days they seemed to be like best friends. You had only assumed it was due to finding common ground.

"I see. So what you're suggesting is..." But now, you're just starting to learn what that topic was.

"That we share them. You can torture them for a week, and I can heal them back up for a week. Of course, during special occasions we can both visit. I hate to work with you, but the situation calls for it."

What on Inpherno is Medkit saying? Does he even hear himself? The words sound alien to your ears, even though Medkit says them as if it's perfectly normal. You never thought you'd look to Subspace for help escaping a crazed Medkit, but here you are.

He thinks for a bit, before deciding to ignore your silent plea with a "Very well. I accept!".