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[deliciousmicroplastics]

Somebody just came into this specialists office pulling a dog behind them on a skateboard

[ghostlynimbus]

At the doctor's office today they were having trouble getting my blood pressure readings (they always do) but managed to eventually get it done and the nurse joked that it turns out I'm not a vampire after all and both spouse and I were just immediately like "how unfortunate"

[kommunistkaitou]

My fun hobby of running late for doctors appointments and running to make it and also getting really nervous so that it looks like I have high blood pressure when my BP actually tends to be low in my everyday life 👍

[genderkoolaid]

medical literature about intersex people be like "there are problems that can be caused by forcing surgery on babies. luckily we are solving this by forcing surgery on even younger babies. it is vital that this baby CANNOT be left alone to develop normally. here is our 36 step guide on which surgeries you should force on which babies. also some people have said that forcing surgeries on babies might be "harmful" so consider that too I guess"

[mutant-blogging]

Another blood test for the chronically ill queen

[cheebuss]

hyena ass thang

[nyanfaer]

First thing I did this morning was call paramedics

This after a week of non stop medical bullshit

I think every nerve in my body is fried rn

[othertragedy]

I really like how these turned out wahh

His early concepts are weird looking but i've come around to like how he looks now shjhfj Say hi to Sterling that's his surname.

[elisegravesbondageliberation]

To begin, this is a great time to underscore the following message - DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. Elise restrains her patient in a leather straitjacket with an electro ass plug before securing him to her medical chair with multiple leather belts. He is wearing a latex catsuit and latex hood. Nopston seems weirdly calm, or perhaps frozen, considering the invasive treatment he is about to undergo. Elise tries to relax him with some electricity flowing up his ass as well as a vibrator on his cock before moving on to the intubation procedure. Using a supraglottic airway device, a device that can be inserted into the pharynx to allow ventilation, oxygenation, or for the purposes of anesthesia, Elise carefully slips the device into the throat of Nopston. These devices may be used as a temporary method to maintain an open airway during the administration of anesthesia, as an immediate life-saving measure in a patient with a failed airway, OR they can be used for kinky fun with those who are extremely perverted and who have diligently trained themselves to easily accept this device down their throat. Again, PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! Once the device is inserted into Nopston’s pharynx, Elise explores how that one tube actually controls all of his access to air. The nose no longer is functioning. He is not able to speak. All his air flows through the small tube sticking out of his mouth. Elise wants to automate this breathing process and therefore connects Nopston to a ventilator. It is this machine that now maintains Nopston’s breathing. Next, Elise attaches a couple electro bands to Nopston’s genitals, and cranks up the electricity before generously applying vibratory stimulation to the head of his cock. It isn’t long before the bound and helpless Nopston is blowing one very giant load!

[mrfuneralgay]

hey guys this is the worst thing ive ever drawn also im like 60% sure someone has already done this and i havent seen it

im very sick rn and yesterday i had a fever dream that approximately 10 medics were chasing me around saying they would heal me and asking if i had taken my meds. i woke up several times because of my throat hurting and every time i fell back asleep they were all there.

[ghostlynimbus]

Headed back to prompt care 😔

[lesbianshepard]

i think we need to put a moratorium on cis people using "AFAB" and "AMAB." they're getting a bit too comfortable with it.

[nobigneil]

have you ever witnessed a man sarcastically unravelling earphones?

context: chat were begging him to do something about his permanently tangled earphones and he told everyone to Neil With It

[animatedtext]

requested by laying-in-star-dust

[whimsipup]

something about sexualized medical inspections scratches an itch in my brain . maybe a nurse holding me down so i don't move, cooing quietly at how much im shaking and whimpering from the cold + the light touches that are driving me insane. meanwhile the doctor has my hips lifted up and is inspecting me with cold hands covered by latex gloves ,,, perhaps seeing how many fingers i can take and how responsive i am . need to make sure im healthy of course !!! ,,, @__@ think i would be so incredibly flustered if there were medical students in the room taking notes. i can't even hide my face or anything because they need all the information they can get !

[paperback-rascal]

Please give someone to hug Mercy? He needs a hug…

Surprisingly enough, and utterly counterintuitively, Mercy gets more physical interaction during Clone Wars than he ever did in the Jedi Order pre-war as clone troopers wear their armors (especially helmets on which have built-in filtration/rebreathing systems) most of the time which makes Mercy less hell-bent on keeping his distance.

I assume the ask is in relation to this post of mine -> [LINK]<-

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