#meanie brain

[whimsicalblanket]

The moment when you're just trying to go through your morning and your brain hits you with "you're just like you're mother".

._.

Can we... can we, please, the fuck no?!

[blitheringbongus]

Missed them

[yournextbimbogf]

Not gonna lie price is the type of guy to get annoyed when you ask for him to put on a condom he thinks it’s useless! He can’t even feel you skin to skin without that stupid rubber hugging him instead of your cunt. Before you two have sex you always mumble out “price…put on a condom..” but he always tries to put up a fight.

“Come on darlin’ it’s not like m’ gonna cum inside of ya”

Of course after some time of thinking you give in and let him go raw. But oh god he is over the moon, fumbling to even get his thick cock out of his boxers. eventually he does and he sticks his cock into your wet slit and immediately and groans, your pussy has him on cloud nine. But he has to keep his composure Atleast. He pounds into you while muttering under his breath.

“Fuck darlin’ I’ve been aching to take off that damn condom”

Not even 10 minutes later you can feel his warm sperm shoot into you and slowly overfilling your pussy, you were too cockdrunk to even realize that your pussy was leaking onto the bedsheets with his cum of course. He speaks up, freeing you from your trance.

“Ope look like we’ve made a mess.”

Welp it looked like he lied.

[starleska]

okay, obscure character incoming - Lord Royal Highness from Atlantis Squarepantis kinda serves, right? 🙈💖

[sillaysii]

More kitties

[wellthebardsdead]

Everyone else listening to ‘can’t catch me now’: imagining the hunger games

Meanwhile me: Imagining Tav running away from ascended astarion after escaping his palace. He takes over every land he encounters as he searches for them and rules with an iron fist, building his armies bigger and bigger just to find his runaway love as their very memory haunts him in the trees, the grass, the sun itself. He’ll never be free from them, and he’ll be damned if he lets them be free from him.

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

[call-me-frosting-or-not-idc]

I’ve learned that if I wear something I don’t really like for whatever reason it ruins my entire day and I get overwhelmed easy and spiral and I have to be like wait is the world and society really this bad or is it my outfit ??

Then I have to figure out what part of my outfit…

[rusquared]

bimonthly request to everyone struggling w energy/executive dysfunction/etc but wanting to create things: try origami. im so serious.

[anothermonikan]

affirmations: I am NOT lonely, I have so many friends who love and care about me who I speak too and see all the time (this is an unequivocally true statement but my brain isn't feeling it!)

[ice-devourer]

me writing my yosano analysis / observation rn. i am. unwell.

[seraphdreams]

okayokayokay childhood best friend sanzu getting crazy jealous when you start talking about mikey constantly…may or may not fuck it into you that he’s the better choice🤭

screaming and crying at this omg omg!!

you’re sitting on haru’s bed, just going on and on about how handsome mikey is—how strong he is, and how’ve you got the biggest crush. you expect sanzu to listen respectfully cause of course, that’s your best friend! but he doesn’t, he’s just silent as your words go in one ear and out the other. you cant tell cause you’re too caught up in story-telling but haru’s pissed. his fists at his side and his eyes low, a telltale sign of annoyance.

“what’s wrong, haru?” you query. he hates how innocent you act, like you don’t notice how upset he is or how hard his cock has gotten. “y’know, mikey’s cool ‘nd all .. but i’m better.”

he makes sure to look you dead in the eyes too. with that, you notice how much he’s been longing you. “what d’ya mean?” you ask as chastely as you can. good thing haru is a man of action instead of words because it takes no one for him to climb above you, pinning you down beneath him while trailing kisses down your neck and to your chest.

oh, he’s definitely the type to tease you and make you beg, maybe he won’t even let you feel him so you can long for him just as he does for you. you never know with haru

[kinos-fortress-2]

fuck i got drained...

[acerathia]

reading a shoujo, only for the ml to grow up ugly!!!!!! what is this, get it away!!!!

[thehobbitwithstickyuppyhair]

*shakes the bars of my brain* WHY WONT YOU LET ME WATCH CRITICAL ROLE YOU USELESS PIECE OF CHEWED UP BUBBLEGUM

[floatingthroughthekosmos]

dont get mad at me :(