#mean yinnie

[teamphobia]

Yoooo, Bane I don't know what you did while I was suffering in my solitude but my mom told me to starve you and of course in not gonna do that so, you are making your own food this week

Sorry man I can't really get out of my Ma's word I don't like her getting upset also sisters before misters, u know

Your mom does not like being corrected. That's all.

Fine then. I'll figure it out. Love you, Yinny.

[collectorofsoulz]

Maybe I should just go home.

[amethyinst]

i turn 21 next year i wanna spend it with my friends in melb and im gonna smoke weed and go to bars. and blow and/or fuck that redhead guy i overshare about cos it would be hilarious and im nothing if not committed to the bit. and i will hang out with all of my gay friends' annoying gay friends who i hate. if theyre doing acid or cocaine i will consider it but probably not cos cocaine looks like it would dry out my nostrils and hort. also acid made my friend transgender and i dont need more epiphanies

[withoutatrace-pkmn]

half of the motherfuckers on rotumblr:

[ahmedmootaz]

Does anyone else find it supremely ironic that we have an angel-and-devil-on-your-shoulder dynamic that has multiple twisted levels with Carmen and Ayin in Limbus Company?

Carmen the luminous angelic saint, so beautiful, enthralling, charming, and altruistic ironically pushing people into being utterly selfish and thinking only of themselves and causing a massive death toll consisting of entire Nests and Backstreets of a whole District depsite wanting the exact opposite before Enoch died.

Ayin the dark devilish warcriminal, so scrunkly, sopping wet, pathetic, reclusive, neglectful, shit at communicating, and bloodsoaked ironically trying to stop Carmen and push people into being more kind and empathetic and thinking beyond only of themselves despite having soaked his hands in at least an entire District's worth of blood as they took down the old L Corp in a bid to fulfill Carmen's dream no matter what.

It's like seeing an angel and a devil switch roles!

Dear Anonymous,

Indeed, this is one my favourite role reversals with the two of them because of the levels of tragedy and intrigue within it.

After all of these years of yearning, of wishing for an end to his suffering and suffering he caused on so many people, Ayin finds himself dragged into a situation where he was to play the hero, not for someone else's dreams, not for wholly selfish reason, but for the City's people whom he once worked to help so much. . He had to play the hero before, and now he has to be a hero. And I cannot imagine the heartbreak he has to endure seeing what has become of Carmen after the time she spent as the Bucket...

And I wonder if it's sort of a mutually tragic situation here. Maybe Carmen really does think she's saving people from become the emotional and physical husk that Ayin became through his stubborn selflessness that he solely endured for her through love. Maybe she wants to destroy the concept of loving other people and selflessness because she knows how it can destroy good men. Like her dear Yinnie. And at the same time, Ayin knows that this isn't who Carmen is...or at least, it's not the same woman he knew throughout all of the time he worked with her in the Old Lab.

And to me, the sweet, delectable irony lies in knowing that Ayin was always described as without ideals. He went through with the Seed of Light just to make Carmen happy despite knowing he should've went through with it for the inherent good it would've caused everyone. And yet, now when he has the chance to join Carmen in her new quest against the City, when he can be happy by her side if he just turns a blind eye like he always wanted to...He decides to hold his ground. He decides to stick to Carmen's original plan, and honestly, I think that's some very major character development for him since it essentially means that he grew from solely loving Carmen to loving her for her ideals and for who she was. When she basically became an entirely different person post-Light release, he held onto the ideals of the woman he used to love, and that made him the perfect man for the job of countering Carmen in the Light.

From the worst possible man for a job, to the best possible man for it, you have to admit it's a heckuvan upgrade.

Thank you for the very intriguing ask, Anon! Until next time, be well, take care, and see ya'!

[sshireens]

2, 6, 8, 12 👉👈?

THANK YOU YINNIE 💓💓💓

2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

this requires me to narrow down my favs, which is so much more difficult than i ever could have expected. yin if i don’t answer the ask quickly this was why. catelyn tully would never top because ned lays pipe and she’s a freak like that. saw a ss of a reddit post that was like ‘my wife likes to get blitzed and then come home and have me fuck her brains out’ and thats her. brienne is never bottoming and jaime is never topping because jaime has some kind of reversed gender thing going on that makes him want to be a girl but not to another man. and brienne lives to serve. she literally is a sword. and thats a penis metaphor as we all know. margaery is never topping men because despite being the first ally in westeros she thinks thats weird. these are compelling arguments to me! daenerys stormborn is NEVER. NEVER NEVER NEVER. never bottoming because A). thats the prince that was promised B). jon likes to get dicked down C). i personally believe that being sold and traded will lees her to discover (amidst her several trysts with irri jhiqui and doreah (bc u cant tell me otherwise. irri is canon first of all)) that she, as the breaker of chains and mother of dragons and khaleesi of the great grass sea, is not inclined to experience things at the whim of others but rather the opposite. is that appropriate to say.

6. which ship fans are the most annoying?

oh god. SORRY PLEASE DONT SHOOT ME EVERYONE! daemyra (this might be biased bc i just dont like daemyra) some sansan ppl really get under my skin…. LUCEMOND JESUS CHRIST. almost forgot about them (was almost free). wow sorry lucemond shippers first place for annoying. its not that im an omegaverse toxic incest yaoi anti its just. Its the people it truly is i cannot even enter that circle. there is a blog on here though i can’t remember the url of that makes cute sfw art that doesnt frighten me and ive been known to browse, even hit like once or twice. lucemond still stay away from me please

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

daenerys is not going to be queen of the seven kingdoms NOR SHOULD SHE BE. if daenerys takes the iron throne the whole series is pointless

12. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

what qualifies as unpopular. also what do we consider like. because i consider like as in ‘this is a fun character to see interact with the world’ and NOT!!!!!!!!! ‘i support this guy’. just to clarify for any other viewers at home. a character ive seen a lot of people Dislike but i think deserves to be heard out is criston because he’s funny and thats it thats why everyone should like him. but i dont consider him unpopular? hmm tough tough …… will i get flayed if i say larys like i mean he’s just sick i love wondering what is going on in that head. in regards to characters i think are not given enough attention: jaehaera targaryen. ‘she’s a little girl shes a non-character’ SHUT UP. she’s a little girl exactly. she didn’t get the chance to be her own person she is alicent’s pain helaena’s pain and her own. GOD MY BABY GIRL….. she names her dragon death…… AUGH DONT EVEN TALK TO ME DOONNTTT EVEN. um also rhaella, daughter of rhaena the lesbian AND! mother of daenerys. bc first of all rhaella and aerea switches thats true. so like. rhaella septa rhaella wondering if that was meant to be her. wondering if maybe it would have never happened if she hadn’t traded places. is it kinder to force her twin into the faith or to let her die? Augh. also daenerys’ mommy just… why dont we know about her i need more people on here like me willing to band together to make up canon. i guess thats not really a reason why people should like them. ALSO SHIREEN BARATHEON I DONT KNOW IF YOU CAN TELL BUT IM THE BIGGEST SHOOTER FOR SHIREEN THATS BABY THATS MOTHER THATS THE PRINCESS THATS MY DAUGHTER THATS ME I LOVE HER SO BAD OH NY GOD SHIREEN PEASE COME HOME THE PEOPLE MISS YOU. and i know everyone dgaf about baby boy bowl cut brown boba eyed broken bran. but i gave birth to him. and thats why you should like him.

i don’t consider myself a targ girlie and then it comes to questions abt asoiaf and i can only answer in reference to them 😔 tried to be diverse 🤞

[ao3feed-tf2ships]

Go ahead and cry little boy/You know that your daddy did too

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/53082508

by Yinny

Spy waited for tears and screams. Perhaps a gun to his head or a bat to his gut. Maybe a 'I hate you!' or a broken 'Hold me!'

In fact, he would have preferred it.

Anything, anything but this.

Anything but indifference to his biggest regret and shame.

Anything but this.

Words: 1889, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Characters: Scout (Team Fortress 2), Spy (Team Fortress 2), Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Scout's Mother (Team Fortress 2), Demoman (Team Fortress 2), Pyro (Team Fortress 2)

Relationships: Scout & Spy (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: Angst, Bittersweet, Bittersweet Ending, Scout Knows Spy Is Scout's Parent (Team Fortress 2), Scout Learns Spy Is Scout's Parent (Team Fortress 2), Resentment, Character Study, Emotional Hurt, Emotional Baggage, Scout-centric (Team Fortress 2), They/Them Pronouns for Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Men Crying, Child Abandonment, Scout Has Daddy Issues (Team Fortress 2), Scout Needs a Hug (Team Fortress 2), Everyone Needs A Hug, Spy Tries (Team Fortress 2), Angst and Feels, Accents, Scout Has Issues (Team Fortress 2), POV Scout (Team Fortress 2), I mean the fic ends pretty well for Scout, Scout is at peace

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/53082508

[poke-irs-real]

I am so sorry that you're simping is in vain, and you're still not even the most obsessive simp of yinny's kids

Thank you but also what does that mean

[brainrotwriter]

Chase was honest when he said he didn't mean to do any harm. He didn't even push him hard enough to fall! He was just pissed off and irritated and Buddy kept talking back to have the last word and they were so close he could smell his cologne-of-the-day because of course he took full advance of the privileges of an evil empress and had something new every day and the scent of dried roses with herb oils was just so strong he couldn't even think straight.

So, he pushed him.

Perhaps, his biggest mistake.

I'm back on my bullshit, still obsessing over this fucking webtoon :')

So! I think this is my longest one-shot yet! I'm not going to lie I'm not very happy about it- I couldn't edit it very well since my computer is broken but I just couldn't wait anymore XD I'll probably go edit it later

Hope you enjoy it none the less ^^

[frostbite-yinny]

Hey yinny flare got turned into a reshiram and broke your house lol

What do you mean broke my house- MY FUCKING WALL AND-AND MY PLANTS AND HOLY FUCK MY NEW FLOORS

[daenystheedreamer]

oversharing era was funny tho, go gurl obliterate that twink

unfortunately it was extremely funny 😭 im back to thinking hey it would be REALLY funny to date him. also so i have access to his white suburban mother so i have someone to talk about pride and prejudice with. i just have to keep reminding myself that it's 'fucked up' and 'kinda autistic' to view your life as a series of episodes you script and make your friends have character arcs cos you feel like they need character development. he IS a twink too and bisexual but i think hes just going through a phase ngl :/ i think he just wants to get pegged

[koffing-time]

Team Calm Raid: Koffing-Time Debriefing

Hi guys, update after yesterdays very exciting events. I'm typing this while on the plane back home, so it's gonna be a bit for me until it's up, but once you can read it, i'm probably back at the café. I think i have to take the day off, to care for all my pokémon (more on that below), but Olivia has agreed to run the café for another day. (If it's urgent, i'll be around though) I am so thankful my friend, you are saving my ass! (Otherwise we would have been closed today)

So... what happened?

I posted a few tiny things, and maybe you saw post by other people, so you might already know. @champion-class-hatsune-miku made a call to action, and i decided to answer. Yesterday, we went to raid the Alola-Base of Team Calm. You know, those guys that do terrible genetic experiments to create so called "ultra-domesticated Pokémon". I don't want to go into detail, basically: these Pokémon are either passive beyond recognition, or get intimidated incredibly easy. They will not defend themself if attacked, and if they are a carnivorous species, they also refuse to hunt. Often to a degree where they can barely function at life. A lot of them have other health issues as well. And, well, those are the "successful" UDs. The less fortunate have horrible mutations. If you want to learn more, i recommend checking in with @prof-lemon and their initiative @team-violence.

The raid was overall a success. The base was destroyed, which was not what we were aiming for, but i'm not mad. This just means they won't be able to continue doing this stuff, at least in Alola. As far as i know, nobody was left inside when it collapsed, neither one of the raiders nor team calm grunts or the Pokémon they bred. The only uncertainty left (to my knowledge) would be Circe, the leader of team calm. I have to say, i hope she got away. Just to clarify, she did horrible things, but i want her to stop, not to die. A few grunts were hurt, some raiders got hit in the face as well, but nothing life threatening happend, as far as i know. Me and my Pokémon are fine. We didn't go for the front line with battles, we took on the role to care for the frightened UDs and give first aid to those who got hurt. (Big thanks to everyone who supported me there! I was not alone and this was very very VERY helpful)

The rescued Pokémon will be cared for. Each of us took a few with us, but the bulk had to be rehomed to shelters, at least temporarily. Another big thanks to Miku, she contacted a lot of them to prepare. I think most of the UDs are in Alola, but a lot of shelters all over the world have supported this cause. If you want to do your own little thing to help us out and adopt one of them, go and ask around. (Prof. Lemon and Miku can probably tell you which shelters exactly have some UDs). But be warned: these ultra-domesticated Pokémon sound cute, nice and easy to care for, but the vast majority of them are very high maintenance. Please make sure you are ready for such a commitment.

As for myself: i have 4 of these Pokémon with me right now. They are 2 Trubbish, a Mareanie and a Petilil. This is the main reason i have to take the day off. I have to show them around, and i should also spend some time with Flit and Ampersand (the Beedrill ad Sliggoo that i adopted from the Snowbelle City shelter. Thank you again @oh-shinx, for doing that event!)

That being said, if you have questions, don't hesitate to ask! And i'll see you all on wednesday for @frostbite-yinny's Babyshower, all right?

[thatfailedpokemontrainer]

So I am standing there, barbeque sauce on his titles and

WAIT NO WRONG PERSON

WHAT

WHAT IN MEWS DEAR FUCKING NAME COULD THIS MEAN

EXPLAIN YOURSELF YINNY

[amethyinst]

i am just trying to find a 90s/00s trip hop/electronic playlist with i monster on it and all i am finding is this bullshit. also judging entirely based on these playlists some of you are for sure exaggerating the mental illness like cmon. also we need a moratorium on girls with BPD i cannot handle your cringe

[ahmedmootaz]

To my fellow anon who just finished reading the same chapters I did, take my handshake in congratulations and sympathy.

To AhmedMootaz, take my tears and kudos as thanks for all the chapters and some questions in followup for the last ask on what if Ayin died .

If Ayin really DID die because of the Sweepers and they had to haul his corpse home somehow after X and Roland inevitably wope out the Sweeper nest, how would they store his corpse on the car that Roland fixes to bring it home?

Shove it in the trunk like a kidnapping?

Tie it to the back like a spare wheel?

Tie it to the front like a hunter's deer kill?

Tie it down on the roof of the car like luggage?

Strap it in using a seatbelt like a passenger?

Drag it behind them using a sled made of metal like an even more messed up Rudolta?

Drop the body in the passenger seat eother on top of someone's lap or just the seat itself?

Drop it on the floor in front of the passenger seat and below everyone's leg and behind the driver's and navigator's seat?

Something else entirely

Either way, the road trip on the way back is going to very quiet aside from maybe a bunch of crying especially from Ayin's kids and maybe Roland and X quietly talking about what they were gonna do now that Ayin was dead.

Hopefully they at least use Ayin's labcoat to cover him up in a makeshift funeral shroud. Although maybe they should just use Roland's suit jacket or X's labcoat instead if there's a large hole with bloodstains spreading out from it on Ayin's labcoat. Red really stains white. It's a good thing Ayin or his corpse at least is wearing black underneath the white coat. That hides most of the gore and blood.

But that's not the only question I have, I have more questions I'll send in the next ask since this one is already way to long.

(Ask Part 1)

Dear Anonymous,

Well, that was quick. So many people get inspired and send asks whenever I ask something that includes Ayin's death...I guess us Ayin fans are true sado-masochists, kehehe. And I will be taking those tears, thank you very much! Now I can fuel my future plans for writing! And thank you very much for the kudos as well. It makes me happy to know you enjoyed AiP.

First of all, are you feeling particularly evil today, Anon? I mean, all those violent manners of harming Ayin's lifeless body...I like it. A true Ayin fan; loving Ayin while wanting to harm him immensely, hehe. If you ask me, I'd think that Ayin's body would be treated very respectfully; he would be laid on the back seat on his back, his hands neatly tucked by his sides, while X's labcoat covers Ayin, just as Ayin had given X his own labcoat back in Chapter 8 when X had gotten drenched while bathing his girls. A poetic, painful parallel~

X would probably sit in the car's trunk while the older children sit in front of the back seat in the small space where you'd usually put your legs; I'd assume the older kids would at least fight the urge to look back at Ayin lifeless body, while the younger ones wouldn't be able to do so, which would...well, it would result in a lot more crying than needed.

I think X sitting in the trunk and letting the seat next to the driver for the kids would enhance the pain when Roland and X need to talk about what comes next; it would leave X blindsided and a little shielded from the reality that, yes, Ayin is dead, and his body is right there. There's nothing to do. Nothing that can save the one man who looked after him, and who left shoes so, so massive that almost nobody can ever hope to fill, and who left behind a grieving Distortion wrecking havoc on the City.

What a mess.

Seems like you have more pain to inflict on our Yinnie, so I'll be seeing you in the next ask! See ya'!

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

Looks at you guys from the balcony of Yinny's house

Sidon!!! What are you doing?

What do you mean???