#mean girls nonsense

[shessoft]

okay so i have a jeep wrangler right and its a thing among each other to wave when we pass by it's literally called the Jeep Wave and in the beginning i was like 'this is culty' and people make having a jeep their entire personality which is still true but honestly when i don't get a wave back i'm like 'well excuse tf outta me then'

Also duck duck jeep guys it’s a whole little culture it’s wild

anyway Regina George (2024) drives a jeep wrangler...(I linked pictures so you can get the whole vibe)

And when she first gets it she doesn’t realize she’s being waved at until Karen points it out one day. She thinks it’s weird and lame. Like “why do I have to acknowledge these losers?” She starts waving back when she’s alone in her car but she'd never admit it.

Eventually she starts initiating the wave out of habit and when the girls give her amused glances she says “whatever it’s just a reflex.”

Karen tries to buy her one of those fake hands to put on her dash but she shuts that down immediately because “gross Karen that’s fucking stupid.”

Suddenly she’s getting road rage when she thinks someone intentionally doesn’t wave back despite Gretchen’s very valid point. “Regina, its dark and rainy, they probably can’t see you over your high beams.” She just complains that she can't see them either but she still waved.

Another time the girls tell her all about the history of the ‘jeep wave’ and that there is a hierarchy according to their intense google search. Regina ignores them as she flips off the driver of a blue jeep instead, mumbling “bitch” under her breath.

Karen buys her a wave decal for her mirror. She lets her put it on.

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Much to Regina’s chagrin Karen learns what ducking is. “I saw Aaron and his friends covering their goalies jeep in them! So I looked it up and it this whole game-“

“Ugh Karen, no.”

“But it’s so cute, Gina look!” She’s cradling a yellow rubber duck in her hands, dressed in pink and wearing heart sunglasses, in an attempt to coax Regina into letting her duck her jeep.

“It’s very cute, babe, but you’re not putting that on my car. Also, I think you’re supposed to do it secretly…” she trails off when she sees Karen’s mouth drop open the slightest bit.

“Wait, you know about the ducks?” Her surprised expression makes Regina chuckle.

“Yes, Kare I know about the ducks. Why don’t you keep it? It’s too cutesy for me.”

“Oh, okay.”

A week goes by and she starts finding different ducks in various places on her jeep, while Karen insists it’s not her. She just smiles and throws them in her bag trying not to draw attention to it. She still thinks it’s lame but it makes Karen happy. After a year or so Karen stops ducking her jeep all together, because she just forgets about their little game but Regina is fine with it. She still has a tower of ducks in her room wearing ridiculous outfits.

But one morning at the start of senior year she finds a little surprise perched on her driver side mirror. It's a little duck, this time it’s all pink and wearing bunny ears. She feels her eyes sting with the threat of tears when she catches herself smiling. This one she puts on her dashboard for all to see.

She regrets it in the end because now the ducks have come back tenfold. She really has no where to put them but Karen, and now even Janis, are having way too much fun with it. So she keeps her mouth shut. Until one day when she starts to find mini ducks, not just in her jeep but in her house, her locker, honestly anywhere they could think of she finds a mini duck. There are hundreds and she knows this was Janis’ doing. It had to be. She keeps quiet though, slowly collecting them until she has an absurd amount. She’s sure she’ll find more but she easily has almost two hundred collected so she gives them to Janis. She had one of the girls on the robotics team rig a gift box so they would fly everywhere when said box was opened. Janis falling off her seat at lunch made it all worth it. Hearing the girl curse her under her breath while trying to save face as Karen cracked up was the icing on the cake.

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Regina also has mirror decals (also gifted by Karen). On her visor mirror it says hello gorgeous. (Or any of these. Honestly there are so many options.) Her rearview mirror says buckle up bitches. And the passenger mirror says passenger princess. For Karen.

Gretchen obviously gets the whole backseat to herself and she controls the aux cord.

Janis gets her this for the back window.

Y'all there are things called easter eggs please Janis would put one on the windshield and see how long it takes Regina to notice.

@erikahenningsen tagging a stranger person because reasons

[sixth-light]

so one of the things I was vaguely aware of before reproducing was that people hold a lot of anxiety around the gender of babies and 'wrongly' gendering babies (i.e. failing to guess correctly based on their clothes and appearance what their genital configuration is) and having now had a baby: wow, yes, they really do.

I take an extremely laissez-faire approach to baby clothes because like, they are constantly being thrown up on and grown out of and so on, what matters is that they are clean and easy to put on and I am not spending $$$$$ on them. as long as the colour/design is not directly offensive, it's fine. what this means is that people are quite frequently 'misgendering' the baby and then falling over themselves to apologise about it.

and, like, I haven't even had a chance to dress him in anything pink yet; this is based on rules I didn't expect like 'anything with flowers or sparkly bits on it is for girls only'. equally, I do not care when this happens because it's an irrelevancy, but THEY care to make sure I am not offended. so I have started telling them "look, he's only [x] months old; his gender is baby."

and you know what? you'd be surprised how many otherwise average heterosexual people process this and go "huh, yeah, I guess it is." there is a tiny amount of hope for the future after all.

[sec0nd-breakfast]

girlhood is sobbing over two robots who were once the closest friends, but the fight over the same thing but with different moral codexes seperated them forever

[sweeterthansucrose]

Gay people can't flirt properly. It's always something like:

'Punch me in the face.'

'Punch you?'

'Yes, punch me, in the face, didn't you hear me?'

[emilyskinners]

jenny humphrey x guts [8/17]

“bad idea, right? is a punk pop track that follows the events of olivia lying to her friends—who would otherwise object to rodrigo’s eponymous bad idea—about leaving a party to see her ex-boyfriend. her emotive lyrics ponder on whether the pair can rekindle their love for each other, and she decides to see the outcome.”

“bad idea, right?” by olivia rodrigo // jenny humphrey & nate archibald in gossip girl

[a-lonely-dunedain]

tfw you're just trying to enjoy a drink and brood in silence at a local inn but this vampire girl who insisted on tagging along won't stop staring at you. she does not know how to blink.

[sad-girl-shit11]

My poor brother is trying to explain to me Naruto lore, I kinda got some of it, but it was kinda just confusing me even more

I told him to enjoy his detailed and creative show while I went back up to my room to finish watching the cat in the hat

[judyjoy]

Can we talk about how Dexter is the only brunette in his family and how that is a great representation of how invisible he is to his parents? My knowledge about blonde hair and genetics might be limited, but I do know that natural blonde hair is hard to maintain and that with time, it can become brown. So probably Dexter had blonde hair, but due to the lack of care coming from his parents and servants alike, it became brown.

Or you know, you can also say that he dyes his hair to be *☆•°different°•☆* but I like my theory more 😌

[mindmxtters]

we're officially in the double digits now, gang! time rly does fly when you're having fun! I don't have a blog event or special graphics cooked up for this since it kind of snuck up on me this year if u can believe it, but I hope my gratitude for you guys sticking around for so long will suffice! thank u all for enabling me and my deep-seated love for this superhero bunny and her dark and edgy looney tunes spinoff for an entire decade, this community is one that is truly precious to me and I'm so glad I took the plunge all those years ago into the wild and wacky world of tumblr fandom rp 💓

[shessoft]

how did i get here

Considering her past behavior this seems like a wild conversation to have with Regina George, of all people. Except for the fact that the summer between Junior and Senior year was a formative time for the girls of North Shore. Specifically Regina and Cady because, and they will take this to their graves, they hooked up on fourth of July weekend. The rest of their friends were away on family trips and Aaron and Cady were broken up at the time.

[moregraceful]

EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!!!! PAT SIELOFF IS PREGNANT!!!!!

1. Birthday cake from Sierra and Kelly; 2. Gritty soft serve ice cream cup; 3. Sign for Erik Johnson's 1k celebration; 4. Jersey Devil Christmas tree ornament.

[qprstobin]

if nicole stranger things has one million fans, i am one of them. if nicole stranger things has ten fans, i am one of them. if nicole stranger things has only one fan, i am that fan. if nicole stranger things has no fans, that means i'm dead. if the world is against nicole stranger things, i am against the world.

[possamble]

(why does the read more cut keep breaking)

thank you marcille for letting my indulge in one of my favourite scenes to write (white girl total breakdown: bitch edition)

[plusultraetc]

the other night I tried to put the joint training arc on in the background to sleep but I had to turn it off because I laughed so hard at 'try not to embarrass yourselves if at all possible' that I woke myself up

[k-chips]

Not the Genshin fandom and the Star Rail fandom fighting over who have the worst female character design when both games SUCK at that lol

Hoyoverse doesn't know how to draw female characters, I thought we already understood that

[thedeafprophet]

i think part of the reason that the Princess' powers and manipulation are so interesting to me is just that.... fear of having to go along with social niceties, of someone whos acting nice but you know is really not but you still cant help but like her, when you know someone is a Problem but no one else would ever believe you...

....that is just such a realistic fear under a fanasty lens