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[tomshivbaby]

[beddybites]

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

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AWWW THE EMOJIS AND FLAGS. POINTING. THANK U SO MUCH!!!

[patchoulinz]

self portrait and a little neil

[helsex]

[I.D. in alt text]

[matoitech]

[theconjurervfx]

[garpond]

pls i cant findit anymore but im thinking about this video of thom yorke talking about neil and being over at his ranch for like. something, some kind of event/gathering i dont remember what it is. and talking about how neil is a very nice person and very down to earth but he'll be talking to you for a bit and then just kind of stop and wander away forever. cryignh luaghing remembering it thats literally exactly how i am

[choropilled]

ineed to draw more self isnerts art but i struggled to draw cychoro . life miserable pain whatever

[thelasttime]

when my depression works the graveyard shift, all of the people i've ghosted stand there in the room

[serethereal]

[springthings]

:(

[thiccurry]

I don’t get it .. I’ve never understood ..

[otterbugg]

@crittercrypt oiter

[metaphoricallyrose]

Support group

[jellogram]

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously