#me:OH

[tooquirkytolose]

Bout ten years ago now thru a series of events I don't recall I became online friends with some Australian girl and we would chat online and send each other handwritten letters and even little packidges and then one time she was like hey man why don't we videochat sometime? And I was like yeah sure :) and I literally remember the smile slowly fading from her face when I logged in and she was like..."oh....you're mexican?"

Anyway first real instance of racism for me 🎉

[naurielrochnur]

Here, take some RotE sketches I did the other day

[quibblequibblol]

chesecak 🤤

[secretsideblog1234]

"It very convenient for people like this that I’m asexual" I need to rape you. I love that you can't even theoretically experience pleasure. I want you suffering, broken, and begging for just the slightest bit of mercy.

I’m not going to lie sir, it’s definitely scary that someone is so attracted to that about me. It’s exciting in the context of scrolling tumblr, and part of me is glad that even my dislike of irl sex can be sexualized, and I think that’s why I advertise it. This way, I can never escape the degrading thoughts. Even when I get turned off and part of me goes “ok, done now. Closing tumblr and back to thinking straight” I know there’s a chance that a Man like you just wants to rape me more in that state. I don’t know why I want to infect my brain like this, given that the idea of teasing men while I’m horny into raping me while I’m Not is so genuinely frightening to me, but at least I can promise that if you did rape me, my pathetic struggling would be genuine, and you’d definitely get the tears you wanted to see.

[actually-yeah]

I am about to reorganise the fuck out of my blog so wish me luck

((If you see someone crying on the floor it’s probably me))

[gilfrespecter]

Bdhsjsh I'm still. Working and not making alot of progress on that oc comic(works been. Weird) but I was looking in my campaign notes for a french diminutive and since I hadn't looked in here for months at this point I forgot most of the character secrets I had written down for our dm and these two right next to each other knocked me out. Terrible woman

[tht1person123]

fucking experience the adhd post of “hey i know i just had this emotional breakthrough with you before but i forgot”

[automaticcroissantbatsludge]

Snater: James saved Snape's life

Me: According to Snape James was trying to kill him and got cold feet 

Snater: You can't take Snape's word for it. He was prejudice.

Me:Oh I have news for you

I took the picture from

https://www.wizardingworld.com/features/ranked-definitive-order-four-marauders

So it considered canon in the matter of speaking.

[howdidigethereimlost]

Friend: Oh my God! I had a dream and you were in it!

Me:nice, what was I doing?

Friend:... You were robbing a paper factory, kept making paper puns, and died...

Me:Oh

[razorblade180]

Me:If I could ever make a Genshin character it would be a hydro claymore user that uses the blade as a surfboard.

Hoyo:Here’s a hydro surfer!

Me:Oh my-

Hoyo:Catalyst

Me:Again!?

Hoyo:They’re “Amber-Coded”

Me:….*sniffles* I hate it here. *takes out wallet*

[autisticminiweirdo]

So I had a thought and wanted to share

what if there was a magical girl....but for the mentally ill?

like they'll be alerted like sportacus from lazytown then sweep in to remind you to take your ADHD medication? Like just

me:*chilling in my room*

magical girl:*jumps through my window* HEY! YOU! ....you forgot your meds

me:Oh shi yeah thanks

[miguelstone34233]

My friend : I got your back Me:Oh yeah Wanna know what happens later? click

[scarlet-moonlight]

I watched the 1st and 2nd episode of Arcane with my sister and these were some of the conversations we had while watching it (For context I tried watching Arcane while on an airplane ride but I gave up after watching like..half of the 1st episode before getting bored and stopping, I quickly realize that it was just the airplane jet lag that made me bored because I now realize I stopped just as the show was getting interesting lol)

(Conversations under cut)

-

*Enemy intro starts*

Sister:Wait- This was an Arcane ost?

Me:Yeah, you didn't know?

Sister:No, I know I heard it somewhere but I didn't know it was Arcane! It's by Imagine Dragons though, right?

Me:Yeah?..

Sister:I hate Imagine Dragons, they're like a meme-

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*The scene where Vi is trying to steal the Kirammans house*

Sister:Why do I feel like everyone in the fandom just wouldn't like Powder?

Me:*Stays completely silent for a good 10 seconds out of pure speechlessness* Haha..Uh..yeah-

Sister:Am I wrong? They're all like "oH mY gOd sHe'S sO AnnOyiNG" (She's completely unaware)

Me:Um..yeah I guess- (She doesn't know-)

(Also while I was trying to introduce the characters at the start, I was specifically referring to Powder as Powder and not Jinx yet, totally not for any unrelated reason nope-)

-

Sister:*Hates Mylo for being like the "urm actually ☝️🤓 meme the whole time"

-

*We both make one too many "Urm he's right behind me isn't he?" jokes throughout while watching*

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*Sister says that Grayson (The enforcer) looks like Lord Farquadd)

Sister:So like is Aphelios in this? (She knows about my obessesion with him)

Me:Uh, no, I wish but he's like completely unrelated and- *Goes into a brief but very brainrot explanation about the regions and how the League champions are divided into them) This is Piltover and Zaun, Aphelios is like somewhere completely different-

Sister:Uh..right- *Nodding awkwardly*

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Sister:So where's Vander?

Also my sister:Almost completely ignores the part where Vander actually showed up until the start of the second episode where Jayce shows up*

Sister:*Points at Jayce* Is..that Vander?

Me:BRO

-

Me:So that's Jayce, and that's Viktor.

Sister:Oh, Jayce is fine actually

Me:Yeah he is, but I'm more of a Viktor girlie-

Sister:Oh that makes sense.

Me:Hm?

Sister:You like the ones that look like they're mogging, you like them cheekbones like Aphelios-

Me:Don't say that- So is Jayce!-

Sister:Yeah but not as much as Viktor look, he looks like he's gonna start mewling-

Me:STOP

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*Heimerdinger shows up*

Sister: What is that?

Me:That's Heimerdinger! Aw he's so cute here!-

Sister:He looks like the Lorax!

Me:He's small because he's a Yordle, they're like these creatures-

Sister:A yordle? Bro, imagine being called a yordle, that's a horrible name-

Me:Oh also they're immortal, they can't die-

Sister:Immortal? Imagine them reproducing and becoming like an invasive species-

Me:Don't- *Stops my sister* Don't go there, but it's funny you say that they're an invasive species because they kind of are, in universe? Like everyone hates them and finds them annoying

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Heimerdinger: *Something something* "ARCANE Magic"

Me:*Points at the TV like a wojack* Oh! Oh! They said the title of the show!-

(Both for the shits and giggles and also because I genuinely didn't know thats where the title came from)

Sister:Are you making one of those jokes?

Me:It's funny..

Sister:"Me when I'm watching 'You' and they say the title of the show"-

*Bursts out laughing together*

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*The scene where Jayce gets kicked out the academy and standing in the rain*

Me:So like..you said that Jayce was hot-

Sister:Not right now, he's like wet and sopping-

Me:So? Is that, not the hottest thing a guy can do?

Sister:No, he looks all musty.

-

Me:I just gotta warn you, Jayce does not look like that in the game-, like, none of them do, this is a completely different universe, I mean..Viktor definitely does not look like that in the game (I say as I do a villainous cackle in my head)

[fangirlingpuggle]

So... I was half asleep and thinking about what cool types of Pokemon mystery dungeon explores of sky hero could be... and well.. this happened

Me:Huh I wonder which Pokemon would be cool

Brain: Phantump

Me:Oh that’s be cute

Brain:Because they died when falling through the time stream

Me:...

Me:...wait

Brain:They were lost in the time stream and so their soul latched on to a stump and became Phantump

Me: Wait stop!

Brain: Imagine when Grovyle realizes their partner died, died when they lost them

Me: NO!

Brain: Or they could a Yamask, what if Duskull and Grovyle recognized the face on the mask-

Me: OK YOU NEED TO STOP RIGHT NOW.

Brain:...

Brain: Or they could be Sandygast because they landed on the beach

Me:AHHHHHHHHHH

And now I’m just imagining them not turning into a Pokemon but dying and becoming a Pokemon and my brain is full angst.

[iheartleopards]

me & Rottmnt Mikey singing honey and the bee

Mikey: don't remind me that some days I'm the windshield and other days I'm just a lucky bug these cold iron mossy trails though the countryside the crow and beanfield all my best friends but boy i need a hug

Me:boy I need a hug

Mikey: cause my heart stops without you there's something about you that makes me feel alive if the green left the grass on the otherside.

Me:I would make like a tree and leave

Mikey:but if I reached for your hand would your eyes get wide?

Me:who knew the otherside could be so green.

Me: don't remind me I'm a chickadee in love with the sky but that clearly not a lot to crow about cause when the stars silhouette im scared they forget me abd flicker out i taste the honey but i haven't seen the hive yeah i didn't look i didn't even try but still my heart stops without you there's something about you that makes me feel alive

Mikey:if the green left the grass on the other side.

Me:I would make like a tree and leave.

Mikey:but if I reached for you hand would your eyes get wide?

Me:who knew the otherside could be so green.

Mikey:we are honey and the bee backyard of butterflies surrounded me

Me: I fell in love with you like bee to honey

Mikey:so let's up and leave the weeping to the willow tree

Me:and pour our tears in the sea

Mikey:I swear there's a lot of vegetables out there that crop up for air yeah I never thought we were two peas in a pod to be suddenly bloomed and I knew that I always love you.

Me:oh I always love you too

Mikey:if the green left the grass on the other side.

Me:,I would make like a tree and leave

Mikey: but if I reached for your hand would your eyes get wide.

Me:who knew the otherside could be so green.

Mikey:if the green left the grass on the other side.

Me:I would make like a tree and leave.

Mikey:but If I reached for your handed would your eyes get wide.

Me:who knew the otherside could be so green.

Mikey:and if I reached for your handed for the rest of my life

Me:who knew the otherside could be so green.

[omorinintendoswitchedition]

me:man, i guess im not as into omori as i used to be

book im reading:”you loved her and you killed her!“

me:oh my god mari omori…..