#me: oho.... ohohoho.......

[beelzeballing]

listen i try my best not to be a degenerate but the amount of pathetic whimpering jon does... lets say im not opposed to it. (<-just listened to episode 91)

[pechebeche]

bellara to neve: i read all the stories about you from the newspaper!

me, on top of my desk: KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS K

[curiosity-killed]

Help

[merlucide]

TALL GIRL!! x bllk boys hcs

notes: I’m short af and am jelly of you tall girls yall are FINE [Reqested!]

characters: Chigiri, Reo, Bachira, Hiori

warnings: reader is fem, reader is implied as taller then the boys, cursing

CHIGIRI HYOMA

I’m not sure why, but chigiri liking tall girls just seems right?!

It makes him flustered when you have to look down to talk to him lmao

Probably because he feels like all of your attention is on him (which it is hehe)

Never makes comments about your height though, unless you ever feel insecure or need some hyping up, then he’ll roll his eyes and say how your height is ‘hella hot’

Also— he HATES having to ask you to get the things HE can’t reach. It hurts his lmasculinity okay?

also also— THE VIBES yall give off is INSANE. Like I’m sorry?? Who is the model couple I’m looking at rn?! Chigiri with his lethal face card + YOUR lethal face card + you height is just a modeling campaign just WAITING to happen istg

MIKAGE REO

Oho ho 🤭

he LOVES himself a tall girl

Something about how you look at him makes him feel towered over makes him all blushy n flustered

His pupils dilate and his face flushed hehe

It’s actually quite the scene

Oh, OH, and honey.. if you wear heels ever…. OHOHOHO

hes dead

gone

ascended

THE OVERWHELMING BADASS SEXY FEMININE ENERGY IS TOO STRONG?!?!! REO DOWN!! I REPEAT REO IS DOWN!!

bro is like stuttering and shit

Jaw Is to the floor too

He finally pulls himself together and starts showering you with compliments— like if he doesn’t say all of this now his mouth will get sewn shut lmao

Always has his hand on your waist, showing off his pretty, tall lady 😌

BACHIRA MEGURU

asks for piggyback rides often 💀 I’m sorry when you agreed to date him you signed up for this

Also *slight* correction— He just jumps on ya on ya and guesses you will catch him (sometimes it works, the majority it doesn’t)

Loves your height diff even more because it means he can be little spoon!!! (Regardless of your height, he’d still be little spoon lmao)

likes clinging to you like a koala lol

also he’ll be like ‘y/nnnnnnnn, I can’t reach thisssss help meeeeee’ (he can reach)

and you’ll go stretch out for it this lil shit (affectionate) jams his fingers into your armpits and starts a tickle fight

yes. That is the only reason why Bachira asks for help reaching things

You've gotten used to his evil plan of his, and guard your armpits fiercely while he just sticks his tongue out like ‘😋?’

steals your clothes lmao

HIORI YO

Height doesn’t rlly matter to him but he thinks it VV attractive 😌

Like ‘yess…. tower over me m’lady..’

He is tall af so it’s nice for him not having to crane his neck down lmao 😭

He likes bumping his head/nose into yours :3 it’s rlly cute

Also girl hide them legs bc they are NAWT safe around this guy

(High)lowkey has an fixation with your legs 💀

Just likes rubbing up and down your calves and inch his way slowly up to your thigh

cheeky boy tut tut

asks ‘how’s the weather up there?’

jus smack him on his arm it’s okay we listen we don’t judge

If you’re not okay with height jokes than he won’t say anything, he’ll never do anything to cross your boundaries

but basically he thinks your tallness is super sexyness

RAAAA HOPE THIS IS WHAT YA MEANT ^^

made December 15th 2024

[pinkanimegirlliker]

MCU fans think Oscar Isaac is the hottest moon knight can be. Oho, ohohoho, I laugh.

For you see, a comics fan like myself, acknowledges that Oscar Isaac IS hot as shit, but than no one will ever be hotter than Marc Spector- as drawn by Greg Smallwood- in the 2016 Lemire run.

Like LOOK AT HIM!!!!!!

LOOOOOOK!!!!!

I’d let him do whatever he wants to me-

[thunder-point]

ik everyone is on the dom peem sub phum agenda. but listen. phum riding peem while peem simply can not touch him. cole, please elaborate 🫡

oho. ohohoho STAR

STAAAR

Ok let me see if I'm good at cooking at this late hour. Listen. Listen, my mind conjures this imagery. PEOPLE READING THIS ASK BEWARE OF EXPLICIT SMUT LANGUAGE!!! They're fucking late at night on Peem's bed. But it was a thing of the moment. It was something out of the blue. Peem just came back from a very late night session of painting at the faculty, and Phum took him home. One thing led to another, probably a bickering session and some goading from Phum, and suddenly he is being pounded into the edge of the bed, ass spread open carelessly by one of Peem's hands as he's driving into him, legs tightening around Peem's middle lest he wants them flailing in mid-air.

They're not even fully naked like, that type of sudden sex.

And like, Phum noticed that Peem is panting harder than usual, but he didn't say anything. Too busy moaning, going insane with arousal. But then Peem stops fully, his dick still very much throbbing in Phum's ass. And he's so confused. But Peem starts laughing breathlessly and admits that he hasn't slept in like 48 hours and he thinks he's going to pass out if he continues fucking Phum like this. He does a lil thrust and groans, but like in an exhausted way. And suddenly they're giggling into each other's mouths about the absurdity of the situation. So what does Phum do? Let his man sleep? No sir. My man uses those broad shoulders and those bulging biceps of his and flips them over. Now Peem's under him, still heaving, but completely boneless. Phum whispers that he'll take care of him then, and when Peem makes a soft sound of protest he just holds his hands pinned beside his head and starts riding him in earnest. And Peem can do nothing but feel it as Phum works his hips into tight little circles that make Peem lose his mind. He comes arching into Phum, and there's that.

STAR DID I COOK

[csuszka]

ohohoho end of the year book asks!! i'd love to hear your answers to 2, 14, 17, and 25 if you'd be so kind :^D

oho thank you so much for the ask! id love to ask you some things as well if you feel up to it!

2. Did you reread anything? What?

Yes actually, I reread quite a lot of Gerald Durrell and Lázár Ervin books this year because they were my absolute favourite authors when I was little and I took them with me to Finland for comfort. :-) A halak jelleme was my favourite I think and it was interesting to see how much more I understood of it now that I'm both older and know what the UK is.

14. What books do you want to finish before the year is over?

There are 3 Jeeves novels I haven't read yet and I'd like to read them soon but also I've been putting them off because I don't want to finish them all yet. A conundrum! I'm nearing the end of Joy in the Morning right now but I haven't been reading it for the past few days because so far it's my favourite Jeeves novel and I want it to last!!!

17. Did any books surprise you with how good they were?

Not really. I don't often get surprised as a rule because I don't have expectations but maybe Alan Davies's autobiography, Just Ignore Him, fits this the most, because it exceeded the expectations I didn't have. It's really very good. I sort of surprised myself with the fact that I read not one but two autobiographies this year, the other being Brent Spiner's book, but that one wasn't very good. I also read the Naked Sun by Asimov and I ended up liking it less than I wanted.

25. What reading goals do you have for next year?

THE NAME OF THE ROSE PLEASE GOD FINALLY. I've been wanting to get on with it for YEARS. Also finishing Johnathan Strange and Mr Norrell! And just reading More. I read more this year for fun than in the past 3 combined and I enjoyed myself immensely so it would be nice to continue in this vein. :-)

Thank you again!

[subzeroparade]

Contemplating a vaguely related part 2, you say? Oho. Ohohoho. I may or may not have just done a backflip, lol. I mean, I’m still screeching at the sun I’ve got to experience your current ER fic, which stars aligned to have both the DLC stuff I’m most interested in and hints at one of the post-dlc rarepairs I like. And if there is a part 2 someday… oh boy, I’d have to be reported to Messmer’s crusade I’m afraid. xD Merry Crisis, and may the stress rune be removed from this realm with no consequences (because no order needs that shit).

If there is a part 2 it wouldn't be nearly as thick (I say with authoritative certainty and zero foresight) but I've been jotting down draft notes for a while now, so. But only after I take a little break to recover from the current one and wrap up a few other projects (also sleep maybe idk).

but the kind words are appreciated and keep me going, so ty! likewise a very late merry crisis to you and a wip.

[trainingdummyrabbit]

Scuttles over

You see. As I was Researching I came to a horrible terrible conclusion. The entirety of hit album A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO FAKING YOUR DEATH by hit artist Jhariah reminds me a lot of. Well. (gestures vaguely)

I hope you don't mind an ask spam djksndnf

oho? ohohoho.. deep deep intrigue.. well welly i Did really really enjoy the one song ive heard from that album, iguess thatll have t be my first one then ^_^

also i dont mind at all!! ill do my best, boss!! :D

[saemi-the-writer]

Like Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame? Then: Phoebus/Esme, Quasi/Esme, FrEsme please?

Oho, ohohoho? 😃 HERE I GO!!!

Phoebus/Esmeralda

Since it's Disney version we're talking about, HECK YES!! I loved them as a kid and I still love them as an adult. The two work very well together and have an excellent chemistry. I never agreed with the "Phoebus gets the girl only because he's handsome" and I get annoyed each time I hear/read a similar comment (especially when it's from a guy, incel much?).

The second movie did them dirty and a disservice so I'll ignore it because if these two had to face struggles as a married couple, there were more interesting things to work with like Phoebus struggling with PTSD or any sign/reminder that he's a war veteran and needs time to adjust, how would they live, what about their families, etc. That would have made them less bland and not made a fool out of Phoebus or Esmeralda accusing him unfairly of being judgemental when him not being was the whole reason she felt attracted to him to start with!

Quasimodo/Esmeralda

So far, I've only read two fanfics that had a characterization that made them work for me. Otherwise, I see them as platonic soulmates💞 I get why Quasimodo falls for Esmeralda (who doesn't? 😳) but let's not forget she's the first person/woman to show him compassion and to treat him with kindness and respect, and he idealises her, so it's more infatuation than true romantic love. Because yes, I do think and agree that they love each other deeply, just not romantically and that makes it even more touching in my eyes. I believe Quasimodo might find someone that will want to share their life with him as a spouse when he's ready too.

Frollo/Esmeralda

Now, I'm in a "divise subject" territory 😆

I understand why the pairing is popular, but too many fanfictions/art show Esmeralda as resigned and becoming submissive to Frollo's authority and sometimes cruelty for my taste. Sometimes, I feel like Esmeralda serves as a self-insert for some authors (which I don't mean as an insult btw) who are fond of the dominant man/submissive woman dynamic. To each their own, I guess, definitely not mine.

I'd like it a lot more if Esmeralda was the dominant one - and not just because I like femdom or out of spite or anything! Esmeralda is feisty, courageous and wouldn't just bow her head silently in my opinion; plus I am a big fan of the heroine/hero catching the villain off-guard and getting the upper hand (y'know, like they do in most stories but not to win/kill the villain here, see where I am going?) Show me Esmeralda getting things (cough) into her hands and making Frollo kneel!! It's a pairing I have difficulty seeing them have a happy ending without changing the characters quite drastically (not impossible though), so unless it's like canon: the one-sided and tragic end, I see it more as "it's complicated", star-crossed lovers at best or bittersweet, borderline or obviously toxic for the two of them.

[spamtoon]

PKNA Week... um. Five? Five

Hi! I'm Spam, I'm WAY behind, you know this by now. I'm letting myself read PKNA as a little break between reading allergy information because lord my head is spinning. It's two time

TWO ! we got some DOS action going on here! im stealing someone else's post where they went haha. dos! because uno--sorry

sick vr helmet donald has going on--i'd love for uno to put me in the neuron pod. sorry thats what im calling this thing because the wires kinda look like neuron. shoutout to the plane in the back

dhasam-bul. alright. can get behind yellow and pink those are colors i like despite spam being incredibly purple... oughgh the colors in duckburg are nice too sorry i just like how its pastel rainbow in this comic

uno so silly... we need more uno laughing at donald's suffering i think

donald's stupid smug face i'm so mad. men to say Who's laughing now?

shoutout to this random camera guy in the background. ooh... if there's a hacker type situation. and there's vr. is donald gonna go in the computer PLEASE that was always my favorite like. trope as a kid. when they'd go inside a video game or the internet or something and you'd see all these dated 90s depictions of technology it was the best looking thing to me no matter the quality of the episode itself. yes lets go digital was my favorite episode of phin.eas and ferb

i love how uno's always so cheeky. and you know what. he deserves to look down on other computers. ough the uno donald expressions are always silly in these opening sections i'm so glad uno's around so often

yesssss.... i should have guessed this by the fact there were all sorts of ones and zeroes on the cover but oho. ohohoho...

i would screenshot these donald uno panels too but there's so many of them and they're all so cute on this page ough. the little cleanup robots uno sent out are cute. not like in a megavolt way but in a "that's cute looking" way sorry i have to specify now

JFIOEAJFOIAEJ UNO JUST DROPPING DONALD DOWN THE ELEVATOR im so

sorry uno smiling is always a must screenshot

oughoughogugohgoghough now this is the SHIT i came here for! polygons. even like fake polygons. ohoho. oohhoohoo the clouds and the abstraction are a welcome addition but i like how he's swimming in it. yessssss

i don't know i'm just a sucker for this kind of like. abstraction view of the internet you know. its literally not how it works but damn it its so charming anyway. cyberspace...

this shot of angus fangus is so goofy like with the dialogue and everything. whiny man

the bubbly little like. glitch effects. ooh. ooh. i like how he punishes donald for being just a little selfish

okay so That's where that's going. angus fangus is seeing a miku-like projection right now i see i see sorry. okay now the king kong is kinda sick i'll give them that. rigging projection lights...

sorry im just laughing at all the goofy frames. like donald turning his back to uno suffering

i love the transition from serious donald to silly goofy donald. like all donald is silly goofy donald but paperinik just being like woof! i'm beat! after Deductioning is a treat to see okay

the cops harassing a guy just because he "looks foreign"? now that's the police!

donald likes going into cyberspace doesn't he...

i love how lying is bolded here. makes me think he's saying it like Lying! (jazz hands). the jazz hands are essential but he doesn't have hands so jazz... thoughts. programming. his processors are overloading!! his ram is getting too much information!! he's getting overstimulated!!

uno vocaloi.d when

i like how uno's first thought is uhhhhhh you see donald we could ummmmm toon.town online it! we could smash him, if i must proclaim, with hammers!

3d projector technology (at least for vo.caloid performances) literally us just like. using mutliple projectors with different things at different angles to produce one single image, so! i like how donald calls angus zuchini brain. reminded of bush brain and melon head...

this is my favorite person at the computer fair they slap

this panel slaps... sorry i just. pkna's hatching when used effectively sure is used effectively

:((((( god this plan is actually good like the dramatic irony here is spot on. donald can't tell why uno is stressed his expressions... the shattered uno orb.....................

ah i guess they are uno now. honestly bummer considering i thought they were going the other direction with it but considering this was bad enugh to make ducklair himeslf come back i should have probably seen this coming. and that he's two, uno with a triangle head. alright and he's already world dominating i miss uno

UNO!!! little stick ball uno... little guy's on backup now...

uno's face... HUFOEAHFE the way that he just SPROINGed away the electronic master key

this was a great issue! pkna does take a lot more to like. read than it does to engage with anything else but damn it. im a sucker for virtual crap and its always nice seeing a plethora of uno

[jibunbosh]

scifi settings with the narrative conventions & themes of fantasy make me sleep. but fantasy with the narrative conventions & themes of scifi? oho. ohohoho. ohohohohohoho

[kingdomofhell]

Second attempt of the Evil's root.

The chill he felt before turning about on his heel when staring at the very face again and frowning at this person, “Haven't learned your lesson have you, should just learn to quit while ahead you know.” none other than Eve who snuck back in while he was having attention elsewhere and now dealing with this evil being too close again.

“You again? Why do you stand in my way, wretched man?!” oh how Eve had insult to injury when Lilith was smiling as if goading this first woman to fight again, “Let me see Lucifer!!! Ragh!!!” how such ichor looking veins shown on Eve’s skin and how said darkness dripped from her lips.

“You should allow it, hmm?? Not as if you're going to have much to say, pretty boy, ohohoho! Eve… try to not fail this time alright?”

Hearing Roo speaking in such a way was a bit insulting to him but they didn't figure out his true identity yet, “Well you ready for round two bitch? Hahaha, I mean you are one from how you're whining about the past after all.” ticking Eve off while letting that eldritch side out and working on a plan if anything when risking himself once again, “Takes two to tango right? Let's try again huh? Maybe you'll get lucky or something. Heh.” tendrils be wiggling about when circling Eve as she was to him with such anger in those eyes.

Ichor looking fluid be pulsing through her when worked up and oh how it be another bout it seemed, letting Roo to string the plot together when stringing such a grudge holding puppet so much along. Despite being the first woman it was plain to see some things never changed and how Lilith was a tad more used to battle than her.

Clashes between the two be making the ground shake as did a storm form while trying to keep this crazy lady away from the family, “I must say quite the arm you have, haha. Very lovely for such a crazy woman, ooh!” using his tendrils as a cushion when a hard blow hit and skidding across the ground with a laugh when missing such heated fun of fights.

“Out of my way pretty boy! Lucifer ruined my life, I shall pay that back harder now due to being in such pain for eons now!!” red aura be damned when Roo taken over and smiling at Lilith with such a grin on her face, “True so true… can't you see how he hurts people? Or you his latest plaything? Is that it? Pretty doll for that stupid King of Hell? Oho how funny is that! Ugh!!!” such words made him snap while such a dark purple aura formed and humming ominously with red eyes rather than the usual purple.

“Come again madam? A plaything? Don't make me laugh, oh by the way… hello Eve… Roo.” baring such a daring smile with sharpened fangs when revealing himself somewhat to them, “I rather keep my husband from harmful witches such as you, it's not my fault you couldn't please Adam back then. How droll you be going after him when willingly taken that fruit and becoming what you are now.” sharpened claws of darkness while music rang across the area while disembodied singing was heard and chuckling of his magic being a bit better nowadays when busy since his absence.

“You?! But?! Gah!!!” claws of Lilith be hitting tendons quite good when not in a good mood after that set of words, “Bitch!! Lucifer was mine first!!” screaming when claws cut at her face when face to face with Lilith who was oddly calm yet had such anger in his eyes.

“No no no!! This pretty boy is Lilith?! I should have known, especially when you kicked us away last time!!”

Looking at his nails when not amused before pressing a heel into Eve’s ribs with that soft tut, “Be a good girl and rethink things hmm? Besides holding a grudge is bad for your skin, Eve… look at you so ugly ewww… even when dripping with whatever you have too. Ugh!!” kicking her away like a soccer ball before letting that loud screech out when shifting form into a large abomination of a shadowy eldritch being.

“I will get you wretched Queen count on that!! AHHHH!!”

“We'll be back again pretty boy!!!”

Apparently having not much damage this time due to no weapons involved and yet shifting back quite tired due it been a while since doing that, “Only one that messes with Lucifer, is me… fun wrestling in bed or whatever else he desires. Oh dear… falling… oof!” face planting into the dirt with a squeak while his hat plopped to the side while so tired and not moving around much but breathing fine thankfully.

[uncle-dusknoir]

You're the one with the "incomprehensible" opinions, are you? Ohohoho! You should know, you caused Bede quite the stir with that one!

Of course, fairies can't be for everyone. Eventually, he's going to have to realize that. How boring the world would be if they were! I find you to be a very green individual... not pink, not pink at all. A dollop of purple, though, perhaps? Oho, quite complex shades!

...All this to say, I hope Bede hasn't given you any trouble. Has he been bothering you, dear?

@ballonleastadiumofficial

one second i feel like I'm missing some context here

{blog backscrolling interlude...}

... Arc, I'm glad my anons stay normal. What the hell. Who sends stuff like that to teenagers on the Internet?? Normal and hinged behavior. anyway.

Nah, he's alright. Someone's gotta handle the fairy types, anyway. I fuck with him a little bit but honestly if someone did the same thing in reverse I'd probably fistfight them LMAO.

I didn't realize you knew how to... uh. Use the internet. Hopefully people aren't being weird to you, too.

I feel like every time I say that I'm jinxing myself.

{thank you for the ask ms opal. ms basil's watching very scary movies and i got scared and she paused the movie to answer}

... you don't have to watch with me, Porypory. I know Toothy and Deckard are here but I don't think they can comprehend what a Saw trap is.

[benkyoutobentou]

31 Days of Productivity Reading: Day nine

Before: You would think that, it being the weekend, I would have plenty of time to read. Oho. Ohohoho. That is not the case and I will be squeezing my reading into every nook and cranny I can find. Today I start reading 独り舞 by 李琴峰！

After: So I did not read at all before having to leave for my show. However, I have been reading during it (don’t worry the audience can’t see me and I haven’t missed an entrance yet). That being said, I’m giving up on timing my reading for the day.

A while back, I saw someone online talking about how they find connections between each book they read and that there’s always a thread running from one book to the next. I never noticed that in my own reading, but I’m definitely picking it up in my Japanese reads. Lots of it relates in some way to death, though, so maybe it says more about me and what I read than anything else.

Okay, if I reverse engineer my page count for today and average reading speed, I think I read for a total of an hour and a half today. That's using an average reading sped of 4.5 minutes per page and my page count for today of twenty pages. I wish I could have read more today, but alas. I do not plan on reading before bed tonight, as tomorrow starts daylight savings time (can you hear me sobbing over here?).

[the-craftsman-and-mover]

8 (Ask game)

Ohohoho. Oho. Yes. But the rest is not my place to speak upon. Craftsman no longer needs me to speak in their place.

- Keeper.