#me: oh that’s just butter chicken curry with a hint of sweet lmao

[akkivee]

A Sweet Yellow Curry You Just Can't Stop Eating!: Hypmic Curry Drama Track TL

Ramuda: Okay! ☆ It’s great to see everyone has been serious in making some curry!

Gentaro: Well, though this event feels capricious by nature, it’s still a battle I do not wish to lose.

Dice: Can we hurry up and eat already? I’m so hungry I could pass out!

*beeping noise*

Ramuda: Ah, rice is done! Plating time~!

Gentaro: Oh, and you’ve prepared our curry to go with it. Then shall we try Ramuda’s curry first?

Ramuda: Okaaaay! Eat up everyone! ☆

Gentaro: Let’s see. *throws it up*

Dice: *loud eating noises but also spits it back up*

Gentaro: What in the world…??

Ramuda: I call it, “Sweet Like Honey Curry!!!!!!☆”

Gentaro: Y-You say sweet like honey, but I think I’ve been assaulted by the amount of sugar…

Ramuda: That’s because I used honey instead of water!

Dice: M-My throat is on fire…W-Water… I need water…!!

Ramuda: So I was thinking of how to stand out from the other divisions and decided to try something completely original! What do you think??

Dice: What do I think?? Is food just a game to you??

Ramuda: That’s so mean!! I thought long and hard about this!

Gentaro: There are still other curries to get through. So, let’s eat mine next.

Ramuda: Uh, it looks like yellow soup… Is this really okay to eat?

Gentaro: Since we, as a team, have a pop image, I thought it would be remiss to not incorporate that in the curry.

Dice: …But I don’t see any actual food in it.

Gentaro: Because of anticipated mass reproduction in the pursuit of commercialization, I have decided a liquid only curry would be most suitable. And to compensate for the lack of ingredients, I used butter for richness in taste.

Ramuda: That’s such a lonely sounding curry…

Gentaro: What ever is the matter? Please, eat up.

Dice: *loud eating noises* …??

Ramuda: …Mmm, it’s gross… I really don’t wanna say it, but I don’t like this…

Gentaro: Is that so? Do tell me why; however, if I find your reasoning lacking, I simply will continue to serve you this roux.

Ramuda: Nooooo!! I don’t want anymore of the yellow stuff!!!

Dice: How dare you treat food like it’s a joke!! …Geez, obviously neither of y’all know what you’re doing. Curry is meant to be paired with rice!! None of your flavours helps elevate the taste of white rice!! Now this is real curry! Eat your heart out and understand that this is what it means to be one with the flavour of rice!!

Ramuda: *eats*

Gentaro: *eats* …Hm.

Dice: How is it?? Doesn’t it make you want to eat more??

Ramuda: I mean I could but… it’s just a normal curry? Like how is this any different from a regular chicken curry?

Dice: Are you blind?? If you looked in the pot right now, you could clearly see a huge amount of locally raised chicken went into this!!

 Gentaro: Well, I can certainly see how many chicken bones are in the curry.

Dice: Hahaha! haaa… Weeeell, I guess I did get hungry and ate some while making it!

Ramuda: *eats* …hm?? Wait, you gotta try this!!

Gentaro: ? You mixed mine and Dice’s curries together…? *eats* …Oh my!

Dice: It’s so good!! Who would have thought my curry and that yellow junk actually combined really well??

 Gentaro: Then perhaps… Let’s try adding some of that absurdly sugary curry to this!

Ramuda: Sweet Like Honey Curry coming right up~!

Dice: Hey, this actually looks really good!

Posse: *eats* !!

Ramuda: Woooooow!! I’ve never had curry like this before!!

Gentaro: I can’t believe we’ve stumbled upon creating such a masterpiece…!

Dice: *excessively loud eating noises* This spoon’s not stoppin’!!

Ramuda: Aaalright, then that settles it! ☆ Let’s combine all of our curries!!

Dice: Looks great!! There’s no way we’re losing with this curry!

Gentaro: Precisely! On that note, what shall we name it? “Posse Curry” possesses little impact…

Ramuda: Hmmmm… How about, “The Sweet Yellow Liquid You Can’t Stop Eating!”

Dice: Sounds good to me!

Gentaro: However, I made a curry, not a mere liquid.

Ramuda: Oh yeah? Sowwies☆ Then we’ll call it, “The Sweet Yellow Curry You Can’t Stop Eating!”

Gentaro: It certainly has a nice ring to it.

Dice: Heh heh, it sure does!

Ramuda: And with this curry, our victory is guaranteed!! ☆

[akkivee]

and now that i’ve had them all, here’s which ones i thought were the best lol

❤️❤️❤️: if anything, it makes me happy that the bb have quality food in their house lol IT WAS SO GOOD

💜💜💜: there was some bold ass flavour in this curry that i kept wanting to chase but couldn’t bc of how spicy it was lol. but that hint of flavour was so good oh my gosh

🧡🧡🧡/🩶🩶🩶: I CANT DECIDE LMAO like dh’s has flavours i’m most familiar with and i can see myself going out of my way to remake it bc i know how to but i’m not sure if it’s fair to rank it high since it’s basically a rice and chicken casserole with a side of curry spice lol

mtr’s was the one that made first me taste something original and it stood out to me!!!! there was a weird fruity almost medicinal aftertaste to it (i think it was celery juice as listed in the ingredients) that i know for a fact would be off putting for like a good chunk of people tho lol

💛💛💛: it was good don’t get me wrong but it was butter chicken curry without some of the tanginess that i expect from butter chicken curry and it made me a bit sad lol. a very japanese take on butter chicken curry tho!!! and uhhhhh i think the four pieces of chicken that was in my packet soaked up the honey flavouring supposedly in it bc the chicken itself was oddly sweet lmao

💙💙💙: IT WAS GOOD DONT GET ME WRONG LOL but i think it has the unfortunate effect of being top batter and compared to everyone else’s unique curry, it came off as just curry, y’know??? it’s one i wouldn’t hesitate buying again bc i want to see if maybe i hadn’t yet adjusted to jp curry yet and just missed out on its flavour profile bc i tried it first. i remember it being deeper ig in flavour than say, bb’s curry which might have also been the intent

Will you tell us once you've eaten the last one, which curry you enjoyed the most? I think dotsuhon's looks best but obviously I can't tell 🤣

gladly lol!!! to tide you over until i finish them all lol here’s a ranking of which curries i was excited to try after listening to their tracks

💛💛💛: it sounded like sweet buttery goodness from the track lol

❤️❤️❤️: i haven’t received my bb curry yet actually lol but i am dying to try bb’s curry lol

🧡🧡🧡: the title alone making a pun out of the white colour to the curry kinda had me sold ngl lmao

💙💙💙: rio using apples sounded strange but kinda neat!!!!

🩶🩶🩶: sensei nerfed the original curry that sounded to die for lol but i am curious about how a healthy curry tastes lol

💜💜💜: blease kuukou,,,,,,,,m,,,,, my stomach is weak,,,,, pwease go easy on me i’m just hewe fow a good time not to pewish kuukou bwease