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My friend posted this to the group chat and I laughed at it for like 5 minutes straight
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idk but being equally obsessed with each other sounds hot to me
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@the-ace-of-wrath
I walk into the medical conference wearing a suit made entirely of apples. All doctors within a 50 foot radius are blasted away the moment I slam open the venue doors
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what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood
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Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem
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some of u should have an OnlyClowns account
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Pssst
Hey, are you an artist or writer with WIPs?
Come here... I got a secret for you pssst come ‘ere
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