#me: oh shit thats so tr- wait.

[sparring-spirals]

my brain earnestly justifying irrational anxieties to me:

[astranauticus]

ok well shoutout to incredibly talented artists who dont warn for spoilers on bilibili for making me even more determined about this now for some reason SKJHKJDFJSD

im back on my 'never shutting up about animatics i cant make' bullshit but like, orv and changgwi by ahn ye eun anyone

[depravity-disposed]

u dont have to answer this if u dont want to but who is t//lex 😭😭 ive been following ur acc for a while and i have genuinely no clue

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SHIT HOLD OOON-

Fuck it. Throwing it out there. RIPPING the bandaid off.

T///Lex.

Tr/ollex.

K/ing Tro/llex, of the goddanm t/echno tr/olls.

Yes. From the stupid cash grabs that are the T/rolls movies.

That’s my fucking pred crush yal. THATS who I’ve been fucking ungodly vorny about.

I’m just still embarrassed about admitting it, but a new friend has helped me a LOT with that lol. I just don’t name drop him because the fandom would come after me with PITCHFORKS if they ever found my posts bro chsnxjs-

I’ve been here since 2020 and I’m fucking still as feral for him as that summer I started simping lol-

“Lol people simp for anything-“

“… oh fuck wait-“

(PUTTING SLASHES THROUGH HIS NAME STILL SO THE ALGORITHM DOESNT FUCK ME OVER)

[winderlylandchime]

1/2 5x05, i am not ready for all hell to break lose and for my brother to start getting heartbroken. He literally started the ep by saying he needs to see more Britin than Ben/Mikey, not knowing that this is the beginning of hell. Episode opens with the security letting Justin into the club ‘MR TAYLOR! Boyfriend privileges! I missed Emy and Blondie. SECOND WELCOME MISTER TAYLOR! I know for a fact that Brian told them about him and was all be nice to my man! He called Justin cause he has a surprise for him and he gave him MEN! I fucking love these two as a couple, they are literally the same person but different font’ ‘this fucking baby is being passed around like a ball. What the fuck is wrong with them? HUNTER CANT SWIM ANYMORE? Fuck them all. (Mike tells hunter to either be bitter or move on) OH THATS FUCKING RICH COMING FROM HIM. Look its Brian! I still hate that car. Why the fuck is Hunter rude to him? Oh shit, Brian and Mike are like actually drifting apart’ and Brian is at the doctor now ‘PLEASE DONT TELL ME ITS CANCER AGAIN. Wait whats up with the cancer story now? Did they forget? SYPHILIS? Well fuck, he’s probably gonna shut down half of liberty avenue cause of this.’ And now we are the scene where Hunter is back in school ‘i fucking hate this shit. I wanna hit every kid on the screen right now. I do like Callie though, she’s a sweetie. Her parents suck tho’ ‘okay, i LOVE Ted and Brian as friends but my first love is Emmett and Ted. But also i’d sacrifice you for Emmett and Brian’ *looks at me and nods his head*. Annnnd we are at Britin scene where he tells him about the std ‘look at Justin cooking. Suspiciously good? I need to know right now how many times Blondie burnt or fucked up food and Brian ate it to be nice. Why is Blondie so passive aggressive lately? THATS how he tells him about the STD? Calm down Blondie, it happens to the best of us. (Justin says he’s surprised it hasnt happened sooner) *takes a slow huge gasp* what the fuck? THIS EPISODE LITERALLY STARTED WITH JUSTIN AT AN ORGY IN LA? WHY IS HE SUDDENLY SO PRUDISH AND RUDE? *long pause* itd be kinda funny if he got it from Blondie’ This is where I made a mistake to get up and go to the bathroom and all i heard was a yell ‘TED GOT MISTAKEN FOR A LESBIAN! SHE THOUGHT TED WAS A LESBIAN!’ ‘BRIAN! Look at Brian! I don’t really like Ben and Brian together. Its weird. But also why the fuck are they all talking so much about marriage and monogamy lately? But only around Bri? I’m really hating all of this just so you know’ Justin and Daph are now looking after JR ‘DAPHNE! Finally youre back! Blondie thinks about kids? Since when? WHATS STOPPING HIM? Bitch arent yall still like 20? Ask him? But Brian has a kid? ARE WE FORGETTING GUS? Blondie! This is where you say we have gus! Puppy? Why would he get a puppy? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW? (Justin tells daphne about syphilis) why the fuck did he say that? What even? *pauses tv and looks at me all confused* WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON? I have no clue whats going on but i know i hate it’ He was pissed off during Hunter’s school meeting but weirdly stayed quiet and then Justin and Daph came back up ‘youd freak out because that would mean cheating BUT HE DIDNT CHEAT AND SHIT HAPPENS. SINCE WHEN DOES DAPHNE CARE ABOUT JUSTINS MONOGAMY? Ha! Blondie knows its never gonna happen because he and Bri Bri dont want that. Fuck this they brought Daphne back just to piss me off. She’d never be like this.’ ‘Now why the fuck is Mel pissed off? HE HAS MORE THAN ONE KID! Can all three of them go fuck each other? This is the second time that Mel acts like Justin is some random dumbass not to be trusted with her kid. He is GUS’s STEP DAD! *puts his arms out in that weird way guys do where they push their arms back but head forward, idk how to describe it im sorry* bitch’ he was so pissed off at mel during this. He said a whole lot of other stuff but it was all over the place so I did my best but the main takeaway was she treated Brian the same way and she doesnt care about Hunter or gus anymore.

My heart is breaking for your brother, for you, for all of us. Fuck you CowLip.

Justin being called Mr Taylor at Babylon is amazing, I love it. DON'T YOU SEE WHAT HE TELLS YOU IN HIS OWN WAY?

But also i’d sacrifice you for Emmett and Brian’ <- tbf I would sacrifice a lot to see more Emmett and Brian.

THIS EPISODE LITERALLY STARTED WITH JUSTIN AT AN ORGY IN LA? WHY IS HE SUDDENLY SO PRUDISH AND RUDE? even louder for the people (Justin, the writers) in the back. And here begins the ultimate betrayal. Where does Brian's growth go? Why does Justin at 22 want a baby and a house and marriage?

AND WHY DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THAT BRIAN HAS A KID (I actually typed that as Gid so there you go) and is really good as a dad?

Fuck this they brought Daphne back just to piss me off. She’d never be like this. It's true. To borrow the meme, she would not fucking say that.

This is the second time that Mel acts like Justin is some random dumbass not to be trusted with her kid. He is GUS’s STEP DAD! YEP

[blazingflareon]

clockwork was my fav character so that obviously meant my self insert somehow had something to do with him. hence star was literally the master of space (because ’time and space’. yknow.) which. didn’t even come out of nowhere bc star has always had space/dimensional magic of sorts but i really said ‘my oc is basically a god :)’ now to be fair i’d do something similar now bc cw is still my fave character but like. not on ‘master of space’ levels 

also they were a sonic/mlp oc back then which was explained away with ‘space magic = alternate dimensions = crossovers’ so yknow. all sorts of wack.

anyway i like the doodle so im posting it lol

[swwanda]

Bad Idea

milf Wanda Maximoff x F reader

Summary: You’re Wandas’ boys babysitter, and you go over for some time with her. 

word count: 1.8K

Warnings: SMUT 18+ MINORS DNI, milf Wanda, oral (r receiving), fingering (r receiving), hickeys, slight drinking, soft dom Wanda (?) ( i thiiiiink thats it)

an: I hope yall like this one!!

It was a bad idea, you knew this right when you picked up your phone and dialed her number asking if you could go over. You’d been feeling upset, getting rejected earlier this morning by a very pretty girl was not in the plans for the day, nor was the disgusted look she gave you. But what was the point in trying to even date anyone when you are very in love with your next door neighbor, also the mother of the kids you babysit AND also in a straight marriage, well they are getting a divorce but still. 

“You didn’t need to call honey, just walk over.” Wanda had said over the phone a couple minutes ago when you asked if you could go over for a bit, needing a distraction, but again, it was a bad idea when she’s the reason why you’re so lost. 

You make your way over, walking the small path to her front door, give a couple knocks and nervously wait. A couple seconds later the door swings open and Wanda smiles wide at you. 

“Y/N!” She opens her arms wide for a hug and you fall into them, the butterflies in your stomach making you sigh and squeeze her a little tighter than usual. 

“I’m sorry for coming over so late.” You apologize as you let her hug go. Feeling a blush creep up your face once she places her hand on the small of your back, gently pushing you into the house. It was those little things, those small touches, making you so confused, could she possibly be into you too? 

“Oh, don’t apologize sweetie, you can come over whenever you’d like.” She smiles sweetly as she closes the door, making her way into the living room. 

She looks beautiful, a grey sweater with red and blue stripes on the sleeves, a pair of blue jeans, and her brunette hair running down her back. You’d say she’s a bit dressed for the time, it was 10pm, you assume she just hadn’t gotten ready for bed yet. 

“I was just so bored.” You groan and slump onto the couch, taking your jacket off, adjusting your shirt that had risen up a little. 

Wanda clears her throat and sits next to you on the couch, “anything you want to do in particular? Want a drink? Glass of wine?” She raises her eyebrow and tiles her head your way with a delicious smile. 

You chuckle and nod, “wine sounds perfect. The boys asleep?” You say as you stand up and follow her into the kitchen. 

“No they’re not here! Vis came and picked them up, they’re staying over with him for the week.” She says pointedly and grabs a bottle of wine. You grab two glasses and make your way over to her. 

“Oh shit, tomorrow's Monday, are you sure it’s not too late for me to be here? You have work tomorrow.” You bite your lip, feeling bad at the thought of keeping her up. 

“Yep, tomorrow is Monday and don’t worry about my sleep, I’d much rather you have you here.” She gives you a wink, smiles and purses her lips as she brings the glass of wine up to her mouth, taking a small sip. 

You feel your blush getting warmer and break the intense eye contact you two were having. You take a drink of the wine and once you look back up, you notice she’s still staring at you, now with a questioning look. 

“I’m very attracted to you.” She suddenly says. You choke on the next sip of wine and cough out. You feel her hand on your back, gently soothing over it, “you good?” She laughs and you nod, wiping your mouth with the back of your hand. “Oh no, you ruined your shirt.” She says furrowing her eyebrows. 

You look down and notice some wine that had spilled out of your mouth in your little gay panic episode is now on your shirt. “It’s fine.” You laugh and look away. 

“Here, honey.” Wanda hands you a couple napkins that you use to wipe your mouth, in the meantime she grabs a cloth and begins dabbing at your shirt, trying to soak up some of the liquid. 

“Thank you.” You mumble as you turn and throw the napkins away, your brain becoming foggy as she stops her movements, the hand with the cloth just resting over your heart. 

“Relax, Y/N.” Her eyes sparkle as she looks into yours. She licks her lips and you move down to look at them, the quiet wet noise of her lips and tongue makes you feel weak. 

“Wanda…” You quietly say, your breathing becoming heavier as she inches closer to you. Her free hand going up to your neck, gentle fingers pulling you closer to her. 

The moment your lips connect, you feel weak in the knees and have to grab onto the counter to steady yourself. A second later you feel her tongue brush against your lower lip, you quickly open your mouth and moan once she brushes her tongue against yours. You swore you saw stars when she pinned you against the counter, both of her hands now gripping your waist. 

Her hands slip under your shirt, up to the band of your bra and her fingers play with the material where the small hooks are at. She breaks the kiss, “darling, you’re so pretty it hurts.” She whispers and connects your lips again. 

You groan and buckle a little, she laughs and wraps her arms completely around you, pulling you back up. “You’re so- oh.” A small moan cuts you off as she connects her lips to your neck, gently nipping at your soft skin. 

You wrap your arms around her lean waist, your leg shifting between hers and pushing up into her center, you hear her kiss and she lets you go. Her hands land on her shoulders, she runs them down your arms and links your hands together, stepping back. She begins leading the way out of the kitchen. 

She was originally wanting to go to her room, but she looked over at you, your lips parted and swollen from the kisses, your eyes dark with lust and a growing hickey on your neck. The sight alone made her groan and she pushed you up against the wall, connecting your lips again, pushing her tongue in, leaving you breathless. 

“Are you ready for more?” She whispered with a rasp against your lips and you desperately nodded. She chuckles and quickly lifts your shirt over your head, her lips returning to your neck as she hooks her thumbs into your jeans, pulling them down and she sucks your soft skin, working on her second hickey. 

A minute later she picks you up and takes you over to the couch, throwing you on top of the soft fabric. 

“Wanda.” You moan and she quickly gets on top of you. 

“I’m here, honey.” She says breathlessly, “let me taste you, darling” she nods and you nod even faster. She smiles and grabs your thighs, putting one over her shoulder, she didn’t have time to take your panties off, she just pulled them to the side and dove right in. 

Your hands shot down to her hair, tangling with the soft strands. Your eyes roll to the back of your head as she sucks on your clit, your back arches and you gently pull on her hair. 

Your body is brought back down by her as she pushes you back down, her hands on your lower stomach holding you still. Her right hand reaches up and squeezes your boob which was still clothed by your bra. You quickly pull the fabric down to let her cold. fingers play with your nipple. You hold her wrist gently and become a mess of moans. 

You almost came right when she moved her other hand down, sticking two fingers into you. “Fuck me.” You groan deeply as you grip her hair and she chuckles into your folds. 

“That’s what I’m doing, honey.” She swallows, then returns her tongue to your clit, sucking and licking as if her life depends on it. 

Honey, her voice is pure honey. You squeeze your eyes shut and a few more pumps of her fingers, a few more licks and a pinch on your nipple makes you cum. You moan out and grip onto her hair with both hands now, needing something to support you. 

She slows her movements, doesn’t stop, just gentle now as she lets you ride your orgasm out on her. The feeling is heavenly, but you need a break and put your hand on top of her head, gently pushing her away. 

She does one last lick through your folds, lifting her head and swallowing your taste. “You taste so good.” She smiles, her lips and chin glistening. 

“Fuck, Wanda.” You laugh and hide your face behind your hands. “You don’t know how many times I’ve dreamed of this.” You laugh and she giggles, your hips jerk up as she places a kiss over your clit. 

“I’ve dreamed of this too.” She softly says as she leans up your body, trailing wet kisses on your skin until she gets to your lips.

You moan at your own taste, your hands running up and down her sides. You yawn and she laughs, “sleepy?” She bites her bottom lip and you nod. 

“After that, yes.” You giggle and she nods, a proud smirk on her face. Most of her weight was on top of you, you felt movement and noticed that she was squeezing her thighs together, eyes glued to yours. “It’s also a dream of mine to taste you, touch you.” You whisper against her lips and she smiles and breaks the distance to give you a kiss. 

“Next time, honey. You can barely keep your eyes open and I do have work in the morning.” She rubs her nose against yours sweetly and gets off of you, sitting up. She wipes her mouth and chin on her sleeve and you sit up, fixing your twisted underwear. “Would you like to stay the night? Maybe?” She whispers and you nod. 

“Of course.” 

She smiles and grabs your hand, wrapping an arm around your waist as she walks both of you up the stairs. Your hand slipps under her shirt, rubbing her back and she wasn’t sure if she would be going to sleep any time soon, or if she would even make it out of bed in the morning.

[k-nemiya]

• ¡ where can I put my cum ? ft. my fav TR characters

× ᴛᴡ: explicit content || minors and ageless blogs don't interact || fem! Pronouns used || sub! and dom! character || pet names (princess, whore?, sweetheart, pretty, baby, honey) || sanzu;; dirty talk, degradation kink? || kazutora;; overstimulation || mitsuya;; breeding kink, belly bulge, reader is called "mommy" but not by herself ||

× ɴᴏᴛᴇ: none, just enjoy <3.

꒰ HAJIME KOKONOI ꒱

let's be honest, he loves how you look in your clothes sooo he hates when his cum ruin your outfit.

That means, yes, he like to cum on you throat.

"F-Fuck princess, you look so pretty with my cock inside that pretty mouth" his voice mixed with moans was loud enough to make your head close to his v line "A-Ah yes!" he didnt care about the neighbors in your department, all he wanted was to look at your pretty face with that red dress he bought for you and cum inside your throat.

꒰ HARUCHIYO "SANZU" AKASHI ꒱

debatable. he have two moods

first - inside you. second - cover you in his cum

A plus I'd you were a bratty.

"You like when I fuck you like a whore? Huh?" His words make your pussy squeeze his cock "You like it, right? When I treat you like a stupid bitch in heat? "He grab your hair and shove your face in the pillow while start to trust faster "I will fill you with my cum if thats what you want, my pretty cock slave"

꒰ RAN HAITANI ꒱

In your face. Thats it.

"Look at my eyes sweetheart" you did as he told you, looking at his dick with some cum already leaking from it "I said my eyes pretty" he added while taking your chin and lift it a little. You could see how his body start to tense up and increase the pace

In his eyes you could see the many of scenarios that cross in his mind, and before you could talk, he cum in your face. "Look at that, my baby covered in my cum, how cute don't you think?"

꒰ RINDOU HAITANI ꒱

Rindou is an ass man and you can't change my mind.

Want to make him feel in heaven? First suck his dick and then let him cum in your ass.

"Baby, stopstop" he said while trying to move your face "Let me ah- let me cum in your ass" he begged as he also grab your hip and turn you around, showing him your back. Your ears were filled with his grunts and the sound of his fluids and your saliva "FuckFuckFuck" he added while finally release.

꒰ KAZUTORA HANEMIYA ꒱

boobs boobs boobs boobs

more details? ok. titjob 🤝🏻 kazutora

"W-Wait no more, ah-" kazu's poor dick was already with the tip bright red, already overstimulated, he love how your hand feel around him but it also got him so tired. "C'mon tora, you were such a good boy so I will stop using my hand" you start to take off your shirt that was covering your chest. Oh shit. He thought

꒰ TAKASHI MITSUYA ꒱

breeding kink 🤝🏻 mitsuya

his ideal dream is to have a family with you, cliché I know.

"Wanna be a mommy, huh?"

Movie night every Saturday was something he thanked all gods, seeing you in your pijama ready to sleep makes his mouth water. But what he didnt image was that in the middle of the movie was to start thinking about how cute you'll look being pregnant.

Those cute scenarios turn into just thinking about how sensitive and big your tits would be and how your tummy would start to grow. Yes, he would love that. "Just imagine how cute your belly would look- oh god" his eyes stare at where your bodies connect "A belly so big, like this" and he press his hand in your tummy, feeling how deep he is "Oh yeah honey, can't wait"

© this belong to @/k-nemiya. Do not repost, translate, steal or modify my work .

[perqabeth]

first impression of your moots vs current ?

if i miss anyone watch me move to antartica, get plastic surgery and change my identtiy to gaston. including the ones im close close to😿

@shoyotime : you prolly alr know everythiung im gonna say bUTT ANYWAY,, we met on wattpad in the comments section lip bites and ngl i thougth u were like 18 or 20 then pls bc u sounded SO MATURE. and d9ont get mad at me but the first day (AS IN THE DAY WE FIRST MET YKYK NOT WHEN WE STARTED TALKINGON IG) when we gonna make gaso gang acc ykyk i thought you were kinda bossy goodbye i will leave now im so embrazzed I WAS STUOID AND ONLY 14 THEN OKAY hahahahhaa nervous sweats anyway BUT NOWWWWWWWWWWWW PHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ur like on of my (even my only, maybe) closest friends or wtvr 😒😒😒😒and i l*ove and care abt you or wtvr 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 and you make me bvery very happie or wtvr 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 vvvv smort and sexc and HONEST!!!!!! person AND FUNNY ASF ty for existing smh and not dropping me and aleesha on the first day😟

@srkuv : thoughts r being thunk rn I DONT REMEMBER HOW WE MET HOLYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT i think it was on ig when u were added to gaso gang gc?? or was it on wp?????? I KNOWI MET YOU THRU INEZ????? first child: smal impression.... wAIT *FIRST IMPRESION: SMOL CHILD 🤡🤡🤡 must protecc vv sweet :( okay uwu,, it hasnt changed much 👍ur still my smol childn't but ur like mature for your age!!! and like sm0rt ngl, still muct proteque but you can fight anyone you want. you arent afraid to say what you want!! mwah mwah

@maipxilia : MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY FAV CHOILD OMG SCreams okay okay ngl when i first met you/saw you on my dashboard bc we had the same moots ykyk i thoguth you woulkd be 16 or smth PLEASE also hoLY SHIT PRETTAY ASS BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH AND HELLAAAAAAAAA FUNNY OMG. AND?#$%^& YOU READ RIORDAN BOOKS TOO T A S T E I TELL YOU. current imp: maia my beloved ilusm you like my typos :(((((( DO U KNOW HOW HAPPY THAT MADE ME B R O I ALMOST TRATED CRYING did i tell u i ranted abt that on my spam twt acc l0l ,, YOURE SO PRESHUS TOO MAN I CANT BELIEVE MAIA IS REAL but im so glad she is omg MAIA BEST GIRL OMLY OMLY ONLY shes so NICE AD SWEET AND chaotic sweet and awesome pls i want to cry and cradle you and protect yo form everything mwah maiko my QUEEN,, not saying i would drop everything just for you but... thats exactly what im saying 💘💘💘💘

@mysterystarz : novAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMG HI QUEEN <333 hru ☺🤲 i thought you were really really sweet and sophisticated when i first ur blog omg AND UR WORKS???? CHEFS KISS EVERYTHING TO ME she writes so well omg i cannawt. vv nice too and loves akashi a lot pls. i still think you're very VERY VERY sweet and awesome AND CALMING BRO ur so so nice i cannot stress rhat enough :((((((( another person who's very very precious ok an angel i tell you AND ALSO ERY FUCKING PRETYY LIEK WTF...... MA;AM HAND IN MARRIAGE??????

@sumerag1 : ri 😕😕😕😕😕 you CLOWN when i first met you i thought you were only here for may and didnt wanna talk to anyone else yk 😀👌 also i thought u were not very good at texting bye,,, BUT YOU HAVE A WAY WITH WORDS THAT MAKES ANYONE FEEL COMFORTED AND WANTED????? MA'AM HOW. now omg ilysm ur so FUCKING N I CE you always text me first anf :((((( check up on me :(((((( aND ME FEEL APPRECIATED OKAY ILYSM THIS WORLD DOESNT DESERVE YOU RI BEST GIRL AGENDA also omg supreior headcanons i must say

@kodzukoi : KOI KOI KOi KOIIIIIIIII you came in my ask box right1!!!!!! PHEW IF U DID IM SO GLAD BC UR SO :(((((((((((((( AWESOME MAN YOU MATCH MY ENERGY >:))))))))))))))))) AND UR SO NICE TO TALK TO i thoguth you were like vv calm and laid back and stuff at first AND U ARE!!!1 BUT LIKE MORE CHAOTIC I THINK :DDDDD UR SUPER COOL 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 EVERRYTING YOU DO >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

@elitparadox : omg ele loml hi you are so nice!!!!! and calm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and you seem liek the mom friend who always showers her chirren w love and grounds everyone yk??? BUT UR STILL SO SO FUN AN DYOU HAVE SO MUCH LOVE TO GIVE I LITERALLY WANNA CRY :(((((( YOURE SO SO SO SWEET I CANNOT breaksdown i swear you make everyone feel loved :((((((((( I HOPE UR GETTING THE SAME IN RETURN BC U DESERVE THE SAME OKAYU ur so loving i cannaut stop sayng that <33333

@sakusaxwindex : girl youre literally m ycousin...... um annoying ass mf dont knwo who she is bullie <///3 but the only person i tr*st or wtvr 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 smh #vros💯✨ or wtvr 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 only cusin i genuinely l*ke and look forward to or wtrv 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 smh r0t

[cjwallflower]

Marvel Gender Headcanons

because i doubt some of these people are cis

Peter: 

i claim this man for the trans community

he realised he was trans at around present time (15-16 years old)

he knows his family and friends will accept him

he’s still N E R V O U S

but he still wants to be true to his identity

so he wears the trans flag colours!!

Ned obvs catches on, but doesn’t say anything

Tony’s the first one Peter comes out to, bc i’m soft and irondad owns my heart

Tony gets him a spider suit with a binder built in

Peter is absolutely the kind of trans guy who forgets to take off his binder (i’m not projecting what do you mean)

he comes out to his aunt May next, and she breaks out the scissors

the other eventually figure it out, and they accept him immediately

Peter: Hey Clint?

Clint: Yo

Peter: I’m trans

Clint: *takes a gulp of his soda* wig

Peter: ???

they love him though let’s be real

Natasha Punches A Transphobe

someone calls Peter a tr*nny 

Natasha sends them on a one way trip to space :)

Peter absolutely decides to go on T

and he is a handsome!! boy!!

he eventually tells Ned and MJ, and they accept him too

Ned buys him a trans flag

NED BUYS HIM A TRANS FLAG

by the time they’re graduating high school, Peter passes as cis very well

Tony:

i’m claiming Tony as trans too

i promise there’s other gender identities here jdsfhkhsdfkjh

Tony came out in the 80s of all times

we know Howard

it didn’t go over well

Maria didn’t say much about it, but Howard was actively against it

Tony didn’t care at all

he literally snuck out and got a fake ID so he could start on T

Tony was almost 18 at that point, but he still used Howard’s money

just to piss him off

well Howard ended up dying like 3 years later

Maria survived because fuck you

but Tony never ended up getting any surgeries because he ended up getting busy with the company

he just didn’t have time, with all the recovery that goes into it

he’s still on T though!!

mans has tiddies and a beard, the boomers get confused

he tends to keep it more private though

Pepper knows, how could she not?

Pepper is the sole reason Tony survived to adulthood lbr

Peter found out accidentally

Tony got oil on a shirt while fixing one of his machines, and Peter walked in while he had it off

he saw the binder and boyyy was that a surprise

but it totally explained how Tony already knew so much about supporting Peter in his transition

the problem with being an ADHD workaholic?? 

hyperfocusing

when Tony hyperfocuses, he forgets to take off his binder

Jarvis: Sir, you need to take off your binder

Tony: Gimme like five more minutes, I need to finish this

Jarvis: Sir, it’s been 38 hours??

Tony: *already moving onto the next task* What’s your point?

his ribs are so fucked

Pepper and Peter remind him too

my boy is a mess

Thor:

this is solely because my nb loml claimed thor as nb and it’s super fucking valid

i love you babe 🥺

so Thor learned about different genders from Loki

and also from Peter tbh

but Thor LOVED the idea of being in between

it just made him really happy!!

he started using those labels a lot, even though he didn’t know much about what they meant

being on Earth more, he started to learn more about them

mostly because they replaced cops at pride (Peter’s idea)

so Thor decided to learn more

he knew he liked boys, that wasn’t uncommon on Asgard

gender expression was very open, but that blurred the lines a lot for him

when he got to non-binary, it clicked

“oh that sounds like me”

“THATS ME”

he was excited he’d figured it out

his immediate instinct?

he went to tell Loki

the only problem was Loki was asleep

“LOKI LOKI LOKI-”

“what do you wANT-”

“I’M NON-LIBRARY!!”

“WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN-”

it took like ten minutes for Loki to figure out what he meant

Loki was tired give him a break

he just kinda pushed Thor’s face away and went back to sleep

they talked about it again in the morning

after Loki got some coffee he was more receptive

“I accept you, just please stop waking me up at 2 am”

Thor’s just trying his best

he doesn’t know how to be non-binary though

(there is no right way to be enby though)

so Loki tried a few example sentences using they/them pronouns

Thor LOVED it

so now Thor wanted to use they/them pronouns

Loki isn’t a brain cell by any means

but he sure feels like one sometimes

and he’s tired of it

ANYWAYS

Thor announced it to everyone they saw

some people heard it multiple times

“GUYS I’M NON-BINARY!! :D”

they were happy for their thude

and Thor wore an enby flag to their first pride!!

now the protector of the lesbians says non-library rights

Loki:

Loki basically always knew he was genderfluid

it just seemed really obvious to him?

he realised he wasn’t cis when he was 7

he transformed into a girl for fun 

and she was like “oh i like this-”

so she experimented with that

and she fucking loved all of them

so she turned back into a boy and went to Frigga

that’s how he found out about the word genderfluid

so he basically just grew up shapeshifting as much as he wanted

when they eventually went to earth, Loki couldn’t shapeshift as much

after he was redeemed, he still needed to be recognisable so they wouldn’t think he was to pull a fast one on them

he was uncomfy 

Loki stays in his room a lot

he just really doesn’t wanna deal with it

he still shapeshifts in private!

Thor ends up being the one to catch on

but he kinda knows that Loki won’t talk to him

so he sends in the spider child!

Loki and Peter have a pretty close bond

so on one of the nights they hang out, it’s a she/her day

and Loki just kinda snapped and went on a bit of a rant

and she ended up coming out to Peter

Loki totally didn’t end up crying what do you mean

she just needs a hug

obvs Peter was accepting

he gave her that hug don’t worry

this was all on a rooftop eating bad street food jhshkfhjfkhkd

he did ask if he could tell the others, and Loki reluctantly agreed

yeah, the others felt kinda bad

so they ended up compromising!!

Loki could shapeshift, but not into other people 

and she could wear whatever she wanted

they also gave her bracelets so she could express her pronouns

its a long road

and it takes a long time to build trust

but Loki really does appreciate Thor and Peter’s efforts

Bucky:

trans enby rights. send tweet

let’s jump back to 1930s

Bucky was transitioning before the war

he had the surgeries and was on T

Steve was the only one who really knew 

it was right when HRT was starting to become a thing

he was one of the first people to try it

and it worked pretty well!

Bucky passed easily after ~2 years on T

but then he died

RIP Bucky :(

when he comes back as a Hydra agent, they use T supplements to make his body stronger

“Jokes on you, I like that shit”

yeah no the others end up rescuing him from there

but Bucky still takes T

everyone is a bit worried about it

they think he’s still under Hydra’s control

Steve has to explain it (with Bucky’s permission)

but Bucky really starts feeling a disconnect with being a male

it’s mostly due to the trauma from Hydra

he knows he’s not a girl anymore

but he hates the idea of being a boy now

so he has no idea what he is

he ends up drawing the parallel between himself and Thor

but Bucky still sees some masculinity in Thor, which confuses him a LOT

Bucky’s always confused lbr

so he ends up finding the term Agender

and he understands it!! and likes it!!

he’s too nervous to tell the others, so he writes sentences using they/them pronouns

“Their name is Bucky Barnes”

“Bucky is tired, they need a nap”

“Bucky’s best friend is Steve. They’ve known Steve since the beginning”

Bucky is WAY happier with they/them pronouns

the problem is they don’t know how to communicate that

even to Steve, they’re just nervous

Steve ends up finding the paper, which now has over 100 sentences

so the next time they’re alone, Steve brings it up, and after a little bit of avoiding answering, Bucky tells him about it

Steve is super accepting 🥺

“Do you want me to tell the others for you?”

“Yes please, I have no idea what I’m doing-”

“I don’t think any of us do”

so Steve lets the others know, and they start using they/them pronouns

Bucky’s IMMEDIATELY so much happier

i just think they’re neat-

MJ:

MJ isn’t cis, fuck you

MJ is a demigirl

and no one even figured it out for the longest time

she kinda groups herself on the more non-binary side

Peter finds out because someone calls her by they/them pronouns

“MJ?? Are you?? Non-binary??”

“Nope”

“Are you still a girl??” 

“Nope”

after like 20 mins Peter figures it out

and boy is he confused

“Why didn’t you just say it?”

“I couldn’t. Gotta keep ‘em on their toes”

“Who??”

“:)”

the M in MJ stands for mystery

anyways!!

she switches from lesbian to the term Trixic (NBLW)

MJ goes to pride with Peter and Ned that year

MJ gets a girlfriend there!!

she comes out to her girlfriend upfront. she doesn’t feel like waiting

yeah she gets intense

she gets it from her moms

who can blame her

MJ sometimes wears a binder

she wore one on the first day of school, because Peter was nervous about being out (he’d come out over the summer)

MJ will punch transphobes and homophobes

even just for fun tbh

but she won’t do it immediately

she heard someone make a comment about Ned and his boyfriend and waited a few days

and then came out of nowhere

B O N K

the douchebag kinda knew why though 

in conclusion, MJ is elite

[ultimatelyunassuming]

sovereignSlayer [SS] began trolling wonderfulVariation [WV]

SS: ATT3NTION P>NY H>MAN

SS: THIS IS YO>R GOD SP3AKING

SS: THO>GH I DID NOT CR3AT3 YO>R SP3CI3S I HA<3< FULL R3IGN O<3<R IT I HOLD F>LL A>THORITY O<3<R YO>R PATH3THIC AND M3ANINGL3SS LIF3

SS: NOW T3LL M3 H>MAN WHY SHO>LD I SPAR3 YO>R POINTL3SS 3XIST3NC3

WV: Spades, you fully know that's simply untrue, especially since you had no hand in making the Genesis Frog

SS: what th3 f>ck how do yo> know my nam3

SS: I MEAN

SS: OF CO>RS3 YO> KNOW MY NAM3

SS: I AM YOU> GOD AFT3RALL

WV: No you're not!

WV: You literally shafted that job to DD and CB, so if any one of you trolls are my god, it would be them

SS: shut th3 f>ck >p y3s i am

SS: how did yo> 3<3n know that yo> idiots ar3nt s>ppos3d to know abo>t that kind of thing

WV: 3<3n?

SS: ughhhh

SS: even

WV: Oh

WV: Well, you told me

SS: no i ha>3nt this is th3 first tim3 i 3>3r troll3d yo>

WV: 3>3r???

SS: UGHHHHHHHHHH

SS: yo>r >nprofici3ncy in typing q>irks INF>RIAT3S m3 yo> know that right

WV: Then don't use it

SS: f>ck yo>

SS: i m3an ever

WV: oh

WV: Oh

WV: Oh shit!!!!!

SS: what ar3 yo> shitting about

WV: This is the first time you're messaging me!!!!!!!!!

WV: Oh my god this is the beginning!!!!!!

SS: b3ginning?????

WV: This is the first time you've messaged me from your perspective!

WV: Oh wait, I should introduce myself, where are my manners

WV: I'm Writ, it's wonderful that we're both now fully acquainted with each other!

WV: Oh yeah, I apologize on behalf of my younger self, I was much more callous and rude to you than I should have been

WV:I was extremely pushed outside of my element, and I took out that frustration and scaredness on you, and although it isn't an excuse but an explanation, I just wanted to state that as to share my state of mind at the moment

WV: I hope that in your future we become friends :)

SS: p>t that smil3y fac3 away

SS: and th3r3s no way w3r3 going to b3 "fri3nds"

WV: ...

WV: Why not?

SS: b3ca>s3 thats not what i "do"

SS: thats not what i want *>S* to "b3"

SS: i want >s to fight each other and g3t into typing match3s abo>t how m>ch of a shit job w3r3 both b3ing at b3ing a l3ad3r

SS: i want to stay >p all day thinking abo>t ins>lts that i sho>ld<3 said b3ca>s3 i was so blind3d by disg>st that i co>ldnt think straight

SS: its b3ca>s3......

SS: its b3ca>s3 i hat3 yo>

SS: i hat3 yo> so f>cking m>ch it mak3s m3 want to t3ar my horns out

SS: i watch3d yo>r st>pidly soft lif3 play o>t and i f>cking

SS: wh3n yo> t>rn3d 6 sw33ps old and yo>r h>man p3rson l>s>s hand yo> a cak3 and yo> thank3d th3m with a smil3 and bl3w o>t th3 candl3s without f3ar of b>rning yo>r hi<3 down or wond3ring if thats th3 only bit of food yo>d ha<3 for th3 n3xt w33k my blood boil3d

SS: thats wh3n i tr>ly start3d to hat3 you

SS: and as th3 r3st of th3 h>man month >nfold3d and wh3n yo> 3nt3r3d th3 m3di>m i co>ld do nothing but watch and wait >ntil paradox spac3 finally allow3d m3 to contact you and t3ll you this

SS: so y3ah

SS: i hat3 you

SS: do

SS: do yo> hat3 m3?

WV: Well

WV: This is

WV: Very disheartening to hear

SS: what why

WV: Well, I don't want us to hate each other!

WV: I want us to be close to each other, like how you seemed with me when I first met you

SS: yo> can b3 clos3 and hat3 3ach oth3r

WV: What?

WV: Wait, is this one of those quadrants thing

SS: mayb3

SS: y3s

SS: no

SS: its no my answ3r is no i<3 d3cid3d that it is now no was no and will for3<3r b3 and was and will b3 no

SS: why do yo> ask

WV: Well

WV: Uhm

WV: This is embarrassing......

WV: If it was a quadrant hitting-on-me thing, well, to put it simply, I don't do quadrants.

SS: it wasnt a q>adrant thing i j>st said it was will and n3<3r was a quadrant thing

SS: f>ck m3

SS: this is so goddamn 3mbar3ssing

WV: So, you hate me?

WV: Like a non-romantic hate?

SS: no

SS: i m3an f>ck

SS: y3s?

SS: no thats wors3

SS: i m3an

SS: shit

SS: gi<3 m3 a s3cond to figur3 out what im going to say

WV: Take your time

SS: okay i got it

SS: my proclamation of hat3 WASNT m3 spilling my troll g>ts o>t to yo> b3ca>s3 that is 3xtr3m3ly path3thic thing to do for som3on3 whos apart of a sp3ci3s that do3snt li<3 br3ath3 and di3 quadrants it was m3 simply proclaiming how m>ch i want to b3 troll fri3nds with you

SS: troll fri3ndship is <3ry similar to yo>r h>man fri3ndship and a kism3sissit>d3

SS: it is b>ilt off of m>t>al hat3 and m>t>al r3sp3ct b>t p>r3ly platonic and not romantic

WV: Is this a true thing about trolls

SS: y3s

WV: I'm going to ask HB about this

SS: no dont do that

SS: i m3an

SS: th3r3s no r3ason to do that b3ca>s3 h3d say th3 3xact sam3 thing as i j>st did

WV: Do you promise?

SS: y3s

WV: Do you blood promise?

SS: what no blood what about blood th3r3 no r3ason to bring up blood in this con<3rsation

SS: whats a blood promis3 is this som3 h>man rit>al or som3thing

WV: Oh, I forgot, this is your first time messaging me

WV: Later down your line, and earlier down mine, we made this thing called a blood promise, since we're both blood players

SS: w3r3 both blood play3rs

WV: Yep, you're a prince, and I'm a heir

WV: So do you blood promise?

SS: y3ah sur3 i blood promis3

WV: Okay!

WV: I'm glad to see you're telling me the truth

SS: y3s i am i am <3ry tr>stworthy you b3li3v3 m3

WV: Yes.......

WV: Are you okay?

WV: You've been acting a bit off since we started this discussion......

SS: what y3s im okay im b3ing normal im v3ry normal right now

WV: Wait.

WV: I know what it is.

SS: y

SS: you do?

WV: Yes.

WV: You're just nervous about our first meeting

SS: haha

SS: y3ah

SS: im n3r<o>s

SS: thats why i<3 b33n acting w3ird

WV: Well don'y be afraid!

WV: I can assure you, we become quite close after this conversation!

SS: im glad to h3ar it

WV: Oh, I must go

WV: PM is requesting my presence while she initiates the Scratch.

WV: Goodbye!

WV: Hopefully I'll get to meet you soon, since everyone from our game needs to hide in the veil in order to not be killed

WV: Well, soon for me, it's going to be a while until you meet me

SS: spl3ndid i cant wait to s33 yo>

WV: Same with me!

WV: Goodbye :)

wondefulVariation [WV] ceased pestering sovereignSlayer [SS]

SS: im gonna f>cking di3 i cant fac3 him aft3r this

[cow3survivor]

Ep. 9: “Break Down Everything I’ve Built” - Jennet

JENNET

not to be rude but i hate this cast.... me winning immunity didnt even matter bc my bestie got booted tf...

(a little later)

feeling alone, im not even on a tribe anymore. im alone now not furcifer calumma or brookesia, just jennet

(after eating rice)

i know i sound dramatic asf but ffft i was so uneasy starting this game and i didnt feel comfortable or didnt feel excited to play until i started playing with ethan so i guess i relied too much on him but its like... now what?? where do i go from here? like sam, sammy, jones, and mikey voted to keep him so its like... here i am with low numbers again

(after taking a dip in the ocean)

immunity doesnt feel so good when ur number one ally gets sent home...

(after polishing the immunity necklace)

realizing that tonight ive been on the wrong side of both of votes so now im... reevaluating my position in this game. i have to break down everything ive built and start over and see who i can really trust right now

JONES

https://youtu.be/GY0DufoCyLE (after live night)

LOVELIS

So today's been way more eventful! I've had a great conversation with Jennet finally & got caught up on all the live night stuff, thought it was just a live competition that I wasn't able to attend but then I woke up to Ethan being gone LMAO but oh well! I've been targeted the past two rounds but I'm still here so I've just gotta work my options as best I can, and right now I do wanna with with Jessica the most. Apparently Shane put in a lot of work to keep me during live night & I'm thankful but earlier when I tried to talk to him he wouldn't divert from that point & it was a little awkward.. like idk what you want me to do about that... so today's mostly been catching up with the people who I haven't heard much from like Jake, Lindsay etc and seeing where their heads are at, I need to be more involved in something big if I'm gonna be seen as a potential winner should I make it to the end so I'm definitely not shy of jumping ship from Sharon and tryna make something better for myself with the people that voted for me hehe.. 😳😈

JENNET

looking at the memory wall and im feeling very: vulnerable

LINDSAY

12/19 - https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Q_KxHilwOebD8G3D8JAZsOMKdgsxFp-b/view?usp=sharing

JESSICA

I know in my last confessional I said I was close with Ethan. After I wrote that, I realized that he was a lot closer with other people than he was with me. Lindsay accidentally added him to an alliance chat and I expected him to freak out in my DMs (or at the very least ask me about it!) since we're supposed to be such good allies. But he didn't say anything! Shane said that he did get an Ethan freakout so I was like hmm... noted. Ethan likes Shane more than me so I am okay to vote him out a lot earlier than I was planning. Ethan also left out a LOT of information about the idols when we talked about them so I instantly knew at merge that he was hiding things from me. When we did that round robin conversation thing, I got Shane early on (I think he was the third person I talked to?) and he pitched voting Ethan which made a lot of sense to me. Plus I was a little worried Ethan could have had the Furcifer idol since he found that Brookesia one so fast. I figured if we were going to make a big move, that was the time to do it because if anyone was suspicious I could just pretend the whirlwind nature of the round was the reason they didn't know what happened. Speaking of idols!!! I'm 95% sure that Furcifer idol is in Sam's pocket. Shane had a vote extort power which he could play on anyone; it would force them to either reveal their entire voting history to this mysterious person OR they would have to give up their vote and sit out of immunity. I guess the vote part isn't public but the immunity part was and for some reason, Sam chose to not reveal his voting history. To Shane and Daisy, who don't know how the idols worked, this is a weird choice. But to me there's only one reason someone doesn't want their voting history revealed and it's because they didn't vote at a tribal which means they have an idol. Shane originally wanted to play the power on Mikey which I strongly did not want because 1) I already know how Mikey has voted and 2) I was pretty sure Mikey didn't have an idol so it's unlikely there was a tribal he didn't vote in and 3) If Mikey asked me about it, I didn't want to lie but I also didn't want to expose Shane. The question is.... does Sam's idol still work? If I had found the idol when I knew there was an easy boot on my team (he has to have found it before Pennino left), then I would have gambled as long as I could have to get the idol to work. My guess is Sam's idol goes until... f7? Maybe f6 or f5. Pennino probably left 3-1, not 4-1, but Sam's missing vote didn't matter because it was unanimous and wasn't read. For this round, right now everyone is probably voting Lovelis. It's the easy vote because he isn't here but personally I don't want to do that. Everyone says Lovelis is inactive but he isn't inactive to me and as far as I know, he is not going to flip on me and thinks I've been looking out for him. Which I have been! Also Lovelis cannot have an idol unless he somehow got the merge one. So to me it's like.... why not take out someone like Sam who (probably) has an idol? Or at least get him paranoid enough so he plays it. He seems like the kind of player who could easily stab me in the back so I'd like to get him before he gets me. Right now my tightest alliance is with Shane/Daisy, though I definitely talk about the game with Shane the most. However I also have good relationships with Lovelis, Sammy, and Mikey. I think Jennet and I are getting along well because as far as I know, I was the first one who told them Ethan's name was going around last time when everyone else seemed too afraid to tell them. They were not into that plan at all but I'm glad that I was honest with them because I don't want that to be a closed relationship at all! They also don’t seem to have a tonne of connections so they’re someone I'd like to keep close. And then Jones/Lindsay/Jake are people who I'm still getting to know but I do trust them.... a bit. I don't see that alliance of 6 lasting long term however I don't mind trying to stick with it to get Sam out before it disintegrates. I also think Shane is coming across as a threat which is great to me. I hope people don't think we're close because I really want to keep that relationship hidden. My entire game is about having everyone think they're my #1 (or at least my #2 or #3) so that they are less likely to leak things I tell them, less likely to vote for me, and more likely to look out for me. Information is power so I try to be in a position where I'll get as much of it as I can. So far it is working! I think. This is truly an essay

(a little later)

Oh also I never get episode titles in games so here are some: "Any way you slice it, it's Survivor madness!" "What a night, what a vote" "Please don't invite me to your messy party" "Social game is on 0!" "Survivor brings out the worst in you" "I'm a chameleon" Some of those are things other people said in other games but... oh well!

JENNET

apparently lovelis is rallying the troops to get them to vote for me bc i voted him out over madison... babe we NEVER spoke, and i spoke to madison ALOT why would i not vote u ? tf... its getting weird

JESSICA

LMAO IGNORE THAT LAST CONFESSIONAL That is not how the advantage works at ALL I now totally understand why Sam rejected it That’s so funny that we really read it that wrong.............. I love reading and comprehending the words that I read Still don’t know where that last idol is but this is so funny.

JENNET

so right now the only people i can trust are sammy, sam, jones, and mikey. i want to trust jake but hes in an alliance with jones, lindsay, daisy, shane, and jessica that he didnt tell me about. jones is playing double agent right now and the only reason i dont find that sketch is bc she told us info that she didnt need to. i will say me and jake had a convo about how we dont trust how shady lindsay has been and we wont target her until most of the og brookesia members are gone. im very scared right now but also very angry

(a little later)

had plans for this vote but sam got his vote taken away. im waiting to see what pops off at tribal/ the few hours before tribal before i can try to get the little band of misfits to settle on who to target first. so far its daisy and shane, i’ll try to sneak lindsay in but honestly i want daisy gone first bc shes hosted me and seen how i play and thats too much of an advantage. she’s dangerous to me and my game

JAKE

https://youtu.be/nZPMXTthz9Q yes I'm becoming paranoid and what?? say it to her face

JENNET

my dream boot order after this round (if lovelis is who goes): daisy shane jessica lindsay and then everything else can fold around itself but ideally jake is next to go

LINDSAY

videos r still uploading but here's my quick tea for this episode: feels way too easy to vote lovelis, keep expecting things to blwo up bc lovelis is throwing jennet's name out there. game way too quiet. shit aint right but i aint know whats wrong. i may be paranoid

JENNET

:ETHAN: ❤️ :JENNET: hours

SAMMY

so I feel like so much happened in this round? let's recap the live night and dive into our thoughts and feelings about where we are right now. So starting off after Madison is voted out, the plan throughout the day was to just vote out whoever stayed out of Madison/Lovelis, right? Okay so I go into this live event thinking that's the plan...not sweating...just chilling right? right okay so I get to talking to people and then I get in a chat with daisy who is my 3rd phone call? Then I hear of this plan to get rid of Ethan?? In my head I was like...blinks...okay so why are we doing this like what is the point y'all are being too complicated. So fast forward Ethan goes home. Then Jones lets me know there was a separate group made before tribal of Jake/Shane/Jones/Jess/Lindsay. Apparently all the people who voted Ethan? This actually pisses me off not gonna lie because I opened the door for a conversation hinting that I knew of a group to daisy/jess/Jake and none of them spilled to me. So I caught them in a lie and it lets me know that they are serious about that group of people and that alliance means something. I thought I was close to daisy and I thought she considered me her #1 ally but the info I have been getting really makes me trust her less. She was working on the idol/bridge with like so many other players which makes sense to how she was able to find so many powers. I feel used. She is close to Shane and it is obvious. I also 100% feel as if the Ethan plan was made before tribal or at least mentioned as an idea. I don't like the vibes I am getting from them and something has to change soon or I am gonna be finding myself in a rough patch. I told Jones about Daisy's powers to let Jones know that Daisy pretty much lied to Daisy about the street car ladies (sorry daisy I still love u but in the moment I felt used because I know ur bridge group is on like the late 30s and you didn't tell me). Daisy is playing the middle and I need to separate myself from her or at least break her and Shane up. She is using Shane as a shield. Also I was added to the justice league alliance and its so cute (Jones, Jennet, Mikey, Me, Sam) I love this group but I will say Sam is my weakest connection and I don't really have much trust in him? Hoping that will change in these upcoming rounds tho. Also, I told Jones about my vote block that lasts until final 5 which we could use to our advantage later in the game. I will be holding onto that as long as possible. The last major update other than me feeling somewhat left out of this "group" would be that Jess asked if I would be down to make a group after the vote of her/Jake/me/mikey which I would actually very much enjoy. Okay that is my longest confessional yet. I hope you enjoy. As of right now my top two allies are Jones/Mikey....Lowest on my trust rankings are Shane and Lindsay.

JENNET

lovelis dming me saying we should get out mikey pfftttt

DAISY

https://youtu.be/mz2Fg_Kvyqo

SAM

https://youtu.be/J81hUWIy6dg

SHANE

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-dymdy5vjtHdwsY3JSTnovwaSRLvuzQt

JESSICA

me: lovelis will be a jury vote for me! me: nvm!!!! Not sure why being rude to people and attacking them is your strategy on the way out... but you do you!

LOVELIS

I think I mentioned chaos in my previous confessional and I think I just did that so you know what.. I'm content LMAO. I pulled out pretty much all the cards I had left to play this round and if it wasn't enough despite being carried the past two tribals.. then so be it. This has been such a fun past couple days and it's fun to just let loose and see what happens!

[samthe-onion-nigga]

Yall, PLEASE tell me how to get my gf to vote, cuz she is in the weirdest place on this spectrum and it really annoys the shit out of me. She wont vote bc she believes that her vote doesnt count (like duh it doesnt. Ur not fucking voting!!), but she will sit here ALL DAY and talk about politics and what this president did and how he’s a shithead and how she cant wait for him to be out of office.. but wont vote! Says the government is currupr and all these old people need to be pushed out... but wont vote.. says ‘there are other ways besides voting that u can do to help your community’.. but ive never seen her trying to do that either.

She gets that dumb shit from her father (whos never voted, but says he might this year to vote for tr**p.. jus dumb ass antics).. everytime she talks to her mom, her moms asked her if she’s registered and she goes on a spiel bout how it doesnt count waa waa waa, bullshit..

But bruh, i dont want to sit and listen to nobody talk politics all day, especially if theyre complainin bout it, but they wont vote.. thats so annoying.. cuz she’ll complain n im like ‘girl but u wont vote to do nothin about it, so why complain?’ But she says she doesnt like talkin politics bc ppl get in theor feelings and dont know how to jus have the conversation.. but i can tell from experience that its jus fuckin frustrating!!

Its like someone bein like ‘i hate school shootings, theyre terrible! They hurt our kids, the teachers dont wanna work nomore and it hinders education of these babies’ ‘right, we gotta band together and put a stop to this’ ‘oh, na, im good, thats on yall.. i really hate the problem, but i aint gon do shit to fix it...’ nigga, oh!

Did liberals collectively forget that Hilary won the popular vote the moment that fact stopped being rhetorically useful to them

[perksofhs]

“Nice to meet you”

(Warning: a little bit of mature language but nothing to bad) 

You’d had a pretty stressful morning. The tube was delayed, a signalling fault 5 stations away stopping all trains for about an hour meaning you were late. The coffee machine was on the fritz, breaking every 15 minutes, which, considering you worked in a coffee shop, was a major inconvenience. A few equally as stressed but colossally more agitated customers had only made it worse. By lunch time you’d angered more customers than you had pleased, by no fault of your own but they of course didn’t see it that way. The constant “what do mean you don’t have coffee” and “why is it taking so long?”, a few customers even going to far as to berate you as you desperately tried to fix the entirely out of date machine. 

You were able to keep it together though, that is until one arrogant middle aged man, dressed in a grey suit with what you could only assume was a ridiculously expensive briefcase, decided to be unnecessarily cruel. “Do your job properly woman, for gods sake hurry up! I have a meeting to get to and your going to be responsible for it starting late if you don’t finish making my bloody cup of coffee! How hard can it be!” he was yelling, causing everyone in the store to turn and stare at the two of you. His face was red with rage, to be completely honest, you were kind of scared. “I’m sorry sir, i’m doing my best, the machine isn’t working properly” you had tears in your eyes, you shouldn’t be the one apologising but thats how customer service worked right? “Oh the machine isn’t working properly hey? Yeah sure, use all the excuses you have, I’m not falling for it, the only problem here is you are incompetent” he spat, rolling his eyes. That was it, that was the straw that broke the camels back and you just began to cry. Hot tears trickling down your cheeks as you continued to try and make the mans coffee. You sniffed back the tears, trying to compose yourself before once again trying to apologise to the irate man “Again i’m sorry sir i’m tr-" before you could finish however you were cut off by someone else. “Hey she shouldn’t be the one apologising, she’s just doing her job! What you just did was completely uncalled for mate, if anything you should be apologising to her!” 

You looked up, making eye contact with the man who interrupted. He was familiar, you knew you recognised him from somewhere but in that moment you couldn’t put your finger on it. You didn’t have long to think about who the valiant stranger was before the other man snapped back. “Oh you want me to apologise to her now? She’s the one not doing her job properly, i’ve been here for 20 minutes! This is ridiculous!” he was furious by now. “Well how about you go across the street to the other coffee place, I don’t think anyone wants you here anymore. Is that fair to say?” the kind stranger then glanced around the room, the rest of the store patrons nodding their heads in agreement. The angry business man muttered a few choice curse words before grabbing his briefcase and storming out. The second the door closed behind him although you were relieved your emotions had built up and you couldn’t help let a few more tears spill over. “Oh love its ok, he was just being a dick. I hope he is late to his bloody meeting after all that! Are you ok?” his eyes were beautiful, soft and filled with concern. You quickly wiped away the remaining tears rolling down your cheeks, putting a smile, a fake smile but still it was a smile, “Yeah, i’ll be fine, just been one of those days you know?”. He nodded, “I get it, some days are just a bit shit” he smiled as you let out a laugh in agreement “That is very true. Annoyingly today was that day for me.” He smiled again, thankful he could make your bad day even just a little better. 

“Thank you for that by the way, I really appreciate it” you said, making eye contact once again. “Any time, the guy was being a real prick, and just so you know you are doing your job really well, he was just an ass” he responded. You smiled, suddenly feeling a little embarrassed that you had cried in front of a store full of random strangers over something completely out of your control. Your co-worker and best friend Sam walked over, still rather gobsmacked by what just happened, “You ok girl? He was a right dick, I’m glad this fine young man stood up for you. Honestly if I wouldn’t get fired I would have given him an earful and maybe an accidental kick in the bollocks.” You laughed, knowing full well that she wasn’t exaggerating, “I’m sure you would have, and we both know it wouldn’t be an accident! I mean its happened before, on multiple occasions” it was true, she was very protective of the people she loved. You chuckled remembering one time a stranger in a club had gotten a little too handsy with you and she made sure he regretted it and potentially ruined his chances of having children one day. “So who is this then? The heroic stranger who swooped in to save the damsel in distress?” she said looking at the man standing before the two of you who started if you weren’t mistaken began blushing at her comment. “Well I don’t think it was that dramatic but i’m Harry” he said, chuckling at the end. You smiled, rolling your eyes at your truly annoying best friend. “Well hello Harry, nice to meet you” you reached out your hand to shake his, he hands were soft and warm and ginormous compared to yours. “Ok you I think its time for your, break, you earned it thats for damn sure!” Sam nudged you “Maybe Harry here would like to join you? I think after that you need to at least get to know each other a little bit!” she smirked watching your cheeks turn a vibrant shade of pink before you attempted to hide it by avoiding eye contact with Harry, his cheeks doing the same. 

Harry couldn’t deny that he thought you were beautiful. He’d noticed you as soon as he’d walked in, not being able to take his eyes of you longer than a few seconds. “I’m free for coffee, I mean only if you want to?” he stuttered, suddenly feeling a little insecure about asking you on what was essentially a date only 15 minutes after first laying eyes on you. You smiled, biting your bottom lip, “I’d like that, but maybe not coffee, we’ll be here for hours just waiting for the machine to work.” “I mean that doesn’t have to necessarily be a bad thing right? Just gives us more time to get to know each other” he smirked, even surprising himself a little with the sudden burst of confidence but what can he say? He was intrigued by you, as you were by him. “Let me just grab my things, i’ll be back in a second” you turned, taking your apron off as you walked out to the staff room grabbing your things from your locker, checking yourself in the mirror, ridding of the smudged mascara below your eyes, and hastily making your way back out to front of house. 

You found him, sitting in one of the booths in the back, his large hands wrapped around a take away cup. You paused for a moment, taking in the sight of him, grey beanie adorning his head, a few stray curls poking out of the sides, framing his face perfectly, you couldn’t deny that he was handsome, but what intrigued you most was his his personality, his heart. He was obviously kind, he had been brave enough to stand up for someone he didn’t even know in front of a room full of complete strangers and you found that really touching. 

You started walking towards the booth, you watched as his head snapped up, his eyes meeting yours once again. “Hi” he said, he was nervous, you were the most beautiful person he’d ever seen. “Here, sit here” he scooted over, motioning to slide in next to him. “Oh I forgot to get you something, what do you drink? you smiled and shook your head “All good, Sam knows what I drink and I saw her making it as I walked over” and right on queue Sam walked over holding a a tea cup and saucer in one hand, a piece of chocolate cake in the other. “Here you go babe, the usual!” she smiled, sliding it over the table in front of you. “Thank you Sammy” she shot you a wink before walking back over to the counter, returning to the coffee machine with a huff muttering under her breath something about a not being afraid to smash it to bits with a hammer. You took as sip of your tea, letting the calming warmth of the water relax you. “God I needed that” you sighed, relief finally hitting you. Harry smiled, he could tell the day had taken its toll on you. “So tell me a bit about yourself” Harry said, taking a sip of whatever was in his own drink. Over the next hour you both talked about your lives. He’d told you about being a musician, the mention of which finally making you clock on to who he was and why he was so familiar, he’d talked about his travels, his family, his life. You’d done the same, telling him all about your university studies, your year abroad in the US, and your travels and your family, the usual first date etiquette. It was perfect, for that hour it was just the two of you and by the time your break was up you had swapped numbers and a second date had already been marked in the diary. You’d said your goodbyes, sharing a warm hug before you both went your seperate ways. 

 As you walked back to the counter you couldn’t stop smiling, already day dreaming about the next time you’d see him. As you put your things back into your locker your phone buzzed, a text from Harry lighting up the screen “That was probably the shortest but the best first date i’ve ever had, can’t wait for tomorrow night. H xxx” as you read the message you could feel the butterflies in your stomach, your heart beginning to race, the smile never once leaving your lips. “I agree, the shortest but best first date ever :) I can’t wait either xxx” you shoved the phone back into your bag, closing your locker and going back to work. 

You couldn’t stop thinking about him, as he couldn’t stop thinking about you. The rest of the day you found yourself thinking about him, thinking about the second date, your future, everything about him. You didn’t know where this would lead or how long it would last but you were most definitely excited to find out. Your whole life had changed in that one day, that one hour. It was a day you knew neither of you would ever forget. And you never did. 

Ok lovelies here it is, the story of how Harry and the missus met! I hope you enjoyed it, I loved writing this one.This was definitely the longest one by far! Let me know what you want to see me write, I need some more ideas! I won’t be posting another one for a couple of days I think but I promise there will definitely be more! 

E xxxx

[pinksweatergettingbetter]

//siblings bein’ siblings :’)

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boy theyre really piling on the dick with roger. and yet, it somehow feels kinda forced. not quite as goofy-forced as ‘matt swirl my brandy and show off my scratched eye engarde’ but still... 

he’s so obnoxious that i wanna hold up a hand like “chill, chill, youre the villain, you dont have to try so hard. yeesh.”

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In spite of everything, it's still (Tr)u(cy)

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Did Godot also ghost write the gramarye creed?? We didn't need this man 

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I love that she's "magical girl Trucy"

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That is a HUGE ASS SWORD. Trucy must be ripped to balance that shit with one hand 

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(Cries) the judge bravo’d her my heart

And Apollo asks her to be careful I fhfhfhggg 

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JUDGE! Don't call her a butt!! - Bonny: a fan of mine took some footage of the me in the show. It's kind of creepy but it might help.

Me: ok well it can't be any creepier than the normal show footage which focuses on her quite a bit anyway---

(Footage is shot from backstage)

Me: BODYGUARD. DEMAND A BODYGUARD IN UOUR NEXT CONTRACT.DO NOT PERFORM WITHOUT ONE.

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"What a waste of time"

I know, sadmad, it is a waste of time hinting And blabbing on when the contradiction is SO PAINFULLY OBVIOUS

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To this games credit, I actually looked thru the footage to check for the edit and it's actually there. You can see the screen skip ever so slightly. I mean it's a little improbable that Trucy was still in the same position after twirling but that's a neat little detail. Not bad, SOJ, not bad at all.

- (Snerk) sexy pan up shot for mr retinz

- I know everyone loves the 'what's crackalackin homie" line but it stinks of pandering to me

It's like mr grossberg saying his hemerhoids were doing the Harlem shake. But I don't even think they were referencing the meme back then.

Also something about the way they write Nahyuta feels like the equivalent of a foreign character saying "it is-- 'ow you say..."

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Burger barn sounds like the shittiest restaurant on earth. I wonder if it was the Ramen Ranch in the Japanese version...

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"It's pretty long so I'll just show you the part with.." OHHH NO. We learned our lesson in dual destinies. We watch ALL the footage, damn it.

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That must be Trucy! ... Six seconds after she runs in the opposite direction, also shown rising up into the rafters. ‘kay. Sounds legit. Prosecutor sadmad, please call me a moron and threaten more insignificant reincarnations...

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"It threatens to disrupt the karmic course of this case" You mean it's so bullshit that you're obviously going to lose, right? It's ok, you can just come right out and say it. Nobody will mock you.

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huh. retinz just called sadmad ‘pretty boy’

gee whiz guess theyre gay for each other now. c’mon fandom work your magic.

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I'm starting to really not know what the victim’s last rights actually are. could you be a lil more clear on that sadmad

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“My OBJECTION.... is NOT FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT!!!”

but it sure is for mine [snicker]

also gr8 excuse there, roger

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“every industry has its own way of doing things, just as we in the legal profession focus exclusively on evidence and testimony’

really? for some reason i thought you were more interested in The Magic Pool and The Screams of the Condemned.

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i can see theyre trying to write sadmad funny but its just not.... funny???

even with roger’s obnoxious persona i find him funnier. his texting sprite is hilarious. he just looks so fuckin pleased with himself.

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Lang Zi says... Nahyuta needs a different schtick.

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( well this numbskull has a thick skin, so there )

-holds back tears-

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phoenix, drunkenly, from the gallery: DEAD PERSON... PUNISHING SOMEONE THROUGH A SURVIVING FAMILY MEMBER..? APOLLO GEDDOWN THE FUCKIN GHOS’S ARE COMING AAAHHH

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“not bad for a shitty soap opera twist”

yeesh, that was a very sudden bout of self-loathing from the writers.

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poor manov. somehow i feel more sad about his death than the entirety of the victims in DD (apart from Clay that is)

i mean he was just some magician tryna make it big.

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(sigh) they tried to do the ‘are you high’ joke again and yet they still dont understand what made it funny in the first place.

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“Strange are the karmic threads before me...”

is that Koorahneese for ‘shit, I'm losing!!’

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NOW I FEEL EVEN WORSE FOR MANOV

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i love when villains do that thing where it’s obviously fucking them and a jury would haul their ass to jail in 2 seconds but since it’s the bench trial system theyre like :3c I'm not admitting to anything! I just revealed something incriminating and suspicious as fuck but since my name isn’t carved into it you cant punish me~~~

im not being sarcastic either, at this point its just funny 

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apollo: AHH, HOW DID YOU READ MY MIND?!

roger must have assistant’s blood in him; all of them can do it 

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ohhhh. ohhh. i think. i see how he did it. if so, shit bro; that’s fucked up. but actually a pretty good sneaky murder method, with some pretty good foreshadowing that really stuck in my mind. 

Not bad, SOJ. Not bad at all.

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‘do you think the audience will let you get away with the twins schtick twice in a row?’

alright writers, your self deprecation is making me a little uncomfortable now.

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i like picturing manov’s soul sitting on he judge’s head.

“could you hurry it up? I'm tired of listening to butterfly over there banging on about last rights. i just wanna see retinz get his ass kicked.”

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wait did i completely miss something 

what the fuck is with the random tuna boat joke

did i miss a reference to it before

is it a joke on turnabout: tuna-boat ??

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hang on. is this a half-case? 

they did this in dual destinies with the two last ones. i guess they can’t fit five full cases into a game after all... for some reason.

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i was right! well done. thats a well written twist. anyway, most importantly:

IM STILL CRYING OVER MANOV. HE DIDNT DESERVE THIS

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as much as i appear to like ragging on these games, i really hope the rest of the cases are as good. 

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sadmad: you f––

writers: [shake heads vigorously and make cut-throat motions]

sadmad: ..! ..uhh... [opens up a thesaurus] dim-witted... ignorant... imbecilic?

writers: [nod and sigh in relief]

sadmad: putrid red pepper. 

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“just some good old fashioned logic”

oh look at that they just admitted the ‘rethinking the case” mechanic is just an off brand logic rip-off.

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wow that was the most over-the-top prosecutor breakdown I've ever seen. how did that even work? physically, i mean

maybe the soul butterfly is getting its revenge

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NOO!!! NOT VALANT!!!

also holy shit that was one helluva hallucination. I'd like to think Magnifi was responsible from beyond the grave for one last feat in dickery. 

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Trucy’s absolutely right and murder is 99% never justified, but Magnifi is heavily implied to be a bag of dicks. 

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“Wow trucy, i never knew that being the best could be so tough good for your dating life’

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“do you think I'm a naive greenhorn?” “No, she's not...”

don't use the ‘smile in spite of everything’ thing, don't use the ‘smile in spite of everything’ thing, don't use the ‘smile in spite of everything’ thing––

Ff fffffuuuuck

god dAMNIT

what is japans obsession with smiling thru shitty times??? its, like, ok to cry when you feel down, you know? its admirable to be strong in times of distress but your worth isn't based solely on how well you can pretend not to feel like shit

why not present that quick-ass thinking she did to get around Bonny’s mistake? THAT is the mark of someone who’s ready to be on stage. somebody who’s ready for any eventuality; that’s the mark of a clever performer. she kept a cool head and let the show go on; thats impressive!!!

get this shoe-horned in shit outta my face.

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alright alright... theyre trying to have an emotional moment between siblings. ill calm down... for now.

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Apollo: You’ve really changed Edge––– eh h I mean, Nahyuta.

Nahyuta: fuck you. 

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trucy: you don't like to talk about your past, do you? because you always change the subject!

apollo: its not so much that i don't like to talk about it as that it’s constantly being rewritte––– 

[shotgun cocking sound from capcom]

apollo: I-ITS PARTY TIME, ITS PARTY TIME, EVERYBODY’S GETTIN DOWN BECAUSE ITS PARTY TIME

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phoenix: you're a full fledged lawyer, apollo

apollo: aww gee thanks

phoenix: do you know the definition of full-fledged, in the bird world

apollo: uh

phoenix: it means they fly the coop. leave the nest. go to a completely different country, shall we say

apollo: ah

phoenix: just putting that out there apropos of nothing.

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PHOENIX TALK TO YOUR FUCKING DAUGHTER. CHRIST. shit. sigh.

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apollo is now fucking dead, and living up to the title “Spirit of Justice”

[identity-thief-impersonator]

Like I was friends with this guy and he was fine he was respectful he seemed like a Nice Guy™ at the beginning but he wasn't gross he was just like. Weird. But he was okay and he hung out with me and shit so it was whatever but then after a while he got more comfortable or whatever and he made a couple transphobic jokes but they weren't blatantly awful and he meant well with them (it was just some stupid attack helicopter shit which got old the second it started but he doesn't know that because he's not a part of the community) and he's like not horrible he's just. So Straight Man™. Like okay man you don't need to mansplain how awful tumblr is to me I've been using the site for a while, I know it has its flaws. However, you're listing reasons like "so many sjws!!!1!1!!" Which when given examples literally just means nonbinary people/people who anything other than gay or straight. Like tumblr is bad because the site crashes every five seconds and sometimes freezes my entire phone, not because it's a safe space for lgbtqai people. I know some people go pretty far to the point that their just driving away allies or hurting other people in the community but that isn't a problem with tumblr as a whole and it's not a reason to bully those people. It's certainly not a reason to bully nonbinary people or people with multiple labels, which are the people who are actually getting bullied when people talk about "what's wrong with tumblr". He also decided that I needed to watch a whole ass video of some YouTuber talking about how awful tumblr is, which was really just insulting me and my friends identities over and over again. If one more cishet makes an "I identify as ____" joke I'm going to fucking snap. And I tried to politely tell him "I mean it's not that bad it's just a bunch of people having fun being themselves stop being a dick" and he said "oh yeah he gets to that he gets to it don't worry" like I guess I wasn't clear enough please shut the fuck up I don't have that much dignity but holy shit this is crossing several lines. oH jUsT gEt ThRoUgH tHiS pArT okay I'll wait for ten more minutes and see if he stops insulting me so I can hear some half hearted "I mean I'm not transphobic do what you want but if you identify as blah blah blah then blah blah blah" that I didn't ask for in the first place. It all sparked from me saying "yeah I don't use Reddit because idk I don't like the people on it" which is a polite way of saying I feel unsafe around white cishet men, especially online because then they're more entitled and I know for 100% that someone is going to call me a tr*nny or purposely misgender me or call me a f*ggot or send me death threats because thats the online experience of people like me who venture outside of our safe circles. And he doesn't understand that because he has never experienced anything close to that. Hell, I've never actually experienced that online, and I already know it's going to happen because that's what cishets are like. Sorry I kind of just went off on a rant that no one asked for but I'm fucking pissed off. Just know that you guys all my mutuals and my followers you're all so important to me. Tumblr was where I found myself, and it's where I learned to love myself and it's where I built a community and it's very important to me and although the website itself is kinda shit it's the only place that I feel 100% safe to be myself and that is important and that counts even though it's not in real life.

Hey can I please murder every straight man please like holy fuck please like every once in a while they're sorta nice but then they're still straight men so they go and fuck that up hdhdnnxn please I want to destroy them as a population