#me: i rly dont like nanami

[hinamie]

bunch of portraits

[pavlikbuonarroti]

godddddd no force on earth could make me gaf about morfonica. god could descend from the heavens and tell me that the only surefire way to get through the pearly gates was being a morfonica stan and i would accept my place in hell then and there

[arolesbianism]

I find it so funny just how long I'd have to talk to get to a single non original character in the random card au if I explained the worldbuilding in chronological order. I'm pretty sure the first recognizable characters would be og Tae and Rei and even then there's a pretty big span of time where they could have possibly existed so I could theoretically go through a Lot before getting to them even without all of the finer details of kingdom worldbuilding

[screampied]

NEED A JJK LIST DESCRIPTIONING OF HOW THE WHIMPER AUDIOS OR JORKING AUDIOS BE SOUNDING LIKE AND WHAT THEY BE SAYING LIKE PLSSS NGH 🤤😵‍💫😱😱🙏😵‍💫🙏🤤🙏😵‍💫😒🤤

OMMMG

first would be satoru and choso. i can’t choose between the two but they def have the best whimpering audios. babbles your name over and over if it’s a nut audio, cries n whimpers how much they miss u. satoru would def be like “i know you don’t like me touchin myself but i miss you,” and he’d have such a pout. choso would probably be like, “baby hurry up ‘n come home safe please. not gonna touch myself until you say i can,” and i like to think choso has more restraint so he’ll wait until we come home, satoru rly doesn’t gaf he’s gonna hump our side of the bed n blow up our phone with whiny audios and ‘😣☹️’ emojis LMAO

second would be suguru. he’ll give you whine audios if you ask but thinks it’s kinda weird but you’re his baby <3 has such good jerking off videos, def wears tones of rings and his videos are like literally ten minutes long. would say somethin like “fuck, you’re killin’ me sweetheart. bet you’re laughin’ at how pathetic i sound. need you so bad, shit.”

toji’s third. good luck getting him to make him whimper on audio 👩‍💻👩‍💻. his ego won’t let him, but his jerking off videos are top tier. they last even longer than ten minutes, i’d say an hour. toji would actually facetime you so you can watch him stroke himself, def has your panties in his hand too. HESSS SO. toji would say smth like, “this would feel so much better if my hand was yours, babygirl. aw, dont give me that look. oh. these? i’ll wash ‘em after.” he doesn’t

fourth are nanami and sukuna. i can’t see them with whine audios, sukuna would rather die lol but nanami maybe. he’s like ‘🧐🧐🧐’ when you ask him to send him a audio of him whining but he sends it. like three, i think nanami would def overstim himself for you <3 he has good nut videos too. he’s kinda shy so he’d cover his face the entire time, making sure you get a pretty glimpse of his blond happy trail. nanami would be like “hope this is a nice video for you, my love. gettin’ myself all dirty jus for you,” meanwhile sukuna 🗿 he doesn’t send jerking videos. man doesn’t have a phone, let alone know how to use one. if he were to send one, it would be like three seconds because he hates technology. he prefers the real thing. LOL he’s trying. he’ll just come up to your face and stroke off right in front of you 🙂‍↕️

[nanathott]

QUESTION!! (i hope i don’t sound like those annoying people😖😖) is there a specific reason you won’t write for mahito? or is it just because you dislike him?

i just do see him like that, there’s also the issue and the logistics of his age which i dont rly wanna get into

technically the curse “mahito” has been around for a long time, possibly hundred of years just waiting to manifest but he’s only like 1 right? ik he’s not ACTUALLY one in terms of the curse, but even nanami said he’s just a child, and he’s only been physically manifested for a year, the logistics of it all is just something that makes me a little iffy

i don’t judge people that write for him tho since technically the “human” curse is really old but it’s just not something i wanna dabble in like that, but his character is interesting

[helloanthy]

Sup people, I see this is the place to throw trans headcanons. Before I begin I would like to note that I just finished RGU for the first time two weeks ago and have not started a rewatch because college is whooping my ass. This is not based on literally anything canon and I cite no sources other than vibes. Anyway here’s some trans agenda nonsense

Miki Kaoru, resident 13-year-old boy doing what 13-year-old boys do (being a misogynist). The student council uniform gives him an excuse to dress masc and that + his haircut + his age allow him to pass with relative ease. He’s been presenting masc for some time, and part of the reason why he’s so insistent on talking to his and Kozue’s parents is out of gratitude for allowing him to do so. However, back in those days, the world still perceived him as a girl, and he knows that all too well. In fact, it’s part of the reason why he’s so obsessed with his Shining Thing. He wants to go back, of course, but he also wants a redo of his childhood as himself, as Kozue’s brother, and he’s ready and willing to lean into the societal expectations of manhood to obtain that. After all, a man is expected to effectively own a woman, right? Isn’t that what he should be striving for in order to live his life as a man?

OOO this is rly interesting headcanon i hav not thought about ... i dont hav any trans miki thoughts so this was a fascinating ask to recieve, thank u thank u ! i realy like the interpretation of miki wanting to maintain a relationship out of gratitude with their parents for allowing him present masculinely making me think of this in relation to kozue as well ... an obedient "boy" would still be preferred over an unruly girl i suppose ... miki has seem to given up on his sister because she's inrecognisable to the pure girl he in his idealised childhood so he seeks a replacement for her with anthy ... i wrote something similar about touga and transmasc nanami, since miki is also one of the youngest in the cast, maybe imagine in a few years his parents will also tell him that playtime is over and they've indulged in him long enough. that its time to be a proper lady ? then his world would be similarly shattered and put in the same position as kozue aaaa ... im going through withdrawl right now on several medications so i cant explain better but i hope this made some sense. someone with better brain at the moment and without a migraine can share their miki + kaoru twins thoughts as well ! thank uuu agn for the ask i lov reading RGU trans thoughts 💙 (also this is making think of trans girl kozue too .... help)

[saetoru]

i legit should have learned my lesson after demon slayer where they literally killed all the characters and dropped jjk when i still had the chance 🥲 legit dont think i’m gonna keep up with it anymore, i was already struggling when nanami died and now this is like the last straw for me 😭

i literally didn’t read demon slayer bc my brother told me i would not handle it well (he read it) and he was like “wait till the anime comes out so you can watch it with me there and you’ll be less sad” HEJAKSJ like lil bro deadass was like girl. ur not well enough for this alone. IDK WHAT THE HELL IM SUPPOSED TO DO AB THIS LIKE.

idk. idk like i actually don’t rly understand how to process it i’m just rly 🥹 rly sad 🥹

[baby-xemnas]

Now that it’s over, what’re your thoughts on jjk? From beginning to end? Up until that final panel, tell us everything O3O

you are very silly, like im gonna structure my thoughts "from beginning to end"

my opinions are my own and they are terrible: shortly i love it there is not rly anything that im butthurt about or disappointed with cuz i bet on the right horse (sukuna)

gege loves sukuna clearly as compared to gojo LOL. honestly winner of that fight was pretty obvious from the start o///o

i love sukuna we know i love sukuna, i love sukufushi even if that was slightly a let down in the end i wish their parting was hornier than what we had, but it was okay.

and because i love sukufushi i love megumi's role as a potential man (tm) aka not doing shit - cuz if he was out and about doing too much shit it would distract from sukufushi. megumi is fucking boring and doesnt do anything thats why he stayed a perfect wife

i love toji i love fushimama. man whos both a whore but also a dedicated wife guy???? toji is a hall of fame gold star seme. amazing. best thing

i love yutarika and everything about yutarika was great except i wanted yuta to die so we could get a reunion but its fineee he can live a bit longer its okaaayy they are happy with rika chan. and she was pretty upset about him being separated from his body so...anything for you rika chan.. as long as you are happy

culling game is a shit arc, its boring a lot of time was wasted on characters i dont give a fuck about that kinda dragged on BUT in the middle of it was maki slaughtering everyone and we love that, best part of it. hate naoya btw hate that gg brought him back but at the same time he is so hateable so it kinda made sense

the way its structured overall feels kinda messy like so much shit happens, but thats why i kinda feel that the final chapter mystery solving adventure of the trio felt lowkey as a troll like "see what it couldve been lol? anyway goodbye"

mahito arc was crazy. fucking coconuts. great writing there, manga until he is defeated feels like first half and its a better half then what comes after. but i didnt hate all of the latter half so its fine too. just that mahito is a great villain and he fucked up yuji good - rly kinda enjoyed that gg brings him back in the final chapter like it felt random in the moment but looking at it now, its a fun cameo/callback, funny how pissed he was at sukunas answer

sukuna...im a supreme sukuna dick rider and i liked his change of heart! not everyone is happy with it but a lot of his fans ARE happy and im one of them! i dont care for him and uraume as a ship and i dont uwuuu at their connection - even in that moment when he leads them by the hand i think sukuna is pretty ambivalent towards them but it was nice

things before the ending i love: yuji taking sukuna to his dream skape in his domain was such a sweet BROTHERS piece of fanservice that was so kind of gg

i caved in and accepted satosugu into my heart after gojo died and geto was there. gege finally had me beat - i was neutral to the ship but the shippers were so fucking annoying that i was very meh about seeing it but gege beat me down he made me submit, its a satosugu world im afraid (also in the afterlife we see haibara being cute with nanami which is a couple i love so that was epique

thats roughly it, i enjoyed it a lot and the length of the final fight while it felt long as we were following it week to week - i think it was justified because its fucking SUKUNA so i was very much fine with how long it took

thats about it

[cheriecoke]

rylie ur so real for the rant u posted bc i feel the same way sometimes . . . i started writin smut ONE TIME bc i wanted to try it out and ever since then i sorta just kept doing it bc i dont like when my activity goes 📈📉📉📉 and like ok i dont rly mind writin smut but i wish some of the other stuff that i write would do as well cause i never rly intended for my blog to become a nsfw blog but uhhhh here we are 🧍 and if im being fr i kinda feel the same way about gojo too. this isnt really the point but i like gojo n all but honestly i only still write a lot of jjk bc that gets way more popular than my bsd stuff so i feel more motivated to write for jjk and less so for bsd even tho i enjoy writin for dazai n chuuya more 😖😖 oh well. anyways thats my own rant, u dont have to post/answer this but im cool either way lmao !

honestly halfway thru typing that i forgot what my point was but uhhh yea hopefully u know what i mean </3

HANNAH NO i know exactly what you mean 😭 i wrote that one nanami piece bc (well obviously i wanted to) but also bc i knew it would get notes :/ and i actually really like it don’t get me wrong i had fun writing it!! but now everyone’s talking about ppl writing that stuff for him and it makes me feel weird being lumped in with that group of ppl. but my nanami stuff never does as well as my other work and idek why bc i’ve been a nanami blog since day 1, my first work was for nanami and i have literally never changed my url ?? & i DO love writing for dazai so so much but i also love writing for nanami so so much. so it’s kind of a bummer when of all the characters i’ve written nanami pieces get the least notes. especially bc ik the jjk fans are alive and well.

sigh. not to start any discourse but i like writing other stuff more than nsfw too ! but now that i’ve gotten so many followers i feel like … i have to keep doing it. and i like to try new things but i don’t want to mostly be a nsfw blog either. i have fun writing it but i get tired of it quickly, that’s why most of my nsfw pieces are so long. & it’s so easy for people to say “write what you love” but it’s discouraging when i write 10k words of mostly sfw & get 400 notes & other people can write 400 words of nsfw and get 10k notes.

[alukaforyou]

wired $ to my dad for f*thers day (no z3lle no v3nmo no nothing rly guys :/ i had to WIRE with a fee lmfaoaojejsiiah) & my moms like u dont have to send so much nxt time just give him 100 in cash haaaa complaining even when im being generous LOL i bet they just feel bad cuz *flash backs to family issues aka the whole reason my sis & i had to move out / trauma etc* this convo went on for longer than necessary tbh i just had to end it w a pic of nanami, my mom begged me to get a grip LMAO

[tsume-awase]

🌵👀

🌵 = a disliked canon character in my fandom

you know...something about this eye emoji makes me think u already know, anon....

gdkfghjd yeah uh. i’m really not a nanami fan. it isn’t to say i hate her exactly? i think there are times where her state of being is legitimately tragic, and she’s also fantastic at being just. absolutely terrifying?? the scene in episode 7 is...i mean look at it.

i mean. okay i’m clearly biased considering what she’s uh. Done. but there’s something about the sharingan-esque thing that just feels...lazy i guess? they could have done a much better job other than just saying “oh nooo shes TOO strong” over and over again. 

there are parts of her character that are really good. her contrasting development (or lack thereof) compared to shichika is wonderful! and again, she’s really...fucking scary. i like her design too!

...but yeah. as a person? she’s just about the only character in the show i don’t like oops.

[lemongogo]

nods in understanding.nodding

[chisatowo]

Rotating all of my bandori aus in my head so hard rn I am a storytelling genius actually

[hannya-quinn]

jjk men as *~idols~*

uh okay so my jjk brainrot is still going strong with no signs of stopping and uh i have... a lot of thoughts

gojo - visual, center

 • dudes always running late bc he says he needs to look perfect all the fcking time, gets booked in each and every event/show so he's always on the go

 • of course the most popular of all of the boys, especially internationally. his face is EVERYWHERE that's why he's the starter bias

 • most active among the boys in fan meets, if the fans chant his name he'll say "louder!"

 • dudes just really good at EVERYTHING EVEN IN IDOLYMPICS I HATE HIM

 • backstory: geto auditioned since everyone kept telling him he had a v v nice voice and gojo went along with him for support. he just rapped whatever pop song was trending at that time but he got in along with geto bc he's gojo fcking satoru ugh.

geto - main vocalist

 • think: taeyang's voice but a lil deeper!! HIM SINGING EYES NOSE LIPS LORD R.I.P. ME.

 • satoru is flirty with fans but this guy is on another level. you WILL DIE when you come up to him on a fan meet. remembers his fans too. "oh, you cut your hair! it suits you!"

 • this is why he has the most solid fanbase. once you become a geto stan there's no turning back sorry

 • likes going live on insta and just hanging out with his fans. will sometimes do song covers

 • also a guest judge in a singing contest rn

choso - leader, main dancer

 • best leader, can keep these rowdy men (aka satoru and geto) in line, most mature out of them all. they're all scared of him lol (esp satoru)

 • oldest and really acts like an old man, has a smartphone of course, but doesn't know how to copy paste text hahahahah so he does it manually

 • has a YT channel for dance covers

 • best body rolls you've ever seen in your entire existence. think: exo's the eve.......... the last body roll when they're on the floor......... please let me be the floor............

 • ALSO: HIM DANCING GIRL GROUP DANCES PLEASE 😩😩

 • most thoughtful to fans 🥺 will help if he sees someone gets stuck/hurt

 • gets flustered easily when fans flirt with him!!! he will be a blushing mess!!!! ultimate bias wrecker!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭

nanami - main rapper, maknae

 • most disciplined out of them all. comes on time, when it's practice time it's practice time.

 • however you can't contact him on days off. you'll just know where he is/was from his instagram ("ate this sandwich earlier at @/jjkcafe. it was pretty good."). has the "kento effect" where eveything he eats/cooks gets sold out for about a week or two. insta is just full of food photos and some videos of him cooking.

 • issa gentleman!! there was one time in a fan meet some fan got water spilled on her clothes and he gave her his jacket. fans feel very comfortable around him 🥺🥺🥺

 • also really good with kids as shown in their variety show guestings

 • has some drama projects but always gets cast as second male lead, hence the "nation's husband" title

 • everyone just loves working with him since he gets shit done and on time too, model idol (dude just hates overtime tbh)

Bonus:

(i couldnt stop myself)

toji - manager

 • dubbed as the fifth member bc he looks. so. good????

 • always mad at satoru for being late lmao

 • actually has a small fanbase, since he's the daddy of the group ahahahahahah

 • has a son that's under training rn

naoya

 • didn't get to debut with the group because of his attitude problems AHAHAHA

 • was supposed to be the visual while gojo was gonna be the face of the group

 • THIS MAN WAS BORN TO BECOME A VISUAL. THE EYELINER AND PIERCINGS??? GIRRRRL.

 • preparing for debut as a solo artist instead

sukuna - CEO of the entertainment company, this guy is a living legend, works mostly as a producer/composer now aka PD-NIM

 • every track he touches turns into gold

 • just give him a piano (or any instrument actually) and he'll put together melodies on the fly

 • incredibly strict, but when you get to do it you will be thanking him afterwards because it really is BETTER

ok wow if u reach this part thanks

ps i rly dont know what to call their group lmao i need suggestions please

[screampied]

HIIIIIIIIIII, omg so cute that u missed me cause i missed you too ☹️☹️

OMG TOJI IS THE BIGGEST CONDOM HATER AND HE HATES TO PULL OUT, MF IS MAKING KIDS LEFT AND RIGHT (the money i would pay to be one of his baby mommas is as large as his cock).

nanami starts so sweet, he is the type to say some stuff that makes your dizzy mind go “he didn’t”. i can see him always being respectful saying “you feel so good, baby” and then he finds out that whenever he swears his partner likes it, so he starts taking his chance, and a few weeks later he sweetly calls her his pretty slut. ITS ME, IM HER!!!!

i— vegas i am the biggest suguru simp ever, i would be a member of his cult, i swear to you i could worship him better than others, my mouth would make him forget i am just a dumb human. HE ALSO HAS THE VIBE OF MOCKING YOU WHILE SMILING WITH HIS EYES CLOSED LIKE OMG

so, uh, i have a humiliation kink or something…

i don’t think peach ice tea tastes like peach, but it’s sweet and good, and it makes me very happy to drink it. however, i have no control over it, so others need to pour for me and tell me to stop, because i will keep going until it all comes back up (it happened)

toe rings are perfect for me, who is always wearing sandals, so it gives that lil fancy look instead of just casual. OMG BRACELETS ARE EVERYTHING, i used to keep eyeing them on pinterest all the time and i got a silver one for my 20 birthday, i love to talk and hit it on the table, is so soothing.

btw, there’s a famous character from a tv show from my country that she is know for her many bracelets, and she was very feisty and expressive so they crinkled a lot, is really nice to be wearing it and people go “are you [character]?” DAMN RIGHT I AM.

WAIT HOLLUP YOU SHIFTED?? THATS LIKE SO COOL, me and my anxious mind could never

answering your question, on october first i’ll show myself after i finish my halloween theme and we still will interact because i love to send ask, except they won’t be anon but it will be our secret that i was nut anon. and yes, let’s be moots!!! this whole thing started because high me told ya i would bust a nut if we became moots.

i also said if you followed me before halloween i would show myself, which reminds me, you followed me on your second account, does that count? its been like two or three weeks and i kept quiet 🙂 cause i got scared 🙂

anyways question for today is house or apartment? barbie or bratz?

nut anon.

NUUUUTTYYYY 🧘‍♀️

YEAAAJHH ☝🏽☝🏽. he’s so annoying, he’s literally the guy who’s like “no condoms fit me,” and just loves going in raw. ur reaaaal i'd love to be his baby mama, that's my man. to me toji isn’t a deadbeat he’s a living / caring father & husband !

nanami 😕😕😕. i want him so bad he’s so husband. i rmbr having such a huge nanami brain rot out of nowhereeee and i would write ab him nonstop. i always think ab virgin!nanami n how he can never last once he goes inside pussy for the first time ARUGHHHH. nanami and degradation yummmmm …. twin with the humiliation kink 🧘‍♀️ that'll be in my cult leader geto fic

YESSSSSS i shift sometimes 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️. it's funnn but a lot of ppl think it's fake, i think it all dependssss. you should try it it’s so cool, especially if you’re a deep sleeper bc it kills time me thinkssss

ooooh okay !!! YAAAAAY NEW MOOTS. ofc it’ll be our secret 🫂🫂. help i followed u on my second account rly ….. bye i still have no clue who you could be tho omg. IM CURIOUUSSSS. have i sent you an ask before eerrrm. DONT BE SCAREDDD.

hmmmm house and bratz !!!! 🧘‍♀️

[kazuwhora]

Ship your mutuals just do it idc which fandom

@wakaslut if I don’t start with her I will get brutally murdered in my IG dm’s. rindou because we agreed that we’d share ran and rindou is cocky enough to appease her desire for a cocky ass but he’s also quiet and introverted enough that he wont overwhelm her or make her do things she doesn’t wanna do 😌

@nanaminshousewife ok well we know the obvious nanami from jjk buuuut tokyorev edition I wanna say ran honestly?? he’s so laid back and sing songy that I just feel it would work? he’s so sweet and she deserves all the sweetness in the whole world 🥲

@myeternalyearning zehr is currently taking a break so she prob wont even see this but not even gonna lie zehr gets wakasa so they can be a power duo

@sanosexual hnnnngggggg me I ship sar with me nobody else is allowed to interfere with this and because I refuse to ship anyone with my faves I'm going to give sar baji because other than sanzu baji is the most like me 😈

@manjiken eep! robyn gets draken because whenever I see robyn on the dash she's always makes me feel grounded and so does her blog and draken makes me feel grounded (taurus vibe)

@r-indou JANUARY I SHIP WITH HANMA because scorpio supremacy imagine two scorpios like hello!!! idk it just works thats the first thing I think of when I think of January.

@manjiroscum mikey mikey mikey! aside from the obvious url that makes me think of mikey I think mikey just needs someone who is so loving and sweet and her blog just feels so comforting and mikey needs that he rly does

@blueparadis IZANA OFC he's so like, idk the word. wild I guess!! idk I just feel like this is a really fun match that's very entertaining and I love it

@haitaini listen ik ur in a ran thing rn but ran is already taken on here and I can't deny that in my mind you'll always be nahoya's I can't get it out of my head im sry

@azurexsnake mitsuya always mitsuya and idk why I really dont I think its just I smile whenever I see her url and whenever I smile I think of mitsuya bc hes just so sweet and well rounded

@chuufuyu birb come back :( chifuyu obvs and I miss birb and I miss chifuyu so get back here or else im revoking this

@01-20-1992 HAN GETS KISAKI honestly u can have him I think hes fine af and sometimes I do fantasize ab him but honestly you have the personality to deal w it so THE CAKE GOES TO U ENJOY IT

@s-shinichirosgf um duh shinichiro!! but fr everytime I get a notif and see this url in my feed I just think of sweetness and who better to compliment sweetness than shin!!!

I'M PROBABLY FORGETTING SO MANY PEOPLE (I KNOW I AM) BUT THIS WAS WHAT I COULD THINK OF OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD MAYBE AFTER FINALS I'LL DO PART TWO