#me when you bring up the tortoise: 👀

[romance-of-three-memes]

Wait is the tortoise... I dunno, I guess I'm wondering how often he comes up. Does he feel like an important part of Sima Yi's life at least as far as pets go or does he just show up once every blue moon so that the audience doesn't totally forget about him as a time framing device?

I've been staring at this for 6 hours and I've had enough so please read it and be amused and/or persuaded 🥺😭

 

tl;dr please watch 😭😭

[absolutepokemontrash]

Hey can I get an mc that owns a pet tortoise 🐢

MC With a Pet Tortoise! :D

Lucifer

Yes yes, welcome to the Devildom- wait, what do they mean they can’t be the exchange student? They have a tortoise they can’t leave at home? Can’t they just… rehome it for the year?

Judging by the horrified look on the human’s face, no, they can’t rehome it.

Lucifer looks to Diavolo for an answer, and the crown prince declares that the tortoise should just stay in the Devildom!

To say that Lucifer wasn’t thrilled with that arrangement is an understatement, but he ended up getting really attached to the tortoise.

It’s quiet, unlike his brothers, so he gives it some shell scritches anytime he sees it.

Mammon

…bro I wonder how much this turtle is worth-

Mammon got a slipper to the face for saying that. Tsk tsk, greedy butthead.

After MC explained that their dear pet was a tortoise and not a turtle and that he was NOT allowed to sell it, Mammon was incredibly bummed.

…but also kind of intrigued 👀 what was the deal with this human world animal? Could it breathe fire? Spit acid? He wanted to know!

Sadly, his ADHD ass had a staring contest with the tortoise for a solid five minutes before he got bored and stomped off.

Leviathan

Let’s get one thing straight, the tortoise could do literally anything, and Levi will be like “haha lol what a mood.”

In his mind, it’s an evolutionary failure that demons don’t have shells to hide in when they get scared or stressed. He could really use one!

Then again, Mammon might pick him up and chuck him at something… nevermind.

Levi is another one of the brothers who will give the tortoise shell scritches.

All in all, MC can trust Levi to watch the tortoise!

Satan

Satan is INTRIGUED. He wants to study this tortoise and take all kinds of notes!

…man, studying an animal that doesn’t move all that much is… kinda boring. Oh well, Satan can sacrifice a bit of time for the pursuit of knowledge!

I hope MC is ready for some random tortoise facts to be told to them at random points in the day.

“Oh, MC, did you know that a group of tortoises is called a Creep?” “MC! Did you know that tortoises smell with their throats?” “MC would you like to know a fun fact? Of course you would, did you know that tortoises have both an exoskeleton and an endoskeleton?”

Another member of the shell scritch gang.

Asmodeus

Oh MC… couldn’t they have come down with a uh… cuter pet? Like a kitten? Or perhaps a rabbit? Ooo! Or a scorpion!

Asmo doesn’t appreciate MC’s pet tortoise at all at first, until of course he realizes he can vent to the little guy and it can’t disagree with him! It’s great!

“Yeah, then this BITCH has the nerve to tell me navy blue isn’t my colour. Hi, do you know who you’re talking to? I’m Asmodeus. EVERYTHING is my colour!” “…” “See, you get it.”

A couple months into the exchange program, Asmo thinks up a most wonderful idea. He just needs to get MC’s tortoise’s measurements first!

Tadaaaaa! He knitted the little guy a sweater! :D isn’t it cute???

Beelzebub

“…” “…” “…” “*chip cronch* …” “…” “…It’s looking into my soul. Is that normal?”

At first Beel isn’t too bothered by the tortoise. Fairly neutral.

Until Beel also found out that a silent pet is pretty decent company.

“…” “…” “…” “…” “…” “…” “:)”

They’re just vibing. It’s wholesome.

(MC should be sure to tell Beel that the tortoise should not be used as a replacement for gym weights, the experience might freak their shell-y friend out)

Belphegor

Similar to Beel, the two just vibe together.

Honestly Belphie’s really glad that MC didn’t bring a really loud and energetic pet. It’s less of a bother.

It’s a shame the tortoise isn’t very cuddly though, MC will just have to snuggle with him. Oh well can’t be helped-

For a brief period of time, Belphie tries to brainstorm some ideas of how to use the tortoise to prank Lucifer, but the tortoise just stared back at him.

“What?” “…” “Come on, I’ll only mess with him a little.” “…” “*sigh*, you’re right. You’re so wise sometimes. Let’s take a nap.”