#me when I wash my mouth

[i-tripped-on-a-rock]

I listened to good time by owl city on repeat while drawing this

[43on14n]

I did not use andy samberg as a reference (i did)

Anya!!

[jabesa0]

Champagne bubble bath 🫧🥂

[skybunbun]

Hands of time will wring my neck

Every little moment spells regret

[itz-pandora]

Huh. If my life was a quote, it'd be "one of those sad ones with a deceptively happy tune"

[freaky-flawless]

I reeally wish the Rainbow High doll's skin tones were more accurate to how they are in the web show. The difference is hard to ignore, and its always the characters with even the tiniest bit of melanin that are super inaccurate. It's been a major hang up for me with these dolls.

[vyoleaf]

🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃 👄🧼🧼👄🧼👄🧼👄🧼👄👄👄🧼👄🧼 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

…ARE YOU OKAY???

[wlw-cryptid]

Fuck, that's so sexy. Just thinking about your eyes looking up at me with your lips wrapped around my fingers - i think i could cum from just that alone.

But that whole slutty performance is so fucking sexy – where's that shyness from before? You're admitting your place, what you need, now. It's cute, watching you admit that all you need is to submit to butches.

- guilty pleasure anon

🫣 well . I day dream about getting to submit to a butch and then suddenly I've got butch fingers in my mouth? I have to worship them. I want them being thrust past my lips slow and steady too. all I want is be put in my place n it's only fair that I show how eager and happy it makes me to be treated like that

[randomingoftherandomness]

Yuanzhi is covered in blood and Shangjue can smell it as soon as he enters the courtyard/grounds.

The tang in the air is almost immediate and assaults his senses with the full force of a hammer to his head.

“Shangjue gege?” Ziyu holds him firmly by the elbow. He shakes his head, looking back up at the empty courtyard in front of him.

Something is wrong.

He quickly unsheathes his sword and Ziyu wordlessly does the same. Heart pounding high in his throat, he rushes in, eyes frantically looking for signs of life.

His feet take him in the direction where the scent of blood is strongest — Yuanzhi’s laboratory.

Shangjue suppresses the panic that gnaws at his heels. Outpacing Ziyu, he doesn’t look back, sprinting to the door.

“Didi! Didi!”

“Ge? Zhiren?”

Yuanzhi peeks his head beyond a screen, looking startled at their entrance. His mouth is a mess of blood and spit that spills all the way down the front of his robes, and Shangjue drops his sword in his rush to pull Yuanzhi into his arms.

“What’s going on?” Yuanzhi coughs, patting at Shangjue’s back with complaint in the scrunch of his nose. “Ge… too tight…!”

“You tell us, Yuanzhi Didi,” Ziyu says, looking around the laboratory. “What’s all this?” Sheathing his sword, he gestures to the array of pots boiling on the multiple burners and the almost wicked way the steam casts the rest of the room.

“Ah.”

Shangjue lets him pull back far enough to frown at him.

“Ah? That’s all you have to say?” Shangjue chides. Lifting his sleeve, he wipes at the blood around Yuanzhi’s mouth, only for him to retch and scramble for a bucket to vomit into.

From behind him, Ziyu quickly goes to pour a fresh cup of tea, while he rubs Yuanzhi’s back.

“It’s just an experiment,” Yuanzhi explains, wheezing when he lifts his head. “Took it a bit too far, ‘s all.”

Shangjue clenches his jaw. Meeting Yuanzhi’s eyes he is only slightly mollified when his Didi looks appropriately cowed at his glare. Ziyu bustles forth with the cup of tea and Shangjue steps back to retrieve his sword.

Hiding his shaking his hands in his sleeves. He takes a moment to calm himself down before he does something stupid in front of their Zhiren like throw Yuanzhi over his knees and spank him for the foolishness.

They’ll have words about this later.

[43on14n]

Bro something wrong with my curly 😭😭😭

[thatone-churro]

shoutout to my roommate who blindly fed me panda puffs without seeing the “peanut butter” on the front of the box in big text so now she and my other roommate are watching me like a fucking hawk 👍

[im-still-watching-anime]

hanahaki fics aren’t really my thing for a variety of reasons but tbh one of the biggest ones is how the characters always have to cough into their hands which like aesthetically i GET and like it’s probably easier to catch the flower or whatever if they’re hiding it but god every time my brain is just screaming about it like girl PLEASE cough into your elbow or at least like get a handkerchief you can dramatically cough blood on to or SOMETHING

[aria0fgold]

Sitting here licking my bloodied lip and I think: I am sooo vampire coded.

[halfelven]

idk why i feel like confession time in the middle of the day on a wednesday but it’s confession time that the real reason i barely attempt to date anymore is because i loathe kissing unless we have both just had a gum, brushed our teeth, and then drank a nice big glass of water

like i get that i’m a bit extreme in that when i was in the states and couldn’t get my nice finnish clean your teeth gun i’d rinse my mouth with water and soap when i was on the go and didn’t have toothpaste and now i have gum after every single thing i eat but like people’s oral hygiene is not on my level and it’s so gross. they also do not drink enough water. which, sure, i’m also a bit extreme about. but i’ve always been a bit uptight. it’s not changing.

[nosferatufaggot]

I AM LITERALLY GETTING MIXED ANSWERS TELL ME HOW TO KEEO MY TEETH HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WHY GOOGLE SUCKS!!!!! CAN'T GIVE IT ALL THE INFO I CAN GIVE A HUMAN!!!!!

[tripably]

nothing quite beats the desperate post-cold skin care half-commitment of using two different products for lips and trying infinite combinations for the nose while the forehead continues to be completely ignored and thus flakes away like vitreous enamel on something spitefully inherited