#me im bitches

[greenlaut]

they’re in love your honor

[michael-the-rouge]

I just read an entire fic here on Tumblr. It was so cute, and I definitely did not guess the twist at the end. The twist being I wrote it.

I forgot I wrote a fic and read it, not knowing that it was I who wrote it. Made myself fucking cry

[lazer-cannon-deth-sentence]

bitches be like "this is my comfort character" and the character is either literal embodiment of death or death's very emissary

[twinktor-frankenstein]

Bitches be like "Man, why was I so obsessed with Sans? He was just som fucking guy" and then bitches draw Sans again are are like "OHOHOHOHO WE ARE SO BACK"

[emilyjunk]

When I stop daydreaming and write my fic it's over for u bitches

[chaosandthe-deadblog]

bitches be like "im gonna watch a movie" then start looking at their phone an hour in and forget

[taxiyourethebest]

They need a sensory grocery hour for the bitches that repeat the same song lyric for 2 hours straight

[1000fingers]

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

[max-iwtaco]

bitches be like "i dont have vocal stims" as if they dont specifically suppress them

[1eos]

blocked someone for saying ‘aww your 20s arent that bad at least you get your own apartment’ this is a safe space for all of us that are suffering w our parents at 25

[inkskinned]

you want them to text back but that's anxious attachment isn't it. it's just that you can feel on the wind when you're not wanted anymore. when they've fallen out of love in any small part of their marrow. you have a hawk's eye for disharmony. you can tell when she has begun packing her things.

don't be annoying. you want to write: i have never experienced unconditional love as an explanation but isn't that pathetic. in adulthood all love is conditional and it should be. you've been to too much therapy. touch grass. how sappy can you be.

but they don't reach for your hand while they're driving. they forget to ask you how you're doing. the call times no longer read 12:34:19. they're 30 minutes and perfunctory before she says baby please, i'm tired. i need to go to sleep. where in her life do you fit. why is it that you never fit into anyone's life very long. oblong creature with so many needs, spilling up and out and over everything. it's a fucking shame the first time she said she loved you it was for your independence. and now look at you.

hollow pit in your stomach, body shaking. fuck, not again. you're not going to ruin another relationship like this, codependent and toxic, spiraling. and in the other half of your brain: if that's your wife, wouldn't she want to hear it? wouldn't it be fine? wouldn't she just comfort you and you can both move on and nobody dies?

but you're crowding her! read another instagram Positive Vibes Only type of post that talks about calming your heart and your brain and your body. try to sit in silence. the thing is that you do have a life outside of her, remember? go back to it.

great news, your parents fucked you up and now you have no idea how to deal with love. you just keep wanting to be chosen. to be real to someone, all the way through. real and kept. held closely. seen as precious to somebody. why even is that? didn't you always swear that people can and should complete themselves? why are you so constantly driven to beg for love, doglike and barking?

it's just the tiny things. it's just that you have to weigh every silence and sentence like bricks on an exposed belly. you have no idea how to shut it off. every alarm bell in your body saying: this isn't safe. start scrambling. she's already going.

[michael-the-rouge]

Steddie obsessed with each other's tits. Eddie buried his face in Steve's hairy man boobs any moment he could. Steve licking and sucking on Eddie's pierced nipples the second his shirt is off

Just steddie in love with eachothers chests

[winterhorror]

bitches be like "just a kiss" then it be the sloppiest intense make out session ever

[corviiids]

in the one (1) month since i watched death note for the first time i sure have been doing a fucking posting

bonus:

[lotus-pear]

"stop making akechi pancake jokes its 2024" no fuck you

[victorinoxghoul]

war bitches love framing their guys under a tree relaxing in a brief quiet moment