max-iwtaco
fake gamer wolf
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im not actually cool and scary just cold and scared
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max-iwtaco · 6 hours ago
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max-iwtaco · 8 hours ago
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i have anxiety agan :D this is so much better than apathy tee hee
im alive
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max-iwtaco · 8 hours ago
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I don't have many moments of hubris but deep in my heart I genuinely believe I could perform cesarean surgery if I had to
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max-iwtaco · 8 hours ago
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me when someone ignores me for two hours and i start thinking they want me to kill myself
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max-iwtaco · 11 hours ago
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Uh can I get a Miss Pauling
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my first time drawing her. still couldnt draw her without making her a lesbian…
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max-iwtaco · 13 hours ago
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normalize making sounds at eachother. if i can meow at you unprompted ESPECIALLY if you meow back we are best friends. meow mrrow
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max-iwtaco · 13 hours ago
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max-iwtaco · 13 hours ago
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feel strongly like the word "doodle" should be reserved for art that is improvisatory and thoughtless, your lined and colored dog boy is not a doodle that is a finished artwork
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max-iwtaco · 13 hours ago
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Task Complete
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max-iwtaco · 13 hours ago
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Dogboy friendship failure
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max-iwtaco · 13 hours ago
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I reblogged a comic the other day about a doctor watching House, MD and diagnosing toxoplasmosis, tagging it with "you're more likely to get toxoplasmosis from a salad than a cat". There's a story behind that.
I used to work in the kennel at a vet clinic. One day one of the vet techs came into the kennel in a tearing hurry, handed me two cat carriers, and said, "Find a cage for these two. Don't know how long, but you can put them together." And then she left.
This was not how that was supposed to happen. I had no cage cards--no names, no feeding instructions, no health information--they weren't on the schedule, and techs didn't usually intake boarders. Medical cases had a separate kennel, so a tech shouldn't be bringing me an animal in during office visit hours. But I had a cage in the cat room, so I tucked them in--two adult females, very friendly, apparently healthy.
Half an hour later the tech came back--with cage cards--and said, "It's okay, they're staying overnight and going home tomorrow." She slumped against the kennel wall and told the cats' story.
They had been brought to the clinic to be euthanized, to die.
These healthy, friendly, beloved cats had been brought in to be killed, because a woman's doctor, her obstetrician, had told her that they had killed her unborn baby. He told her if she ever wanted a child she had to get rid of the cats. He told her they should be euthanized before they killed any other woman's unborn child.
He said, with no evidence, that they had toxoplasmosis. He said that toxoplasmosis caused her miscarriage.
The woman was distraught. She had just lost her baby, she was dealing with the hormonal changes of the pregnancy loss, and now she had to euthanize her beloved cats. Fortunately no vet I've ever worked for will euthanize healthy animals brought in by a sobbing client without asking why!
The vet spent almost an hour talking to the woman, educating her on toxoplasmosis, telling her all the reasons her doctor was wrong.
Not all cats have toxoplasmosis, and even when they do they only shed the oocytes in their feces--they're only infectious--for the first few weeks. Most cats are infected as kittens and are no longer infectious as adults. According to Wikipedia, "Numerous studies have shown living in a household with a cat is not a significant risk factor for T. gondii infection,[61][63][64] though living with several kittens has some significance.[65]"
Most people get toxoplasmosis from raw vegetables, especially salad greens that grow close to the soil and are hard to clean. Raw or rare meat, raw seafood, and unpasteurized milk are also a risk.
Toxoplasmosis can be a soil-borne disease from feces in the soil. Gardening is a greater risk than cat cohabitation.
Toxoplasmosis infection is dangerous to the fetus in pregnancy, yes, causing birth defects and miscarriages. But only the first time the person is infected. If this this woman had lost her first pregnancy to toxoplasmosis--and the vet said it really didn't fit the symptoms--she would be at low risk in a subsequent pregnancy.
So basically the vet told the woman that 1) her miscarriage probably wasn't toxoplasmosis, 2) even if it was, she probably didn't get it from her cats, 3) even if her cats had given her toxoplasmosis, they weren't infectious anymore.
The woman kept her cats and got a new obstetrician.
Human doctors get a few lectures on zoonotic diseases--diseases transmitted from animals to humans or vice versa. Veterinarians get semesters. If a doctor ever tells you your animals have given you a disease, get a second opinion from your vet!
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max-iwtaco · 13 hours ago
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i dont really like it when people dumb down Curly's characterization to just the guy enabling Jimmy. I get that that makes it easier to not like him, so that's why a lot of people do that, because they feel guilty about sympathizing with someone who's done smth fucked up like that, but i really don't think it's giving Curly the justice he deserves.
regardless of if you like him as a person or not, Curly is still a victim and he suffered greatly at Jimmy's hand. Just because he did something fucked up doesn't make him a 'monster' (sorry because i saw someone say that he looks like a monster post-crash and thats sticking with me because why TF are we saying disabled burn victims look like LITERAL MONSTERS- yall use some common sense I BEG)
Dumbing down characters is what fandom does best, but i think it particularly irks me in Mouthwashing because of the nature of the story. Jimmy already thinks of the rest of the crew poorly and doesn't see them for how they really are, we don't need to be doing that too.
I also feel like people don't really recognize the fact Jimmy manipulates and abuses Curly too, even before the crash. What Curly did was fucked up but for the love, don't dumb him down to just this one thing he did.
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max-iwtaco · 15 hours ago
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thinking about Gillion and Chip and how Chip is an undead and Gill is a paladin. like their dynamic is so fucked up now.
like post Black Sea the albatrio is on an adventure and Gill does a devine sniff, just to get a feel of the area, and is immediately bombarded by this absolutely putrid and foul smell of the undead. And immediately he on guard, grip tight on the handle of Destiny’s Blade, he readjusts his stance, ready to fight, no, ready to kill, to eliminate evil, and as he follows this smell he realizes that “Oh, that was just Chip.” and then he realizes, that was Chip.
really just this internal conflict Gill has. Because he took and oath to rid the world of evil, but every time he looks at one of his best friends, his co-captain, he sees the sane evil he pledged to eliminate. and its not like Gillion thinks that Chip is evil, but its that base instinct, this idea thats been instilled in his mind sense he was a little kid, its a knee jerk reaction.
And its not like Chip is afraid of Gillion or he thinks that Gill would hurt him. but Chip has seen Gill in combat. hes heard the speeches about evil, he knows how ruthless Gill can be. and Chip doesnt think that Gill would hurt him, but Chip knows what Gill has done to other undead.
anywho i feel like for a bit they’d be a bit weary of each other but they’d eventually work it out.
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max-iwtaco · 15 hours ago
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I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking
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max-iwtaco · 15 hours ago
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Watch: Carl Sagan schooled B.o.B. on his flat Earth theory more than 30 years ago
Follow @the-future-now
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max-iwtaco · 15 hours ago
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The band that made the wolf in sheep’s clothing song made sans merch for their 10th anniversary that’s amazing
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max-iwtaco · 16 hours ago
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real picture of me going to bed
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