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girls when they remember that tevinter nights reveals that
1. solas can kill people in their sleep, large groups of people all at once, including dwarves, by giving them dreams so horrifying they bleed out of their ears and die
2. he has a massive network of spies and agents that do his bidding across all of thedas and speak about him with reverence like a true god. one blesses a fellow fallen elf by saying “the dread wolf guide your soul to peace, brother”
3. solas’s dread wolf form looks like a combination of a pride demon, a wolf, and a dragon, “lupine in appearance but the size of a high dragon, with shaggy spiked hide and six burning eyes like a pride demon” and he can fly around the fade on “wings of fire” that disperse into an army of demons/spirits
4. he shows up in this form to terrorize a group of mortalitasi who were binding spirits for a ritual, and says “YOU MEDDLE PAST YOUR UNDERSTANDING, FOOLISH MORTAL MAGES, AND IN DOING SO, YOU THREATEN ALL CREATION. YOU USE MY IDOL CARELESSLY TO VANDALIZE THE SEA OF DREAMS. NOW FEEL THE PAIN OF WHAT YOU HAVE CREATED. FROM THIS MOMENT, SHOULD YOU EVER BIND A SPIRIT, THEN YOUR LIFE IS MINE.”
#one of the major ways that veilguard could disappoint me is by not delivering on the set up of him being terrifying#and insanely powerful#they did a good job conveying it in trespasser though so i have hope#the engine can for sure handle it too so they have no excuse#this also has interesting implications for the dread wolf form we see in the trailer#because it’s simply not as sick as what’s described here#it could be because he’s out of the fade#it could also be on purpose- he’s pretending to be less powerful perhaps to bait elgarnan in that fight#not showing his full hand for some reason… it would be in character#it could also not be him at all and could be rook as some people suspect#I just fucking hope it’s not something BORING like him getting nerfed again for some dumb reason#solas
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drew one of the memes in this person's post again
reblogs > likes
#did i put way too much effort into what is essentially a shitpost?#yes#do i regret it?#no#tf2#tf2 fanart#engineer tf2#sniper tf2#spy tf2#soldier tf2#tf2 demoman#i suck at drawing backgrounds so this was me improvising#bus i think it actually turned out pretty good. lmk what you think#also i'm so proud out of how the fire turned out#sniper's legs were so hard to do FEUSIGFYESFSE#anywyas i'm done rambling :3#i'm gonna go do the sniper teeth ask next
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FACES!!
Wanted to draw them just cuz lol. I think they’re fun to draw 🤙🤙
#TF2#Team Fortress 2#I could ramble all day about how I love the face shapes#I hope I could express their character just by their facial expression as well. let me know how I did!#Scout#Soldier#Pyro#Engineer#Heavy#Demoman#Medic#Sniper#Spy#Cartoons#sketches#doodles
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THE WAY THEY IGNORE ROLFE LMAO
He just wants them to do his name 😭
They even do Earl but not Rolfe! so mean lol
#why is everyone so mean to me- ass wolf 😔#if they did Uncle Klunk I would take that as a personal attack#rock afire explosion#showbiz pizza#rae#the rockafire explosion#showbiz pizza place#showbiz#rolfe dewolfe#rolfe and earl#mitzi mozzarella#earl schmerle#beach bear#dook larue#fatz geronimo#billy bob brockali#looney bird#rockafire explosion#rockafire-explosion#animatronic band#animatronic#animatronics#creative engineering#don't get me wrong I love uncle klunk but it's true...#spp#sbpp
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I saw your post that you want to draw guts! Perfect, I give you a magical permission and excuse to draw guts ✨✨✨
~same person that gave you a magical permission and excuse to draw gunslinger
lmao the permission anon strikes again and i must answer
#i did it#tw: blood#tw: dead body#I have a hc now that any extra bodies that havent decomposed get sent to the medics#gives less work for pauling#tf2#medic looking like a cryptid per usual#team fortress 2#tf2 engineer#medic tf2#heheh guts#tf2 fanart#team fortress fanart#i love lighting in this smm#while looking at ref i noticed the mounted medigun is the quick-fix#it was interesting so i thought y’all should know#it makes me wonder if the orhers get mounted too
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@userdramas event 15: something new
something old: ramking, who i've loved for a while something new: ayluna, who i love now something borrowed: layout inspiration and something (cyan) blue! 🩵💚
#my engineer#23point5#23.5 degrees#ramking#aylinluna#rowan gifs#*showcase#tostrangers#userdramas#uservid#lextag#tuseralexa#purpleguitar#hi heres the labor of love for audience of me i was talking about#this particular niche of pairing is very special to me#and the similarities were killing me by episode two but i just knew that to effectively make my point it'd be a Whole Thing#so hopefully this does the job. despite how it turned out in places i did work very hard ><#also yes. the banana is there. no elaboration
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Get Booped Idiots (lovingly) - with some Team Fortress 2 arts!
My Main Fellas Scout n' Solly + some doodles as I work to figure out how to draw these dudes simply.
#Im trying so hard to get better with demo cause I love him but it hasn't clicked yet#Scout's stupid dialogue:#DIDJA SEE THAT? A COURSE YA DID THAT WAS FRIKIN AMAZIN' I JUST CAME UP AND BOOM BLEW HIS FACE OFF - I'M A FRIKIN' FORCE-A-NATURE YOU GUYS S#BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH#god bless whatever the hell soldier has going on#I am the most obnoxious scout so sorry if you play with me#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 scout#tf2 soldier#tf2 spy#tf2 demoman#tf2 pyro#tf2 sniper#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#tf2 engineer#weevmo
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My sibling and I were playing tf2 for the first time and they really hated the sentry gun :)
bonus
#myart#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 scout#tf2 engineer#i was cackling in the other room#get rekt#they did also kill me a bunch of times as soldier
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you never change, do you
#thomas the tank engine#thomas and friends#casa tidmouth#ttte henry#ttte gordon#3x4#senjart#I DONT CARE.#I DONT CAAAARRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!#<— he did in fact care.#thinking too hard about this pic makes my head hurt#its okay if you hate me. its okay if you think Im not the same man that you know. its okay if you refuse to change.#I’ll change for you. because thats how things are always like from the very start#Ill listen to all your stories even though you wont listen to mine#maybe thats how you always are gordon. its okay#youre so selfish. so greedy. so childish! but its okay. thats okay. thats why I’m here to take care of you#you dont want to hug me back? hold me? thats fine by me. anything for you gordon#……#………. WELL#WELLLLLLLL#GOODNIGHT ALL. I NEED TO BE SEDATED
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sometimes you just have to give some guys you like warrior cats designs
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 fanart#i would explain all my design and name choices here but thats too much writing#i drew all of these today lord help me#sorry Spy looks not great i got so lazy he was the last one i did#tf2 scout#tf2 spy#tf2 soldier#tf2 engineer#tf2 sniper#tf2 demoman#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#tf2 pyro#falseflea art tag
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I read a couple of your posts angry at Solas about Felassan, and thought, "wow, this guy really loves Felassan"
then I scrolled and was reminded what your username was.
hello! ◕‿◕
stanning felassan and being _(:3」∠)_ about his death since 2014
edit: 💀..
#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#<- this is my spoiler tag#dragon age: dreadwolf#redrook#dragon age 4#the dread wolf rises#da4#dragon age#bioware#felassan#Best Elf#lul#mjs mailbag#gpoy#video games#solas#hhhh :D#its true.. u got me. i really love felassan#i also love solas :D#just as felassan did... OUHGHHH its pain hours again#one good thing about the double Blight in northern thedas is that it brought felassan to the wider world#and brought people together since now everyone has witnessed him in all his realized-in-engine glory#(witness heeeeeeee)#and the felassan fandom is now no longer limited to peeps who read TME and liked him from there (there were dozens of us.. dozens!!)#if you're reading this and liked felassan in DA:TV and want more felassan content and haven't read TME#read TME :D#also did i say death i meant 'death'#'this guy felassans'
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They were paired up for the curtain call
And had the gag about Electra's magnetism
god I love them
#starlight express#cb the red caboose#electra the electric engine#electraboose#help all that time I got their pair name wrong WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME
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What?
#ttte#ttte thomas#ttte james#pup's art#engine art#this has been on my mind for 3 years now#i can't for the life of me remember if i ever actually did anything#but here lol#1x5#5x1#Thomas x James#James x Thomas
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you don't need a sous vide machine to sou vie! all you need is some plastic freezer bags and like, a cheap digital thermometer (and a pot for water). you might need to get finicky by adding water to the pot during the process to keep the water a consistent temp.
You: Ah, yes, Egg Guy! Guy who ate 15 raw eggs! Wow! Hey, you seem extremely reasonable and controlled and ludicrously hinged. Like, 20 goddamn hinges on you. More hinges than a door store. May I recommend carefully putting eggs in a bag, putting a thermometer in water, then boiling the egg bag while watching it carefully whilst it rises to temperature? Also keep in mind that any significant mistake in this process will simply result in the worlds largest and least appetizing hardboiled egg clusterfuck.
Me: Oh wow, what a wonderful idea. By the way, I seem to have dropped my pen. Yes, here, on the side of the line that says "Stand Back - He Bites." Yes, it refers to someone else. Yes, I am very scared he'll come back while I'm still in range. All the more reason for you to be a good chap and pick up the pen for me. That's right. Perfect.
Perfect.
#the one responses more unhinged are the ones from people telling me to visit japan just to eat raw eggs#“oh yeah i'll fly halfway across the fucking world for an egg”#“very reasonable”#why not make a pit stop in fucking greece for an olive too#visit india for one single mango#fuck you#i mean i love tumblr and i love you guys but also fuck you#and fuck your egg advice#i passed quantum mechanics#i am a radiation hardness engineer#my failures at not from a lack of knowledge#and frankly knowledge will not save the world#when i am bad#(and i am frequently bad)#it is not because i do not know good from evil#it is because at that moment i did not want good#i wanted evil#and i got it#and i sucked its yolk out#and if you can't imagine a world where people with knowledge and capability choose to be idiots sometimes#then you cannot imagine this world#which is not even a particularly interesting world to imagine#do better#love you all again#cannot emphasize the love enough#but i will kill the next person that tells me how to eat eggs#i will#do not test me#babylon-shitpost
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He's here! I love him so much, what a cutie! Thank you @quazies for this amazing series and this amazing plush! <3
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Just in time for Smissmas :]
And he has friends to keep him company so he won't be too lonely ^^
#he's so cute i wanna scream#precious baby#lil pootis#pootis#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 engineer#tf2 medic#tiny desk engineer#beep-boop#not me having a photo shoot for a plush like it's my baby#i totally did lol
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Jacob Black’s Self Saving System and His Shenanigans™️
#jacob black#jacob black’s self saving system#jbsss#twilight#the twilight saga#twilight renaissance#edward cullen#Tell me your MC is a loser without telling me that your MC is a loser.#I rewatched twilight the other day and the acting was so painfully awkward like ❓❓#guys I’m trying to finish the second part but college is killing me😭😭#it’s 45% done but the writer’s block and my schedule is just —#Like the quizzes and CTs are legit going to be the death of me.#Also can please someone teach me C programming ?#I can’t understand shit and I have a test in like three days.#why did I have to take engineering#just a lil something before I get my act together and post the second part
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