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#me go wash your hair
frnkiebby · 4 months
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Hiz haircut fucking suckz...
Wat do u tink?
LISTEN
that’s a terrible angle. and he needs a fuckin shower.
but no out side of this pic i love the hair cut even though it was a hair cut of necessity lmfao~🎃
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murderandcoffee · 1 year
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This whole "simp martin" martin thing has got me thinking
Like
Jon: sex isnt on the table for me
Martin (who still cant even believe he got THIS far): thats not gonna be a problem for me
jon: yeah, don't expect sex me from, I rarely--if ever--desire it
martin, ecstatic at what all that leaves on the table: THAT'S WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE???
jon, a little horrified: I have never seen anyone so excited to learn that sex is out of the equation
martin: I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME FOR A SOLID YEAR
jon: ...
martin: THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER
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oc-fo-self-indulgence · 2 months
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Imagine what your bedtime routine looks like with your F/O(s)!
What do their pajamas look like? Fancy? Cute? Just really comfy?
Do they take a shower at night? Do you? If you both do, how do you work around that? Who showers first? Or is it together?
Do any of you need noise while you sleep? Do you guys cuddle? Are one of both/all of you a blanket hog?
Just!!! what are the bedtime rituals that have fallen into place throughout the time of your life together <3
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zombieplaguedoc · 4 months
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psst. hey you. selfshipper. come closerimagine your f/o actually asking permission to touch your hair and stopping anyone who tries to without asking. imagine them confronting people who make comments on how your hair is 'nappy' or 'wild.' them helping you moisturize your hair and deep condition it on wash day. them helping you pick out the parts of your hair that you can't reach or coming to you with cool hairstyles or extensions that they found online. this applies to any f/o btw. familial, romantic, platonic, any at all. they all love you and want you to feel empowered and gorgeous in your body and with your hair.
Antis dni, this post isn't for you
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sergle · 2 years
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Jumping off from that last post but a thought I have all the time is that men Bow Out of having long hair after growing it out for a hot minute bc it starts to look ratty... and they were just expecting it to be gorgeous. but they’re still using their Men’s Short Hair Care Methods on their long hair, and the thing that kept the short hair healthy was never any of the hair care, it was just the fact that the old hair kept getting cut off before it had a chance to be damaged. 
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shitouttabuck · 8 months
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what do you do when the girl you spent the better part of the last decade in love with calls you up to tell you they dumped their girlfriend and quit their job and would you like to go spend a couple weeks on a beach in greece with them because they miss you and love you (not like that) . and you miss them and love them (not like that. anymore) and you’re probably not getting into grad school anyway and even if you did you can’t keep moving countries to start over because that doesn’t fix things and you could use the money you have saved that you were gonna put towards tuition to buy a plane ticket and sublet a beach villa instead. because you miss them and you love them and you’re tired of missing them and loving them has always felt good and you never feel good anymore and whatever maybe you can just have a lovely few weeks in fuckin greece and just. that’s enough you don’t have to try more than that they go back home and you stay on a beach in greece for as long as anyone else will remember . hypothetically. you should do that, right
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bumblingbabooshka · 1 year
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I like Tuvok canonically having a crush on Noss that he struggles through because it means that something about this stranded spider hunter appealed greatly to him and I want to know what that is
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sorcerous-caress · 8 months
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The one thing they agree on: durge
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og post
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cosmojjong · 8 months
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seriously giving up on my hair it makes me want to cry
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martyrbat · 1 year
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superman: the man of steel gallery
[ID: a pin-up of Superman standing in front of the rubble remains of the Daily Planet. He's on a destroyed rooftop as he stares straight at the viewer with a haggard expression and clenched fists. His mullet is flowing to the left as a few loose strands fall in front of his face. His costume is torn, exposing one of his shoulders and partially revealing his hairy chest. END ID]
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orcelito · 1 month
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Just days away from my HOPEFULLY last fall semester in college
Gonna make this year fucking count
#speculation nation#IM NERVOUSSSSSSS IM SO SCARED!!!!!!!!#im also planning the exact day i wash my hair prior (tomorrow) and the day i paint my nails (Sunday)#so that i can look my best on the first day. gonna try to look cool. like an unapproachable emo and/or punk#if i scare them away and/or just fade to the background then i dont have to worry about strangers talking to me#my tried and true method of antisocialization. yes i have very few friends in person why do you ask#anyways i bought a planner and everything. im gonna try to manage my time well#gonna be. uh. responsible. yeah sure#most importantly im going to pass all my classes bc i do NOT want to worry about taking any of them later.#i have 4 classes left for the fall and 3 classes left for the spring and then i'll finally graduate.#and i can be free from this fucking dump. a whole decade later.#rattling the bars of my cage violently. GET ME OUTTA HEEEEEERE!!!!!!!!!#like fuck dude even if i dont end up with a swanky tech job starting out at least i could be a store manager and not in school#tho of course i do want to have my swanky tech job. or even just a normal tech job. so that i can have. money :]#my 15 year plan for Get Rich (eventually) coming to fruition this fall by yours truly#and by that i mean. im going to fucking graduate college even if it kills me#hyping myself up. i can totally do this. ignore the fact that ive been putting off doing my dishes all week again.#face. in my hands. im not looking forward to this.
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sol-consort · 1 month
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How are you? What are your plans for this weekend?
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They still haven't restocked my pink lemonade
Now I'm drinking apple juice like some kind of freak
I want strawberries, but The Creature (economical inflation) demands my left kidney for it
Bad. It's been bad, Anon. I hope your days are better than mine
Was hoping to go to the cinema this weekend, but I don't wanna risk it burning down like that one bowling alley on my birthday
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princehendir · 3 months
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Exfoliating is really more about the appearance and texture of the skin and not cleanliness so much. Hope this helps.
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starryarles · 3 months
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ranting/yapping in the tags post abt showering bc i feel like typing
#i wanna start doing more when i shower#bc i feel like its never enough#half of me thinks its my possible undiagnosed ocd#the other part of me thinks it would be good for me#but not good for my wallet#right now i do a full body scub down every 3-4 days and also wash my hair#and quick short showers daily#but i don't put lotion on daily#bc if i don't fully wash myself i feel gross putting on lotion#but i do lotion my legs every night bc they're so dry#but also my heels are cracked and the only way to get rid of that is to moisturise as much as possible#but i don't wanna moisturise them unless i scrub them#which i don't do every night#i only scrub them when i do my scrubdown showers#and my everything showers include exfoliating with exfoliating gloves and then with a loofah#and unless i do that double cleanse i do not feel clean#i think i'm going to start doing daily scrubs but only with the loofah and then every 3-4 days with the gloves only#i think this way it will be quicker#bc normally it takes me a whole hour to get that everything shower done#also my grandma does a daily gentle scrub and she's the cleanest person i know#so i think im gonna start doing that#my only concern really is the amount of money i'm abt to spend on lotion#but also i think i'm going to need less because the more you do it the more moisturised your skin feels yknow#so i'd be using less#i also think getting a little routine in would be good for me#like a routine thats tied to the clock#bc right now i go to bed whenever and i never feel like getting ready for bed so i end up going to sleep super late by the time im done#but if i get a time routine i would be ready for bed so i can go to bed when im sleepy#gonna start on that tomorrow i think; starting off with my regular scrub down and then the day after i'll do a gentle loofah shower and lot
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keeps-ache · 3 months
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ouhh the tired __(xox _/ )\__
#just me hi#ouhrr#was up til 4-5 playing games w/ my siblings lol#Really need to get a clock for this room hfsvh#been tired for a couple weeks now though. the Eternal Non-Rest hfh#like anywhere from 3-5 i'd just get Tired and just wouldn't recover until i had a nap which is illegal or something so i just gotta power#through til 7 or 8 lol :')#but that's not the case rn this is through my own actions or lack thereof jfhvsh#//also thinking abt it and how much do you Actually think before you speak?#i thought that was really stupid when i was little because talking is just like using your hands. you don't really think about it. it just#kinda Happens lol#but i have like 3 filters that things go through unconsciously; the Cuss Prevention. the Queer Filtration. and the Emotions'#Gloves. aside from those there is no filter lmao - what happens happens. this is usually to my detriment :/ hfhsvh#thinking about it anyway. not much to say about it i just think it's neat :>#communication is a Marvel !#//anywho also Why have my hands been getting raw so quickly recently gfshvh#i just barely noticed it today. now either that's me having a Moment or my hands just being overwhelmed by wortor. i don't like either very#much hfsh#//oh oh was also thinking abt when i was like 5 or something - somewhere around that age. maybe a bit older ? - and the feeling of newly#washed blankets was like. a Whole Feeling. like smell ✓ touch ✓ <- that's it that's the whole range of human experience hfbvshfb :3#it was a Whole Thing. dunno how else to say. and not like how an Event feels bigger when you're little. just that blankets felt nicer then#yknow? yeea lol :)#//anywho i'm gonna go eat some spaghetti#the hair of food fr..#alright ciao :> /
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the-trans-dragon · 1 year
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It's an odd comfort to experience a Bad Fibromyalgia Time after a long long period of not having this intensity of it.
Like it sucks slsjskdjd of course but
Very validating to experience some of the moderately severe symptoms and realize "wow this fucking sucks, this isn't normal at all, most people do not deal with this and I did a great job at surviving this for years. I deserved way more credit than I myself. Good job, past-me. You were goddamn tenacious."
The validation is nice
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