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frnkiebby · 7 months ago

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Hiz haircut fucking suckz...

Wat do u tink?

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that’s a terrible angle. and he needs a fuckin shower.

but no out side of this pic i love the hair cut even though it was a hair cut of necessity lmfao~🎃

#frank go wash your fucking hair i love you #me at myself #me go wash your hair #anyway #nah i actually do like the hair cut #especially when his hair isn’t so unwashed that it’s lank lmfao #frank pls ily #frnkiebby #xxx-scars-on-my-neck-xxx #frank iero #mcr #mcrmy #my chemical romance #frnkiero #frnkie #my chem #ilhsm

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murderandcoffee · 1 year ago

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This whole "simp martin" martin thing has got me thinking

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Jon: sex isnt on the table for me

Martin (who still cant even believe he got THIS far): thats not gonna be a problem for me

jon: yeah, don't expect sex me from, I rarely--if ever--desire it

martin, ecstatic at what all that leaves on the table: THAT'S WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE???

jon, a little horrified: I have never seen anyone so excited to learn that sex is out of the equation

martin: I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME FOR A SOLID YEAR

jon: ...

martin: THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

#martin is like WE CAN HOLD HANDS AND WE CAN HUG AND WE CAN CUDDLE AND WE CAN KISS AND I CAN WASH YOUR HAIR AND RUB YOUR BACK AND HOLD YOU--#AND YOU CAN SIT ON MY LAP AND BORROW MY SWEATERS AND I CAN MAKE YOU COFFEE AND WE CAN GO TO THE PARK AND WE CAN GO OUT TO DINNER AND #and he just keeps going #martin blackwood voice THERE'S SO MUCH OUTSIDE OF SEX I NEVER EVEN EXPECTED YOU TO BE INTERESTED IN ME NOW YOU'RE SAYING WE CAN DO #ALL THESE OTHER THINGS?????? THIS IS GREAT NEWS I CAN'T WAIT #listen. listen. he's head over heels. and extremely enthusiastic. I love him #tma #the magnus archives #jmart #jonmartin #martin blackwood #jon sims #ask murderandcoffee #anonymous

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g00seg1raffe · 30 days ago

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So there was a post a while back about Ben Solo always being told "don't do (x), that's how uncle luke lost his hand" when he was a kid - and I raise you: Elrond and Elros being told "don't do (x), that's how Maedhros lost his hand"??

Like, at Amon Ereb when the twins were newly acquired and refusing to eat their vegetables and Maglor is Mag-mothering them until Erestor, feral half-sane clinically depressed anarchist Avari hostage/patient/infiltrator and Certified Little Shit, hits em with:

"I would listen to the Lord Maglor, winyamor, he well knows the dangers that come to young elflings who don't eat enough vegetables - after all, that's how his brother lost his hand."

Elrond looks conflicted. Elros squints suspiciously. "Truly?"

Erestor, practically comatose since the massacre but ultimately saved from Fading by the biological compulsion to fuck with you, lays a hand over his heart. "I would never lie about such a thing! Just what do you take me for? This is a true tale and a grave warning - the Lord Maedhros' hand was tragically lost in the days of his youth, whilst he was still growing as you are. He refused to eat his vegetables and so, cruelly deprived of the strength it needed to grow strong, his body started to fall apart! First his fingers, then his thumb, and then his palm and wrist - all turned blue and dropped off!"

"No!" Elrond gasps. Elros looks both terrified and impressed. Maglor's face is scrunched up into something that the twins probably interpret as pained - at reminder of the horrors of limbs falling off! - but is actually just him busting a rib trying not to laugh.

"Yes!" Erestor cries with relish. "And it never grew back. All because he didn't eat his vegetables. Isn't that right, Lord Maedhros?"

Maedhros, a looming terror at the head of the table, scarred and solemn and impenetrable as his fortresses, narrows his eyes consideringly at the unfolding shenanigans and the rascal behind it. His conclusion? Fuck it. He gives a slow, solemn nod. Completely deadpan and exaggeratedly formal, because it may have been centuries since he last had his brothers smothering laughter at political dinners but the Finwëan sense of humour, once caught, is not an ailment easily cured.

Maglor conceals his wheezes behind his goblet as Erestor nods sagely to the wide-eyed twins, who suddenly seem a sight more interested in their vegetables.

#it helps that maedhros also has a metric fuck ton of scars so he can make up so much shit #know how i lost my eye? didnt go to bed on time and it shrivelled up #why do i have to wear a shoulder brace sometimes? didn't practice my letters and the bones all fell apart #where'd my fingernails go? didnt wash my hands before eating and they ran away #why is my back all stripy with criss-cross lines? didnt use my cutlery and they attacked me #why are some of my teeth metal? cause i didnt clean em properly for two minutes with mint ointment and i accidentally ate them in my sleep #whys there grey bits in my hair? didnt bathe after running around in the woods and the cobwebs got stuck and never came out #what happened to my ears? ducked underneath a horse and it spooked and bit them off so never ever do that again elros its very dangerous ok #i dont care your ears are smaller because youre peredhel elros the horse will get you #whys my hair so short? didnt comb it so it was stolen by orcs now hand me the brush and get over here elrond your head's a birdnest #for all that the kid's questions sometimes make maedhros a lil uncomfortable its actually really healing for him #sure sauron whipped him until his spine broke but now he uses those marks to get his kids to eat with cutlery like civilised people #and he cut his hair in a depressive spiral after fingon died but his kids think it was so tangled the orcs stole it to make scruffy orc wig #and his shoulders fucked from hanging on thangondrim for decades but if you kids dont sit down and do your lessons then so help me -#his beloved fingon always kissed his scars when he was allowed but it was witty irreverent half insane erestor who helped him laugh at them #i kind of ship it in a 'secret third thing' kinda way u feel me? not sex not friends but they bring a lot out of eachother its weird #erestor #maedhros #kidnap fam #elrond and elros #maglor #there is a fic that goes with this who wants it

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oc-fo-self-indulgence · 5 months ago

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Imagine what your bedtime routine looks like with your F/O(s)!

What do their pajamas look like? Fancy? Cute? Just really comfy?

Do they take a shower at night? Do you? If you both do, how do you work around that? Who showers first? Or is it together?

Do any of you need noise while you sleep? Do you guys cuddle? Are one of both/all of you a blanket hog?

Just!!! what are the bedtime rituals that have fallen into place throughout the time of your life together <3

#for us- Cory and I both wear just our boxers #sometimes I wear this tanktop I stole from Cory a while ago tho!#Cory runs way too hot to comfortably wear anything else-#Astrophel generally wears an oversized comfy shirt he stole from one of us- or a pajama set!#Phel also showers in the morning- Cory and I both generally shower at night and we often do so together <3 #help each other wash our hair and backs and such <3 #we always cuddle- Cory is constantly trying to get the blankets off him which ngl works great since Phel and I are blanket hogs #I always need noise to sleep and it doesn't bother either of them! sometimes we fall asleep watching a video together #but often times we pick a playlist to listen to while we doze off :]#:!🍒🥀#:!🍇🪻#first post yayayayay!!!!! also yes this is me convincing myself to go sleep #f/o #f/o community #f/o comfort #f/o imagines #fictional other #imagine your f/o #imagine your fictional other #selfshipping community #self ship #selfship community #self shipping #selfship comfort #selfship positivity #f/o positivity #mine.txt

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zombieplaguedoc · 8 months ago

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psst. hey you. selfshipper. come closerimagine your f/o actually asking permission to touch your hair and stopping anyone who tries to without asking. imagine them confronting people who make comments on how your hair is 'nappy' or 'wild.' them helping you moisturize your hair and deep condition it on wash day. them helping you pick out the parts of your hair that you can't reach or coming to you with cool hairstyles or extensions that they found online. this applies to any f/o btw. familial, romantic, platonic, any at all. they all love you and want you to feel empowered and gorgeous in your body and with your hair.

Antis dni, this post isn't for you

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ociels · 26 days ago

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i feel so pathetic for feeling like this

#i can’t eat in a fucking restaurant without being on the verge of tears because contamination scares me that fucking much #we ate this snack and it fell on me and now i’m going to be fucking thinking about it the whole day #on the plane my mom’s packed wet issue grazed my leg and i can’t fucking stop thinking about it #on the plane everyone kept touching behind my seat to pass through and my head is full of thoughts that their hands are dirty and if i rest #my head my hair will be dirty and i’ll have to wash my hair so many times to get it all out #this morning i had a hot chocolate and it got a little on my chin and i can’t lean my head because if i do it that will spread anywhere #any thing to do with food is so scary. i’m TRYING to be more comfortable around food im trying to imagine scenarios of me eating something #and the perceived negative consequences happening and me not giving into my compulsions despite of it #it’s so fucking hard when your brain refuses to forget even the smallest fucking thing i’m so so tired of this i just want to be normal #i’ve been up since 4am and it’s 8:30 pm right now and i’m still on my guard and i haven’t rested my head or shut my eyes because i’m so so #so so so so so scared of being dirty #✉️

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gotta-bail-my-quails · 2 months ago

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man i thought i moved out to escape my family but it turns out i've jumped from the pan into the fire because holy shit my guys what the fuck??

#at least at home we have people competent enough to not flush wet wipes and tampons down the toilet #let alone FOOD???#and we don't leave our dishes out for so long by the sink that they start to RUST #like ok my lil brothers make a mess sometimes and accidentally shat on the floor a few times but at least they're fucking children why tf #should i deal with shit water because of your incompetence #and yknow i can deal with noise. im the noisiest at night at home b/c i always go shower late but im not fucking SCREECHING and chatting #so loudly you'd think i was at a concert or some shit #and this bitch?? can't comprehend i just want to not have crumbs all over the couch???#like girl. how did this become a slight against you. why would i ask you to keep the couch clean b/c you slept there once or twice #BITCH I CLEANED THE COUCH COVER ON MY OWN DIME *BECAUSE* I KNEW YOU MIGHT SLEEP THERE AGAIN & WANTED IT TO BE CLEAN FOR YOU #YOU NOT ONLY INSULT ME BUT ENTIRELY MISCONSTRUE MY KINDNESS TOWARDS YOU??? WHY WOULD IT BE DIRTY B/C YOU SLEPT THERE???#you can't make this shit up i hate having roommates holy hell #only slightly made up for by the fact i get a room to myself these days #the other one smells like weed all the time and the other other one doesnt wash her hands properly after using the toilet + keeps her dishe #out by the sink + doesn't pick her hair up #also i'm the youngest so that's just even sadder #i was also the youngest last year and bitch. you have no idea #this is what being the eldest sibling does to a mf #not really related but they made the ugliest doormat ever i wish i had been there to stop them from that atrocity #and why do they not take their shoes off. girl i mop the floors like every 2 weeks #it's fucking clean trust me just take them off bitch #am i being holier than thou? probably but fucking DESERVED #i can't be taking care of people two years older than me like this. yall have too much fucking drama

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2-kamikou-1 · 5 days ago

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i am so fucking pissed off

#had to take a shower late at night. bathroom is gutted for the repairmen that didn't come so there was nothing in there.#had to get out halfway through to ask my mom where the conditioner and face wash was. she gave me a different face wash than i normally use #so i asked her where the regular one i use is she said we're out. i said do we have any other foaming ones I need them to be foaming ones #because those are the only ones that dont make my face burn. she said we dont but this one is like that if you lather it in your hands.#i said i dont think thats going to work. she insisted. it did not work. my face burns.#theres shampoo in my eyes. my skin is dry. i had to go dry my hair in the kitchen because the bathroom outlet does not work.#i banged my ankle on the table because half the contents of the bathroom are in the kitchen and it was a tight fit to get to the outlet.#hair took forever to dry. tried several times to put it in a bonnet. tied my hair into the ribbons on accident multiple times.#thighs are sticking together. tea fell behind my bed. i am going to fucking kill myself.

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pilonciillo · 11 days ago

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should i learn how to cut hair ?

#i’ll charge you 20$ for a haircut but i won’t wash your hair and it will be at my place #why do i want to learn things but not commit to the profession???#like yeah learn to cut hair become a hairdresser no i just wanna know how to do it #i want to learn to wax properly but no i don’t wanna work in a salon waxing #i want yo learn massage therapy but i will not work at a massage place? shop ? what are they called ?#these are skills i can’t use unless i have another person who wants me to do it #oh i also want to do nail art but for like press ons but that one seems expensive and i dont like press ons its just the better mobility #instead of my hand or someone else’s #i also want to go to school to be an esthetician but for like fun #lmao i wanna be barbie and have 1000s of skills

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kerosene-saint · 15 days ago

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do most people not know about permanent hair dye

#i feel like a lot of people I've met have been like ''oh wow the pink in your hair is really staying that's so cool''#and i think they only know about semi-permanent hair dye #cause permanent hair dye doesn't just. wash out in a few washes.#semi-permanent dye washes out kinda quick #and that's mostly what's being sold in stores (i mean not all. but a lot of it.)#i personally fucking hate semi-permanent dye. it's so annoying to go through the process of dying your hair only for it to wash out quick #the only time we did semi-permanent dye on my hair was when i was in first grade TwT #but when i started getting my hair done at my current colorist we just went fully permanent #it's better for me since i like my hair to be a fun color 24/7 #but also recently I've gotten better at actually keeping the permanent dye from fading so it'll be nice and bright for longer #cause permanent dye + bleaching ur hair can get a bit expensive #even with our family and friends discount we get

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shitouttabuck · 1 year ago

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what do you do when the girl you spent the better part of the last decade in love with calls you up to tell you they dumped their girlfriend and quit their job and would you like to go spend a couple weeks on a beach in greece with them because they miss you and love you (not like that) . and you miss them and love them (not like that. anymore) and you’re probably not getting into grad school anyway and even if you did you can’t keep moving countries to start over because that doesn’t fix things and you could use the money you have saved that you were gonna put towards tuition to buy a plane ticket and sublet a beach villa instead. because you miss them and you love them and you’re tired of missing them and loving them has always felt good and you never feel good anymore and whatever maybe you can just have a lovely few weeks in fuckin greece and just. that’s enough you don’t have to try more than that they go back home and you stay on a beach in greece for as long as anyone else will remember . hypothetically. you should do that, right

#this is rhetorical look away!!!!#it’s an either/or : this or trying to go to grad school #but the thing is #at some point i convinced myself that a change of place and building a new life would make me happier than rotting in my parents house #in my hometown where i feel like im in a timeloop sometimes #but it wouldn’t? i Love my friends but. i am sad here and i was sad in scotland and i was sad in cambridge and. i will be sad wherever i go #it’s not a fixable thing #being around beth is a bandaid on it #so maybe i should slap the bandaid on buy a plane ticket and then. whatever i will be sad After or #i know i sound insane but the thing about being obsessive is that when one person physically has your back when you are 20 years old #it makes sense that they feel like the only thing that will help fix it #sorry this sounds strung out i have like three different things in my system that i will sleep off and be fine im not having a meltdown #this just feels like a Decision To Be Made and i thought typing it out would help give me some clarity or whatever #made a list but i wrote ‘washed your hair when you couldnt do it’ and i’ll be so honest that’s all the convincing i need to do #anything they ask of me ever #idk where my bank card is so no financial decisions tonight anyway #if u have read all of that. apologies and goodnight x #n

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bumblingbabooshka · 2 years ago

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I like Tuvok canonically having a crush on Noss that he struggles through because it means that something about this stranded spider hunter appealed greatly to him and I want to know what that is