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Honest to god Titans Tower is probably the funniest thing that's ever happened in comics to me? Like, there's so much to unpack here it's insane?? The tear-away stripper Red Hood costume? The knock-off Robin costume with the stupid ass yellow tights that somehow looks worse than if Jason just rocked the bare thighs? The way Jason is drawn like he is fully 35 with two stepkids and a mortgage? Jason inventing fanfiction about Tim and Bruce's relationship in his head because he refuses to believe Tim actually stalked his way into being Robin?? Trying to mimic his crowbar death by beating Tim with his own staff but I as a reader am entirely unable to take it seriously because of those stupid fucking tights-
And then you get to Tim's side of things and he says like, all of 5 things the entire time and three of them are a coded 'fuck you'. He has absolutely no time or respect for Jason's pity party and it's actually hysterical because Jason cannot stop yapping. Meanwhile, Tim is like, definitely losing the fight which makes it funnier?? Then the ending?? Jason scrawling "Jason Todd was here" on the wall in blood (or red paint meant to look like blood, up in the air) and signing it with a handprint like he's a middle schooler who just discovered Creepypasta???? Ripping the 'R' off Tim's costume when he's literally already unconscious?? Zipping away from the scene thinking "damn I actually like that kid, wish I had friends tbh"??
And then it's literally never brought up again.
#He's running away from the crime scene and I'm just in the back shouting at Jason Peter Todd to explain himself#Bestie not one of those choices made sense are we hitting the sauce too hard?#This is the only thing Jason does in the UTRH era that actually reeks of 19 year old to me#Also the whole scene has the vibes of that one post#guy in a fist fight very clearly winning but he's sobbing and wailing the whole time#guy visibly getting his ass wrecked in a fist fight but hes talking shit about the other guy like hes winning#That post? Yeah#tim drake#jason todd#red hood#red robin#titans tower#Oh look more Tim and Jason content#I promise I care more about just them but they're so fucking funny I can't help it#This is what happens when you're the middle children DC can't give a fuck about#You get put in a blender and the dumbest shit ever comes out#batfam#batfamily
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the Klavier-Edgeworth parallels of I Don't Care How You Feel, the Truth Is the Only Thing That Matters™ are very interesting, but the Klavier-Phoenix parallels of nothing bad has ever affected me in my life idk what you're talking about that didn't mean anything I'm not talking about it I'm not thinking about it I'm not acknowledging it they may not be dead but they're dead to me and that's how I like it I'm never looking at them again because they're dead they're gone they're a ghost and this is a perfectly healthy way to live look at me I'm thriving I'm thriving I'm thriving are also very interesting, do you get what I'm saying.
#i dont think this is what people meant by have you ever thought of making a narumitsu fanchild#(<- nobody has asked me that i just thought it was funny)#addendum to the klavier post because i somehow didnt make the connection then. starting to think all the aa4 characters are several old#characters stuck in a blender and poured into a shiny new cup.#klavier gavin#phoenix wright#klavier's definitely better at the never looking at it again thing & i think that's due to his edgeworth iciness like i said originally#phoenix has too much heart and i think he's sort of in recovery from that type of behaviour (it's a work in progress)#anyway they should have faced off against each other again. dual destinies did many things poorly but having them appear in the same case#and interacting with zero tension was probably one of the things it did worst.#also awful that im still thinking about him. he's gotten in my head.
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#swtor#star wars the old republic#star wars#isotope droid#isotope-5r#dead meme#meme#my art#blender#i figured out basic blender functionality for this#thank vod that my fren ket told me how FoV works#no isotope? osik vod osik
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Tony Tony Chopper: cup edition
#digital art#artists on tumblr#ipad art#art#my art#pinksepia#tony tony chopper#one piece chopper#op chopper#chopper#nomad sculpt#nomad 3D#3d art#3d modeling#3d artwork#3d artist#one piece#I did it#I finally did it#😭😭😭 dude#I was trying to follow a tutorial and that didn’t work out well#like fucking always LMAO#THE SHIT WAS NOT CENTERED SO I COULDNT MIRROR ANYTHING#IT WAS ANNOYING#and then it crashed bc my iPad so old#and I wanted to add the antlers but maybe in another version#I had fun and I actually like how it turned out#like this is better than any if the stuff I have done in blender and it makes me sad ):#lol but imagine that the straw hat pirate go to an island and they turn into inanimate objects and stuff 😭😭
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pain, will you return it? i'll say it again, pain will you give it to me? (♫)
#switching up my usual forlorn women with colors edits and am now giving you forlorn 40 year old man#ts4#ts4 edit#sims 4#look blender did not like wrinkle cc i had to draw that stuff#and added the gray hairs which i actually think look good hair drawing success#uh new dnd guy but this edit isnt really relevant to him#insp by peter murphy/bauhaus!!!#does this count as a halloween edit theres blood#blood tw#clementine#im gonna work on my REAL edit for him tomorrow#his top surgery scars are not visible in the first pic damn i tried#his transgender swag and divorced aura has bewitched me
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i love odo!!!!!! also quark is there
bonus: "first time i ever drew quark"
#star trek#ds9#quark#odo#constable odo#quark is like. i like little smartasses but also i kinda want to stuff him in a blender yknow?#odo reminded me SO much of a different oc before i started watching the show so i was hugely shocked to discover hes a grumpy old man#hes grown on me u_u like mold#... slime mold ofc#OH RIGHT most important part: quark kitty ears
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attempt no. 2 at making hair
#mullet kel......#unironically my favorite hairstyle of his was when he had the (accidental) mullet#he hated it but personally. i was a fan.#ngl making hairs is actually kind of fun#i realized this morning that i've been using blender/doing renders for almost 4 years now#it's about time i learn how to mesh shit lol#i put it off bc i hate trying to make things work in game but i've p much abandoned sims at this point like. i am fully a blender guy now#if i can make something & it works in blender. that's all that matters to me.#kinda thinkin i might remake some of my super old renders of the kiddos#i've remade a couple but none of the reeeeaaally old ones#it's kinda fun to go back & look at em & see how much i've learned since then#n e way.#rainyrambles
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#best buy fucked up the backup of my old files and only backed up the thumbnails for my blender projects on my work computer??#so heres uhh shitty subd furby#at least it was just my work computer. if i lost my home computer with all my mods i would lose it that would break me.#furby
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Gonna try using blender today to *try* and make Jien. Will update later.
#-stories of old#there's two options that can come true#1. my laptop explodes as I try and make the model/I give up#2. i manage to make the model but it's goofy/shit and I give up and never try blender again#i have lole 5% experience with blender. i made her horns so I could 3d print them but that's ittttt#and that took me long enough 😭#anyhow#I'm gonna be brave today and try it again
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redrew a few old expressions from february!!! one never notices how much their art style changes in some months till you compare side by side www
(the old ones for comparison ↓)
#re:kinder#yuuichi mizuoka#fanart#you had no idea how bad my hand was itching to draw him i was so gon die there (joke)#more so because i replayed the game these days and wanted to check my old expression sheets from february i made based on some lines ...#usual commentary time☺️☺️☺️#top left may be obviously different and thats because i didnt actually base it off the old one in that case. i based it off his sprite#but the old one is based on that same sprite; just with context of line so...#no idea what went on these months that the way i drew his ahoge went from simple strands to little circular things JEKSNDL#im not sure how to explain it but point is i . i dont know what happened there but now my brain doesnt let me draw it any other way#top right had his line of sight changed for a very goofy detail i completely overlooked in the old one ... he is the baby of the group😭#it's very unlikely anyone's shorter than him and since everyone goes from being 1 to 4 years older than him. hes gonna end up looking up😭😭#it would be one thing if the cast was older because puberty and height and stuff but it aint the case here cuz. he's like. 7??😭#so i found it funny he was looking down in the old one then i fixed his line of sight to he looking upwards . which looks goofier on him#really adds to it. the person who killed your whoel family needs to look up to look at you in the eye😭 cuz its a little baby😭😭#the fun thing in comparing the old and new is how my approach in drawing him just. changes completely#back then i did the chibi like approach when drawing him thats it. that was the mindset#now it's “he needs to look more like a bug MAKE HIS EYES TAKE MORE SPACE IN HIS FACE he neeeddds to look like a bug ...”#worked i need to put him in a blender /JOKE JOKE JOKE LIGHTHEARTED JOKE😭😭
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a quick Jade Harley
#jade harley#homestuck#art#bonus points if you recognize me using these models before#apprently after i updated Blender#eevee now supports principled bsdf on this old computer#which is a damn huge plus for me cos cycles just takes way too long to render lmao#edit: i tried using it on a new project but it didnt worked#idk what happened there
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love all the versions of microchip im aware of so far. two grandpas and a twink. one has a crush on frank, one probably packs him soup before he leaves to murder people, and one has a surprising amount of "fuck it we ball" in him. that last one is so silly actually professional notgiveafucker. oh yeah were being hunted down by the kingpin some random kid we took with us died anyway. look at these cool as fuck birds. hanging out dressed like your father at a grill not a care in the world. the 90s show one is also great because i mean how can you not love "frank you have to stop killing people :( please stop killing people killing is wrong :(" "shut the fuck up i do what i want you aint my dad" "...... ohkay :((( stay safe out there :((". 2017 micro is. okay. jkjk tbh i came for frank and i stayed for him. patting him on the back. sorry frank fucked your wife. while you watched. thats rough.
#marvel#the punisher#microchip#this is a microchip appreciation post because hes such a funny old man#dont come at me if i dont have the full picture okay#what a strange thing to say but hes deffo the type of guy i think that i need to put in a blender#frank is my honey little murderous princess and micro i am putting in a jar and shaking around. do you understand.
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It's been a little while since I last drew her (a little over two years, wow!) so I thought I'd give Kitty another go! :] (Character by @scaryscarecrows)
#velvet attempts art#kitty richardson#got hit with the urge to draw her last night while i was revisiting some old music playlists#cigarette smoke and snark and all its related fics had such a chokehold on me during 2022 haha#and for good reason!! the writing is amazing go read it go read it now#kitty is still such a joy to read about i really like villains that have fun with what they do#(what they do is throw my favourite character in the blender)
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This was one of the first renders I made jdjsjsj inspired on DiamondChance Collection Chapter 1: Lil' Villa of course!
#Fortnite#Nolan Chance#Montague#DiamondChance#DiamondChance collection#Give me a Chance#Nolan posting#Blender blender sweet sweet render#Ignore the purple lighting I like purple (?#One of the first renders = a thing from like a month ago jdjdjd is not that old jdjsjs#Appatary8523
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anyways people of Tumblr here's some old art :3
#fortnite art#blender#fortnite#render#fortnite render#joni the red#fortnite joni#joni#omega fortnite#omega knight#omega#countess daraku#daraku#fortnite daraku#Fortnite countess daraku#art#old art#old ass art#fuck i forgot tumblr exists#follow me on Twitter my @ is Joni The Omega
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I had the privilege of creating an album cover for a close friend of mine. It's been awhile since I've done a bryce3d/90's cgi inspired piece so i jumped at the chance to make another. Really happy with how it came out. Check out the album here if you'd like. Bandcamp - https://rettjester.bandcamp.com/album/polarity Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/rettjester/sets/polarity-rett-jester
#blender3d#blender#bryce 3d#vintage cgi#old cgi#retro cgi#3dartist#orbs#surrealist#landscape#album cover#new album#funny orbs :)#i like the orbs#do you like the orbs?#lick the orbs with me
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