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baldmultiverse · 2 days ago

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Me and the hoatz

Hoatzin (Opisthocomus hoazin) aka “Stink Turkey”, family Opisthocomidae, order Opisthocomiformes, found in South America

The only living member of the bird order Opisthocomiformes.

This leaf-eating bird uses foregut fermentation, in its enlarged crop, to help break down its food. (The ferementation is where the smell comes from, which gives it the name “Pavo Apestoso”)

They live in vegetation at the edges of lakes, streams, and rivers.

The young have 2 small claws on the fronts of the wingsthat help them climb through vegetation.

photograph by Jeffrey P Karnes

#hoatzin #bird #opisthocomidae #opisthocomus #ornithology #opisthocomiformes #nature #animals #south america #lol #me and the hoes #Phoenix from Harry Potter #fwakes #?#that guy

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breadfacednerd · 2 years ago

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you all KNOW who you fucking are.

#me and the hoes

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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 9 months ago

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How does Hobie fit his hair under his mask- IRRELEVANT.

What you should be asking is how is his guitar not falling when they are literally upside-down

Answer: Hobie hates laws so much he's subconsciously able to break the Laws of Physics if it threatens his aesthetic.

His suspenders also do not move.

Animation error? Hammerspace? Nah I just hc he has Infinite Coolness as a legit ability. There's no other explanation he's just That Cool.

#he was this cool the whole time #ATSV team: *slips up*#me: I saw that. hoe.#spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk

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sillysiluriforme · 9 months ago

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everyone is in love with marinette for her selflessness and her ability to get smooshed like a bug literally whenever

#silu's art #miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #miraculous ladybug and chat noir #marinette dupain cheng #mlb chat noir #chat noir #mlb luka #luka couffaine #mlb kagami #kagami tsurugi #marinette x adrien #marinette x luka #marinette x kagami #me and my brother are proud kagami/marinette/adrien truthers #marinette suffers so much she deserves all the hoes #luka's here cause i wanted to draw him hfkhfsdjk

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st0neymal0neyx0 · 10 months ago

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#hoeing about 🫶🏻#me

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mitcheechee · 9 months ago

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uhh that pingus meme or whatever

#ur scaring the hoes #gortash #durge #this is just. me being stupid LOL #bg3

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deathcherries · 1 year ago

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Aaron and andrew have the ultimate bros before hoes pact and both of them chose hoes

#it also gives me great delight to think of neil as andrew's hoe #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil #all for the game #aftg #the foxhole court #tfc #exy #nora sakavic #the raven king #trk #the kings men #tkm #andrew x neil #aaron minyard

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buntanteen · 5 months ago

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cockwarming dilf!mingyu thoughts (nsfw)

summary: thoughts on reader cockwarming dilf!kim mingyu :3

contains: 18+ nsfw! mdni!!

✩ svt writing & fic rec masterlist ✩

thinking about cock warming and slow fucking dilf!mingyu

after closing the bedroom door behind him, mingyu turns to meet your gaze. the moment the two of you make eye contact, you both gravitate towards each other. the slow movements of feeling up his chest turn into rapid ones trying to undress each other.

walking backwards to mingyu bed, falling into the white sheets with him hovering about you. grazing open mouthed kisses and licks across each other's necks. nosing against each other’s skin as he slips into you. feeling so so so full as you grind down onto his pretty cock.

slow movements of mingyu's hips hitting every spot making you in absolute bliss. the pace slowing down to barely slow fucking. heavy breaths, quiet moans and slips of whimpers filling the room.

trying to keep quiet so none of his kids hear the two of you. mingyu having his arms wrapped around you and his head laying on top of your chest. you have one hand trailing down the curve of his broad back. the other hand is carding your fingers through his hair to move it away from his sweaty forehead.

the summer evening breeze cooling down your flushed skin. the sunset view illuminating his honey skin. the warmth of your and mingyu's bodies lulling the two of you to sleep.

ames note: my other mingoo writing -> bestie fwb!mingyu headcanons

author note: do not distribute my work on other platforms without my consent. if you see my writing in places other than this tumblr account, please let me know. my writings are purely fictional fantasises for fun. the people i write about are real human beings and should still be treated as such. please do not take my writings seriously or as truth.

#buntanteen writings #kim mingyu x reader #mingyu x reader #mingyu smut #mingyu fluff #seventeen thoughts #seventeen imagines #seventeen x reader #svt x reader #seventeen headcanons #seventeen drabbles #seventeen smut #seventeen fanfic #seventeen scenarios #svt fanfic #svt imagines #svt smut #pls kindly let me know if there are any issues!!#this is totalllyyy not inspired by a very vivid dream i had two mornings ago about mingyu whattttttt #i think i was his side hoe or rebound or someone he cheated on his wife with???#cuz one of his three kids caught us and said “dad what about mom?"#hoping that dream dilf mingyu was divorced or smth #i woke up before i could find out the drama :<#it was so much for me to handle that i just had to write it down haha #i hope y'all enjoyeeeddd #it took a bit to post cuz i was trying to find the right pics to convey the vibe haha

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obey-me-hoe · 1 month ago

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WHY IS LEVI GOING AROUND TELLING PEOPLE TO BARK AT ME ???

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erabu-san · 8 months ago

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Why does it feel like i betray my bros

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crowleywowley · 6 months ago

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Hello everyone I am so sick and cannot stop drawing stupid pointy Crowley snakes. So here u go.

Bonus stupid snake:

#i don’t even know #I wish I had the energy for more but alas I do not #whoever got me sick….. your moms a hoe.#anyways!#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #anthony crowley #good omens art #can this even be classified as good omens art idk #but he’s thinking about aziraphale’s fat juicy ass and so am I

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attyrocious · 8 months ago

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my hands started hurting in the middle of this maybe he can fix it

#trafalgar law #one piece #me and xes were sad so we art traded our hoes #i drew him a sexy doctor marco and realized ive never drawn law in it and that must be corrected

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piccololiker · 24 days ago

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SCENE REDRAW 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️ DISTURBING THE PEACEEE🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️

Chat ngl I think I lowkey cooked !! This was soo fun

Drew him with some of his current design choices because I cannot live without his current whorish low cut gi (what’s all that movement right there🤨🤨is having his boobs out a new strategy bc it’s working)

Piccolo has a LETHAL face card btw if he looked at me I think I would die on the spot 😭👎I love him I fear, he is such a hottie😔