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queer-reader-07 · 10 months ago

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so the opera house my dad has season tickets to sent out their performance line up for the '24-'25 season and they always have one "in concert" (aka just sung not preformed) show and next season's is Les Troyens which i assumed was some french adaptation of the Iliad

but no. it is, in fact, an adaptation of the Aeneid (it's also a five hour long opera which is just simply too much, no wonder they're doing it in concert) ANYWAY what ensued when i learned this information was hilarious

me: wait. what's the aeneid about?

dad: it's the one virgil wrote about what happens after the trojan war

me: oh so it's the lame stuff after the battle

dad: no there's more too it *pulls up the wikipedia page for the aeneid* SEE! it actually starts with the trojan horse

me: oh so virgil wrote iliad fanfic

dad: well yeah because the romans wanted to connected themselves back to troy to prove how strong they were (or something like that)

me: virgil wrote post canon, roman nationalist, iliad fanfic

dad: . . . yeah basically

me: and the french turned it into a 5 hour opera?

dad: they're the french what do you expect?

mom (from the other room): WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT

#me and my dad are so silly sometimes #i'm sure i'll end up going to that one cuz there's no way my mom is sitting through that long of a concert #opera #the aeneid #virgil #my dad #personal #not good omens

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skeletoninthemelonland · 2 years ago

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#thinking of him #HE MAKES ME SO HAPPY LIKE-#he is one silly bunny dad. makes good food and will certainly kiss you goodnight!!#and he's also very supportive!!! oh he can seem awkward sometimes but thats because he just don wanna mess things up!!!!#grabbing him rn #he's very neat. take good care bunny dad #springdad au #fnaf #my art

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canyoureallycallthisablog · 2 years ago

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Would you all still love me if I posted kirby content be honest with me I can take it

#kirby #king dedede #dedede #how do i tag kirby stuff this is my first time #i love them so much #when we as a fandom started seeing meta knight as kirby's father figure instead of dedede we lost side of what was important #yeah theyre both their dads but king dedede adopted them first #ive been reading the light novels nonstop and my heart cant take this #i love these characters so much theyre so silly #sometimes too silly #what is your favorite kirby character i would love to know #someone take me under their wing I wanna join the inside community so bad #reblog if you like kirby fuck yourself if you dont like kirby #also you should play the kirby games theyre really fun #this is my new hyperfixation #im not leaving undertale dw #underale will stay with me until the day I perished #but would you guys still be ok if i posted my kirby content here or would you rather I have another account #i want honest opinions here

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lupins-hehim-pussy · 5 months ago

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I think of so many stupid shenanigans between Wriothesley and his daughters in the Addison Lee verse. They tell Wriothesley crazy shit all the time, their daddy-daughter secrets, and it drives Neuvillette nuts that Wriothesley won't snitch.

Sigewinne, whispering into his ear: Today at school I punched a boy because he was being mean. I waited until it was recess, and made sure that no one was watching, and I punched him. Everyone knows he is a liar, so noooo one believed him when he cried about it. And Sigewinne is aaaalways a superstar so Mr Vautrin didn't suspect a thing !

Wriothesley, mildly concerned: Uh huh.

Sigewinne: Papa would say Sigewinne has to be nice to everyone, but, Sigewinne thinks bullies need to get punched sometimes, b'cos, b'cos otherwise, they think everyone is just gonna let them be mean

Wriothesley: Y'know what. That's fair

#They tend to play with him more than Neuvillette because he can match their energies #but Neuvillette usually is who they'd run to when they #need calmness and comfort #at night. when they're all asleep. Neuv would pin his husband down and be like. Tell me. Tell me the secrets.#and Wriothesley is like Noooooooo snitches get stitches Neuv #obviously if it's serious he'd let him know. but. if Carole comes up to him and is like daddy I secretly put a roach in Mr Vautrin's lunch #he'd be like. Did he think it was yummy?#and Carole is like aheeheeehee noooo don't be silly !! It was a prank and the roach was plastic so he can't eat it anyway #ingital #also vautrin teaches all 3 of their kids #for like. first grade #so he's basically a family friend at this point #I also have this stupid #scene in my head. the Swear Jar. I imagine like swear words in the Wriollette household is a hotly debated topic. because Daddy say it #aaaaaall the time. And Wriothesley doesn't believe in banning words. He explains it to the kids when they ask but he's like. You can be #just as hurtful. if not more. with words that are not considered 'bad'. You can still be mean without saying fuck. The point is to be nice #and daddy is nice isn't he. even if he says bad words sometimes.#but neuvillette is like No. No Bad Words. It is considered socially inappropriate for your age group. When you are older #you can decide if you want to use them. however. there are some rules in the classroom and I do not want you girls to get into trouble.#if you get into the habit of cursing like your dad. it'd be hard to keep away from them when you are in class. and bad words frighten papa #so. I ask that you ladies do not use them.#but like I don't think. they'd Punish the kids. the swear jar isn't even like. a punishment. it is a swear tax. every time you say bad word #you have to pay the swear tax. and whatever's in the jar gets taken out for ice cream or whatever to make papa feel better #[ this is how wriothesley explain it ]#and it leads to stuff like. The girls being considerate to Neuvillette firstly (he isn't actually all that bothered he's more scared #of the social repercussions for the girls. But they think he's Scared Of All Bad Words)#so they'd be like. papa cover your ears. I am going to say frightening words. FUCK YOU TIMMY. and then they pay their swear tax #and when Wriothesley curse in front of Neuvillette. the girls are like stop it. you will frighten papa. pay the swear tax NOW #we must acquire the icecream for papa. lest he gets so frightened he runs away forever. and wriothesley is like oh shit yeah that'd be bad #and theyre like DADDY. STOP IT

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moonchild-in-blue · 6 months ago

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Oh.

#according to facebook memories (why do i even have that still??) 12 years ago today i saw Linkin Park for the first time 🥺#in a few days it'll be 10 years since the last time i saw them #and. hm. there's a lot that surfaced this days since clancy dropped and i'm a bit more emotional / sensitive than usual #and this is. well. making me extremely sad.#12 years ago. i remember as if it was yesterday. i cling to that day so much and i'm scared of forgetting about it #i wonder how 14 yo me would've reacted if she knew.#they were my first gig ever! i remember the 2nd song was given up and the people around us started moshing pretty hard.#so much that my shoe came off and my dad had to shield me while i crawled and looked for it hahaha #it was so fun! i didn't really know that was a thing #that day was the first time they played Lies Greed Misery - it had been released just the day before #my videos are SO blurry but i still have them all saved 🥹#idk i've been in some typa mood these past days. not necessarily bad at all but.#me and a couple friends had a very important conversation 2 nights ago which was GOOD but. the bad thing about letting everything bottle up #is that once you spill it's hard to deal with. and yeah this is. idk. i'm just venting here like. ignore me.#it's just really hard for me. i miss him terribly and i'm really scared for myself because i *know* i'm back in the loop #and it feels so hopeless sometimes. maybe this is super silly but i'm so thankful that Clancy came out now because OH BOY i need it #maybe it's not the best strategy to put so much faith? importance? in like. music and other people but #man. i genuinely don't know if i'd be here if not for certain songs/artists etc #idk I'm rambling lol. i might delete this later #probably. maybe. i try not to talk too much about this here because i tend to deal alone but. sometimes it's nice to send things to the void #anyways. support your favs. talk to your friends - even if you much rather not. don't be like me and let things rot inside.#🤍#darya talks to herself

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selfinflictedgunshotwound · 2 months ago

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i'm kind of amazed how most of the stardew marriage candidates just want you to be their manic pixie dream whatever by agreeing with everything they like and plying them with compliments or praise or whatever (which is fine but a bit. Much) but for shane his romance is just you being there for him while he figures his own shit out... dunno why i never wanted to romance him before he's so good

#i'm usually a sebastian kinda guy but i do think it's silly you have to say you like scifi to gain friendship points w him like cmon man #i will say though that. my bestie's baby daddy being named shane kinda does make it hard to like him 😭 unfortunate but not his fault #ik a lot of ppl are weird abt his recovery and his messy ass room bc they play stardew to make things look pretty or whatever #but i'm actually kind of glad he's a realistic depiction of addiction... the problem is his dependence on indulging in alcohol when he's #depressed not the fact that he drinks period... i think that a lot of ppl are unrealistic abt alcoholism (including me abt my dad's)#but concernedape did really good w him imo. anyways all this to say that i'm really glad shane never expects someone to be a certain way #i know most of the candidates are like. archetypes or whatever and i think that's fine they are very sweet and cute regardless but #i think maybe i didnt romance him before bc i related to him so badly that it hurt seeing myself reflected LMAO dead end life and being #suicidal about it like. i've never had a drug dependence but i'm not really in a position where i can ever make my own decisions anyways #but regardless. there is smth to someone who slowly warms up to you when they can't ignore your kindness any longer and have no reason to #act like an abused dog anymore which. does make me sad just to say but that is how he acts beforehand #idkkkkk idk i think people are always too caught up with his addiction and his messy room to actually see him without realizing that #getting better is a lot harder than it appears and that having a dirty room doesn't mean you aren't trying to be better. sigh #besides it's not like. the end of the world that he has a beer sometimes. have you tried going thru life completely sober? it sucks #ok im done LMAO but yeah i've found myself gravitating towards him this time around when i've romanced sebastian literally every playthru #til now. hmm!#ACTUALLY ONE MORE THING. i like how he's basically a twist on the classic useless husband trope in media where they love sports and drinking #but he's not a bad person and the only reason he's mean to you at first is because he hates himself and his own life and he makes an effort #the more you get close to him instead of the opposite. i like that a lot. ok now i'm done

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carcarrot · 8 months ago

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i lied i did watch the oscars

#came into it an hour in bc i forgot they started an hour early #frustrating and alluring as always. the in memoriam part was filmed so bad like just show us the scream damn!#as much as i bitch about the current state of movies damn if the oscars dont get me every time. i want to be at that silly podium #anyway. other thoughts abt the evening #swann arlaud people i get it now. i get it .#they should have given that dog from anatomy of a fall an award too idc that the dog wasnt nominated #al pacinos fucken delivery was hysterical i love the new yorker drawing that had him like a fortune teller saying 'i see oppenheimer'#robert de niro apparently not having a good time it seemed. annette bening slayed w those glasses #oh bc im a movie nerd i of course fill out my own little ballot and somehow miraculously got 11 right (beat my dad who had 7)#my strategy is i pick the people i want to win which usually has me getting very few right #oh loved the 0.3 second glimpse of willem in the audience! love him. his crazy makeup in poor things won them that award #trust that if and when i get to the oscars sometime in the future ill be liveblogging it. i promise #EDITED TAGS the SCREEN of the in memoriam not the scream. sorry

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keeps-ache · 19 days ago

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once again i am on the playlist lol

#just me hi #my strange brain concoctions back at it again lmfsh #i've been workin on it by bits and bits for the past 2-3ish days and i think i've almost got what i mean hfvbs #yea... mnmnm...#//outta the Lagoons into the Blues !! what a transition hkfshv #i mean i Have found that i actually really really like the shampoo we've been using for like 5 years hghfsv #but also i've had to switch from that one to a different one anyway cuz my hair? is grezy ghfbshv #it Is soft now though which is cool :D cuz the old soap didn't get it quite well and i was using dish soap sometimes to strip it so Lmao #which btw the dish soap worked p well. however it Did feel stripped kgfhsv #/what else what else uuum #i've developed more world stuff for pi.e which is also very epic and neat ; like the 3 Cities + radiation towns + Sanctuary cities +#Sanctuary zones + how they interact w/ each other lol :)#i have these weird lil creatures that i'm calling Rascals rn but i think they need a different name pfshv #and also cuz i made the general world bigger that means i have defined more of the plot just by. scribbling some points for towns on paper #yea :D this thing is maybe just a little bit daunting but i'll prolly get it figured out lol ; roman 3 #/oh i Do really wanna draw more pi.e stuff to post hfh :>#cuz despite it all i am still v shy abt my stuff and that's kinda silly so !!#/sometimes my brain gets into these weird paper jams where i'm doing one thing but then i see and wanna do another thing (easy transition ?#but then i see another thing and then another and now i have 4 different things and i feel bad just focusing on just one because. ??? ????#when i was little i used to humanize objects Just before they were thrown away and i think that sort of carried over in a weird way bfhsvgj #balance in all things !! wait no not like that w-#//oh wait wait did i ever mention i learned to make stir fried rice w/ egg #prolly not that big of a deal but i'm STILL happy abt that lol :D #maybe especially cuz i was doing most of the cooking while my picky-cook brother was helping and he thought it was good so like YAY #though tried to make it a second time and i let my ma put the salt in the pot and she oversalted it by Far TwT #it was fine though just really salty lol :)#//mnm also getting into classic vehicles a lil bit #just a bit! cuz i don't know where to start and i just really like that one bike i doodled a bit ago #also i'm a bit spooked that my dad will find out and he is Overwhelming when he finds you might like smth he knows smth abt gfvsgh <3 #//Oh i'm outta tag space pfshgv - Toodlesssss ciao :3

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clowngremlin · 11 months ago

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basically made dinner all by myself today (older brother only seasoned our chicken breasts and i did the rest of everything)......i cooked raw meat which is something i don't do very often and was worried about, but everything turned out great!!! i also did my laundry today, took the dog for a walk and fed him and have been on top of making sure his water dish is always full, loaded the dishwasher with dirty dishes (idk how to turn it on, i'm gonna ask my dad how to do it when he gets home so i can begin to do it by myself!), did some drawing, wrote in my journal, and pulled myself out of a depressive spiral i was having earlier in the day!!!! really beating the "spencer can't take care of himself or do anything ever" allegations......

#the wretched gremlin strikes again #sometimes i'm like i don't think i was THAT unwell #and then i realize that like i was in fact that unwell #now that i'm like actually doing better #i know this probably all sounds kind of silly #because i'm almost 27 and have only just begun to do these things #but keep in mind i was dealing with unmanaged mental illness since i was like 14 #and also my dad is kind of a control freak so he never taught me how to do anything because he thought i'd do it wrong or not on par #with what he could do #like i've known how to do laundry since i was 13 BUT i also had no motivation to do anything like that due to my mental illness #sometimes i'm like i'm not doing better because i still sometimes hear faint voices or have paranoid thoughts #but like it's only been under extreme stress or like when i was really tired from not getting enough sleep #and also like i used to be like that all day every day #and i had a lot of problems with like negative symptoms and depression #like my room was a mess and i had piles of dirty laundry and garbage and even like rotting food in my room #and i was constantly being tormented by voices and seeing scary things and my delusions and paranoia and having panic attacks #and like the voices are a lot quieter and more faint now #and i don't see anything or feel bugs crawling on me anymore #and i only hear voices and have paranoid thoughts under extreme stress or tiredness like i said #ANYWAYS I'M RAMBLING SO I'LL STOP #tldr i am doing A LOT better and i am soooo proud of myself <3

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nervocat · 2 months ago

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I want to present masc so bad but with my parents and family as a whole it's near impossible rn

#💭 — ⌗nervo rambles . ★#(I vent in tags so don't read if you don't wanna read me venting sorry)#I've essentially recloseted myself if that makes sense #I came out to my mom and dad and they were all iffy abt it #“and is it ok if I'm gay too..?” “well that's not rlly possible”#my dad says even tho I just told them both I'm a trans man #I'm near positive they still see me as their daughter and everytime I think abt that I want to throw up until I can't #my mom even told me to hide my identity as a trans man to my very Christian grandma bc it would be “hard for her to come to terms with it”#I came out to them maybe three almost four years ago by now #and I came out to my other grandma and all I got was her saying “yeah it's ok but what if you're wrong?”#“What if you do smth to your body that you can't reverse?”#“We faught for you kids to not have labels and you're going back to them”#she acted like I could get surgery or smth right then and there #all I could do even now if the puberty blockers which is so easily reversible it's crazy I just have to stop taking it #others who aren't trans take it so why can't I #they act like I'm this silly teenager doesn't know what he's talking abt but I've done my research on this stuff #I don't fucking care what my family thinks abt my identity and they can fuck off if they don't wanna accept me #my mom even told me that she “told my grandma I'm bisexual bc she'll be able to comprehend that better”#and my dad literally going “these are nice gender neutral shoes” when I was looking for BLACK SHOES #and he kept repeating it too I'm so sick of this shit I rlly am #I love my family but they rlly piss me off sometimes

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omnic · 2 months ago

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love having a fantastic outing and then u come home and that happiness is shattered within minutes of entering through the door 🙃

#oddity.txt #we did this western / cowboy themed escape room where we were in jail and needed to break out #super fun!!! we also all had lunch afterwards #as part of the escape room we had this funny lil picture of us where we all had to make “angry” faces #then it was put on a wanted poster which showed up in the escape room after we broke out of our cells #tbh i didn't know what i was doing with my face but it was meant to be stupid and silly!#my mum wanted to see the picture so i showed her #before i got it up she said maybe show my dad because my dad doesn't rly know what my bf looks like #when she saw it she made a face and said “oh maybe don't show him that...... you all look looney...... like crazy people”#?????? and i obviously look offended and she laughed and said “i didn't mean it rudely” like what other fucking way did you mean it?#learn to shut your fuckin mouth sometimes #trying not to think too much about it but it pissed me tf off lmfao

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the-acid-pear · 4 months ago

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Need to finish my Dave design so I can draw him with Mori

#luly talks #as in Lucis. Mori is like calling me myself my second deadname which I'll reveal bc who gives a fuck its Luz #luluco literally is bc each is an initial of my names #but like i dont Have much to draw w L.L. and Dave like they're just dating.#LUCIS on the other hand has some weird familiar platonic love hate relationship w the guy #bc a Huge trait of them is that if they dislike you you won't find out. bc they're very polite.#bc they're shy y'know? and just honestly a dgaf-er. like they dont like you but that's ok they wont be rude there's bigger worries #that is unless they like. pick trust. in which case they lose the shyness.#and while L.L. is sopping wet i need y'all to understand Lucis killed himself on a suspicion of danger.#like they're volatile as FUCK #they keep it down mostly bc there's No need to let it out but sometimes something tips them over and they go wild #and they love Dave but they'll also hold him hostage for a while if they have to. doubt he'd mind THAT much #this is a joke bc of me using him for emotional stability btw #Lucis digging their nails into his shoulders like YOU'LL HELP ME. and he's just like ugh fine -_-#i like to think of Dave seeing them in a paternal light. i mean lucis is a young cryptid without parents too so he sees some of himself in #them. lucis doesn't always Pick on this tho so they get a bit uncomfortable like fuck does this guy want.#lucis does appreciate having a fellow cryptid tho. even if they're way different dave is some lizard mori is a little demon #but hey. he has a tail.#it's also an excuse to have this be like. a happy au. bc it means less reasons for Dave to kill kids he's busy being the dad he never had to #this weird freak. and! jack is helping him :)#jack is technically related to lucis too. brothers in law 🙏#lucis still can't stand Dave bc he's obnoxious and also mean but likes him bc he's silly and nice and sticks with them #wags hand around tis but thr nature of them. ask lucis about the mermaid.

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queer-reader-07 · 1 year ago

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do y’all have those things you do with your parents that are so routine that you forget that it’s not “normal”?

because for me it’s definitely that my dad and i email each other memes. and not in a “my dad is technologically inept” way, my dad has an engineering degree and has worked in tech for over 3 decades. no it’s more of a “he’s TOO technologically literate to not email me memes” way.

he only has facebook on his computer, so instead of figuring out how to get the memes to his phone to text them to me, he saves the images and emails them to me. and i love it but i do oftentimes forget that getting emails with shitpost memes from your father isn’t exactly normal

#and when i tell you he emails me memes i need you to understand that he is emailing me the most shitposty shitposts #with the exception of dog pictures he does email me dog pictures and silly dog memes too #but usually it’s nerdy ass shitposts because he knows me so well #and also that he too is a nerdy ass person and he thinks the memes are funny too #like i open my email and 8/10 it’s gonna be some joke abt ‘Muad’dib the Messiah aka Paul Atreides 16 Year Old Boy on Drugs’#other 2 times out of 10 is a dog or a link to New Science Thing of the Week #because we’re nerds like that too #(he emailed me the Nobel Prize in Medicine’s press release only for me to tell him i’d read all the releases for the science prizes already #anyway #just some lore about my dad #he’s such a silly man sometimes #and i love him

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todayisafridaynight · 5 months ago

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allegedly going deep sea fishing with my dad at the end of the month and i have the chance to do the funniest thing with my closet

#snap chats #PLEA SE FODNDSKKS #have to say allegedly causing my father cant commit to plans sometimes. i think he forgets or something always happens 💀 such is my life…#i already have a jacket kinda similar to daigos…. it has a grey hood unfortunately but listen we just bein silly out here #listen its my dads old jacket so i legally have to go with it. its special that way …#also the only pair of jeans i own are my black ripped ones 💀 i have another pair of black jeans but i havent worn those since like.#middle school. i also have not grown since middle school so maybe theyll still fit OWDNAKSK #anyway if you see me buying overralls and fishing boots no you dont

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bataranqs · 6 months ago

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10 Happy Things

May 11, 2024

Slept most of the day let's gooo

My bed and clothes are so warm and cozy

Called my mom and apparently she was out with people but she stepped outside to talk to me for a bit before going back to them and just feeling very very loved

My mom called me back and I talked to my sisters for nearly two hours hwjoiegdjkl we're just absolute nerds the lot of us

The Bible Plan I've been doing these past few days is just re-looking at everything from the basis of just get right with God, are you following Jesus and it's been very comforting to have that reminder like it is relational, it is supposed to be a delightful life we're living, there's no stress at all about doing x or y and if you're supposed to, it will not be anything but good

I can't really move my toes individually (except the ones at the ends) and I think it's kinda cute. They're a pack. They're friends. Do Not Separate.

The Tim Horton's White Hot Chocolate is so insanely good

Dungeon Meshi is such a good manga broooo

There are so many joys that I don't think I'll run out of them, and isn't that just the most delightful thing ever?

When I started this list I was feeling a little tired but now I'm quite happy and excited!! I'm so grateful to Katie for getting me into this, and my friends who also do stuff like this

#5 happy things #i don't know why but sometimes i feel a bit silly posting these online bc they're always so personal #like my awesome mom and my weird toes and my religious leanings - i know none of it is very relateable #but i think we're all allowed to be a little selfish in our joy and it's little hurt to see someone else's pleasure i hope #i got my period last night and was as usual quite unwell physically but oh what a delight it was otherwise #i went through the little routine i tend to go through with my mom of like dragging over a chair to lay on while in the bathroom #and setting up the trash can and such nearby #and i missed my mom and thought about calling her and i didn't bc it was like 3am though i did immediately today hehe #but i just thought it was really so incredible to have a mom who i wanted to call when i was ill. who i could call anytime i wanted #how rare is that? how wonderful is that? it touched me so much that all the physical pain felt worth it for the proper knowing of that love #i was thinking about all the good things i've been given - my house and bed and blankets and covers and clothes #and as i was praying i was also thinking that this was what my dad taught me and how he comforted me #and when he prayed for me or tells me he prays for me that's how i know he loves me more than i could know #there are a lot of my joys i think are embarrassing but to be treasured isn't one of them. that one's just pure thankfulness #i know i'm quite spoiled and young and silly in many ways and i'm so thankful for it. i hope i can love others even a fraction as i've been #knowing full well that i'll always be in debt to the goodness of the world and the kindness it unceasingly gives me

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