#me and my bf = kakyoin and jotaro

[l-747]

Going to grandma's house

If i go to see grandma then Kakyoin is doing the same

[jeonseoguu]

teen angst or trauma

[bloodyratboi]

@bloodyratboi on ig 🦇

Werewolf Jotaro and vampire Kakyoin is one of my biggest headcanon bc idk what do you want me to say lol im just an emo dude and they r my favorite characters ofc I had to do this lol

Live laugh love jotakak theyr bf and gf

[jojosbizarrekakyoinobsession]

⭐️My Favourite Jotakak (Noritaro) Fanfiction Mega List🍒

Here's a list of my most favourite Jotakak fics from AO3 that I highly recommend you check out. I’ll come back to this list to update it every once in a while when I find more ultimate faves. I organised this list by word count and status rather than my most liked. I can't possibly choose favourites among these…well, maybe a few. 🥰

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[updated 25/10/2024 ~ added 1 new fic ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗]

Completed One-Shots

three sleepy angels on a couch by fivour

Word Count: 735 - Rated T

Jotaro cuddles with his two favourite people on earth while sleepily watching a horror film.

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Never Going Back Again by TheSpaceCoyote

Word Count: 847 - Rated M, minor DioKak

Kakyoin compares the taste of alcohol on Dio's and Jotaro's lips.

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Hot Springs Episode by HasturIsMyCopilot

Word Count: 870 - Rated T

Exactly what the title implies. The noodles take a much needed vacation at a hot springs spot.

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Dirty Mouth by kawauso

Word Count: 922 - Rated M

Jotaro and Kakyoin tease each other before getting spicy. Kakyoin swearing his head off in a dirty manner is both cute and hilarious!

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Jolyne’s First Word by HeiroGreenKaky

Word Count: 944 - Rated G

The noodles teach their baby girl their favourite words in attempt to have her say her first word. Can you guess who wins this battle?

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Bless the Rain by meloshi -ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗

Word Count: 969 - Rated G

Part 4 noodles enjoy their quiet domestic bliss while it rains in Morioh. Fairly simple, but very much wholesome and warm.

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Please Don't Give the Cake Low Self-Esteem by starplatinumgold

Word Count: 1K - Rated T

A quiet fic where Kak and Jotaro celebrate Jotaro's 40th birthday. Classic bantering and fluff.

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Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed by kawauso

Word Count: 1.1K - Rated T

Jotaro and Kakyoin engage in teenage shenanigans together in a hotel in the middle of who knows where. This is totally canon btw.

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Marine by LoverlyMadhatter

Word Count: 1.1K - Rated G

Jotaro is on a date with the sea creatures of the aquarium rather than with Kakyoin. But Kak doesn't mind one bit, seeing his bf go crazy for one of the few fascinations that Jotaro has turns him on. xD

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Old Wounds by Chaos__Incarnate

Word Count: 1.3K - Rated G

The couple comfort each other during a PTSDio flareup while travelling by plane. Super wholesome how they know how to calm the other down.

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Hide and Seek by BattleRabbit

Word Count: 1.3K - Rated G

Jotaro and Kakyoin play hide and seek with Jolyne, and they get sappy with one another while hiding, that's all.

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Thinking of You by jot4ro

Word Count: 1.4K - Rated T

Nori does some thinking about what he loves most about his and Jotaro’s relationship. This is a very soft fic that always has me smiling every time I reread this.

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Jolyne contends with her father's homosexuality by baekkimichi

Word Count 1.9K - Rated T

Jolyne and Hermès meet Jotaro's weirdo, froggy boyfriend for the first time ever, Takes place post Stone Ocean rather than in the Ireneverse.

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Chicken Soup by indevan

Word Count 2K - Rated G

Jotaro becomes an entirely different brand of weird when he’s sick, and Nori is forced to make him some soup. It’s cute, simple, but full of sick, whiny Jotaro shenanigans!

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Fade Into View by HasturIsMyCopilot

Word Count 3K - Rated T

This is another very quiet fic where Jotaro believes that the ghost of Kakyoin is following him everywhere while he spends his day out in Morioh.

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Sea Salt Sweet by Skysquid22

Word Count: 3.7K - Rated G

Kak and Joot celebrate Valentine's Day at school as a couple before they actually become a couple. Kakyoin's personality depicted in this fanfic is probably the closest to canon I have ever read in a Jotakak fanfic.

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Stars in His Eyes by aliensaresupergay

Word Count: 3.8K - Rated M

Follows the Stardust Crusaders canon, and is full of angst in the latter half. WARNING, you will be depressed after reading this. :(

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Comfort Food by ChimaAmla

Word Count: 4K - Rated E

Kakyoin takes care of a stressed out Jotaro after an intense day of studying for graduate school. Joot needs to learn to let others take care of him. Gets sweetly spicy towards the end.

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Flicker by thisislegit (only visible for registered users)

Word Count: 5K - Rated M

A collection of drabbles about Jotaro and Kakyoin living together for the first time as a couple. Shenanigans and fluff ensue.

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A hundred miles of moonlight by minamimaru

Word Count: 5.3K - Rated M

Mostly Diokak, but I put this on the list because like "Never Going Back Again", it details Nori's experiences and perspective on love with Dio and Jotaro. One’s love is genuine, and the other’s is artificial.

Completed Stories

The Three O'Clock Passenger by Pupyltup (technically incomplete, the author isn't sure whether or not it'll be finished, most likely not, but fortunately doesn't end on a cliff hanger)

Word Count: 10K - Rated G

Jotaro has a panic attack when Kakyoin fails to appear from the train he's supposed to be onboard. The Duwang Gang are hella confused over Jotaro's sudden show of emotions, and there's an adorable reunion between Jotaro and Kakyoin.

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Stand by Me (orphaned story, doesn’t really end on a big cliffhanger, but it does end on an ongoing arc)

Word Count: 18.9K - Rated T

A modern AU but everyone still has stands. It’s a story of nothing but domestic fluffy bliss where Jotaro and Kakyoin raise their two children, Jolyne and baby Jouta, together as one, happy family. There isn’t an overall arc, but some chapters do connect to one another. Comes with a side dish of Avpol.

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Shiitake Dashi by 04AM

Word Count: 24.7K - Not Rated, but there is non explicit sex

Modern AU and the noodles act like idiots. They're essentially friends with benefits while ignoring their true feelings for one another until the end.

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Mesmerized by mahbecks

Word Count: 26.6K - Rated M, minor Jotahan

Jotaro and Kakyoin have a small falling out, and don't see each other again in person for 8 years until they're once again reunited in Morioh. Unfortunately for them, and fortunately for us the shippers, they are forced to share a bed during Kakyoin's stay in Morioh. Little do they know, they both still have very strong feelings for one another.

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Merry and Bright by mahbecks

Word Count: 28.4K - Rated M

Combines my two favourite things, Jotakak and Christmas! Once again, Jotaro and Kakyoin are idiots when it comes to their relationship. Everyone on earth believes these two are already dating, considering how close they are and Kakyoin is helping Jotaro raise Jolyne like he's her stepfather, except Jotaro and Kakyoin don't realise themselves that they’re indeed dating.

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Transplant Shock by violetnyte

Word Count: 40K - Rated M, minor elements of non explicit rape/non-con and domestic violence, and Diokak

A modern AU in which Jotaro rescues his new neighbour, Kakyoin, from his abusive boyfriend, DIo Brando. Takes place during the peak of the COVID pandemic, so most of the story is confined within Jotaro's apartment. It's a sad and disturbing one, Kak is completely traumatised from his long time abuse and is so wary of Jotaro despite liking Joot a lot. But there is an ambiguous happy ending.

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hurt by mahbecks

Word Count: 74.1K - Rated E

Another friends with benefits scenario because these boys are so stupid when it comes to admitting/realising they want to date. How can you be in a sexual relationship with your best friend for four full years without realising that maybe there's something more to the relationship? Lmao. Full of angst, but there's a really happy ending. Honestly, mahbecks is my favourite Jotakak author. x)

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Up Close and Personal (Protection) by snaggle_t00th

Word Count: 85.3K - Rated T, gets NSFW only for the second half of a chapter, but the author adds a warning beforehand on the chapter

A business AU in which Jotaro becomes the bodyguard for Kakyoin Noriaki, a CEO of a multi-million dollar company. They immediately become enamoured with one another. There is soooo much tooth rotting fluff in this, but of course they don't know how to properly confess their feelings for one another until they're practically slobbering over each other. xD

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An Ode to Stardust by Hamon Hugs

Word Count: 114K - Rated M, some sex scenes in like two chapters

Takes place post DiU, Jotaro battles alcoholism as a way to pacify his severe PTSDio symptoms, and tries to hide his issues from Kakyoin. It's quite a heartwrenching read from start to finish. Poor Joot loves his Nori dearly, but he doesn't want to burden him with his problems, despite Nori’s insistence to share anything and everything with him.

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pocket full of seashells by mahbecks

Word Count: 145K - Rated E

Kakyoin and Polnareff (and Rohan) run a tattoo business, but when their store, as well as other businesses within their neighbourhood, are in danger of losing their property to Dio’s mega corporation, they have to team up with Kakyoin's arch nemesis, Jotaro the fish store guy from next door, to lawyer up against Dio. And yes, it's an enemies to lovers story. As much as they hate to admit it, they're super attracted to each other. There's also background Avpol.

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Preconceived Notions by Cayrule

Word Count: 289K - Rated E

My favourite AU fanfic here. College students Jotaro and Kakyoin DESPISE each other upon first meeting. But when they're paired together for a group project for one of their classes, they grow to like, and eventually fall in love with one another. Like always, there’s a ton of fluff and banter. These two are so mentally unwell and socially awkward and so, so perfect for each other. It’s so beautiful and it makes me sick. They were born to be together. :3

Ongoing Stories

Walk With Me/Try Again by CasstheCringe

Word Count: >218K - Rated T

Jotaro and Kakyoin have a major falling out after Egypt, Kakyoin feels abandoned by his first best friend and one true love, and Jotaro is deeply traumatised by the events in Egypt. They meet each other again in Morioh after 10 years of not seeing each other, but due to huge misunderstandings, they act like they detest each other, but deep down, they really still value and love each other underneath all of that anger and coldness. This is mainly in the POV of Kakyoin bonding with the Duwang Gang and rest of Morioh's inhabitants. And Jotaro and Kakyoin largely act like little shits towards one another, but the author has promised a happy ending for these two, so I'll hold them up on that promise. You can really feel Jotaro's heartbreak, even if it's not explicitly stated, whenever Kakyoin screams and rages at him. It's a sad but extraordinary story so far. Just hurry up and kiss & make up already! xD

Story Series (Complete & Ongoing)

Jotakak 12 Days of Christmas/Winter 2023 by lazyserendipity

Word Count: 12.6K - Rated T minor mpreg elements - Complete

This is a collection of Christmas/Winter themed fluffy drabbles. The series isn’t in chronological order, so don’t get confused by how in one story, Jotaro and Kak will simply be dating, and in another story they’ll be married with Jouta and Jolyne. There are some subtle mentions of mpreg, which personally I’m not a fan of too much, but overall it’s a cute af series.

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Emerald is Unbreakable by jojotier

Word Count: >29.1K - Rated G,T,M - Ongoing (probably)

Kakyoin hanging out in Morioh. That’s all that needs to be said, lol.

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Jotaro and Kakyoin need therapy (preliminary title) by jaegckerman

Word Count: >73.1K - Rated E - Complete (probably)

With Jotaro’s comphet and unhappy marriage, and Kakyoin’s near decade long crush on Jotaro, the two of them finally give into their desires. It isn’t until after the deed is done when things start to fall apart between them. Jotaro is still a married man with a daughter afterall. This is a really good one, and it explores both Nori’s and Jotaro’s inner turmoil during and after they end up in bed together. Don’t worry, there’s a really happy ending.

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That’s all I have for now. Again, I will occasionally update this if I discover more favourites.

[tvsoftboi]

Master Ship List (permanent wip)

Harry/Peter, maybe also MJ (Spider-Man 2 for the Playstation)

Glacier (Ninjago, Zane/Cole)

Sunflower (Omori, Sunny/Basil, practically canon)

Clover Cookie/Herb Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley, they're canon your honor)

Jace/Vraska (MtG, they're also just canon your honor)

Sauron/Celebrimbor (Shadows of Mordor/War, also my stupid ass AU)

Jotaro/Kakyoin (JJBA)

Pomni/Ragatha (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Charon/Hermes (Hades, but I guess also Greek myth)

Zoe/Oz (Monster Prom)

Sakka/Zuko, (AtLA, only as friends)

Mercury/Vena (Psychopomp, my beloved little crazies)

Dipper/Pacifica (Gravity Falls)

Harrow/Gideon (The Locked Tomb, read it, lesbian space necromancy)

Goldrush (also Omori, Kel and Mikhael/The Maverick, I'll die on this hill)

The Lamb/Narinder (Cult of the Lamb, the god of death couldn't handle that they/them pussy)

Scott/Wallace (anything Scott Pilgrim, pathetic boyfailure and his cool bf, and maybe also Ramona)

Aubrey/Kim (Omori again, mean lesbians your honor)

L/Light (Death Note, toxic yaoi, need I say more)

Artificer/Hunter (Rainworld, .w.)

Lapis/Peridot (Steven Universe, this is an old one, but fight me)

V/N/Uzi (Murder Drones, I love them so much)

There, that's every ship I can think of off the top of my head rn, I'll update this if anything else comes to me.

[bluehairedspidey]

x

[aasimarz]

I wanna play eyes of heaven but my beloved is busy today…. But also genshin……..

[cauterizer]

creatures

[byakuyacoochie]

Masterlist

This is just a temporary masterlist until I can find the strength to make a nice looking one.

Jojo's Bizzare Adventure

Part 1

My what big boobies you have - Various x Reader

Part 2

I hate your mum, Jk She’s a milf - JoJos x reader

Greater Beings = Greater Bahongas - Pillar Men x Reader

Just Friends...?- Caesar Zeppeli X Reader

Size Matters - Jojo's x Reader

Part 3

I hate your mum, Jk She’s a milf - JoJos x reader

Bzzzzz 😳 - Crusaders x Reader

Back Pain - Crusaders X Reader

Smash - Crusaders x Reader

Distractions...👀 Stardust Crusaders x Reader

Battle Scars - Kakyoin x Reader

Ocean Facts (Part Two) - Jotaro x Reader

Miscalculations - Stardust Crusaders x Reader

"French" Braids- Stardust Crusaders x Reader

Old Photo's - Stardust Crusaders x Reader

Polnareff x Reader

Contacts - Stardust Crusaders x Reader

Random Jojo's bf texts! ft - Avdol, Ghiaccio, Rohan

Part 4

Stardust Peepers - Crusaders X Reader

Postal Mishaps - Jojo's x Reader

Tell me you love me!  - Jotaro, Josuke, Rohan, Okuyasu

Did you cheat on me? - Josuke x reader

I hate your mum, Jk She’s a milf - JoJos x reader

Random Jojo's bf texts! ft - Avdol, Ghiaccio, Rohan

Smash - Part 4 x reader

Part 5

Size Matters - Jojo's x Reader

Postal Mishaps - Jojo's x Reader

I hate your mum, Jk She’s a milf - JoJos x reader

Old Photo's - Bucciarati Gang x Reader

Trish gf! Texts

Giorno x Reader

Short Bucci Gang Post

Smash - Bucciarati Gang x Reader

Hired Help - Bucciarati Gang x Reader (Series)

One Day At A Time - Leone Abbachio x Reader

Are you...you know - Trish Una X Reader

Stolen Dress - La Squadra x Reader

ACAB - Leone Abbacchio x Reader

Bucciarati Gang x Reader

Random Jojo's bf texts! ft - Avdol, Ghiaccio, Rohan

Glorified Babysitter - Risotto Nero x Reader / Part 2

Size Matters - Jojo's x Reader

"Secret" Valentines - Bucciarati Gang x Reader

Part 6

Y/n Sent an attachment? - Jolyne, Ermes, Foo Fighters, Weather Report & Anasui x reader

Gal Pals - Part 6 Girls (+ Foo) x Reader

Earth Shattering..... - Various x Reader

Size Matters - Jojo's x Reader

Hunter x Hunter

Compromised - Pakunoda x Reader

Cheeseboi - illumi x Reader

Cheating Prank - Adult Trio x Reader

My what big boobies you have - Various x Reader

Girls Night - Hxh Phantom Troupe x Reader

Earth Shattering..... - Various x Reader

Taste of Heaven - Kite x Reader (Series)

Jujutsu Kaisen

Social Stigma - Nanami, Gojo, Yuji, Megumi, Nobara

Dream Threesome - Jujutsu Kaisen x Reader

Panty Bandits - Jujutsu Kaisen x Reader

Bleach

Dilf Off

Cure For Sadness - Bleach x Reader

Finding your Gigai in their bed- Bleach x Reader

Panty Thief - Bleach x Reader

Iconic Throuples - Bleach x Reader

Earth Shattering..... - Various x Reader

Impossible Choice - Bleach x reader

Byakuya's Coochie - Byakuya Kuchiki x Reader

69 Club - Bleach x Reader

Career Change - Bleach x Reader

Valentines Chocolates [Part 2] -Bleach Captains X Reader

Tokyo Revengers

Brotherly Envy - Rindou Haitani x Reader

Buddy Daddies

Mama - Buddy Daddies x Reader

Demon Slayer

School Festival - Demons Slayer x Reader

Sweet Love - Tengen Uzui x Reader

The Way of The Househusband

Tatsu husband! Texts x Reader

Events Masterlist

1000 follower event

[azurghost]

Local Merman and his new Boyfriend

I'm never not gonna draw Jotaro with a weird 'Im not sure how to smile' smile. Its adorable and I love them.

want art? commissions are open

[imagininghierophant]

Hi! I love your blog! Thank you for such good content 😭 could you maybe do some HCs about the boys in a relationship? Like what kinda bf they are? (Thank you for all the Joseph stuff it’s so hard to find stuff for him!)

I love this request and not a problem at all sweetheart! Joseph stans need love too! I try my best to give equal head-cannons to each crusader! I hope you enjoy your request as much as I had fun writing it! -Bambi

What type of boyfriend the Crusaders would be!

⭐ Jotaro Kujo ⭐

► Jotaro would be somewhat unsure of where your boundaries lie at first. Would it be okay to hug you? Hold your hand? Is he too assertive with you? He’s unsure, but he’d never admit it.

► He would not be okay with anyone being touchy with you; the next time Polanreff tries to get close to you in anyway, he will beat his ass to Egypt if he had to.

► Would keep you close when you walk the streets together, if you link arms with him while his hands are in his pockets. He will lowkey savour in the moment.

► When he’s out with you on dates, he’s very attentive to small details. Every little thing you show interest or satisfaction in, he would keep note of it for later. Using this knowledge for gift ideas for dates or anniversaries. “You said you like this right? Well...it reminded me of you...”

🍒 Noriaki Kakyoin 🍒

► Kakyoin loves to spend quality time with you. Any moment that he is available, he will let you know to plan your days together. Extra points to him for putting you first over anything else.

► Noriaki isn’t the type to show Public Displays of Affection, but he would love to hold your hand as you walk side by side together. You have your tiny fingers linked with his steady ones; it would fulfil his emotional connection with you. “Are you okay, love? Your face is red.”

► He’s not the jealous type of boyfriend; he trusts you with all his heart. Kakyoin believes in your judgement and beliefs that you wouldn’t do anything without a valid reason.

►This man loves to bring you lilies practically every time he stops by your place; he feels guilty when he doesn’t bring in a heart-warming gift for you. He’s troubled when he forgets.

🗡️ Jean Pierre Polnareff 🗡️

► This man was the reason why ‘physical touch’ became a love language. He expresses himself by giving you the best cuddles and kisses. The rare occasions where you decline, he gets somewhat offended, he starts to question if he upset you.

► He would one hundred percent try to charm you with some French lines. Imagine him leaning in to whisper something in his native tongue, then giving you a cheeky smile to see your reaction.

► Polnareff loves to give you validation; if he doesn’t compliment you at least twenty times throughout your date, he will die. He wants to make you feel special.

► If you ever stay over at his place, he would love to brush your hair! Polnareff loves the intimacy he puts into caring and looking after you. “Your hair is so gorgeous; you should let me brush it more often, no reason though.”

🔥 Muhammad Avdol 🔥

► Chivalry is by Avdol’s nature. He would happily lend you his jacket, be early for dates and keep his promises. He doesn’t want to disappoint his beloved.

► He melts when he rests his forehead against yours, gazing into your eyes; seeing the emotions behind your looks gives him a wonderful sense of gratification only you can bring him.

► When it’s just you and him, Avdol can let out his childish side every once in a while. He loves to tickle you; He always goes for your sides and has you in stitches and fits of laughter by the end of it. “I know you like this side of me, dearest”

► Avdol loves the activities you do together, regardless on what it is and how many times you’ve done it, every date always feels like the first to him.

✈️ Joseph Joestar ✈️

► I can see Joseph as a worrywart. You haven’t contacted him in a few hours? He’d appear at your door as soon as possible to see if you were okay! He’d be thinking the worst, god forbid anything happens to his sweetheart. “[Y/N] Don’t do that to me! My God!”

► Joseph loves rustling your hair; it’s his way of showing fondness towards you; if he wants to be more intimate, he loves giving you kisses on the cheek. This childish soul wouldn’t trade you for the world.

► He adores elegant restaurant dates; the staff's procedure making the dining experience pleasurable, down to the service, food and atmosphere. He wishes you to be part of that experience with him.

► When you both are out together, if he watches you staring at anything that you want but cannot afford, he’s already at the check-out paying for it. Joseph wants to see your face light up when he gives it to you as a gift. He wants to spoil you rotten.

[hellboundhimbo]

a tad late but QUEER JOJO HCS FOR PRIDE MONTH !!

phantom blood

jonathan joestar: bi and trans, and while yes i know historically it is impossible for him to medically transition shut the fuck up it’s MY mental illness and I get to choose the coping mechanism

erina pendleton-joestar: cishet but the best goddamn ally you will ever meet in your goddamn life. she will punt a bigot with nothing but sheer force of will and love for her husband and his bf

robert e o speedwagon: canonically gay but as a proud member of the gay agenda i raise you trans speedwagon, and t4t jonawagon on top of that

baron zeppeli: cishet ally. however, he does have a bone to pick with jonathan’s taste in men at first

dio brando: was gonna wait until part 3 to include him but whatever

canonically bi ! we do not claim him however he is a horrible horrible vampire man but also i love him

battle tendency

joseph joestar: bi !! trans most of the jojos are trans fuck you

caesar zeppeli: gay. i could go on a long winded rant about why i have this hc but i won’t bc it would take Forever. am willing to make a seperate post about it tho.

suzi q: this is gonna sound weird but she gives the vibe of being Totally Heterosexual at first but the more she hangs around joseph and caesar (read also: her bf and his bf) she starts to realize “wait shit wanting to kiss girls isn’t normal”

maybe it’s the ditzy vibe she has but i could see it

lisa lisa: another ally!! she loves her bi son :]

the pillar men are not confined by gender nor any label. they simply Be and that’s valid.

also the idea of someone as self righteous as kars even briefly entertaining the thought of confining himself to a label created by mere mortals is laughable

everyone else is either cishet just cuz i didn’t really get any sort of Vibe from them or they’re stroheim and burning in the fiery pits of hell

stardust crusaders

jotaro kujo: gay and trans

him being gay is canon because araki said so and him trans is canon because I said so. i know he’s closeted but i like to think he got to come out at some point

noriaki kakyoin: mmm either bi with a male lean or gay. probably goes by he/they. somewhere on the non binary spectrum they are boy but not Boy

jean pierre polnareff: bisexual and in desperate need of some bitches

muhammad avdol: gay and has basically been dating polnareff for the last 5 months, only problem is polnareff is Very Dense and Stupid

iggy: dog

hol horse: hes reoccurring so i feel obligated to include him. cishet and had a habit of making lowkey offensive jokes from a place of toxic masculinity before josuke entered the picture. it’ll definitely take him a second to remember what it means, but he will answer properly if you ask him his pronouns.

diamond is unbreakable

josuke higashikata: morioh’s resident gay guy. he/they and lowkey has demisexual vibes

okuyasu nijimura: i feel like okuyasu wouldn’t want to label himself. he’d think it was too complicated and unnecessary so he’s just like “well i’m not straight that’s for sure”

koichi hirose: either a trans het or a cis bisexual, maybe somewhere in between.

yukako yamagishi: very very scary ally. if you insult her boyfriend or his friends (slash boyfriends josuyasukoi rights) there will be several knives in your mattress tonight

rohan kishibe: gay. there is nothing heterosexual about rohan kishibe.

tonio trussardi: split between cishet ally or pan. on one hand, i am fully ready to accept the take that he just really loves his unnamed fiancé, but also i could see him being able to share his love and cooking with anyone.

kira is ultra bitchless

golden wind

giorno giovanna: giornos sexuality is an enigma to me, all i know is he is Not straight. i will die on the hill of non binary giorno.

bruno bucciarati: gay father of 5

leone abbachio: gay father of 4 for a hot fucking second before he warms up to giogio

pannacotta fugo: gay and trans ! he/it

narancia ghirga: non binary and demisexual ! no preference. he/they/it

guido mista: like bi or pan, though he doesn’t really give a shit about labels. chics are cool, but so are dudes.

trish una: trans fem bi ICON. her and mista are mlm/wlw solidarity but also they bully each other mercilessly

diavolo is cishet and i mean that in a derogatory sense

stone ocean

jolyne kujo: i went back and forth between lesbian and bi for jolyne initially, but honestly i think ive settled on bi with a preference for women. also trans fem thats very important.

ermes costello: professional woman enjoyer. maybe bi but i lean more towards lesbian

foo fighters: non binary !! literally couldn’t give less of a shit about labels but if someone asks they respond with pan

weather report: bi with a preference for women :]

narciso anasui: ok right off the bat i am a transmasc anasui truther first and a person second.. probably pan but i don’t think he’d really stick to a particular label, all i know is he isnt straight.

enrico pucci: im like 90% sure he’s canonically gay, but if not then he is most definitely gay.

have not finished sbr yet so will probably add more when I finish that + jojolion :]

[violetnyte]

UUWWWOHH PRISMMMAAAAAA I know I have already screamed at you how much I love this but I LOVE THIS AAAAA THANK YOU

here’s a birthday present for @violetnyte!!! there was a trend on twitter some time ago to draw kakyoin in a cherry blouse, so this is my very late attempt at that \o/ \o/ \o/

[radiohand]

Thank you so much for answering my ask!!💙💙💙💙 Is it alright if we can have some stand love? Just the Crusader's s/o being affectionate with their bf's stand?

I loved writing your ask so no problem!❤️ and of course🤧 stand love all day....

Stardust Crusaders’

Stands With Their S/O

characters: Magician’s Red/Silver Chariot/ Hierophant Green/Star Platinum

warnings: ✨cuteness✨

Magician’s Red

Oh this flame bird loves you so much...

The first time you started being affectionate to this birdie, it fell in love with you almost as much as Avdol does

I like to believe that stands have their own thoughts and feels

So, sometimes Avdol lets Magician’s Red out and it automatically goes towards you

It loves when you kiss it’s beak

Avdol can feel when you touch his stand so when you kiss it, he blushes so much!!!

Magician loves to rub its beak against you

Magician soon becomes your little protector

If Avdol is busy doing something, it gives you so much attention and makes sure you don’t get hurt

At night, Magician likes to cuddle against you to keep you warm🥺

Silver Chariot

So obviously Chariot loves to protect you

Chariot will protect you when Polnareff is sleeping

God poor Polnareff...

Sometimes Chariot will literally take you away from him

Chariot loves you so muchhhh

When you are hot, Chariot will rub up against you to cool you off

Okay so this sounds weird BUT Chariot will stab Polnareff a little bit if you are giving him too much attention

Chariot is a little attention hungry...

Gives you little puppy dog eyes

Chariot loves to hold you close and get little kisses against its helmet

Just give this baby attention 🥺

Hierophant Green

Let me say...CUDDLE MONSTER

Kakyoin doesn’t mind you giving attention to Green at all

Green loves to lay down on your stomach

Will pull you against it’s chest randomly

LOVES KISSES

But Kakyoin blushes so much when you kiss Green...🤧

Dear god his poor little face will be so red

Green loves to snuggle against your neck

Like imagine this green dork rubbing it’s face in your neck

SO CUTEE

Star Platinum

Okay let’s be honest. Jotaro will almost never let you around Star

Only because he is slightly afraid that Star will hurt you

And also because he knows he will blush if you do anything to Star

Kiss Star? BOOM! You made the big man blush slightly

Star loves when you run your fingers through it’s hair

Like Star will smile so much when you do that

I feel like Jotaro is touch starved so in return, Star is too

Just give any kind of loving touch to it and dear god

Star is putty in your hands

Poor little baby...

[yandere-caesar]

Ocean Man

Pairings: yandere!Jotaro x Kakyoin x ???? x ????

Description: Jotaro meets someone that he finally hits it off with, but he finds out something horrible.

Warnings: VERY NSFW THINGS, tentacles, murder, blood, yandere themes, extremely brief reference to an IRL tragedy in the background at the end

Patric was at the underwater K mart getting some kornflakes so that he could be a good boy and not masturbate. But they were kelp flakes actually. Not because it was underwater, but because it was a K mart.

Suddenly he saw a man that he had never seen in town before. The guy was giant, but space kind of bends at the bottom of the ocean so he could fit in the store. He looked like he was extremely pissed off at something, but Patric is a himbo so he did not even know how to tell that. Which turned out to be a good thing because he wasn’t actually pissed off but a bad thing because he didn’t like being bothered by a stranger in a K mart.

He walked over to the weird new fish to try to annoy him. He didn’t know what kind of fish he was though. Maybe he was a dolphin.

“Hi. I think your eyes are pretty.”

Patric leaned right in near his face, which would have been terrifying for almost any sane person since that’s how starfishes kill things slowly and horribly. But it didn’t phase Jotaro because when you beat up an ancient vampire that can stop time, starfish don’t bother you in general. They also don’t when you come from Florida. Nothing does if you have the omnipotent power of being a Floridaman. It pretty much makes you a cryptid.

“Thanks. Now don’t bother me anymore, yare yare.” Normally having fans following him around and smiling would be a bad thing for the marine biologist, but this was a starfish so it was ok.

Suddenly a box got knocked over next to them and they were in a magical cave because it was a Kport teleportation box that they had stolen from a Walmart.

“Omg!!!” Said Patrick “Is that the golden rock that grants the isles?????”

Jotaro was about to tell him how stupid that was, when he saw something on a shelf that was spray painted gold and had a sign on it that said “magical golden rock that grants wishes.”

Jotaro took the rock and just kind of…stared at it.

Patrick started running around in circles screaming. He knew that this was the only way to activate the rock of power.

Sudddenly they were in Squidward’s house because Patrick had wished to see Squidward so that he could ask for some gum and NFTs. Patric is a smart starfish and knows the secret hidden values of NFTs that only libertarians and influencers can know. Patric was a starfish though and he was just that awesome.

The toon had a lot of stacks and stuff on the walls with all kinds of fucked yo things like whips. Jotaro just lit a thing that wasn’t actually a cigarette and shook his head slowly.

“Yare yare, this is a fucking sex dungeon.”

Patric was a Chad so he did not ask how Jotaro knew what a sec dubgeon looks like. He respected another homies privacy because starfishes just be like this.

There was moaning. O I got from the next room, so they ran over and busted down the door. Inside the room, there were so many tentacles that no one could tell what was going on. It was like Cthulhu threw up or something. It was really fucking weird.

Suddenly though, Notaro noticed an earring on the ground that looked like a cherry. It was his fri bf Kakyoin’s and he was reroing the octobussy!!!

Jotaro suddenly got mad and Star platinum came out. But he didn’t stop time because he didn’t really need to and that’s kind of overkill for this situation.

“How dare you sleep with my boyfriend! You’re dead you prick! I’m the only one that gets to wrap something around his neck and choke him!”

He grabbed a packet of forbidden sechan sauce and started to beat Squidward over the head with it. Because of its sheer blunt force of being something only smart people can understand, it was able to crush squid arc’s skull like capitalism crushes my dreams.

There was blue blood everywhere because all octopi have blue blood. They are little mini Vriskas that are just waiting for the opurtunity to stab you or throw you off a cliff after they steal yo girl.

Suddenly Kakyoin was freed from the tentacles because his yandere bf had saved his gamer boo twink ass.

“Thank you Jotaro! But can I do that again with th starfish? You can join in this time.” So they did. Patric was ok with it and everything was good.

…and that is the story of what caused 911 and how I met your mother.

Thank you for reading this far and happy April 1st! Don’t worry, I finished a much more SERIOUS fanfic that I did not just write as a joke and it is ready to go for tomorrow. I just thought it would be fun to post this as an April Fools Day prank.

[abbacchiosbelt]

people misinterpreting characters is one of my biggest pet peeves ever. I really liked how you brought light to the fact that DIO is not as deep as the fandom makes him seen and Bruno is not a gold hearted ’mom’.

what other characters do you think are heavely misinterpreted? I’d like to hear your opinions. some characters that are heavely put ooc by the fandom (in my opinion) are Jotaro, Giorno, Johnny and Gyro.

Yeah, while everyone is free to their own interpretations, those are two that just really personally bother me. I don’t like to straight-up accuse someone on being wrong, but at the very least, I think the ‘mama Bruno’ interpretation is wrong and bad, lmao.

As for the other characters you mentioned? Hmm. Here are my opinions - as always, y’all are allowed to agree/disagree/have your own thoughts on them.

Jotaro - I don’t like seeing him interpreted as an uncaring piece of shit. Now, he does act like a shithead at the beginning of part 3 - calling your mom a ‘bitch’ is a shit move and he deserves to be called out for that. Just because he does good things doesn’t excuse his poor behavior. That being said, I think he’s a pretty complex character. He’s only 18 (after the retcon) when Part 3 takes place. Not only is he tasked with traveling cross-country to save his mom, but he’s forced to take on the Joestar family burden without even really knowing about it. He has to deal with three of his friends dying brutally and is forced to kill an ancient vampire that killed his great-great-grandfather. He also thinks for a brief moment that Joseph was killed by Dio - that’s a lot for a teenager. There’s no doubt in my mind that Jotaro suffers some form of PTSD.

He gets married, has a child, and then is forced into another dangerous situation thanks to his misfortune of being born into the Joestar family. It could be argued that he didn’t have to go to Morioh, but who else is there? Joseph is too old. Kakyoin and Avdol are dead, and Polnareff isn’t around at the time - so it has to be him. Now, I am not excusing the way he treated his wife and daughter at all. That’s all on Jotaro and his poor communication skills. I don’t think for one second he wanted to leave them like he did, but... It happened, and he couldn’t fix it.

One thing I don’t like is people saying we should forgive Jotaro for what he did to Jolyne. We can empathize with his situation, but it’s up to Jolyne to forgive him - it’s unfair for us as the audience to say she should have been more understanding. She was a child abandoned by her father - Jotaro could have handled things differently, and I think that there’s enough unsaid context to imply that he does regret how he handled things. A bad father can still love his child. I don’t think Jotaro is a bad person at heart. He’s incredibly selfless, but that selflessness also led to hurting the people closest to him. TL;DR - Jotaro is pretty complex and there’s a lot to his character, but people tend to focus on one aspect of him.

Giorno - I love Giorno and think he was very underrated before Vento Aureo was animated. I think he’s still fairly underrated compared to the first 4 protagonists, simply because he expresses things in a much different manner. Giorno acts as a protagonist in theory, but he is not a good person and that’s what I love about him. It’s made extremely clear (some people miss this despite it being explicitly said by Koichi) that he’s a mix of Dio and Jonathan. The ruthlessness of Dio runs through his blood, but so does the kindness of Jonathan. 

Giorno is not boring. He is a calculating, cold, manipulative person. He is also an ambitious, caring, and highly-observant individual. Giorno is trained to hide his emotions, as per his abusive upbringing. Giorno’s smarts and capacity for observation are a core part of his character. He is quiet because of these traits, but I don’t think that makes him boring. I think it makes Giorno interesting and complex. A teenager joining the mafia and attempting a coup to take it over is... not exactly a normal thing. It’s what makes Giorno so scary. You know what he’s going to do next because he’ll tell you, but you won’t be able to stop him. And if you’re in his path? He doesn’t mind taking care of you. If you’re loyal, though, he’ll extend a gilded chain - the chain that makes him so intriguing to others, and the reason people are so eager to follow him.

Johnny - I know I just said I loved Giorno,  but I also really love Johnny. I don’t have as many thoughts as I really haven’t seen any conflicting popular interpretations of his character, but I’m sure they’re out there. To me, Johnny is very important. He’s outward with his depression, his self-hatred, his fear, his cowardice - it’s a big change from the previous protagonists. Despite this, he overcomes and finds his strength. I guess one thing I disagree with is the notion that Johnny is ‘whiny’ or ‘weak.’ I won’t spoil too much, but just like the other main JoJos, I think Johnny is a very complex character that Araki clearly crafted with care.

Gyro - I feel similarly about Gyro as I do with Johnny - I haven’t seen too many confliciting interpretations of him. I do think Gyro is more ruthless than some people paint him as. He’s not nice - he even says it! That doesn’t mean he can’t be silly or absurd. There’s a lot of facets to Gyro’s personality that make him the perfect companion for Johnny. (Or BF, hehehehe)