#me and baq

[kaseypuppy]

everyone deserves a chance to fly 🩷💚

[thefloatingstone]

Where did you get Flashbic in this high quality?

Okay, so, I want to paint a picture for you.

It's 1985. You're not allowed to watch TV on Saturday because of complex religious reasons, so you get Sunday morning cartoons.

So you find this weird French cartoon on Nickelodeon called Spartakus and the Sun Beneath the Sea. It's your He-Man (see above complex reasons).

And it has two dancing pangolins (you thought they were armadillos at the time because you're from the midwest) that are actually thousands-upon-thousands-of-years-old cyborgs from an underground kingdom of legless people that bounce along on spherical asses.

You try and tell people about this show, both at the time, and throughout your life thereafter, with the patchy memory of an 8 year old.

Most families didn't have cable in 85.

It didn't go well. It was not slogbical

So now you all get to bear witness. You all must behold...

The FLASHBIC.

[artscoma]

i tuun on her baq til she puts me in the hole

[isabellaapotter]

NO WONDER PEOPLE LOVE WICKED HOLY SHIT.

i have never seen it and i watched the movie last night, and spent the entire morning watching tiktok’s about the lore behind it, who’s who and all that. the CONNECTIONS to wizard of oz omg im losing my mind. all night i was like “ok but who’s the wicked witch of the east???” ITS HER FUCKING SISTER i’m an idiot.

and LEARNING THAT THE WICKED CHARACTERS ARENT JUST RANDOM THEYRE OZ CHARACTERS when someone told me the prince was the fucking scarecrow i lost my damn marbles. AND BAQ OMG HES THE TIN MAN. like i actually can’t even take it.

and DONT even get me started on glinda and elphabas friendship i FEEL SO BAD FOR HER like she showed up to munchkin land and everyone’s burning this damn which when she wasn’t even evil and she was glindas friend😔😔😔

i’m ANGRY that part two is coming out in a year bc i actually just need to know what happens NOW

[heavensitself]

Guhhh baq's interaction with others in read more bc it's long

Bive

Bive: "WHY YOU ALWAYS CARRY THAT WEAPON?"

bive: "ARE YOU HAVING CONNECTIONS WITH THE CLOWN MILITARY???"

baq: "what."

--

Baq: "just like that? You shiver and make theory's?"

Bive: "YES? Why? YOU CANT?"

baq: "no."

---

split

Split: "wanna hear a banana'ly joke?"

Baq: "ah! Joke I thought you said joe."

Split: "huh?"

Baq: "I thought you said joe because You're gonna joked me! Hahaha!"

Split: "yeah..."

--

Baq: "wanna hear an unfunny joke?"

Split: "sure!!"

Baq: "what do you call a person that never cussed when they messed up?"

Split: "darn it?"

Baq: "good banana's sake!"

Split: "pfft!"

--

Baq: "hey..Melanie died"

Split: "WHAT?"

baq: "yea."

Baq: "not my fault lol"

---

Infected

Baq: "can you please take a bath."

Infected: "huH WH7? (0_0)"

Baq: "YOU STINKS!"

--

infected: "h3Y >:0"

baq: "what?"

Infected: "wH7 y0U Alm8s5 h#T3s a11 0F us (o_0)"

Baq: "because you have no internal defense system in you're mind and overdoing everything you have done and never change for the better."

Infected: "..."

---

Lampert

Lampert: "what's wrong with you?"

Baq: "WHAT?"

lampert: "you..nevermind."

Baq: "okay."

--

Baq: "how come you hate germs.."

baq: "JUST BECAUSE THERES STUFF DISGUSTING DOESN'T MEAN YOU MUST STAY THE CYCLIST OUT OF THERE"

lampert: "you don't understand."

Baq: "I do."

--

Baq: "..."

Lampert: "what?"

Baq: "..."

Baq: "I should stop staring at you."

Lampert: "I appreciate it if you stop doing that."

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Wallter

Wallter: "how come you keep drinking that grey stuff?"

Baq: "be normalize ma, it's yummy dummies"

Wallter: "uhuh.."

--

baq: "how much do you wanna destroy that mannequin."

Wallter: "what? I don't recommending myself destroying mark."

Baq: "it's for the best."

Baq: "if you wanna forget about him mom, I recommend to destroy or burn him."

--

Baq: "Gatorade"

Wallter: "okay!"

--

Baq: "CAN YOU TELL HOW MUCH HATRED I HAVE FOR MARK?"

Wallter: "well uhh.."

Baq: "DONT WELL UHH ME I DO KNOW WHY."

Wallter: "you shouldn't be very furious about that."

Baq: "easy for you to say."

--

Baq: "can I die."

Wallter: "what."

--

Wallter: "may I?"

Baq: "don't touch my banhammber."

---

Mark

Mark: "err.."

Baq: "LEAVE."

baq: "DOT..DOT..NO KOMA."

--

Baq: "I can imagine you dying."

Mark: "well that was rude!"

--

Mark: "yer' should stop drinkin' that' darn' grey stuf'!"

Baq: "says the one who rambles alot of my MOM."

--

Baq: "staring at me is illegal."

Mark: "eh? What on wood'nation ar' yer' talkin' 'bout?"

Baq: "who knows if you die"

Baq: "nobody cares about you anyway."

--

Baq: "GO AWAY YOU PATHETIC LIVING."

baq: "GO TO THE CORNER WHERE YOU CAN BE INSANE BY YOU'RESELF."

mark: ".."

--

Baq: "you're awfully weird."

Mark: "hey! Yer' talkin' 'bout th' wrong guy in 'ere!"

Baq: "YOU'RE STRONG AND WHY ARE YOU SOB SOB ABOUT MY MOM JUST MOVE ON!!!"

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Poob

Poob: "can u join mai party?????!!!????"

Baq: "eh..."

Baq: "can I make bracelets there?"

Poob: "of courze!! :D"

--

Baq: "nice party! Can I bring my banhamm-"

Poob: "nuh."

Baq: "oookay.."

--

Baq: "I eat gasoline for free"

Poob: "WAAT?? :0 U DRINK GASOLINEEE 4 FREE????!!? :O"

baq: "I'm kidding"

Poob : "thank god!"

--

Baq: "I have a joke! Really unfunny joke."

Poob: "wat joke (°-°)

baq: "what do you call a party with a sleepiness?"

Poob: "hmmm. Slipover??? :l"

Baq: "a slumper party!!"

Poob: "..."

Baq: "yeah I know it's not funny.'

Poob: "yeah..... :("

---

Pest

Pest: "..."

Baq: "...."

Baq: "nom nom."

Pest: "nom nom."

Baq: "nom nom nom"

Pest: "nom nom nom nom"

---

Stat

Baq: "you know this is not survival"

Baq: "Concentrating on Surviving are pretty rad."

Baq: "well did you know? Roulette style of mine will make you're stupid shenanigans of surviving this elevator will dissapears"

Stat: "SHH! SHH! I WILL TRY SURVIVE AS LONG I CAN!"

--

Baq: "stop being scared."

Stat: "scared? What do you mean scared?"

Baq: "when I first came in here I was scared not anymore..found myself.."

Stat: "..."

Baq: "wanna go to my domain?"

Stat: "why?"

Baq: "tea party"

Stat: "sssuree?"

--

Stat: "why don't you act like the others?"

Baq: "they sucked. Except for the tall grey women"

Stat: "ITS A WOMEN?"

baq: "no his pronounces are he/any"

Stat: "oh! Make sense!! So you're not part of him!"

Baq: "sure is.."

--

Stat: "HOW ARE YOU STILL IN HERE?"

baq: "I'm trying to get back to my domain.."

Baq: "it's really hard to find my domain because my domain is just a wooden planks walls and floors and some like slumber party I do there."

Stat: "make sense why you never annoy anyone!"

Baq: "yeah..about that."

--

Baq : "can I call you sea?"

Stat: "huh? What? Sea?"

Baq: "the name fits you well!"

Stat: "I suppose that's nice!"

--

Unpleasant

Baq: "hello buddy cut boy! Or buddy pleasant boy!"

Unpleasant: ....

Baq: "mewing streak? Nah! What about fire streak?"

Unpleasant: "..."

Baq: "cool!"

--

Baq: "why do people hate you?"

Unpleasant: "..."

Baq: "I get it.."

--

Mr

Baq: "you are cool! Just a rock? Maybe I could get some stickers or stuff!"

Mr:

Baq: "more untalkative fella? How nicee!!!"

---

Folly

Baq: "oh you're the nigmare person they talk about."

Baq: "unscary female."

Folly: "what such dissapointmemt of you're welcoming glads."

Baq: "what in the ancient lore you're talking."

--

Baq: "can I comission you?"

Folly: "?"

Baq: "behead mark please."

_____

Folly: "indeed."

---

Melanie

Baq: "GURL?? I THOUGHT YOURE DEAD?"

Melanie: "yeaah..about that.."

---

That's it ig..I might edit this.

[silversoulstardust]

two different friends, and their husbands whom I befriended after they got married, have been really helpful to assist me in this next huge transition of my life and outwardly I appear cool but on the inside I—

I don't have a huge group of friends but the ones that I have, they're really sweet I could cry

[fff777]

reaction part 1 to 7llin' with dream episode 2

I thought this was supposed to come out yesterday according to the schedule but whatever

Oh this is a long one, it's half an hour long

I know Chenle likes wearing sunglasses a lot but him wearing sunglasses indoors ^^;; Mark's like "whatever you say dude"

Mark and Chenle: *Deadass arguing about whether Chenle wore sunglasses at rehearsal* Jeno: Let's focus, guys.

Chenle basically does the grocery shopping by himself

Meanwhile, Haechan, Renjun, Jaemin, and Jisung are just eating ramyeon and taking cute pictures

I forgot to mention this last time, but Jisung's bright orange hair reminded me of Chenle's bright orange hair during Boom. I think it's the same shade.

Throwback Thursday indeed

Pretending they were in a music video when the sunlight hit in a very aesthetically pleasing way

Renjun's hair had red streaks but I could only tell in certain lighting

The 'at home' group was discussing how the grocery group was doing and whether they'd need to call them to help and they were already coming to the conclusion that it'd be fine because Chenle was there and he'd know when it was necessary to call them.

Chenle looking for cooking wine cutely and thanking the camera person cutely when they point it out for him

Jeno was complaining about the guys being loud and noisy and embarrassing before and now Mark's just straight up yelling across the supermarket

Sensory overload for Jeno who's in the middle of Mark and Chenle's conversation

I always get creeped out by how many crew are filming them and this is no different ^^;;

Dancing in the middle of their discussion about food

YES JAEMREN GIRLIES WE ARE BAQ!!!

Mark: The Dreamies are scary

Red ginseng makgeolli sounds like something for dads ToT

Chenle is so excited at the thought of feeding the Dreamies red ginseng makgeolli...it's probably really bitter lol.

This makes me respect him as a chef lol. You need veggies!!!!

Jeno: We need spam Mark: Spam, where are you Yes Mark, I'm sure spam will grow a set of wheels and roll right over to you

As a person who only cooks on occasion, I relate to this so deeply lol

The at home crew now discussing what it would mean if someone said "this made me think of you" and sent you a picture of the moon.

Chenle: I don't want to buy this for Jisung since he asked me for it You absolute brat. They were looking for the ramyeon that Jisung wanted.

Jeno: It's not good to try things As spoken by a true homebody

Back to the moon conversation lol

Haechan said he'd just be confused by the moon picture and ask for an explanation

Jaemin said he wouldn't look at the text, but they clarified that in this situation, it was from someone he loved, and he did a 180 and said he'd call them and talk for 3 hours X'D 對人不對事

Renjun is the only valid man. OF COURSE THE MOON IS ROMANTIC!!!

Ok new situation presented by Haechan: What if someone you loved was involved in a very minor traffic accident? What would you say? Jisung: Was it your fault? Renjun: Are you okay? Jaemin: (1) Are you okay? (2) Do you know the insurance company's phone number? Jaemin once again showing he is the most practical adult ever lol.

Grocery store team still deciding on whether to buy the massive green onion

Apparently green onion parks are a thing??? What?? I want to go???? Are you allowed to chop your green onions from there??

Interesting that there's a small clothing section at the entrance/exit of the supermarket lol

Bickering about carrying groceries in bags vs. boxes all the way out the door

Mark was literally shook by how nice the sky looked when they left the supermarket lol

There she is <3

It's so cold that you can see Jisung's breath as he speaks

I think the subtitles at this point are starting to be a little bit off (in terms of timing) and so it's a bit hard to focus ^^;;

Jaemin just started the campfire and then dipped to let Jisung have a dramatic soliloquy lol.

Jisung: Jaemin didn't take off his gloves so he's coming back

Renjun looking down at him lol

Jaemin was just standing inside warming up but of course still keeping an eye on Jisung. And he couldn't help but open the door when he watched Jisung doing something wrong lol. This is such mom energy XD

Oh, it's something to make the fire change colour

It amuses me that you can see both Renjun and Jaemin watching Jisung as he struggles alone XD Mom energy all around

On his way to being a lumberjack. He doesn't wear flannel all the time for no reason.

Jisung tripping over the supplies on the ground instantly negating any hope of us thinking he was a manly lumberjack and not a clumsy baby.

Jaemin finally returns

Jaemin hyping up Jisung to add wood to the fire

Meanwhile Jaemin threw it in super fast and just walked back in with his hand in his pocket lmao.

Jaemin going back in to cook ramyeon. Didn't they just eat?

[leggoooooo]

Ok, Im working on my business now n2 5am n da morning… then taken a break at 6am to attend 2 my grandma n then by 7-8 or even 9 and 10 am b4 11am I be back working on my business I dont wont 2 sleep nomore… Even if my stomach is upset still the show must go on at long as I dont even throw up n then, one day imma invest n me a cricket machine for my products like tumblr,clothes, plushies, cute stationary sets , tablet covers and cases , and other accessories okayyyyyy 🙂 Leggooooo I am very energetic now n it time 2 workkkkk n have fun n also it almost Sunday n it time 2 get baq n2 studying n studying my spanish okay.. … Okay dolls n there gents my motivation 2 draw these products r way like on 100 n it ready 4 over load n2 take off posting away…

Got it … get it…. GOOOODDDDDD *". --> Thank u 4 reading : Toshiba Bardi Bullard." Yasssssss , Yessirrrr ".

[typingrose]

24th December 2023, Sunday.

It's Christmas day today. I spent my time alone in my house. Seperti biasa rutin ku adalah bangun pagi, melihat suami ku beredar pergi ke kerja dan menunggu masa dia pulang di waktu malam. Sudah ku siapkan makanan malam bersama, lauk today adalah steam fish. First time buat dan harapnya menjadi.

Semalam ramai orang kahwin sebab tarikh cantik 23.12.23. Dan my husband pun ajak aku pergi ke wedding Razli, kawan kerja emart dia. Laki aku ni very undecided kejap nak pegi kejap taknak pegi, tak faham aku. Aku rasa aku tahu kenapa, sebab ramai staff dia dan mungkin dia takut aku yang tak selesa.

Jauh baq hang tempatnya di Kuang, dah macam area Elmina sana. Dengan jem cuti sekolah memang took 2 hours to reach there. Sesampai sana, diorang dah nak habis photoshoot. Aku dan acap pun masuk ke dalam hutan bernyamuk zzz. Sesampai je, aku disapa dengan very welcoming oleh budak2 staff acap. Diorang yang datang hulur tangan dan salam cium tangan aku. Aku pun time tu blur juga sebab tak mikir nak salam sesapa. Maybe diorang friendly coz adik2 kan.

Yang datang tu semuanya staff Razli yang stay until photoshoot, aku pun pelik bini Razli pun boleh rapat ek dengan strangers sebab nampak cam mesra je diorang semua tolong angkat selipar lah apa lah. Dan aku tak sangka serapat itu diorang nak follow photoshoot. Usually photoshoot kan tak ramai, yang very closed je like pengapit. Haa baru ku sedar haritu one of the staff tu cakap "esok datang sebab kena jadi pengapit pengantin" for wedding belah bini Razli. Serapat itu yaaaa!

Okay je diorang semua very friendly and aku boleh blend in, diorang ni adik2 yang peramah. Some of the staff tu pernah duduk bawah acap so dah mesra lah mereka semua. Lepastu diorang ada ambik gambar kita semua makan2, aku tak kesah aku kasi senyum je. Aku harap si minah sial skandal acap akan tengok story or posting mereka. Biar dia nampak aku ada kat situ! Aku dapat rasa some of them mesti tahu kes acap dulu, mestilah tahu kan.. Tunang garang datang serang time kerja kahkah. Whatever lah mat!

Aku pelik dengan acap harini, dia tak reply aku dah almost sejam bila nak closing. When i text "sayang" dia reply "yes sayanggggg" lepastu edit ke "yes babyyyyyyy" aku pun dengan apa lagi, reply tanya "kenapa edit".. lepastu dia jawab dowan to hurt me bla blaa.. The thing is, kenapa tetibe tersasul? 🤔 aneh kan..

Btw minah sial tu, adiknya nikah semalam which is 22.12.23 dengan si mamat kepam gemuk wekkk takde selera aku tengok mamat tu, tah apa yang dia selera sangat tah dengan laki camtu. Aku sekarang tengah menunggu kot2 si sial tu ada throwback gambar/video tahun lepas.. Yelah sebab time tarikh ni, dia tengah hangat one step closer dating ngan acap while i was enjoying my holiday kat jepun. Kita nantikan jelah yerkk

Aku akhiri post ini dengan Al-Fatihah untuk arwah Uncle aku yang telah pergi buat selamanya dan harini genap 5 tahun dia meninggalkan kita, semoga rohnya tenang disana 🤲

[moshieee-but-evil]

I'm listening...

I am bisexual, which means I’m attracted to

[LAMO PUT THE EVENT ON HOLD]

[JAQ IM SHOWING EVERYONE THIS SUFFFERRRR]

[They dropped their phone during a typing joke and had the ask box up, I watched the whole thing happen]

[boujeebardienvythisplease]

ayeeeee ! heyyyy dolls n gents yasssss...

Ok so im baq... baq ... baq, baq blogging again: I had to take some time off n get baq n2 school n blog. Now that I actually know what I am doing with this whole radio college life shit I am like omg no wat! abbreviate that O.M.G... dolls! I am like almost about to be n my mid thirties and this business of mines we have 2 " TURN things around and turn it up 2 get people attention 2 where you guys can buy my soon 2 b products coming soon n the website u cannot get ur eyes off of my products like u just want 2 steal them off the shelves if I have a store that's n the future the long run. And ummmmmmmmmmmmmm. The birthday tradition go 2 a mavs game with my mom n just have fun lol. I dont know ? yet what I wont 2 do on my birthday after graduation I plan on going to the houston and the Mavericks dallas texas basketball game . But look down below when that time comes I will take a picture when I am at the arena by myself n Just wild the fuck out okay. N oh yeah happy birthday mom she something this old like up there with Opera but she getting 2 the point she can just b sickness n2 she die type of stuff n u know the type old people set n there rocking chair looking out the window . N yeah i might have 2 say I have a 12 step confession 2 make : i AM addicted 2 my social media sites I be on 4 this business people r just getting me feedback like good vs. the bad ... vs the " UGLY " so I will be in business another year I mean since 18 people I be like the song by now " It's getting hot n here r was it the other "( NELLY)" SONG ummmmm shhhh lol. I dont know i didnt write the song I do not own the song. I just like the song. Okay..... Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it might b on my throwback playlist off of youtube yassssssssssssssssssssssss n im out .

Bye .

Upcoming DJ/Podcaster/Blogger& Youtuber : Im am gonna b insta famous one day reach my goal of 10k n then let it grow n b known through out the whole texas n make the morning news one day. Like oh u guys stole the words right out of my mouth can I get a discount on cable bill or at a local family dollar store so I can watch u guys every morning at 5am at 12pm and at 4pm so I can stir behind my crush baq when he not looking at the Dallas Mavericks Basketball team n pretend like I got wedding bells ding donging n my head all day.

Lol .

Ok look at what's new n my blogs.

Yassssssssssssssssss the hastag bitchies.

Bye.

Upcoming : Dj/Podcaster/Blogger/Youtuber & Cartoonist/ Animator I am blog host, your host " Tha _ Bardi Oh with the $ . N I use that to make my community feel happy like they belong . I dont wont to end up somewhere n someone says if I ever end up on the news that I never serve the community ... Will bitchies here your cup of tea on informational stuff that needs to be put out there for you to take an advantage of n use it your full advantage I say fight and be brave n encourage to yourself 2 live life 2 tha fullest.

Bye okay im gone im still on hold from waiting 4 customer service 2 pick up the phone.

Okay enjoy playlist I know I will.

The playlist is on youtube link coming soon: Will u ready here it is :

---> The youtube playlist link are : YouTube Music ---> THATS COMING SOON.

[giamaldera]

Semana 12

Construcción de Elipses y Cilindros.

Reflexión - ¿Cómo me ayuda el ejercicio en mi carrera?

En algún punto durante mi formación como arquitecto, será necesario realizar bocetos de bóvedas, pilares, arcos y entre otras estructuras que se forman gracias a la comprensión de elipses y cilindros. La representación gráfica de estos elementos será esencial para los procesos prácticos.

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[oo7rekida]

YOU AIN REALLY FUQ WIT ME WAY BAQ DEN . . . 

 BUT HOW BOUT NOW ?

[staticcatgirl]

ty baq for blessing me with "what the sneef? I'm snorfin' here" in this fine day

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[marcusrobertobaq]

I mean, wouldn't hurt posting some of my stuff here, ne?

[xplorah]

wondering what i did to deserve what im getting... (: who let me (: go thru this (: