#me also

[hearty-an0n]

when the non-human character wants so desperately to be human

[leporinelou]

steve when everyone gets mad at him for hanging around with billy hargrove all of a sudden

[thehaberdasheress]

Today under the category "Things I'd swear were made here and now if I didn't trust museum provenance", I give you:

18th century buttons painted with charming little scenes and covered with glass

France, circa 1780

[skunkes]

TALON IN DA SHOWER???? No way I’d ******* *** ******* [redacted] ***** ******** and ***** [foghorn] [dolphin sound]

[blackmosscupcakes]

This episode: everyone yells at Matt about the lack of Vex

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

aka @fearthebadgers

[ierotits]

daniel watching louis sucking on armands neck in 1x05 trying to ignore his dick getting hard

[yharnammoved]

happy weed day to everyone who is about to get brain blasted

[leafsimming]

Year 5, Summer

loves kisses, does not love standing practice

[kvothes]

so true

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[jellogram]

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

[transgender-rex]

@charlataninred

a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod

[jackyjackdraws]

I got this idea at 3am.

No, I won't elaborate further

[apocalypsegay]

i don't think he clicked through