#me a million yrs later!!

[unproduciblesmackdown]

Lackadaisy Enrichment

[ayyponine]

not to be a milennial but harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban really is that bitch....

[dnangelic]

loss . what a tragic , but still-full word . forever the robbed absence of what once was , nothing more than a black and weighty hollow its replacement . as a thief he had always known , of course , what it meant to want . but his sickness was so uniquely different from hers : she speaks of what waters she's met and waves that she's seen and though he's careful to listen , a far-off part of him can't help but wonder if he himself might ever be able to experience something even remotely similar .

he struggles , already an entity of somewhat poor imagination , to dream up a place that he'd like to call home . clouds too roamed and the skies remained free , free and hollow , only sometimes mottled with far-off wishes and the slow twinkling blinks of stars . it was ungrateful , perhaps , to the parents of the child whose blood presently gave life to him . but he thinks it a mercy too , if only for wretched things to remain as distant as they could .

just as death . and yet still love always lay so close to it within its grave , just as the great phantom thief's pity danced slow and purposefully with his swoony ideas of romance . his sharp edges dull themselves a little ; his mockery , or what tested and loitered of it , recedes .

instead , a cold , marble-like hand raises , and simply sets itself on the very top of her head .

' there , there . ' he leans , and he pets . lets his hand lift away just as soon as it had arrived in order to better comfort . ' nothing ever truly has to be lost . memory too ... can be a precious thing . sometimes even the most precious . ' eternity was real so long as anyone believed in it --- though such a claim was difficult for those who grew stiff and afraid . ' right now , you've got such a serious look on your face , takehiko . hearing you talk about those waters , i'd've expected a big grin . ' though even he puts away his fangs and merely allows his lips to curl .

' i won't force you to do anything that you don't want to . though , if you wanted to visit those sorts of places --- i could always take you . '

“delicacy and fleeting existences don't render those possessing such qualities devoid of meaning,” the statement comes without inflection, her words as unchanged & serious as the gaze which rests upon him. “if anything, it can be argued that they have more meaning than most for that very reason.” a moment’s pause, and her eyebrows rise faintly. “one who believes fragility -” perhaps a more all-encompassing term for the two standards mentioned prior, “- depletes meaning is an even greater cynic than someone who doesn’t feel they can enjoy those small intangibles because they can’t stand to lose ‘em.”

the words betray what’s kept guarded, even if only slightly. she’s more embarrassed by herself than annoyed with the realization. as if in response, her heart feels as though it beats in her throat.

( no taking that back… )

“...simply aches when what you do appreciate is lost.” her eyes drift, her swallow meant to force down the faint warmth that had risen to her cheeks with the slipped admission. “and sometimes looking at something similar is a painful reminder, rather than a comfort.” a shrug of her own comes in the form of both shoulders lifting / falling, before hands fall into her pockets. there’s contemplation, before she resigns herself to offering an example.

“some people would say that if you’ve been to one beach, you’ve been to them all. after coming to the mainland, there were a few instances we were able to go to beaches… shirahama, for instance. great surfing and swimming, white sand, waves of konkikyou. i was thrilled to see a beach again & run on sand, let the water run past my ankles, that sorta thing… but at the end of the day i felt a bit hollow,” homesick. “...great as it was, i couldn’t put it on the same pedestal as the crystalline asagi-iro of kabira bay on ishigaki, or the star-sand of iriomote.”

admitting it aloud is almost as embarrassing as her slip earlier.

“made me sad, is all.”

[groenendaelfic]

Hey,

haven't seen you around a lot lately. Just writing to check in. how is it going? Wish you a nice evening

it is going, thank you for asking!

Life has been very busy these past few months but is moving in a hopefully good and definitely exciting direction.

In this particular order (if memory serves correctly) I've:

decided to move halfway across the continent

marked the one year anniversary of the worst time of my life

had other people mark the one year anniversary of the worst time of my life with all that entails

quit my job (I'd been planning that for a while)

had my boss and hr offer to let me go instead and half my notice period to two months (aka 'give' me more money and facilitate my move, yay pity)

started looking for a place to live and organizing my move

found a new job in a slightly different corner of halfway across the continent (I start July 1st)

got my request for citizenship approved (epic timing guys)

found a place to live in an awesome area (I will be able to do all my errands on foot and my new job is only a short bike ride away)

told everyone I was leaving for sure

signed the paperwork to have my uncle in law take over the place here

had my cousin offer to move my stuff with his remodeled fire engine in exchange for gas and (bridge) tolls

did all the paperwork in the universe ever

started saying my goodbyes for now (I still have lots of family and friends etc here so I'll be back a lot)

had my cousin tell me he'd make a bro trip out of the move because his friends really wanted to see a basic bridge, and room and board plus no girls was all the compensation they needed for getting to carry my boxes

said thanks but no thanks to citizenship (sorry Wille, you'll always be my King)

was asked if I minded the move taking a bit longer because the guys wanted to stop for totally unplanned soccer (a not insignificant part of their motivation if not a deciding factor I dare say)

did more move and job leaving planning and paperwork

welcomed, fed and watered a bunch of guys really into soccer bridges and very disappointed I didn't have more boxes they could compete carrying

prepared a big lunch basket and said goodbye to said guys and my boxes

sat down to write this list wondering where I should celebrate midsummer (aka do I want to travel back and forth to get everything ready or stay until it's time to hand in my work laptop etc)

Phew, yes. Also a million other things which won't come to mind right now. Thank you to everyone who left me such kind messages btw. I appreciate them so much but am still learning to respond to kindness and compliments without awkwardness. They nevertheless give me life.

In more interesting news to everyone here I've also done a lot of writing.

Mostly on One Wild Summer, which has already grown into a monster, but I've been writing the exciting parts later on and still guesstimate a 15k or so stretch which needs bridging to get to all the fun stuff I've already written.

but also on The Prince and the Barista and As Long as We Have Each Other. I only need to make it coherent and once again fill the gap to where I stopped posting.

plus *cue exasperated sighs* I'm also 9k+ into a new fic! The (once more) absolutely most self-indulgent thing I've ever written in this fandom and something I swore I never would turn into a proper fic. Expect the prologue for that (which was meant to be 500 words and not 5k) soonish.

Everything else including regular updates not before mid to late July though I think. Because moving and starting a new job and life means busy times and while I can write scribble down connected sentences with half a mind, I can't beta read and edit with half a mind.

tl;dr: I am still writing yr fic and haven't abandoned my fics, but am also busy moving. goodbye cloudberries and lingonberries, hello wineberries vineyards and appleberries apple orchards.

[loving-n0t-heyting]

nothing better for helping you un-amnesia yr gell-mann than watching some major site/paper/vel sim pointlessly bungle some basic facts of a story that personally affects you only to be credulously repeated by a million other outlets so that even if the original paper corrects themselves later the falsity is now fully uncontainable

luckily this one doesnt even really matter that much, nobody is likely to make ruinously ignorant decisions based on it, its just offensive, but its still pissing me off

[chevelleneech]

https://www.tumblr.com/chevelleneech/761066997012414464/watching-frankie-biggz-react-to-the-bts-guide-and?source=share

This thing frustrates me sooooo much so I'm just trying to not go to places where i know I'll see shit you know? I'm in my delulu land where i can be like "if i don't see it then it's not there" when i know it's happening there but still.

I was just thinking about how all jimin and jungkook watch YouTube like that's there go to app for yrs, jk is on tiktok as well where the whole army side is again infected with Tkkrs just like YT as well and jm used to have tikto atleast during covid (as we saw on his phone during BTS's last doc where we saw his home for the first time, he could still be having) and both of them watch members related stuff and Army's made videos as well so out if frustration I'm like They all see it , they see what's been said in those video and how they're portrayed and if they're not giving shits about it is it really worth that we keep fighting these loosers? No. So ig from now on I'm just gonna let ppl think whatever they want of jimin-jungkook's friendship if ppl want to believe they hate e/o so be it, if they think jungkook is forced then so be it.

I remember well that one time when tkklives acct was taken (like Locked or smtg) and then later it was given back to her by BH with a fatass pop-up that the channel doens't cross any boundaries or wtv and she said that BH was quite good to her as in that they didn't take down her acct or shit like that. The point is if people with power who can actually do something about these things don't care is it really worth it that we give it this much attention? Jikook thinks their Fandom loves them when it hates them together so let it be.

This was just my frustrated rant tbh. After yrs of seeing the same shit happening and getting mad over things i can't do anything about I'm just gonna take a step back and let things be. There's no hope for the betterment of this Fandom They're gonna say jikook fanservice for the rest of BTS's existence and there's no turning back there. And given how both jm and jk are private and don't post their personal things online everyone is gonna keep questioning it saying they don't meet apart from work while others who post are gonna be called closest the same that happened in 2023. Although it's been happening since before 2023 but it's just gonna get worse so I'm gonna let people handle it who can actually do something about it.

I sacrificed my algorithm to watch a Tkklives video real quick, not the entire thing, but a portion to see if anything has changed from when I first got into the fandom and wanted to see what a the drama was about once I knew Tkk vs Jikook was a thing.

Anyway, from the 5 minutes I just watched, it doesn’t seem like much has changed. She slows down clips and makes up her own ideas about what’s going on, and people believe it. So if that’s all she’s been doing and continues to do, there is nothing the company can do about that. Not to mention, people keep saying Big Hit said she can keep going, and aside from me never seeing proof of that being true, I would imagine her not living in SK makes it tough to sue her anyway.

She posts elaborate fantasy edits, creating a story out of footage millions of other people have made YouTube edits with. Granted she’s annoying and has stirred a plethora of drama within the fandom, but she’s not doing anything illegal from how it currently looks. So it’s. It even really that a delusional fan is creating and spreading her own conclusions, it must that Tae unfortunately has the most toxic fans out of the members, and majority of them ship Tkk.

His fans also happen to be the most vocal, even if he’s not the most popular, so they tend to cause the most chaos. In any case, I’m not trying to change anything nor argue with people who have sewn their ears shut. It’s just irritating to see a guy who seemingly wants to get to know BTS as people and artists be led astray, over a ship and fandom drama he has no idea about. They’re using his naïvety to manipulate his opinions of the members and the company (the latter which don’t even need help these days), but the second someone suggests a Jikook video for Frankie to watch so he can fully understand that Jimin and Jungkook do essentially live in a bubble when together, and outside parties often come across as third wheels without it being a big deal, that person will be spammed with harassment and be considered a necessary block. Which Frankie would like adhere to, because he is unaware that Tkkrs hate Jimin and his friendship with JK.

Which, from an outside perspective is always going to be difficult to explain, because the actual status of JM and JK’s relationship is irrelevant. Them dating or not does not mean anything to the overall fact of the situation. It’s simple that Tkkrs hate the very possibility of them meaning anything to each other, because they want Tae and JK to mean everything to one another at all times. It’s why Tkkrs struggle to accept even the smallest Jikook moments. JK can’t wish Jimin a happy birthday without Tkkrs claiming he was forced by the company to say something. Jungkoom can’t look at his cellphone even though JM and Tae can, without it meaning he’s bored out of his mind without Tae around to entertain him.

So how do you explain to someone who is 100% unaware of this chaos, that he’s being lied to? There is sensible way to tell Frankie Biggz that the people who harassed him only did so, because they don’t like they he misunderstood Tae’s natural “bitchy” personality, due to him simply not knowing Tae well enough to know that’s just how he is? How do you explain to him that AYS wasn’t written with the intent to make Tae seem like a third wheel, but that Jimin and Jungkook themselves are more than aware that they tend to push people into third wheel territory when with them, because they build a bubble around themselves when together?

You can’t explain that. It has to be observed, but when Tkkrs are able to get ahead of that learning curve, and plant seeds of doubt and convince people that Tae is a victim of a mean company and JM and JK are victims of a script… there’s nothing else that can be done.

I do hope he continues to watch more official content and comes to realize Tae is sort of meh about things, because that’s just who he is. He makes snarky comments and likes to chill out on his own, but he’s also very extroverted and livens up a party when he wants to. I also hope he is able to learn who Jimin and Jungkook are, and understand that it would be impossible to script their friendship for 12 years. But who knows. Hell either fall down the Tkk lies rabbit hole, or see the light. Either way, I am still annoyed Tkkrs got to him so fast.

[dc418writes]

When a Door Closes…

✨Pairing✨: neighbor!Ari Levinsonxblack!reader

Summary🪄: Your Valentine’s Day might turn around after all

⚠️: dilf!Ari who’s extremely caring and sweet (yes that’s a warning), mention of cheating, age gap (10 yrs), pretty much all fluff

A/N🎙️: HAPPY BELATED VALENTINE’S EVERYONE☺️💕!! I hope your day was great and filled with all the love you deserve! Even if you didn’t get to spend it the way you intended (or maybe it was a day of heartbreak for you as it will be for poor reader☹️), don’t forget to show yourself love too🥰

“Back already?,” Ari, your neighbor, asks with slight concern. It’s just your luck he’d be in the hall placing his garbage down the shoot just as you arrived home with noticeably less pep than when you left.

Not to mention the white tank that barely covered his broad chest and somehow made his already thick muscles more prominent. And you weren’t even gonna start with the dark jeans on his lower half

“Yea um..things got cut short.”

By that you meant finding out you were the other woman when you showed up at your “boyfriend’s” door.

Bag of groceries in hand and your pretty pink satin dress falling to your thighs, you planned on surprising him with dinner, a little wine, and his favorite movie you ordered offline since you couldn’t find it in stores.

You practically bounce in place as you wait for him to open the door just knowing he’d love your surprise. Especially since he said he was stuck at home not feeling well.

Finally appearing on the other side, you should’ve know something was wrong when the color drained from his face as he quickly closed the door behind him like he was keeping something hidden. Your excitement and caring nature overshadowed your logic though.

“Y/N…w-what are you doing here?,” he asks in a hushed tone with a wavering smile.

“I wanted to surprise you! Plus you said you were sick so-,”

“Johnnyy,” a fairy like voice whines from the inside of his condo, “you promised you’d watch this with me.”

“Coming baby, just give me a minute!,” he sweetly calls back to the mysterious voice now leaving you confused and hurt.

“W-Who was that?,” you quietly ask as he carefully grabs the two reusable bags from your hands. Apparently impressed with the ingredients inside from his nod of approval.

“Look honey I didn’t want you to find out like this, but since you’re here…”

“Find out what?” By now you knew what he was implying, but you still wanted to hear the words from his mouth.

“I…I gotta go alright. We can talk about this later.” With a wink and that charming, snake like smile he was gone behind his door leaving you stunned in the hall of the multi-million dollar building.

Your legs eventually remember how to walk leading you down the hallway that seemed a few feet longer now. Not before you hear Johnny explain, “just the delivery girl with my groceries.”

Ari could tell there was more to your response noticing the small dot of faded mascara near the side of your eye. Their subtle red tint as if you’d cried minutes earlier. He didn’t want to pry though, simply offering you a sympathetic smile

“I’m sorry to hear that sweetheart.” Why did that name always sound so sweet yet sultry coming from him? It never failed to leave you a fluttering mess even when you knew he didn’t mean it that way.

“S’okay,” you shrug with a small smile of your own. “Can always save this dress for another special occasion.”

“Or…you could eat with us?”

“No no, it’s okay,” you wave off in search of your key inconveniently deep in your purse. “I don’t wanna interrupt your night with Mya.” It was his week with her and you’d feel terrible coming in between that.

“You wouldn’t be. She actually asked about you earlier and when she could see you.”

Hearing that has a sweet smile creeping along your lips internally making Ari glow. He loved your smile and was glad he could put it back where it rightfully belongs.

“Well, if it’s okay then sure. I’d love to.”

The clack of your heels as you follow the short distance behind Ari’s larger form alerts Mya of a new person, making her pause from her drawing to lift her head. A bright, excited smile has your own forming as she waves hello.

“Y/N, you look so pretty! I want a dress like that!”

You use your hand to cover your giggles as Ari nervously scratches his neck and stumbles over his words trying to tell his daughter no without insulting you. It was a beautiful dress that fit your curves and hugged in all the right places, but definitely nothing he wanted to find in his daughter’s closet anytime soon.

“Thank you Mya, and when you get older I know you’ll find a dress soo much prettier than this.”

He mouths an appreciative “thank you” opening the large pizza box on the counter to place a slice on her plate.

“Looks good,” you smile as he hands you your own serving.

“Daddy tried making Shakshuka, but he burned it.”

“I didn’t exactly burn it. The ingredients weren’t mixing like they were supposed to and then the longer I let it set, the darker it got.”

“So basically you didn’t know what you were doing?” Both you and Mya giggle as he sits down with his food rolling his cerulean eyes. Eventually he gives into the humor of the situation chuckling himself

“At least the table still looks fancy!” With a few candles scattered over its surface and small bouquet of colorful roses in the center, you were honestly surprised Ari did it all by himself.

“It does look really nice Ari.”

“Thanks. S’all for little bit to make sure she knows how special she is,” he softly smiles gently tapping the little girl under her chin to return her bright smile.

-

It’s a little after 10 when Ari walks you to your door. Ever the gentleman, he insists even though you live across the hall.

“Thanks again for inviting me Ari.”

“No problem, but you know you’re always welcome Y/N.”

Since that night you were nice enough to watch Mya for him while he ran back to the office, he’d grown to look at you as a friend just as Mya did. Always offering a seat for dinner or a listening ear if you needed it.

“I hate your day didn’t go well.”

“It’s alright. At least it didn’t get worse.”

He hoped he never met whoever this idiot was that would dare to hurt sweet, beautiful you. Ari didn’t think he’d be able to control himself

“Listen, I’m not trying to pry on the details of tonight but just remember you deserve only the best sweetheart.”

The sincerity of his words nearly has you sobbing again thinking back to Johnny and whoever that was waiting for him. Was there some grand red flag you just didn’t see? Or were you that dumb to not even notice it when it was right there in front of you?

You manage to hold yourself together responding with a quiet “thanks” and a small smile twisting your key between your fingers.

Then it happens. You feel his soft lips on your forehead and his large palm caressing your cheek just as soft and comforting as you shamefully imagined some nights.

Your lower belly flutters still feeling the hairs of his beard prickle your skin although he’s pulled away; looking at you with that soft expression that always turned you into putty.

Maybe your earlier heartbreak was for more good than you thought?

“Have a good night Y/N. And happy Valentine’s Day.”

“H-Happy Valentine’s Day Ari.”

[lovedsick]

               "   well   since   you   ask   ,   i   just   so   happened   to   throw   it   away   .   .   .   oops   .   take   it   back   —-   are   you   trying   to   offend   me   ?   seriously   ,   i'm   not   letting   you   deny   that   this   pairs   with   you   perfectly   .   "

*   ꕀ  “   if   you   keeping   buying   me   expensive   things   i'm   gonna   fall   for   you   ,      so   you   have   to   take   this   back   immediately   .      did   you   keep   the   receipt   ?   ”

[mrs-monaghan]

He is indeed hyung of relationship lmao. Let's see some examples ?

1. JM : like JK decided I'm the maknae of the group

Why JK decided he is hyung while JM is the youngest ? When he is even so conservative about not dropping honorific with his rest hyungs.

2. JK : JM be thankful you are younger than me 😏😏😏

Or else ? What he gonna do 😭 as if you are not literally acting like his husband already

3. Also JK : Still I sometimes remind myself he's hyung

This was 🤡🤡🤡 You need a reminder JM is elder than you and your hyung and someone you should obey according to hierarchy??? Isn't it like second nature to Koreans? But you need a reminder for that ?

4. JM : grow like that and protect me (9918188 times over these years)

Which hyung is asking his 2 yr younger one to protect him ? In rest groups and pairs we see 'Hyung/Unnie projecting their maknae' while it's opposite for Jimin and Jungkook lol

5. Now how outsiders (native koreans) see them :

* "Elder one, who was tall and so handsome was taking care of younger one, who was so pretty and petite. He was blowing him his hot soup, rolling his meat and even feeding him"

* "JK is younger than Jimin but it's actually JK who takes care of Jimin more. And I feel like Jimin is getting all cute when he's with Jk"

🙂🙂

I have already spoken about this moment here on this post but I'm gonna bring it back because I feel like no one appreciates it enough.

Hyung JK in action. Bon voyage season 4 episode 6.

Btw this was a satellite Jimin moment. He was on the other side then went to sit between JK and Suga. Anyway. Members are done eating and are just hanging by the fire. They then start discussing where they will sleep. Jimin says while looking at JK:

The night before he slept in the RV. So this night he wanted to sleep in the tent. Get the experience. So he turns to JK and says that 👆🏽 JK replies:

But then Jimin is like; babe, I don't think you understand, I will be in that tent with Suga

But JK super unbothered and very casual is like; go ahead, its cool. Sounds good

Like I mentioned before, JK doesn't have an issue with all Yoonmin moments. And he had no problem with the sleeping in the tent together.

What gets me about this though is how Jimin is clearly asking for permission here. Because he knows how JK feels about Suga. If that wasn't the case he wouldn't have specified he would be sleeping in the tent with Suga. But he did not want to upset bae and so he wanted to make sure JK was okay with it before he did anything.

The power JK holds y'all. Yeah, Jimin is in charge always but there are moments where JK pulls his hyung card and I'm sorry but that is just so 🔥 to me. The power the Jungkonda JK holds.

However, something else happens later that made me go ❓❓❓❓❓❓

When Hopekook go to bed Jimin comes inside the RV and hovers.

Like dude just stands there doing nothing. Like go watch and see, he stands there for a while doing nothing as Jhope and JK settle in.

I didn't understand why he did this. Like it could be a million things. This season Jimin really takes care of JK, pays more attention to him than usual because JK had been through alot. So it could be he was ensuring JK was settled before he left? Could it be he wasn't convinced JK was okay with the tent situation? Or, option 3 given to me by a friend, could it be that he was making sure JK was indeed sleeping with Jhope and not V who likes to cuddle people in his sleep? (We all know what happened in BV Malta when Taekook were cuddling and Jhope found them and couldn't wait to tell Jimin) Or option 4 was he there to make sure Jhope too doesn't cuddle JK in his sleep? I mean this is how Hopekook slept after all

They could have been avoiding the sun though. But still... I was sus 🧐🧐🧐

Anyway, Jungkook oppa FTW 🙌🏽 thanks anon!

[f0point5]

I'm not gonna defend landos childish behaviour but I myself was competing high level in taekwondo for my whole life like I quit at 19 cos the injuries were getting too much but that kinda behaviour is seen at competitions all the time

Like when u have a lot of pressure placed on especially in sport to see that reaction is very common like I once cried cos I got a silver instead of gold like I was aiming for like alexandra trusovo in the Olympics

Obviously I was a teenager and he is a fully grown adult but that behaviour is very common in the world I grew up in and I feel like ppl who havnt ever been in that position shouldn't be making comments abt his behaviour js bc there isn't that much research as to y they react the way they do like its not on purpose its the only way they can express or like cope

But lando today needs some kind of psychological help bc his head isn't thinking right like hes put pressure and himself and when he doesn't get what he wants he throws a tantrum like its something that only therapy can sole not media training cos he will defo beat himself up abt it for yrs to come and the comments he made were unnecessary

I agree that the psychology of extremely high pressure environments is different and people who are in those environments have certain personality types and react differently to stress. Especially in f1 where their adrenaline levels are through the roof after competing.

But.

If part of your job is talking to media for millions to consume, then that is part of your job. You know that going in. Part of your strategies for managing the pressure have to include more than just on track. Because people will judge you for the things you say, especially when they don’t know you.

Lando had the opportunity to just say “I can’t talk about it right now” to the question about his friendship with Max which is his personal life. He didn’t have to answer that if he felt he wasn’t in the right mindset to give a response that he will stand behind later. Do a stroll if you have to - just shrug. He said what he said and the frustration and stress and pressure is all an explanation but none of those things were piloting his body entirely.

I don’t know Lando, I don’t know what his mental health is like beyond what he’s shared publicly. I hope he’s getting the support he needs to thrive and if he is and this is just who he is and how likes to conduct himself then that’s okay. It’s not for me personally but I’m not important. But for the sake of his professional image, I would hope Andrea or Sophie and someone is taking stock of the way he comes across.

[1sickfuck666]

I fucked this Mexican (26 yrs old) that cheats on his lover when he leaves town! We have fucked 3x and he is always on this SAFE ONLY trip which I find so dull!! This time when I went I ate his hole so good he handed me a condom and this time he got on his knees doggy style on the couch! I Put the condom on, and started fucking Him! he was so into it, and I just start fucking real slow and one of the strokes where I pulled all the way out, slip the condom! Then I started going at a faster pace and he come all over his self!(this is the good part) after he came he looked back at me and all he could see. Was my dick swinging WITH NO CONDOM ON IT! I give $1 million to see the look on his face when he saw I had a new condom! However, he said nothing, and I hit it on home. As soon as I got to work, you know, I had to hit me one.(jack off.) after that maybe they were too later he called me. He said I saw your dick you had no condom he said are you clean? I said yeah ! Alas, that’s not really true. lol! I don’t know I think, for some reason the fact that he cheats on his lover, and then he wants to try to be so holier than thou when it comes to word the condom just kind of pisses me off ! Anyway, I have consolation he will always have something to remember me by!!(this story is not fiction. It’s just something I wanted to share because it made my dick so hard. It’s really happened today and I’m very proud of myself )

Stay EVIL

HAIL SATAN

[nyxire]

we'll ignore the parts where half of the cast is dead though. lets not talk about that 😭

on that note though, i need to reread jjk.

[fuckyeahfightlock]

if you get this, answer with three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs (if you want to🖤)! anon or not, doesn't matter, let's get to know the person behind the blog✨

Here's one fact about me right now:

I'm back on my bullshit playing The Sims. I have been faithful to The Sims 3 for a million years (I played The Sims when it came out, and The Sims 2, but The Sims 3 was my fave), but currently I'm playing The Sims 4 for the first time. I only play the base game (I don't like to spend real money on imaginary stuff) and currently I'm playing the scenarios.

I just finished Making Money (start with §0, end up with §1,000,000). I started with three young adult women, called the scenario "Roomies Get Rich" and because I'm a pure purist, they started with literally nothing. I put them on an empty lot with no house, so all they had were their cellphones. They got jobs, harvested local plants to create a garden (by the end of the scenario they were making about §40k every other day on their gardening side hustle), and showered/used the toilets at the gym. At first their empty lot had a toilet, a single bed, and a fridge just out there on the grass. By the end, they were in a 3 bedroom house.

Ember and Chandler married each other and Tia married three times just to get people to move in--and bring their money. Tia was not well liked and it was hard to convince anyone to date her! Eventually the couple divorced because Chandler cheated (not my fault! I did not even see this going on at a party they were having!) and Tia swooped right in to marry Ember (I stayed up past midnight on a school night to build a wedding venue). Chandler met and married another woman, a young adult named Alex who somehow had a son who was also a young adult??? (moved in with only §10k but she was an astronaut making like §1100/day at her job).

By then my original three were elders. The game started warning me it was time to get their affairs in order, and they only had about §650,000. I was (pure purist!) determined that at least one of my original three had to make it to the million, so I never bothered giving any of them children and I only put up with outsider Alex because of her high-paying career--she was NOT going to be the only one alive when they hit the mil! Tia drank a youth potion that killed her instantly (hot tip, don't try to turn yr very elderly elders' clocks back this way). Her widow, Ember, died a few days later, was brought back for a day, died again, came back for like an afternoon, then died for the final time. One thing I hate about the Sims 4 is when someone dies all you hear is crying in that house for three whole days. Someone is ALWAYS crying and it becomes annoying. Chandler and Alex HATED Ember, yet still they were constantly getting into bed to Cry It Out.

Ember was my Level 10 gardener, so after she died, the cowplant didn't get fed (Chandler was afraid of it) so it died. I wanted to leave its skull there in the garden for aesthetics, but you know I sold it for §250 because it was getting down to the wire and, as ever, every simolean counted. I sold all the art on the walls, I sold the microscope and crafting table (side hustle! Before Tia died she was banging out §377 wooden bathtubs every other day) and chess table. I sold an extra bed and an end table and all the extra decorations/awards Tia had earned in her Criminal career (very low paying and I didn't realise she would not be able to just go around stealing stuff from other houses or public lots! After she retired she freelanced in computer hacking stuff). When there was only about §50,000 to go I considered selling off literally everything in the house (the rugs, the wallpaper, the sinks and toilet and certainly the TV and computer), but that didn't seem purely pure even though it would technically have worked.

I think it was selling off a crop of flowers, veg, and fruit from the garden that finally put them over the top. The only thing I didn't have by the end was potatoes! I never got seeds for them and couldn't find them in the park in Willow Creek, where I was told they grew wild. There was the cowplant for a while, the Forbidden Fruit (if they eat it they become a PlantSim for five days), trashfruit, birds of paradise, dragonfruit, pomegranates. . .even mushrooms despite my phobia about fungus. Ember even got all the magic beans and grew the Mystical Plant Portal which is a really pretty, huge, pink-sparkly weeping willow style tree--so massive it barely fit on the tiny lot (did I mention I really had to cram planters and trees onto this tiny, tiny lot where the house took up like 95% of the space???)--which I wish you could just plant when you're building; I'd put them everywhere. It was so big it clipped through the wall of the third little bedroom/office, and you can't delete or move it.

So in the end, Chandler was the only one of the original Roomies who lived to Get Rich, but she made it! She also had her cute astronaut wife and several days left to live before the Grim Reaper came for her. I quit the scenario as soon as it ended; I was ready to play something else.

(All of this, and my actual favourite part of playing The Sims is building! I'm not great at it but I love building and decorating houses and other buildings. The Sims 4 has some quirks but so far it's the best interface for building and I have built some decent houses--or, in "Flip This House!" style, I'll buy one or take one from the gallery, use that motherlode money cheat a million times, and remodel the house completely--adding upper stories to make more rooms is my specialty. My kid saw me building one of my houses and asked me to build her one, so I did that for her on her laptop while she was at school one day--the whole second floor was a "teen hangout" sort of like a mini apartment, with the bedrooms and a big common area for TV, gaming, music, and art. My kid also does not mind spending [my] real money on imaginary stuff, so she has a million Sims 4 expansion packs and kits I do not have, like horses, and cats/dogs, and holidays, and I don't know what all.)

Anyway.

I'm back to playing The Sims.

[not-goldy]

JJKs accused teen JM of sexu@l ass@ult on teen Jk. Mind you, for years.

They spread fake stuff saying a minor Jm slept with b@ngpd to get into Bts. They call a minor jm, B@ngpd's s3x toy.

I was new to the fandom in 2019 and had no clue why jkks said that. Years later, they still say the same things.

JJKs are grown adults too. What are you talking? A 50 yr old woman jjk trends homophobic slurs against Jm tagging military.

Before you call me solo this, solo that. I am literally ot7, and rapline biased at that.

I am confused by your responses.

Not talking side of any solos, but ...

PJMs calling teen Jungkook a brat bothers you more than JJKs saying those disgusting stuff about teen Jm? I am just lost for words.

I am honestly tired with how some you give JJKs such an easy pass. No wonder they've been harassing Jm for years.

All that is true about JKKs but how many of them are in Jikooker spaces MY ASK BOX with that nonsense????

Zilch.

It's just PJms flocking Jikook spaces with such toxicity.

I don't care what yall do in other people's space or any space out there but for my space yall better leave that shit at the door.

Yall come at Kook with that tired ass narratives a million times I will check you a million times period.

You not calling him a brat cause jokers call him a brat all the time hell I call him a brat so no calling him a brat is not why we are here.

Nice try

[missyourflight]

some stuff i read and watched in may:

primo: a delight!! and free to watch!!

queen charlotte (and also full bridgerton rewatch whoops): really enjoyed queen charlotte (the sad gay footmen 😭), d&d has heightened my appreciation of RJP's s1 deadpan thing, bridgerton s2 reigns supreme because what i love most in a Romance is people who are Unable to be normal about each other 🥰

abbott elementary (s2): reliably so funny, doing height difference and slow burn at the same time which is very pleasing 2 me

ted lasso (s3): l o l what a mess, why are your sitcom episodes over an hour??? 2 things which are not a big deal but fully Enraged me were the landlady reciting this be the verse in its entirety!! and the team singing so long, farewell even though they are not the ones leaving!!! so stupid and bad

taskmaster (s15): what a goddamn delightful cast, still thinking about the potato hats and ivo's trick and jenny destroying the barge etc

84 charing cross road: i read and loved the book a million years ago, the contrast between blooming nyc and grey grey london so perfect, anthony hopkins in his repressed romantic era

enough said: i did enjoy this and also cry a bit but have complicated feelings about the way fatness is talked about here!! james gandolfini wonderful and sexy

mission: impossible: somehow i've never seen the first three so attempting to watch before the new one comes out because the later ones are so fun. this is Incredibly nineties (kristin scott thomas and her lipstick!!), like the nineties london BT phonebooths!! god!! the chunnel!! very fun and the bit with the wires is in fact important and excellent etc

are you there god? it's me, margaret: wonderful, i cried like three times and cried even harder when the wind started playing over the end credits. rachel mcadams radiant as always, went to the bathroom when i came out and discovered my period had started which was a bit on the nose frankly

sherlock, jr: they're doing keaton on blank check so i wanted to watch at least one, this was very fun (and a sweet 45 mins long)

minority report: i hadn't watched this in Years and it Slaps (extra star for how many times they call colin farrell a twink etc), so much creepy eye stuff, down with the surveillance state etc

dorothy dunnett, checkmate: i already yowled a bit about this here but god i loved the lymond chronicles, would strongly recommend letting dorothy blow yr mind etc

joanne paul, the house of dudley: i love a family of scheming political upstarts frankly, this was such a fun way into that bit of tudor history tracking the family through four generations. shout out philip sidney, fun to picture jamie parker, tom hardy etc

[firstkanaphans]

THANK YOU! GMMTV’s perpetual need to create sexual tension between “brothers” will never not baffle me 💀 I mean maybe in katha and dom’s case is because katha came from a million yrs ago and probably has no clue about gay people (at least that’s what I’m telling myself) but what’s the explanation for everything else?!?

Discovering your sexuality later in life is totally valid, but I think if it takes you longer than 200 years, you’re just an idiot 💀

It’s definitely an odd phenomenon and I have no clue where it comes from because in GMMTV’s case, it seems largely unintentional. Now, some writers do this on purpose (lookin’ at you MAME). Love by Chance has a side couple that are brothers, Love in the Air had Prapai and whatever the fuck was going on between him and his siblings, Don’t Say No had that (super hot) mom who very obviously wanted to fuck her son. In those cases, the sexual tension between family members is rooted in homophobia. Being queer is already seen as taboo (and therefore morally reprehensible) so adding another taboo on top of that doesn’t affect the character’s moral standing any more than being gay does.

But in the case of GMMTV, my best guess is that the writers know they’ll receive positive feedback from people who ship the actors together and since the actors aren’t related, they just let it happen in the hopes that they’ll get more viewers. And it’s not not working. That’s the only reason I tuned into Midnight Museum in the first place.

But yeah, I would appreciate less pining and more bickering from my fictional brothers in the future thank you very much.