#me NOT devouring

[moomoocowmaid]

“It was fine yesterday, but now it’s today, and soon it will be tomorrow”

[zephyrchama]

[Thoughts about an MC who gets periods]

Getting periods in the Devildom must be pretty rough. Demons probably don’t get them, and the number of humans freely wandering around has to be incredibly low. If MC takes the form of a sheep then they likely don't have to deal with it immediately, but eventually that's going to wear off and they'll revert back to a human. Does the Devildom even have pads and tampons for sale?

MC might have to sheepishly ask Barbatos if he can acquire some in bulk from the human world. Barbatos would remain professional as always when inquiring about the use of these products and their role in daily life. He'd have to report it to the prince. They're both aware of what periods are, but only in a vague "oh yeah, humans do that" kind of way. (Perhaps in the future, Lucifer could use his secret Akuzon account to order more?)

There's surely some plant or potion that prevents them, but they're not meant for long term use. Probably tastes nasty over time and covers human skin in a weird oozing rash if consumed too often.

A month or two into the exchange program, MC might have to call up Solomon for aid.

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“Can you help me with something?”

Solomon, not too interested in MC yet, agrees just to be amicable with his fellow human exchange student. They must be scared! They must be missing humans! “Is something on your mind?”

“You know how to do magic, right?”

What a silly question. It’s almost refreshing to hear. “I do.”

“Do you know… like, uh, smell��? Reducing magic? Something to cover up smells? Without being obvious, I mean. I feel like I stink and I was really hoping you could help me figure something out.”

How cute, he thinks. He can’t quite remember the time when he smelled fully human anymore, and he can’t really smell the distinct odor on people that demons can, but he knows demons can easily sniff out a human from afar. “Oh, don’t worry about that. It should go away on its own as you spend time here.”

MC isn’t convinced. “I don’t think it will…”

“Trust me. How are you finding Devildom cuisine? I know you’re not used to it, but eating more will help you adjust. I can whip up a few simpler dishes for you to try if you need help.”

MC is silent for a bit. Solomon thinks his job is done until they say quietly, “that’s not the problem.”

“What?”

“I’m pretty sure the brothers I live with can smell, uh, my cycle.” No use being coy about it, better get straight to the point. “They stare at me when I’m on my period. I think - no, I know - they can smell the blood. I’ve seen them sniff the air when I’m around. It's weird. And I can’t exactly stop it from happening every month.”

“Oh.” Now it’s Solomon’s turn to be quiet. He’s embarrassed and surprised, a little humbled, and also really interested in this problem. It’s not something he’s ever thought about before.

MC continues, “I think they can tell when I’m ovulating too, Asmo started lingering around more often, and Lucifer looked scarier than usual, and they all stare more, and-”

“I think I get it.” Solomon can’t stop his face from turning pink. Despite his usual grin, he doesn't think he’s ready to listen to the rest of MC’s sentence.

There should be an easy solution, but it’s something that warrants testing if MC doesn’t want the brothers noticing a sudden spell cast upon them. It could get mistaken for something malicious. Solomon says, “I might be able to help. Can you come over today?”

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

expanding on my au idc x

[lotus-pear]

do you finally see me?

[koipepo]

That omake of little Kabru not being able to show off his howetown sweets because of Misril gets to me a lot so...

Here's a happier Kabru (and Lairu)

[blanchebees]

Consume

Tip jar

Ballpoint sketch

[curlytsunamiart]

murder

(lineart only ver.)

[cheesomancer]

Oh to be carried by an orc~ 🥰 Cheeseless art: twitter, bsky

[noodles-and-tea]

Z z z …

[platoapproved]

The building had been crawling with gentle humans who noticed not a thing as they’d stolen the clothes they now wore, uniforms of the young, and left by a broken door into an alley. Not my brothers and sisters anymore. — QUEEN OF THE DAMNED

[lavendergalactic]

☆ 　kangel rentry graphics!

inspired by @llocket's graphics ++ @necroangelz's style f2u w/ credit, reblog appreciated

whenever i'm in an editing slump i can always count on my #1 muse kangel to get me out of it (I AM THE MOST PROUD OF THESE GRAPHICS EVER..)

transparents: @needystreameredits + @obscuriites

[moomoocowmaid]

I have not clocked into the funny factory operating the joke machine or doing overtime because I’m literally dying of colic

[sanguineterrain]

Can't stop thinking about virgin!Jason, who comes too fast the first few times you have sex. God, can you imagine the mortification on his face? Here he is with the love of his life, you, you amazing, beautiful, incredible person that he's pined for ages over, and he's nervous and excited to be able to share this intimacy with you.

But your touch just feels so good. Hell, you're not even touching his cock much. Jason's just so starved for touch and his brain is hot and sticky and you kiss him hard and bite his neck and lick his nipples. And it's just too much.

Oh, his face would be delicious. Horrified, yes, but cheeks dark with pleasure and embarrassment. His lashes would be wet with the same. It's the first time you've ever seen him blush to his chest.

And he's such a big guy. Big guy, big dick, lots of cum. He nearly cries over how much he comes. Why won't it stop? Hasn't he humiliated himself enough in front of you? He feels your eyes on him as he comes and comes, making a mess all over his thighs and belly.

Jason tries to cover his face as he blurts a flurry of apologies. God, he's so sorry! He practiced holding off, he really did! He just got so excited, so caught up in the way you were looking at him and touching him and calling him a good boy, telling him how pretty he is and how much you love him.

And then he feels your hands on his wrists, gently revealing himself to you. Yes, you're gentle, as always, but there's an urgency. A hunger. Oh. You... still want him? You're not disgusted?

No, quite the opposite. You want to watch him make a mess of himself all over again.

[arcadiiian]

so i just finished reading assassin's apprentice

[mandatoryhappiness]

Laura Jane + Paris ❤️ 12/18/23

Photos by Dave Decker

[fever4theflavor69]

Dinner is served Daddy