#me @ me: eva green isn't gonna fuck you

[coquelicoq]

eva green is a native french speaker???

[sorcerous-caress]

I'm so jealous of Daniil. Having only played the Haruspex route so far in both game, each time I'm invited to the Bachelor's place I turn green with envy at how he resides at an actual proper house with a real room and a real bed.

A real bed with a whole bedframe. A pillow with an actual pillowcase!! His bed even has sheets!

He has WINDOWS. His house is in a nice neighbourhood, and his roommate is a very attractive woman. There is actual furniture in his room. Not one hint of fungus growing on the walls or rust!

Can you imagine living there as your lair? Spending the whole game knowing you have a real house with a real bed to go back to at the end of each night? Seeing Eva's face every day before leaving to do quests?

Meanwhile, Artemy is stuck in this dumpster room of an abandoned factory. Cuddling with rats on his makeshift bed, held by nothing but a wooden panel, some boxes and a dream.

A pillow so yellow it has its own ecosystem where bugs established real estate. Is that even a pillow or is it some random rock Artemy found and chucked in there? Is it a stale loaf of bread?? Why is it hard looking?

But no, you don't even get to keep the rock roach pillow because in P2, they take it away.

Fuck you Artemy, you had it good for too long. No pillow now because what are you gonna do about it?. Fold your mattress instead to have a resemblance of a faux sense of protection under your most vital organ during the long hours of death rehearsal that you call sleep.

Somehow, they made the bed even more unstable looking. As if that thin panel in the middle could hold Artemy's weight without caving in. Oh, and apparently, I ran out of boxes to use for furniture because the bed and the table have to share custody of the same box.

We have downgraded into barrels now, as you can see :) No, I don't know what they used to contain inside.

Waking up every day to Sticky's snotty face telling me not to spit in the wind and nagging me about cleaning up the week-old human organs thrown around that are stinking up the place.

THERE IS MOLD GROWING ON MY WALLS. RUST FLAKES FALL FROM THE EXPOSED METAL PIPES DOWN INTO MY CEREAL EACH BREAKFAST.

This single wall holds so much mold and fungus that they started crossbreeding and evolved into new, never seen before types of bacteria. Satan's asscrack is more hygienic than whatever biohazard plagues of Egypt this slab of concrete contains.

I live in the gutters. My only neighbours are an illegal gang of minors with a hatred for furries and another illegal gang but of adults this time who sell me bullets way above the market price. A dangerous neighbourhood where you can't have shit because SOMEONE STOLE MY BULL.

The basement I reside in has no windows, the smell is pungent and fucking vile down here. There isn't even a space for a bathroom.

This is my kitchenette/bathroomette/showerette/cupboardette/surgery tools disinfection stationette/sinkette/watercoolerette/toilette/fridge.

also my buckets yk.

One bucket for the makeshift bathroom, another for holding important organs and loose guts during surgery, a third one as a cooking pot for making tasty meat grub soup and the final one for murky water after sweeping the floor.

What do I use to tell them apart? Oh nothing :) I just mix em up every now and then, oppsie daisy.

Oh and the floors are CONSTANTLY wet for some reason. Yeah sticky slipped and almost broke his neck the other day so watch your steps.

There is also this eerie room with literal garbage and broken furniture right next to the entrance. Don't worry about it, sometimes I hear someone crying and screaming for help when I'm trying to go to sleep but it's just the factory being silly lol.

Now this? This is where the M A G I C happens. This is where Artemy the Menkhu makes his famous herbal remedies and natural mixtures. This is where the Panacea for the infamous sand plague gets made!

In a rusty empty food can.

Falling into a bucket with shit stains.

MEDICINE BABBYYY. GET YOUR WEAK SOFT BONED ASS BACK TO THE CAPITAL BITCH, THIS IS HOW REAL MEN MAKE REAALLL MEDICINE!! RAWRRRRR🦅🦅💥💥

Meanwhile, dickovsky has the view of the cathedral and polyhedron just around the corner from where he resides. He has a backyard with a lake, and all I have is a swamp behind my basement. I trudge through the mud each night, collecting weeds and herbs to mix and trade so I and the two orphans who adopted themselves into my life don't go starving.

Not to mention the gaggles of herb brides loitering outside and giving me a false bad reputation.

That dandy douchbag has a pharmacy, a grocery, and a tailor right next door. The closest establishment to my shrekcore place of resident is a dingy basement bar with shady drinks and no bouncer to check for ID, I saw two kids in there once.

Pov: a qt3.14 surgeon says his dad isn't home and invites you over.

[witheredoffherwitch]

some hatred towards alysmond is coming from people with weird moral indignation i'm afraid. how do i know? cause in 9 out of 10 aemond×oc fics reader is soft, submissive, boring as hell and aemond is possessive, jealous and control freak. certain people will never like alys cause they can't relate to her. she is cunning, knows how to survive and make the best of it, and she is immediately labelled as dangerous seductive famme fatale. i don't care what they say, i knew for many years that really strong women don't put down those who clearly are confident and smart because they don't feel threatened by them. even if that's about the fictional character but you see those people can't tell a difference between real person and fictional character as they proved when telling olivia they hate her cause she plays a cunt and insulting gayle looks just because they expected eva green of katie mcgrath so they can get the confirmation she seduced him with her looks. sorry to disappoint you but even maesters noticed aemond in harrenhall didn't choose some younger ladies to bed but alys. they can't understand aemond fell in love because she was smart, witty, resourceful? maybe to him looks didn't matter but i dunno, something like personality? but they don't know what personality is so what to discuss here? now having oc with no personality bland as fuck is sign of genius. you know you can't write smart character with personality because then people won't self insert. they only can self insert into complete idiots. good to know they are impressed by someone nameless and faceless and personalityless. fools can only identify with fools.

not gonna lie helaemonds have a part of trashing alys cause they can't get over their disappointment she would be casted when they were sure alys would be cut cause her powers went to helaena. i have ss of their comments or posts so if they piss me off i would public it. they also can't comprehend why aemond would leave capital to begin with he was to fuck helaena during the war. huge bunch of helaemonds openly admitted they don't care about aemond, all they care about is helaena being with someone better than aegon. they don't understand aemond and his motives, they constantly trash aegon as worse than daemon and viserys combined so best to ignore them, their brains don't work anymore.

alys suffers from both teams cause both teams need a punching bag. tb does want every woman to uphold the patriarchy to just call them karens and they will be hugely disappointed because alys doesn't support the patriarchy so this argument works only with alicent and even helaena. tg is full of people with parasocial relationships with ewan and aemond as if any of them would ever have sex with them. they are jealous alys gets to have sex with him and they have to self insert into bland copy paste oc.

i feel really sorry for these writers who think writing alys as bad bitch will make their uninteresting self insert bland oc great or more shippable with aemond. how they are stuck in their black white thinking of the world when they write alys as smart, ambitious=bad bitch and oc naive, innocent, soft, submissive=great girlfriend material. it must be so boring to feel threatened by fictional character who isn't brainless like most of their ocs. so they need to cope by writing blushing virgin for aemond and that's how they convince themselves they'll find their aemond is real life. imagine how sad their life is!

Hi nonnie 🤗

This ask has been sitting in my inbox pile for ages; but fear not, I have finally unearthed it 😭

And honestly, there's not much to add - your words ring true and I couldn't agree more. Keep spilling that pipin' hot tea!

[cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien]

Solar Opposites: Ultra Opposites The Movie Ch. 10 (from @avaveevo)

Korvo and Janiz are coming up with ideas for the design of the Ultra Opposites HQ

Janiz: Wow. This HQ is gonna be amazing.

Korvo: I know. It isn't much but it's perfect.

Janiz: Yep. We just need to put the finish touches and we’re done.

AISHA and EVA appear

AISHA: Hey guys! How’s the HQ going?

Janiz: It's going good. Where's Terry?

EVA: Don’t know.

We then cut to Terry who is reading about Mundanes. Korvo comes in.

Korvo: Hey honey. You doing more research on your bloodline?

Terry: Pretty much.

Korvo: What else did you learn about the Mundanes?

Terry: They have a mega form...

Korvo: Really? A mega Mundane? You must’ve have one too.

Terry: Yeah. Cool.

Korvo: Well, I believe in you Terry. You can control this beast.

Terry smiles tearfully.

Terry: Thanks sweetie.

The husbands were about to kiss but then...

Terry: I love you-

Something shot the husbands that caused them to shrink as they scream.

Korvo: What the fuck was that?!

Terry: I don’t know but someone shrink us! Korvo, we gotta do something!

Suddenly, Terry is tied up

Terry: What the fuck is happening now?!

Two Wallian guards appear

Wallian Guard #1: Holt! We gotta you two now!

Korvo: What?! What are you talking-

Korvo gets tied up as the two husbands get taken by the guards.

Korvo: Let! Me! *eyes turn aquamarine* GO!

Korvo starts growling as his fingertips turn black as the two guards try to restrain him.

Wallian Guard #1: We can't restrain him!

Wallian Guard #2: Then just take the green one!

Terry: Oh no! Korvy! *gets taken by the guards* Don’t worry, I’ll come back for you!

Korvo: TERRY!

Korvo breaks down into tears. Suddenly, a woman named Mia appears and gasps upon seeing Korvo.

Mia: Oh my goodness! Are you okay?!

Korvo: *crying* No. My husband was taken away...

Mia: That's okay. I'll take you to Nova. She can do anything!

Korvo: N-Nova?

Mia: She's the Wall's leader. After the Bowinian Church was taken down, things have been...different but better.

Korvo: She can help me find Terry? Oh thank thank you!

Korvo hugs Mia while crying

Mia: Wow! I’m really good at this. I’m Mia by the way.

Korvo: Korvo. Nice to meet you.

Mia: Come. Let me take you to her.

Mia walks off and Korvo looks determined

Korvo: Hang on, Terry-bear.

Korvo then heads inside the wall as he grows amazed by the Wall village.

Korvo: Woah...

Korvo looks around and sees the Wallians and their amazing culture. He then sees a painting of Yumyulack and gasp.

Korvo: Is that...

Korvo sighs in dismay.

Korvo: For fuck's sake, Yumyulack...

Mia: Wait. You know him? *suddenly looks at the similarities back n forth* Wait. You’re Yumyulack’s father, correct?!

Korvo nods and sighs sadly

Korvo: I am so sorry. I had no idea he would go this far. I mean I am amazed by this culture. But, I’m sorry for what my son did you to you guys.

Mia smiles

Mia: D’aw it’s okay. He really made our lives more peaceful and stuff. Now come on, Nova is not far. She’s having a meeting with the council.

We then cut to the meeting. Inside the Council Room a group of Wallians gather around as a map of the Wall rises.

Wall Council: Council! Your attention! Sister Sisto, now Echo, has joined forces with Ophelia and is headed toward our Wall. Her new power will make her invincible. And now revived and swearing vengeance, we will be destroyed.

(Wallians gasp in horror)

Joan: Nova, what are we gonna do?

Nova: I will not let him hurt you. (walks down) Because, we are going to stop Echo and Ophelia.

Joan: How? Look at us. We're tiny.

Nova: I'm going to find a band of heroes to help us. Together, we'll annihilate those monsters.

Wall Council: There hasn’t been any heroes lately. It might be all for nothing..

Nova: I’ll find them. When I get here, I'll leave in the morning to find our band of warriors

Wall Council: Good Luck, Nova. For all our sakes.

Nova leaves the throne room then hears something. It was Korvo as she gasp.

Korvo: *slow-motion* Nova!

Nova screams and stabs Korvo as he cries out in pain.

Korvo: Fuck! You stabbed me! What the fuck?!

Nova: Oh my God! I am so sorry! I thought you were somebody else! I swear! Is your shoulder okay?!

Korvo: *holding his shoulder* N-no…

Nova: Here let me get that for you…

Nova wraps a bandage around Korvo’s bleeding shoulder.

Nova: Oh my God! You’re an alien.

Korvo: And my husband Terry, we accidentally got shrunk. And now he's lost somewhere in the Wall.

Nova: Then it's only a matter of time until he's captured by the guards. But you're in luck. I’ll go talk to them

Korvo: Great! Then take me to him!

Korvo: Well, now that that's out of the way, take me with you.

Nova: These guys are very tough. They are tough guys. They will eat you for breakfast. They won't even notice it properly. Cause you're an alien.

Korvo: You know what? Make fun of me all you want. But you're gonna help me find my husband. Please?

Nova: (realizes) Okay. I’ll help you.

Korvo: Is that a yea?

Nova: Mm-hmm. Come.

Korvo follows Nova to the Wall's murel

Korvo: Whoa. Your Wall has a huge history.

Nova sighs

Nova: Yeah… a history actually based on lies and deception and corruption ever since we came here.

Korvo: What happened?

Nova: Long ago, we ruled by the Duke, who thought was evil. But he wasn’t. He was a good man in the end. We were deceived by a false hero named Tim, who wanted power. The real hero was Cherie. A true warrior who was thought dead.

Korvo: Cherie?

Nova shows Korvo the painting of Cherie. Then, Korvo recognize her

Korvo: *gasps* Wait! That's the chef from Benihana!

Nova: Wait, you know her?

Korvo: I do...but how did she...

Nova: She got shrunk because Yumyulack didn’t want shrimp after Cherie gave it to her.

Korvo sighs

Korvo: Well to be honest that is true. He inherited that allergy from my late mother.

Nova: *gasps* Oh my God. I am so sorry. I'll have to explain that to Cherie...if I can find her...

Korvo: What do you mean? Where is she?

Nova: She's probably somewhere outside the Wall. But first, we must find her and your husband.

Korvo: Okay. Well, don’t worry, I’m sure will-

Korvo throws up

Nova: Oh my goodness! Are you okay?

Korvo: No...I've been throwing up a lot lately...

Nova: Don’t worry! Let’s find your husband and then-

Terry: *offscreen* GET OFF ME!

Korvo: *gasp in tears of joy* TERRY!

Nova: Terry? Who's Terry?

Korvo: My husband! The one I was telling you about! Come on!

Nova runs after Korvo. We then cut to Terry who is being restrained by the guards

Terry: *grunting while his eyes starts glowing orange*

Wallian Guard #1: Hold him down!

Terry: *crying in rage as his skin turns black and he starts growing bigger and muscular*

Wallian Guard #2: What the hell?!

Terry roars as he fully transforms so to his Mundane form while his clothes and shoes rip apart as he roars loudly. The guards kept trying to restrain by wrapping ropes around his hands. Korvo and Nova arrive and gasp.

Nova: Holy shit! That’s your husband?!

Korvo: Yep! *runs up to Mundane Terry* TERRY!

Mundane Terry roars as he throws the guards down rips apart his restraints. Korvo gasps and runs up to his husband and soothes his face.

Korvo: Shh… it’s okay… I’m here…

Mundane Terry snarls but stops upon recognizing Korvo

Mundane Terry: *whining*

A tear falls down Nova's cheek

Nova: *smiling in tears at Korvo’s devoted love for Terry* Oh my God…

Korvo: I’m here *rubs Mundane Terry’s back softly* It’s okay my love…

Mundane Terry purrs

Korvo: There’s my Terry-bear…

Mundane Terry turns back into his Shlorpian form

Terry: Korvy… *kisses Korvo on the lips as they moan lovingly*

Nova smiles and hugs Terry

Nova: Thank goodness you’re okay.

Terry: Whoa. Who's this?

Korvo: This is Nova. She helped me find you.

Terry: Huh. Nice to meet you.

Nova: Nice to meet you too.

Terry: Thank you Nova. For reuniting me and my husband

Korvo smiles and kisses Terry on the forehead. We then cut to Ophelia's fortress where she is looking through her crystal ball.

Ophelia: Hmm… so Nova has found them?

???: Let me handle her. I have a score to settle with that bitch.

Ophelia: Very well…

We then cut to where Cherie and Montez are

Cherie: *senses something* Wh-what’s happening?

Montez: I don't know but we must head back to the wall for safety.

Cherie: On it! *picks up Pezlie* Come on Pezlie.

Pezlie: *coos*

Cherie and Montez head inside the Wall and his from the mysterious figure. The mysterious figure laughs evilly as she reveals herself to be...Sister Sisto?!

Sister Sisto: I’m back bitches!

Cherie gasps

Cherie: Sisto?!

Montez: *whispering* That’s impossible! Jesse killed her!

Korvo, Terry, and Nova arrive to see what's going on. Nova sees Sisto and gasps.

Nova: Sisto?!

Sister Sisto sees Nova and smirks evilly

Sister Sisto: Hello Nova.

Nova backs away in fear as Korvo stands protectively in front of her.

Korvo: Stay away from her whoever you are!

Sister Sisto: So you're the Legendary Super Shlorpian. Ophelia has wanted your power for days!

Nova: Huh? Wait. You’re a superhero?!

Korvo: That's right! *transforms into Legendary Super Shlorpian as Terry transforms into Solar Flare*

Terry/Solar Flare: Fuck off bitch!

Sister Sisto laughs evilly

Sister Sisto: Prepare to meet the wrath of Echo!

Sister Sisto transforms into Echo as she laughs evilly and traps Legendary Super Shlorpian and Nova.

Nova: Hey! No! Let us go, Sisto!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Why are you doing this?!

Sister Sisto/Echo: Oh. You want a lullaby? Well... I don't see why not.

When I walk past a mirror, I scare myself

I'm the queen of mean

Don't care about anybody other than meIsn't that lovely?

Don't ask me to be nice, I don't want toI don't play fair

I'm giving you the heat you can't handle

And I don't care

I'm a villain (glamorous and mean)

I'm a villain (evil as can be)

Darling, I'm a villain (make you shiver through your teeth)

Don't you cry now, it will all be fine

I'm a villain

I'm a villain

Hush, little Wallian, don't say a word

Or you'll get cursed

Can you feel the flames getting closer?

Ain't that the worst?

Don't ask me to be nice, I don't want toI don't play fair

I'm giving you the heat you can't handle

And I don't care

I'm a villain (glamorous and mean)

I'm a villain (evil as can be)

I'm a villain (make you shiver through your teeth)

Don't you cry now, it will all be fine

I'm a villain

Ooh, I'm a villain

I'm a villain

[laughs evilly]

Oh, I'm so scary.

Terry/Solar Flare: Let my hubby and new friend go!

Echo laughs evilly as Solar Flare growls as his eyes glow orange then his skin turns black and he grows bigger and muscular as he rips apart his suit and roars. Echo gasps but then grows impressed.

Sister Sisto/Echo: Nice form… for a monster. *chuckles evilly*

Mundane Solar Flare snarls at that response as he roars and punches Echo. This causes her traps to fall apart and Legendary Super Shlorpian and Nova are free. Mundane Solar Flare manages to keep his anger under control as he runs up to his husband.

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Sweetie! Are you hurt?!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: No. I'm fine.

Mundane Solar Flare notices the bandages on Legendary Super Shlorpian's shoulder

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Oh dear. What happened to your shoulder?

Nova: That was my fault. I accidently stabbed him.

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: You did? Oh I’m sure you didn’t mean it. But why did you stab my husband accidentally?

Nova: I thought he was someone else and

Sister Sisto/Echo: *getting back up* FUCKING SAVAGE ANIMAL!

Nova gasps

Nova: Look out!

Echo is about to attack but Cherie punches her, knocking her out

Nova: *gasp* Cherie?

Cherie: Nova?

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Cherie?!

Cherie: How do you know who I-

Legendary Super Shlorpian grabs Cherie, as they, Solar Flare and Nova head to the backyard.

Cherie: What's going on?!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Your people are in danger! Ophelia and Echo are coming after us!

Cherie: I know who Echo is but who's Ophelia?

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: An evil empress! She wants our powers!

Cherie gasps

Cherie: Let me help you.

Nova: R-really?

Suddenly, a giant crow appears

Cherie: Oh shit! Crow! Quick! Head for shelter!

Solar Flare, Legendary Super Shlorpian, Cherie and Nova hides from the crow. Cherie and Nova grow thankful.

Nova: Wow. You saved us. Thank you.

Cherie: You guys really are heroes.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Why thank you-

Suddenly, Legendary Super Shlorpian starts barfing to the ground.

Terry/Solar Flare: Oh my God! Honey, you don’t look so good.

Nova: Don’t worry, I have something for you.

Nova does the pregnancy test the Wallians do on Korvo and then it makes a success.

Nova: Oh my goodness. You’re pregnant.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: I-I am? Oh my God! I had no idea!

Nova: Congratulations. I think you might have a new-

Suddenly, L.S.S.’s water breaks.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Oh my God. How long was I pregnant for?

Cherie: About… nine months?

Terry/Solar Flare: And we didn’t know? Oh my God! Korvo, does that mean-

Legendary Super Shlorpian goes into labor as he moans in pain.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: No! Not now!

Legendary Super Shlorpian cries out as Cherie gets out a blanket.

Cherie: Stay calm! Just breath in and out! Push! Push!

Legendary Super Shlorpian bites his arms as Solar Flare hold his hand.

Terry/Solar Flare: Okay honey, keep breathing.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: FUUUUUUUCK! OH GOD!

Legendary Super Shlorpian keeps pushing as blood spews out. Legendary Super Shlorpian cries out as the baby is finally coming out and Cherie manages to catch it with the blanket. The baby Shlorpian starts crying as Solar Flare and Legendaty Super Shlorpian burst into tears of joy and Legendary Super Shlorpian holds it.

Cherie: It’s a girl!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Shh… it’s okay. It’s okay.

The baby calms down as Legendary Super Shlorpian holds her close.

Terry/Solar Flare: She’s perfect. She’s like a flower of hope. I think we should name her… Lili. Little Lili.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Oh look she has the same skin color as you Terry.

Terry/Solar Flare: Yes. Yes she does.

Lili coos.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Wait a second. How do we explain this to the replicants?

Terry: Oh yeah and to Pupa and Sonya too?

Cherie: Huh? What are you talking about?

Cherie then gasp upon recognizing Korvo and Terry’s faces

Cherie: You're Yumyulack and Jesse's parents, aren't you?

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: *sigh* Yes. And don’t worry we didn’t know about this. We had no idea Yumyulack would go this far.

Cherie scowls but then her face softens as she looks at Lili who is cooing

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Plus I am sorry that our son shrunk you for giving him shrimp. But to be honest, he is allergic to shrimp. He inherited from my dead mother.

Cherie: *smiles* It's all good. We should head back before-

Suddenly, the sound of Pupa killing the crow is heard as the quartet peek from outside.

Nova: Whoa. That Pupa is a tough cookie...

Cherie: *sighs in relief* Thank you strange creature. Again.

Pupa: I like Lightning McQueen.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: We should probably head back and find a way to make us big again.

Meanwhile with Echo...

Sister Sisto/Echo: These fools are greeting more stronger! But don’t worry, we’ll have them at our grasp soon enough!

Ophelia: I hope so. I need that power!

Back with the quartet, they have just reached the Wall but are met with Wallians with toothpick spears

Terry/Solar Flare: Oh right. They still don’t trust us.

Jean: Stand down now.

Cherie: No it’s okay. We were wrong about these guys. They’re good people.

Terry/Solar Flare: Yeah! Drop your toothpicks! Now! *gets poked with a toothpick* OW! Hey!

Bucky: Silence! How could you two trust them after what their kids do to us?!

The Wallians shout in agreement. This causes Legendary Super Shlorpian to snap.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: ENOUGH! Let us tell you!

The Wallians go silent

Lou: Ha! You think your authority scares us?! Bucky and I know everything.

Nova: No it’s okay they are good aliens. Not bad ones.

Jean: Nova, please. That's enough.

Nova: But, they were was right, Jean They showed us a soul can improve They saw the light, Jean Checked all the boxes that you said would Prove a person deserves a second chance Now, we turn our backs, no second glance?

Jean: It's not as simple as you think Not everything is spelled in ink

Terry/Solar Flare: It's not fair, Jean! Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Careful, Terry, keep a cool head

Terry/Solar Flare: No! Don't you care, Jean? That just because someone is dead, it doesn't Mean they can't resolve to change their ways Turn the page, escape infernal blaze

Jean: I'm sure you wish it could be so But, there's a lot that you don't know

Bucky: What are we even talkin' about? Some crack-whore who fucked up already? He blew his shot, like the cocks in his mouth This discussion is senseless and petty

Bucky and Lou: There's no question to be posed He's unholy, case closed Did you forget that "The Wall is forever"?

Bucky: A man only lives once We'll see you in one month Gotta say, I can't wait to—

Jean: Bucky...

Bucky: Come down and exterminate you!

Nova: Wait!

Bucky: Shit!

Nova: What are you saying? Let me get this straight You go down there and kill those poor souls?

Terry/Solar Flare: You didn't know?

Bucky: Whoops! Lou: Guess the cat's out of the bag Bucky: What's the big deal?

Nova: Jean, tell me that you didn't know

Jean: I thought, since I'm older It's my load to shoulder

Nova: No.

Jean: You have to listen, it was such a hard decision I wanted to save you the anguish it takes to Do what was required

Nova: To think that I admired you Well, I don't need your condescension I'm not a child to protect Was talk of virtue just pretension? Was I too naïve to expect you To heed the morals you're purveying?

Terry/Solar Flare: That's what the fuck I've been saying!

Terry/Solar Flare and Nova: If Earth is forever, then the Wall must be a lie

Jean: Nova!

Terry/Solar Flare and Nova: If Wallians can do whatever, and remain in the Wall The rules are shades of gray when you don't do as you say When you make the wretched suffer just to kill them again

Terry/Solar Flare: I was told not to trust in Bowinians

Bucky: By her? Lou: Ha! She should know Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: We should go

Terry/Solar Flare: No! Don't you see? We've come so close Look at them fighting They're at each other's throats

Bucky: Don't you act all high and mighty Did you ever think your little husband might be a monster?

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Don't, Bucky, please!

Bucky: What's the fuss? Why hide the fact that you're a Super Shlorpian?

Nova looks at Legendary Super Shlorpian in shock

Nova: Wh-What?

Nova then realizes those black fingertips but doesn’t look scared. Nova hugs Korvo who smiles and hugs back. Montez comes by while holding Pezlie and is surprised by what is happening right now.

Montez: Is that...

Montez then suddenly see through the two alien husbands’ true colors and decided to give them a chance as he walks up to them. Bucky however isn’t allowing it.

Bucky: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!

Montez: Hey hey whoa whoa! What’s going on here?!

Terry/Solar Flare: Your friends here want us dead! Listen, we can help you become big again! All you have to do is-

Bucky: These two here are Yumyulack and Jesse’s parents! Do something!

Montez: I do plan to do something. I say we help them.

Bucky and Lou: WHAT?!

Pezlie: Mama! Mama!

Lili: *cries*

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Shh.. *soothes Lili* It’s okay Lili… daddy’s here…

Legendary Super Shlorpian then decided to sing a lullaby to his baby. Cherie smiles as Korvo soothes his new baby daughter.

[LEGENDARY SUPER SHLORPIAN]

Little sproutling, you are safe.

There is no to be afraid.

I am here right here in the night.

Don’t fear because I am here.

Little sproutling, it’s okay.

I will never go sailing away from you…

Lili falls asleep.

The Wallians: Aww...

Pezlie: *reaching to Cherie in joy* Mama!

Cherie: Pezlie! *shed tears of joy and kisses Pezlie on the forehead*

Montez smiles and kisses Cherie on the cheek

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Wait? You had a baby?

Cherie: Yes. It's Tim's baby but...you probably know what happened...

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Yes. Nova told us everyone. I am so sorry you had to go through all that.

The Wallians drop their toothpick spears. Then, a teenage Wall Girl named Sherbet peaks through the crowd while Bucky grows furious.

Bucky: I will not allow this!

Lou: Bucky, calm down.

Luckily, Cherie, Montez, Pezlie and Nova gets in a defense position in front of Legendary Super Shlorpian and Solar Flare.

Cherie: Back! The fuck! OFF!

Bucky growls and storms off.

Montez: *sighs* Don’t worry, they won’t bother you guys anymore.

Legendary Super Shlorpian and Solar Flare then prepares to leave, until Nova realized she has something to say to them.

Nova: Hey! Wait! I am so sorry about how they treated you back there. They're just not used to newcomers.

Cherie: Yeah. We'd like to help you return to your normal size and maybe you can help us become big again too, right?

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Of course.

Meanwhile, the Replicants and Sonya are looking for Korvo and Terry

Sonya: Korvo?! Terry?! Where are you guys?!

Yumyulack: Auntie Janiz, I'm scared...

Janiz: It’s okay Yumyulack. I’m sure your dads will be okay.

4 days later...

The kids were asleep until suddenly come shadows appear before them.

Terry: Hey kids.

Yumyulack and Jesse wake up and gasp. Sonya wakes up and gasp as well. It's Korvo and Terry with the Wallians.

Korvo: Hey kids.

Yumyulack, Jesse and Sonya: KORVO! TERRY! *hugs their dads in tears of joy*

Nova smiles

Yumyulack: Are you guys okay?

Korvo: Yeah, we're fine.

Jesse then notices Lili.

Jesse: Aw, is that a cute sproutling?

Korvo and Terry look at each other nervously.

Korvo: Um kids it turns out for the past 9 months, I was pregnant which would explain why I was throwing up. So this is your new baby sister Lili.

Yumyulack looks at his dads in shock.

Terry: Also, we got shrunk and Lili was born in the Wall.

Yumyulack: Wait, so you guys had a baby while you were in the Wall and we didn’t know?!

Cherie: Pretty much.

Terry: Yeah, your dad and I didn’t know either until we got shrunk.

Sonya: *smiling at Lili* Hello baby sister.

Lili: *coos*

The three siblings then falls in love with their new baby sister as she coos. Then, Pupa comes in and falls in love with his baby sister as well.

Pupa: Sister?

Lili: *giggles as she touches Pupa’s face, as he smiles at his new baby sister*

Janiz comes in and gasps

Janiz: Oh my God! A new baby?! I’m an aunt again. *picks up Lili who touches her face* Hi there sweetie. I’m your aunt Janiz.

Lili: *giggles*

Janiz: So, what do we do now?

Yumyulack, feeling bad for what he did, decides to apologize

Yumyulack: I’m sorry for shrinking all of you. And for shrinking one of you for giving me shrimp even though it turns out I am allergic. I’m really sorry.

Cherie gasps.

Cherie: Oh honey. It’s okay. I’m sorry I didn’t know you were allergic either.

Yumyulack and Cherie hug.

Cherie: Korvo, can you please show us around?

Nova: We would love for you to do it.

Korvo: I don't see why not.

The family then heads out with the Wallians to show them around. Later, Korvo and Terry are having sex.

Terry: *moaning* Baby you were so heroic! *moans*

Korvo: *moaning lovingly* Come on baby! Let me sex you so hard! Ooooh!

Terry: Yes! Yes! I'm gonna-

The two husbands the cum in ecstatic which caused turn into their monster forms as they roar and moan. Super Shlorpian Korvo giggles as he flaps his wings.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: You bad dirty Mundane… *gets his ass slapped seductively by Mundane Terry, which made him giggle*

The two monster aliens kiss and moan. Lili is then heard cooing. The two monster husbands then looks at Lili in her crib who is sleeping peacefully while sucking her thumb as they smile.

Mundane Terry: She's our little sprout.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: So are all five… Nighty night my love…

Mundane Terry: Good night...

The two monster alien husbands then snuggle with each other as they fall fast asleep.

[cyberneticatoms]

After getting the green light from Robin, Lio had immediately tried to convince him to come to the show to no avail. His best friend still a little salty over the whole Ian and Jovi thing. Lio really wasn't much like Quill when it came to the whole over analysing situations to his advantage. Bringing Ames was half purposeful to distract at least one member of the band and half just wanting someone he knew around. Eva had home field advantage so he needed at least one ally and Jesus fucking Christ maybe he was more like Quill than he thought.

Grabbing their drinks and just narrowly avoiding Gizmo and Val who seemed to be sending selfies to someone named Phelan. The two's legs almost tripping him multiple times. Sitting next to Eva and handing over her drink he snorted, "Doubt she needs me to wingman for her," he said shaking his head before raising a brow, "Robin is gonna be grouchy about that for a while but he'll get over it. Not like he can really be mad at Jovi's best friend forever. Least Ames isn't eyeing that twin, think then I'd be in the dog house with you."

LOCATION: The Obelisk (Secret Bar in Dahlia's Speakeasy) FOR: Lio Harker ( @cyberneticatoms )

Eva glanced around the space as she waited for Lio to return with their drinks. When she had first seen him in the crowd, she had gone through a gauntlet of emotions—shock at him being there at all, unexpected joy when catching she caught his gaze from afar and he smiled, and an unnerving sense of jealousy when she realised that he had brought Ames along with him. However, her annoyance only lasted as long as it took her to see the former Miss United States make a beeline for Ike after the set. Robin hadn't been lying about that part. Her interest was clearly elsewhere.

Her gaze moved from where the two of them were sitting at a table with Zel and Julie, Zel's arm slung casually around the back of his girlfriend's seat, passing by a Val who was sprawled out on the floor next to Gizmo, and finally ending at the corner were Ian and Trixie were talking, seemingly unaware of the rest of the world around them. If she had known that adding Lio and Ames would make the evening into five different dates, she might not have suggested it, but she wasn't exactly unhappy with the outcome. "It seems like your attempt to wingman for Miss USA over there is paying off," she said with a wry smile when he rejoined her. "It's not as impressive as getting both Jovi's and Ian's on-again off-again partners to pay attention to them. But it's impressive."

[breitzbachbea]

I just spent two hours of my life on this for no apparent reason, so quality control be damned, I am not keeping this to myself.

Charlie got himself into quite a predicament with his halloween costume idea, so Harry has to cut him out of it. Basically just an excuse to write bestie bickering. Some Charco softporn at the end.

"Look," Charlie finally said into the silence, and immediately had the reigns of the conversation taken from him by Harry:

"Mate, I'm looking at it like a car crash."

"It is a car crash, like, unexpected, not planned, I broke something and I am pretty sure I cannot feel my legs anymore. So please just cut me out of that thing."

Harry kept staring at the disturbingly tight priest outfit for another moment and sighed deeply, arms akimbo.

"Harry, I wasn't joking with the not feeling my legs."

"Do you have no other friends?" Harry asked, stare something between incredulous, irritated and exasperated.

"Trust me, I also didn't want to have it come down to this," Charlie said when Harry grabbed the cloth scissors from the kitchen table. "But mum's at work, Eva's at work, I am not asking JJ and Shane's out of town. So you're my last hope."

"Abandon all hope ye who enter here - Where should I even start?"

"I guess just take it from the bottom," Charlie answered. "I'm not trusting you with a pair of scissors near my throat."

"Good call," Harry said but when he crouched down behind Charlie, he said:

"Oh, I think you don't want the view you get when you do it from that angle."

Harry frowned. "What's that supposed to mean?!"

"Neither of us wants to discuss our underwear choices but..." Charlie didn't finish and Harry groaned, before he scooted around.

"I'm gonna cut your fucking dick off for this," Harry said when he made the first cut.

"That's the one thing that doesn't feel cut off, thankfully."

"Don't worry, I'll get to it."

Harry cut through the fabric, annoyingly slow, but he didn't want to nip Charlie in the legs.

"And you really can't just... stretch until the seams burst?" Harry asked him.

"Believe me, I've tried, but the quality of this fabric and the stitching are wonderful." Charlie sighed. "Such a pity I gotta ruin it..."

"Could recycle it as a priest who's... I dunno. I always liked the idea of a revenant priest as a costume. I've clawed my way out of the grave since hell has spat me out for fhe sinful life I lead! Ya know?"

Charlie chuckled. "Charming. And true to life."

Harry had reached Charlie's knees.

"You can have the robes for that, if you want," Charlie said. "I think you cut them up, you should be able to fit in here. Sure, you really gotta cut up the skirt, but isn't that a plus anyway? Be slutty, show some leg."

"I'm not gonna be a slutty zombie priest, there's no horror in that."

"Not unless you're a choirboy, I guess."

"Do I really have to cut along your crotch?"

Harry looked up at Charlie, who gave him a pained look and nodded.

Harry sighed and kept cutting until he had nearly reached the end of his thighs. "You owe me for this."

"I can tell you already I owe you that I never tell anyone about this."

"Which would be a miracle with your flapping gob."

"I would have to clean it out with acid if the words 'Harry had to get his hands in my crotch' ever left it, so do not worry."

"Jesus christ!" Harry looked up at him again, precisely to avoid staring at his crotch. "Did you have to string that sentence together at all?!"

"Just - Just get on with it, okay?! We both want this to be over."

"You have no idea how much."

"Do believe me, I do."

Harry began to cut sideways from the top end of the split he had created, in the hopes of cutting alongside Charlie's thigh instead. Much to his dismay, the garment was VERY tightfitting.

"Did Marco make this?"

"Hm?"

"The robe, did Marco -"

"Oh, no."

"Then how the fuck did you get it this glued to your body?!"

"Well, it was bespoken-"

"Where, on gods green earth, on either of these goddamn islands, did you find a tailor that made you a formfitting priest robe?!"

"Weeell, the gay, church hating scene of Ireland make do," Charlie said with a pleased and knowing smirk.

"Okay - Okay but why... No, you know what, nevermind. Let's just get it done, I don't even want to know." Resigned to his fate, Harry returned to Charlie's front. He began to cut along the curve of Charlie's thigh until it met his hip. Carefully, inch by inch, he kept cutting higher and tried not to think about what he was so carefully maneuvering around.

He stopped once he had made it past his hips and sighed. Charlie sighed far louder.

"Can you get out of it now?" Harry asked and Charlie grabbed the fabric by the split, bunching it between his head before he pulled. He couldn't even make it past his navel however when his motions grew stiff.

"Not with those sleeves."

"Well, then cut them off!" Harry flipped the scissors and held them out to Charlie.

"It'd be easier if you did it."

With a groan, Harry got to his feet and grabbed Charlie's wrist. "Hold your arm straight out - To the side, you fucking moron."

"You didn't say that," Charlie said but bit his complaint back when Harry yanked his arm to the side. He cut along the sleeve until he reached the shoulder, where an idea reached him.

"I could keep going and do the same from the other side," Harry said. "Maybe then you could peel it off back and front."

Charlie seemed to contemplate it. "It's worth a try."

"Sure is. Hold still." Harry kept going past the seam and, again, inch by inch cut along Charlie's shoulder. When he reached the collar, he pulled the scissors out and took it between thumb and index finger. "Again, hold still." He felt Charlie swallow when he already made the first cut. Small cut by small cut did he go through the collar until he made it through.

"Alright, other side," Harry said and stepped to the other side while Charlie still caught his breath from holding it.

Once the Spiel had repeated on the other side, Charlie shook his arms. Aside from the sleeves peeling off and the upper part of the shirt bending over marginally, not much happened. Charlie pulled at it, but no muscle straining got him further out of it.

"Just... just cut it up at the front," he said with a defeated sigh.

"I hate you so much," Harry said and inserted the scissors back into the original cut by his navel.

"Christ, Harry, I don't need appendix surgery! Be careful, for fuck's sake!"

"I'm breaking my fucking wrist here!"

Frustrated, Harry ended back on his knees. As the cut progressed over his stomach, Harry steered closer to the middle of the body.

"Please keep it steady, I'd prefer accidental open heart surgery over a cut off nipple," Charlie said when he reached his chest." Because the cut off nipple is more probable and therefore far more terrifying."

"I don't know, is heart surgery so unprobable with me?"

Charlie swayed his head and nodded. "Good point."

"Stop wriggling." When Harry reached the collar, he just made a diagonal cut to the edge of the fabric.

Finally, the black robes hit the floor and Charlie let out a sigh that morphed into relieved laughter.

"Jesus fuck." Harry threw the scissors to the floor and shook his arms.

"I'm free! Oh fuck, I'm sweating. Oh my fucking goood."

Charlie ran his hands over his body and Harry looked away, trying not to process either that he was only wearing a jockstrap.

"You're so fucking stupid," he told Charlie.

"Ah, well,... overambitious in my sluttyness is what I'd call it."

"You sure that collar didn't cut off blood from your brain? Nah, wait, forgot you said your dick was fine."

Charlie laughed. "You still want the robe?"

"Absolutely fucking not, that shit's demonic. I'm going."

"Thanks again."

"Don't mention it."

"Oh, I won't."

One good thing about the cheap replacement he bought was its cheapness.

Charlie's breath sped up and his smile grew wider.

"Quite sinful, aren't you, Father?" Marco whispered into his ear before Charlie felt something sharp along his back. One of the metal attachments Marco had made with Lorenzo for his demon costum effortlessly teared the fabric.

"And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us," he said and panted. Ever faster when he felt Marco's fingers slide down his back, exposing his flesh.

"Non vuoi liberarti dal male," Marco whispered and Charlie bit his lip before he moaned.