#mcytblr elections 2

[breathinginsulfur]

One thing i forgot to mention in my qsmp dinner rant- do we think that Elquackity knew anything about the code attack? He seemed genuinely surprised when it happened

Like if the codes are from the federation, it makes sense that he goes and tried to fight the codes, because he’s trying to convince people that he has turned against them. But he seemed so confused that i cant tell lmao.

What do we think guys i’d love to hear some theories

[cupcraft]

you know ive been thinking of dsmpblr/mcytblr dash moments that i just love sm so here are some of my fav incidents.

1: the bedrockverse cupsmp mozzstick incident

2: the "if i get 2k followers ill change to cumsmp" bet and everyone (esp axle) destroying me

3: the cwilbur utah finale not only liveblog but the prestream liveblog where he kept delaying the stream and we were all dying over meta of a stream that didnt even happen yet

4: the cinnuon particle memes

5: every tftsmp liveblog

6: mcytblr elections

7: the Peak Survey Era

feel freeto list some of your own if youd like

[etoilesbienne]

hey man original mcytblr election said you have to have a running mate and seven whole policies before you can be named dictator of the world /silly

i have a running mate its @elmflowers we ran together in the original election ijust forgor and my seven policies

1. gay homoerotic art

2. lesbians

3. minecraft yourube

4. badboyhalo was right

5. make hybrid au of every character

6. objectify badboyhalo

7. we could learn a little from marx/engels yaoi

[maximuslazerbeamsyou]

Congratulations to Quackity for winning 2 streamys, 3 Eslands, the karmaland elections and the mcytblr sexyman award!! that's my streamer!!!!

[send-me-a-kae-via-subspace]

me n @mishrooom working very hard to elect joehills as mcytblr sexyman for his linkdin page. here is why he is like sans, a character known to be a tumblr sexyman

stick around for part 2! (this time with cecil from nightvale)

[beckyblah]

ngl between the lovejoy concert stuff and this mcytblr sexyman elections, im missing c!crimeboys and c!clingy. Especially like... season 2 dynamics.

[hollenka99]

2023 According to my Tumblr Archive

January

Sherlock Holmes finally entered the public domain in his entirety

Speaker of the House shenanigans in the US

Polls became a thing

The Last of Us show began airing

Panic! At The Disco disbanded (despite it only really being one person anyway)

The Tumblr Sexyman Tournament (Tumblr edition) ended with Cecil from WTNV beating Sans

February

The whole site smelled of vanilla extract for a while

I finally got the chance to see Puss In Boots: The Last Wish and fell in love with Death a month after the rest of the internet

A new Professor Layton main series game was announced after the fandom has been surviving on spin offs for far too long

Mcytblr was commiting just so much voter fraud in our own sexyman competition

March

Limited Life started

Gary Lineker called the government out for having facist policies and indirectly caused a massive walkout at the BBC

I discovered The Lion In Winter

QSMP started

Glue trap meme

April

The Mishapocalypse returned for the 10th anniversary

The 'this Barbie is' meme

Across the Spider-verse came out

Tucker Carlson got fired from FOX

The Writers' Guild of America voted to go on strike

May

The Tories got fucked over in local elections by losing over 1000 seats

An elderly couple sat in a church and were given hats

Queen Charlotte aired on Netflix

Generation Loss

June

Across The Spiderverse came out

I broke our coffee table and I'm still laughing about it

The Oceangate submersible

July

I watched Nimona (and read the comic it was based on too)

Puppet History came back for its 6th season

SAG-AFTRA joined in with the WGA's strike

Colleen Ballinger played her ukulele

I shared the Apollo 11 in Real Time website and it became my most popular post of the year which is cool

Ted Nivison and Eddy Burback revealed they went to every Margaritaville in North America

Months of memes finally culminated in Barbenheimer Day

Season 5 of The Dragon Prince

August

Season 2 of Heartstopper

Planet of the Bass

Tumblr got really into Tree Law for a few days

Charles Martinet retired from being Mario's voice

September

Trump's mugshot

Doctor Who released its trailer for the 60th anniversary

PJO did the same for the upcoming Disney+ show

October

Israel found a reason to intensify their genocide against Palestinians

BBC Ghosts returned for its 5th and final season

The WGA were able to get most of the strike conditions met

danandphilgames announced it was coming back after a 5 year hiatus

The clingyduo divorce arc began

Nerdy Prudes Must Die premiered

Secret Life began

Matthew Perry died

November

SAG-AFTRA were able to win their strike too

Suella Braverman finally got the sack

But somehow, David Cameron returned

Zack and Cody had their dinner reservation

Tommy wrote rpf about himself and Tubbo

American Arcadia was released

The first of the Doctor Who 60th anniversary specials said trans rights

December

Henry Kissenger finally fucking died

James Somerton and other plagiarists got absolutely called out

Wilbur Soot decided to drop an album without any warning

The 'they should have been at the club' meme

The Gȁvlebocken got pecked to death

Gonna be honest, the majority of my archive for this month is just. So Much Doctor Who.

[dominionsweep]

DOMINION SMP SEXYMAN BRACKET: ROUND 1, MATCH 7

Girl formerly possessed by the Void and guy who is made of butter. Yeah. Sure. This seems like a fair match.

(Remember: Consider your personal qualifications for a Tumblr or MCYTblr sexyman when voting, not just who you like more/who's more popular!)

KNOW YOUR CANDIDATES:

Jamie

Origin: Dragonborn

Elected queen of the server early into Season 1, and almost immediately implements a tax of "give me all your diamonds, yes all of them, all your diamond gear also, and do it every two weeks while you're at it."

Tried to stop everyone from killing the Ender Dragon, failed, exploded, and Came Back Wrong (aka, possessed by the Void). Able to do a really creepy voice filter whenever she wants and starts sacrificing animals to the Void during this time, as well as continuing to hoard diamonds.

Eventually exorcised via the combined effort of all Dominion members. Except she doesn't remember being evil. And then the apocalypse happens, she explodes again, and now she's a resident of the Outer End with no memory of anything that happened in the entire series. So that went great.

Sneve

Origin: Blazeborn

His character name is canonically Barry the Buttery Blazeborn. Everyone just calls him Sneve anyway. Despite being immune to fire he kind of wants to blow up the sun. Very shitposty video style.

Undoubtedly holds the record for "person that has to be reminded that Dominion is family friendly the most times." Quite possibly worse than other unrelated CCs at this in terms of toeing the line.

Can sneeze fire as of Season 2, and also has a glorious mustache in place of his perpetual :D face. His voice sounds exactly like how you would expect someone named Sneve to sound.

[roxytonic]

this is mcytblr-archive-- wanted to say for the critblr crowd that i don't intend to (and indeed couldn't) replace roxy in any way! they've been a very big inspiration and gave words to a lot of the phenomena that i noticed but could never quite grasp-- given this vocabulary, i initially wanted to break down mcytblr history through archival as someone who was there for it! however i realized recently that i am one man with a patchwork memory, and it would be a far more historically useful endeavor to take accounts from all over mcytblr. it's been fantastic thus far, and i can't believe the response i've gotten!

(that said-- the similarities between me and roxy are indeed numerous and striking. i blame our time in the gnfkitten mines and time spent lurking critblr and dlying, though roxy uses much bigger words than i do 😅)

Lowkey I would be totally fine if you replaced me and/or just used RADA as a stepping stone. Not sure if you read my "seeing like a state" post but I think a lot of my speculations were really just that -- speculation, without really putting boots on the ground and talking to people and interviewing them. And that I think already puts you a mile ahead of me

P.S. I just re-found my "mcytblr shenanigans" tag, I think I have some mcytblr elections stuff in there (which DTeamblr 2/3 Discord DEFINITELY manipulated, I was literally there lol)

[mcytblrelections]

Discord Invites

Original Election Discord: https://discord.gg/w9phyvFugM

Election 2 Discord (will be used more): https://discord.gg/k2QNamgDD6

[threadandswords]

All the people going “wait why did this turn into a roleplay??” clearly underestimated us, everyone on mcytblr is a theatre kid what did you think was gonna happen

[hermits-that-craft]

not to be That Person, but MCC (specifically Sapnap+Dream teams) remind me of the first MCYTblr Elections (and this current one). It’s unsettling.

[mesmir-ized]

[holds out my microphone to you] mir mesmir-ized who will you be voting for in the upcoming mcytblr elections and why will it be qlsc2021 !!!!

AHHHH !!!!!!! i am very inclined 2 vote for nyall because nyall r all so nice & mutuals :D

but also i think i accidentally signed up for two parties ???

& also i have no idea what is going on !!!! !! ! !. ,

so !!!!!.. my votes r confidential >:] /lh

[the-royal-bat-snake]

everybody makes smpblr trauma jokes but- guess whose very first alter actually showed up due to smpblr

the trauma is Real and confirmed

Smpblr was the Worst and I deserve to get money for having to deal with it. Slap on the fact I was also in the Hermitcraft fandom at the time which was going through the hermitshipping debates... we deserve veterans discounts and a free pass for AT LEAST one war crime

[betweenlands]

ah a fellow wizard maze escapee! i fully endorse your legitimate platform

our platform is entirely legitimate and extremely critical! <|:•)

remember! you are not immune to swampaganda. or wizards.