#mcyt sexyman tournament

[tower-of-deceit]

gg joe hills voters, congrats on the sexyman :]

[pixiemage]

Ah yes, the

MCYT Sexyman Tournament

How could I forget? 😌

[oso-berry]

I know ive been MIA for a while, but will you guys still be interested in going over the mcytblr sexyman tournament part 2 powerpoint that i made?

[pogbur]

guys go like submit me for @mcyt-blogger-sexyman-tournament or smth. itll be funny guys. itll be sooo funny. make propaganda. i dont even care if i win. id rather die horrifically honestly. just make propaganda. yknow. for the bit

@jinx---blackout---84 can you be my campaign manager? i have other options if no but your the first person i thought of

[icarian-angel]

OK so I did say that I too would draw all the mcytsexymancontest contestants in maid dresses if Joe won so obviously I have to uphold my promise. However. Would you like regular maid or catmaid

[save-the-spiral]

send in proof in a post/ask that you’ve voted for Dyvim Whitehart in @ravenwoodalum‘s one in a million tournament and I will write a drabble/oneshot/headcanon post as well as I am able in response.

Send me links or a hashtag for your own ocs if you’d like me to write about them, tell me a school or character (that I know about, so Khrysalis and below), or even be based and tell me one of my own ocs to write about. Goes for pirate101 as well (though I’ve played the whole game so, anything goes there). Even just a word or song to go off of works as well.

[munchkin1156]

guys vote for Scar pretty pretty pretty please I made art

GoodTimesWithScar:

Submitted for: Hermitcraft, New Life SMP, Pirates SMP, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life

Headcanons: Trans man, he/him/any; Transmasc Demi-boy, he/fae/vex; Nonbinary, any pronouns; Transmasc, he/it

Propaganda: “The scitties are real and he loves them very much. Also he's both an elf and vex, there's no way he's cis.”

“Transmasc T4T Scarian [the submitter’s] beloved.”

“Transmasc Scar with he/it pronouns :D and also doesn’t bind or want top surgery!”

“Transfem 3L!Scar: she keeps taking her shirt off because Grian will always yell at her to put it back on, and being yelled at about not being allowed to be shirtless in public makes her feel very womanly.”

Joe Hills:

Submitted for: Hermitcraft

Headcanons: Unlabeled, any pronouns; Gender-non-conforming, pronouns not specified

Propaganda: Uses any pronouns irl

“Joe hills gives [the submitter] the weirdest gender envy imaginable, vote for him.”

[gumy-shark]

having mutuals who’ve never touched the mcyt fandom is so fun for me it’s like an entire cultural experience i’ve had. every so often i remember how many of my Beloved Mutuals don’t know about the mcytblr sexyman tournament. or scitties. they don’t know about the whoreslut survey.

[flowerfelled]

Highlights from the entire MCYT Sexyman Tournament

Before the Tournament Began (Nomination Phase):

-Goodtimeswithscar getting over 2000 nominations for the poll

-Two people's minecraft ocs were nominated, and one of those ocs actually got into the competition

-The runners of the poll telling people not to tell the CCs about this, only for every CC to find out about this poll and start rallying their fans to vote for them

-Joe Hills got very jealous that Scar had more votes than him to the point where he literally used Tumblr Blaze to promote himself, and posted a video of him swimming in a pool on his blog

-Technodad also encouraging people to vote for his son after finding out about the polls

The Main Tournament:

-Dream getting absolutely decked by Seepeekay (deserved)

-Clownpierce and Tubbo's poll ending in 50% by 50% where the people running the poll had to go into the polls literal code to find out that Clownpierce won by only 18 votes

-Clownpierce getting beaten out by Aimsey in Round 2 immediately afterwards

-Quackity and Schlatt losing their polls at first, only for people to churn out propaganda, and getting them the wins by very close calls

-The Dominion SMP fandom made alliances with other fandoms (the Lifesteal fandom being one of them) to try and get Vikingpilot more votes

-JimmySolidarity looking at the polls and seeing that someone called him a "wet paper bag of a man"

-Martyn voting for his friends in the polls

-One Tumblr blog made a straight up news channel for the polls

-Someone else also made an easier way to read votes on polls

-Another person converted the voting data into line graphs

-Scott calling Jimmy a queerbaiter when their characters went up against each other

-The Scar vs Techno fight, the Wilbur vs Joe fight, and the Grian vs Quackity fight, all happening in the same round

-Huge amounts of voter fraud

-Grian winning his fight with Quackity, only for Quackblr to change the tides in the last few minutes (perhaps one of the craziest fights I have ever seen)

-The poll made it onto Tumblr trending

-Quackblr made an alliance with the Ethogirls, which eventually led to fanart of Quackity and Etho together, along with a few "infamous" edited photos (you know what I'm talking about)

-The voter fraud in the poll eventually lead to the possibility of Tumblr actually dealing with the pornbot situation

-The whole entire event had powerpoint presentations for peoples favorite blorbos, propaganda, fanart, alliances, even a few written oneshots

-Literally just every poll with Quackity

-Other people made polls inspired by this one (@mcytblrcringefail as one example)

-The fact that the poll literally revived the entire fandom

-The poll became canon in Jimmy’s 30 day Minecraft Hardcore server

-And most importantly, Joe Hills, the one MCYT who did the most campaigning, won the polls against Scar

Thank you @mcytblrsexymen. You have done an amazing job.

[kittyb1tz]

Hey guys should i make a tournament like the mcytblr sexyman one except with popular mcyt bloggers?

[staringamassivemistakeintheface]

I came to the fandom after the sexyman tournament had run its course, so I know that it was a wild time. But Joe actually posted shirtless pictures?

…Why am I even surprised, that is a very Joe thing to do.

Lmao, I mean, at this point, you should do a powerpoint presentation on how to best commit voter fraud.

I'm sure I couldn't say. But there's been whispers in the tags of a thing called mcytblr sexyman - I bet the DSMP fans would be happy to explain, if you asked them politely.

[mcytblrconfessions]

The mcyt sexyman tournament was the peak of mcytblr and it’s insane to think it’s closer to turning one year old than not

[mcyt-gender-showdown]

gtws needs to win this just because it’ll be the successor to how he reacted to getting second place in the mcyt sexyman tournament

“the what? the who and the what? is this a joke? they think im gender? Why did no one tell me about this? Chat, stop Scattering!” then going up to his friends and bragging about it when he doesn’t know what it is while they do

if goodtimeswithscar finds out about this competition i’m deactivating my account

[oso-berry]

YOUR MCYTblr SEXYMAN POLL RESPONSES ARE HERE

I finally got my shit together and figured out a way for you guys to see the poll responses. I hope you all had a lot of fun with these polls! i had a bunch of fun running this and streaming your opinions. I will be streaming your part 2 responses tomorrow(2/17) at 12pm PST. I hope to see you guys there :)

[mcytblrsexymen]

[ID: seven infographics, detailed below]

[ID: Infographic titled Mcytblr Sexyman Tournament, Preliminary Results, with the stats Total Nominations: ~16,000, Total Unique Nominations: ~780, Total Unique Nominations with 100+ votes: 35, Total Unique Nominations with 50+ votes: 56, Total Unique Nominations with a single vote: 437, 75+ Servers.]

[ID: An infographic about the mcytblr sexyman bracket, titled Round One at a Glance: total votes cast: 255,131. Average votes per Match: 3,986. Most voted match: CPK vs Dream, with 11,605 votes. Closest Race, ClownPierce vs Tubbo, 50/50. Biggest Sweep: LD Shadowlady, 91 - 9. The contestants are listed in order of votes recieved. They go: CPK, LD Shadowlady, Zedaph, Miss Trixtin, Niki Nihachu, fWhip, F1nn5ter, Eddie the Rabbit, ConnorEatsPants, GeminiTay, Awesamdude, Iskall85, Charlie Slimecicle, VintageBeef, Grumbot, Xornoth, FoolishGamers, Sneegsnag, OwengeJuiceTV, Clownpierce, Tubbo, Hbomb94, TinFoilChef, Skizzleman, ZloyXP, Illumina, Shubble, Herobrine, RTGame, JoJoSolos, Punz, PeteZahHutt, CaptainPuffy, Evil X, Stressmonster, BadBoyHalo, Dream, Joey Graceffa, Welsknight, Sapnap, Fundy, Katherine Elizabeth, XBcrafted, Bekyamon, Papa Caspicito, Helsknight, VikingPilot, ItzSubz_, Branzycraft, Hypnotizd, Karl Jacobs, Stampy*, BigBSt4tz, Fruitberries, SaintStarling, Reddoons, Jack Manifold, Laurance Zvahl, Rythian, Legundo, HitTheTarget, Reignex, Xephos, Ashswag.]

[ID: infographic titled Round Two At A Glance. Average Votes Per Match: 5,991. Total Votes Cast: 383,455. Most Voted Match: Schlatt v Zedaph: 16,548 votes. Closest Race: Martyn InTheLittleWood v Charlie Slimecicle, 49 - 51, and Schlatt v Zedaph, 51 - 49. Bigest Sweep: ZombieCleo, 90 - 10. Most Total Votes: rounds 1 & 2, Zedpah, ~14,800 votes. All vote totals are listed in order from greatest to least, which is: Technoblade, GoodTimesWithScar, ZombieCleo, Joe Hills, BDoubleO100, PearlescentMoon, MumboJumbo, ScottSMajor, Ethoslab, CaptainSparklez, Docm77, Renthedog, Jschlatt, Oli Orionsound, Joel SmallishBeans, Zedaph, Grian, MythicalSausage, Quackity, WilburSoot, Philza, Charlie Slimecicle, Pixlriffs, LDShadowLady, Eret, Martyn InTheLittleWood, TangoTek, FalseSymmetry, Xisuma, Iskall85, AimseyTV, Ranboo, Keralis, Jimmy Solidarity, ImpulseSV, Xornoth, Cubfan135, GeminiTay, fWhip, Sneegsnag, FoolishGamers, Clownpierce, Niki Nihachu, ConnorEatsPants, TinFoilChef, Hbomb94, Shubble, OwengeJuiceTV, RTGame, SeaPeeKay, Katherine Elizabeth, F1nn5ter, MissTrixtin, Grumbot, JoJoSolos, Illumina, VintageBeef, Awesamdude, Eddie the Rabbit, PeteZahHutt, Skizzleman, VikingPilot, ItzSubz_, ZloyXP]

[ID: infographic titled Round Three At A Glance. Total Votes Cast: 259,428. Average Votes Per MCYT: 8,107. Most Voted Match: Mythical Sausage v Quackity: 21,018 votes. Closest Race: Pixlriffs v Charlie Slimecicle, 49 - 51, and BdoubleO100 v LDShadowlady, 51 - 49. Bigest Sweep: MumboJumbo, 78 - 22. Most Total Votes: rounds 1 - 3, GoodTimesWithScar, ~24,100 votes. MCYTers are listed in order of votes received. In order, they are: GoodTimesWithScar, Technoblade, MumboJumbo, Quackity, Ethoslab, Grian, ZombieCleo, MythicalSausage, PearlescentMoon, WilburSoot, Charlie Slimecicle, ScottSMajor, Pixlriffs, Joel SmallishBeans, Joe Hills, Renthedog, Jimmy Solidarity, Docm77, TangoTek, BDoubleO100, Ranboo, LDShadowLady, Philza, Oli Orionsound, FalseSymmetry, Eret, Xisuma, Jschlatt, AimseyTV, CaptainSparklez, Keralis, ImpulseSV.]

[ID: infographic titled Round Four At A Glance. Total Votes Cast: 203,383. Average Votes Per MCYT: 12,711. Average Votes Per Poll: 25,423. Most Voted Match: GoodTimesWithScar v Technoblade: 46.459 votes. Closest Race: Joe HIlls v WilburSoot, 50 - 50, Grian v Quackity, 50 - 50, and GoodTimesWithScar v Technoblade, 51 - 49. Bigest Sweep: MumboJumbo, 63 - 37. Most Total Votes: rounds 1 - 4, GoodTimesWithScar, ~47,800 votes. MCYTers are listed in order of votes received. In order, they are: GoodTimesWithScar, Technoblade, Quackity, Grian, Joe Hills, WilburSoot, MumboJumbo, Ethoslab, ZombieCleo, BDoubleO100, Docm77, Joel SmallishBeans, Renthedog, PearlescentMoon, Charlie Slimecicle, ScottSMajor.]

[ID: infographic titled Round Five At A Glance. Total Votes Cast: 131,996. Average Votes Per MCYT: 16,495. Average Votes Per Poll: 32,992. Most Voted Match: Joe Hills v Quackity: 61,775 votes. Closest Race: Ethoslab v MumboJumbo, 51 - 49, Joe Hills v Quackity, 50 - 50. Bigest Sweep: GoodTimesWithScar, 80 - 20. Most Total Votes: rounds 1 - 5, Quackity, ~65,200 votes. MCYTers are listed in order of votes received. In order, they are: Joe Hills, Quackity, GoodTimesWithScar, ZombieCleo, Ethoslab, MumboJumbo, BdoubleO100, Docm77]

[ID: infographic titled Round Six At A Glance. Total Votes Cast: 46,057. Average Votes Per MCYT: 11,514. Average Votes Per Poll: 23,027. Most Voted Match: Joe Hills v ZombieCleo: 24,964 votes. Closest Race: ZombieCleo v Joe Hills, 48 - 52. Bigest Sweep: GoodTimesWithScar, 61 - 39. Most Total Votes: rounds 1 - 6, GoodTimesWithScar, ~78,000 votes. MCYTers are listed in order of votes received. In order, they are: Joe Hills, GoodTimesWithScar, ZombieCleo, Ethoslab]

[next-top-sexyman]

WHO WILL BE THE NEWEST TUMBLR SEXYMAN?

Have you ever seen a character and thought "it's a good thing no one outside of the fandom knows who this character is or they'd definitely be a Tumblr Sexyman!" Well, this is your chance to change that!

This tournament will bring awareness to all those forgotten would-be Sexymen.

Rules

I feel like we shouldn't have to say it at this point, but no real people (including MCYT), no H*rry P*tt*r.

Also if you want to nominate a live action character, you'd better have a really good case for it

"Sexyman" is a gender-neutral term, go wild

Characters won't get in if I decide they're too popular (okay UPDATE because apparently you people lack reading comprehension: if the average non-fan of the thing the character is from has heard of the character, they probably don't qualify)

Submissions open until I decide there's enough

(Also I'm not gonna say anyone's an automatic entry, but the selection process will be weighted in favor of a couple of characters I've already selected)

inspired by: @chuunibyou-showdown @genderenvyelimination @menstitsbracket @autismswagsummit