#MCYT Sexyman Tournament

[pixiemage]

We're back with another episode from MCNN, working alongside the rest of the team to keep you all updated on the goings-on during the MCYT Sexyman Tournament! I hope you've all been taking the break between polls to get some much-needed rest and relaxation before things kick into high gear again!

@salemoleander

[tower-of-deceit]

gg joe hills voters, congrats on the sexyman :]

[dragonindigo245]

o7 Technoblade. Your loss was to a worthy opponent.

Gg GTWS simps.

[oso-berry]

I know ive been MIA for a while, but will you guys still be interested in going over the mcytblr sexyman tournament part 2 powerpoint that i made?

[letluigisaythefword]

ok. listen. mumbo and grumbot face off would be so fucking funny. please.

[tallaroo]

FWHIP SWEEP IF HE WINS I WILL DRAW VAMPIRE FWHIP SO MUCH I PROMISE

Vote for him RIGHT NOW do it

Do It

[pogbur]

guys go like submit me for @mcyt-blogger-sexyman-tournament or smth. itll be funny guys. itll be sooo funny. make propaganda. i dont even care if i win. id rather die horrifically honestly. just make propaganda. yknow. for the bit

@jinx---blackout---84 can you be my campaign manager? i have other options if no but your the first person i thought of

[thedeadestmeme]

I am once again asking you to vote for Joel Smallishbeans.

Listen. I love Bdubs too, but hear me out.

In Empires Season 1, he made a terrible disstrack. Just because one of the other dudes on the server called him poor. And it ended with him flirting with the guy, then saying “disstrack? more like kisstrack;))”

In that same season, he built a massive statue of himself in Jimmy’s Cod Kingdom bc he misunderstood the assignment to “build on this tiny space something that represents your kingdom:))”. And he built a huge replica on himself holding a salmon. It took up two platforms and made him look like a god in the kingdom bc it was bigger than most of Jimmy’s builds ahsjskf

The worst part was this wasn’t the first time he built something way too big. He just gets really into builds and forgets to scale his them down, so most of his stuff is just accidentally massive.

In Empires Season 2, he bullies a toy sheriff on the regular. Dude, he’s a literal god of thunder, but he spent entire days building a huge sky background as a prank. And then!! He’ll flirt with that same sheriff bc like?? Wasn’t it always flirting???

In Third Life, he had zero (0) friends. But he had a lot of dogs!!

In Last Life, he got cursed to be bloodthirsty, so naturally he thought “lmaooo let’s prank my wife ùwú” and failed so hard that he spent the rest of the season as a sad wizard that lived in a mountain.

In Double Life, his soulmate was Kakashi from Naruto— Wait, that’s Etho. Anyway, he was so proud of his husband that he wore a shirt of Etho’s face. And they built a ship to live in?? And it was literally called The Relation Ship. And yes, they did commit arson and crimes together! It was a bonding activity for them<33

And just so you know, this man is SUCH a malewife. He will literally do everything in his power to spoil his wife, but also his boyfriends??? He spoiled Etho by building him an entire ship and wearing a shirt of his FACE. He’s such a SIMP.

He looks like a wet cat, dresses in skrunkly fashion, and he’s got dogboy energy!

Vote for Joel Beans!! He’s pretty neat!

[entityredacted]

Fellow Europeans who are just waking up and haven't voted yet, I need you guys to make Xornoth defeat Ranboo in the sexyman polls, european Xornoth sweep bitches

[a-moth-called-mof]

Shoutout to tntduo and Grian and Joe Hill for making two of the hardest decisions I'll ever have to make

[pixiemage]

Ah yes, the

MCYT Sexyman Tournament

How could I forget? 😌

[icarian-angel]

OK so I did say that I too would draw all the mcytsexymancontest contestants in maid dresses if Joe won so obviously I have to uphold my promise. However. Would you like regular maid or catmaid

[dragonindigo245]

I know you guys wanna vote Scar but vote the Blade!

Elbows are hotter than man tits.

Technoblade is a sexyman. He's been made that way via the fandom. Have you SEEN the battle scarred, long pink haired, and frankly attractive warrior people designed him as?

He's an anthropomorphic pig! That means he's a furry!

His dad is watching and cheering his son on. Would you really wanna disappoint Technodad?

Finally, how funny would it be if a dead guy beat 95 other competitors? That would be legendary.

[oso-berry]

MCYTBLR SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT ENJOYERS

I NEED YOUR HELP!!! I want your guys’ opinion on the polls like who is actually more of a tumblr sexyman in your opinion or just you opinion in general. I put all of the brackets for each round so you can ramble all you want on who is truly a tumblr sexyman. I will be putting this on a powerpoint for my stream tomorrow (2/8) at 4 pm PST at twitch.tv/osoberry

[neoflames]

I’m sad that Martyn and Pix got out so I’m doing a poll, who is the most tumblr sexyman- Martyn InTheLittleWood or PixlRiffs?

(I’ll probably do one for Oli and Jimmy as well I’m just bored)

[tallaroo]

*pockets money* anyways