#mcprincess

[the-pearl-houzuki-ask-blog]

📌 PINNED INTRO + RULES

YO YO YO!!! MCPrincess in the building! 👑🦑

A.K.A The Baroness of Bars, A.K.A MC Warm Breakfast, A.K.A Pancake Queen, A.K.A-- Pearl!

I've been feeling boooored out of my mind lately, so what's better than openin' up an ask blog?

NOTHING!!!!

BUT Before you go nuts with the asking, I think it's best I throw down some rules for the weirdos n curious squiddos out there...

ABSOLUTELY NO NSFW. There will be no exceptions. Anything sexually explicit or graphic will be ignored or deleted.

OOC questions can be asked sometimes! But I would suggest going to the owners blog and asking there. Owner will be linked at the end. To help with organization, OOC posts will start with "🧑:"

Posts about Pearlina are allowed, for I myself am a heavy Pearlina shipper, but every question will be answered in the most canonical way possible. I would also prefer, if you for the most part stray away from constant shipping questions, but that's just my preference.

This is a parody, but NOT a roleplay account. I'm not going to answer roleplay asks.

I'm going to try my best to stay as close to canon as possible. Any asks mentioning lore-important things that haven't been confirmed in the Splatoon franchise will not be answered. Possibly SOME exceptions to smaller things.

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Anything I missed is pretty cut n dry. Just be good and we're chill!

OWNERS BLOG: @starscape724

OWNERS VRCHAT BLOG: @starrcrunch

OWNERS SPLATOON FAN PROJECT: @projectpeak

(Side note: If you followed/knew about a DJ Octavio ask blog that got shut down about a year ago, hi! That was me. The blog was taken down because I was a bit overwhelmed with the asks, and got many of the same questions being against the pinned rules.)

(I don't plan on bringing the Octavio blog back, so I'll be sticking to this one for now. Pearl is my all-time favorite character and she's a huge comfort for me, so I think this'll make me happy to run.)

I'll catch you squid-kids on the flip side! And remember...Don't get cooked, stay Off the Hook!! 🐙🦑

[faberkins]

they created connor mcdavid in a lab to be so princess

[hamletphase]

splatoon tumblr dashboard simulator

🤡 aerospraypro

they should invent a version of turf war where we don't splat each other :(

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#i just want to paint #talks

🌊 officialdeepcut ✅

🌊 officialdeepcut ✅

if shiver wins again i'm going to splat myself

🦈 sharkbait420

wrong account, frye

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🫶 mrblobloblob Follow

Not to doxx myself but i really should have looked into why rent at flounder heights was so cheap. just found a super chump attached to my front door.

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#this is literally moray towers all over again

🐻 grizzco✅ Follow

We at Grizzco Industries are devoted to doing absolutely everything in our power to create a brighter future. That's why we have decided to start an official blog here on Squidblr, and are beginning a test phase of company-mandated posting. Chosen workers will have approximately ten seconds between waves to make text posts and memes to share with their happy little coworkers. App posts will be found under the hashtag #grizzco is life !

Now get back to work!

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#grizzco loves you #grizzco is life #work at grizzco #power eggs #anti salmonid

🍉 hotlantisemployee69 Follow

song that goes bang bang bing bang bing bang bing bing bing bing bing bing bang

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#tetraposting #wow i did not expect this to get this many notes #1k #5k #10k #15k

🦑 squidsister-updates Follow

Marie and Callie spotted heading into their Inkopolis recording studio with Big Man of hit Splatlands sensation Deep Cut. This is big news following their recent collab with "Ian BGM," who many have theorized to be Big Man.

🤭 theeeldeal

now wait a damn minute 🫵

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👑 mcprincess

pronouns suck lol

🎧 djhyperfresh✅

I love you but please turn off your phone. please stop this. i know this isn't your heart.

👑 mcprincess

youre mom suck me good and hard thru my jorts

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☹️ agent8 Follow

where am i

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🫀 ihatemyjob

AAAAAAAAAAAAA 🍣

#grizzco is life

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[planetpanini]

Koi’s a liar pt 2 ft. MCprincess!

[dapper-lil-arts]

pinkie pie you are the only motherfucker who can handle me in this mcprincess’s right now

Sunset Shimmer had way too many mcprincess nuggies and fries!!

[24-sourcandy-octopi]

so i was getting mad about how any video of “wHaT iF oRdEr WoN?” And it’s just an ai pearl cover of unconsous.

I want a chaotic original song called “Knocked Out” where in the fight, pearl absolutely spits bars, lets out super sonic sound booms to fuck you up and even screams at you with her mcprincess cannon.

So I started thinking. And the thinking went deeper than just the song, so may I present,

Project Corrupt Files!

Basicaly, it’s the replacement for side order if order won.

Not everything has been sketched out yet, I do most of my sketching when I’m bored at school, but I want to expand on this idea so much.

[not-someones-shadow]

Vanitas' contacts

(post Xehanort cus let's be real that old raisin wouldn't let him have a phone)

Opal and Star = Thing 1 and Thing 2 (one contact)

Sora = Star Boy

Riku = The McAsswipe

Kairi = The McPrincess

Ventus = Ventass

Terra = That Guy

Aqua = Bitch

Roxas = Roxass

Xion = Xion

Naminé = Namine

Axel = Reno or whatever the fuck his name was

Repliku = Who?

[askdreamsans]

WHATS GOOD?!

Peeped your account for a sec and noticed you having some technical trouble AND you aren't too familiar with some internet lingo. Yiikes.

Lucky for you, I can help! I'm pretty decent with all that tech junk but I know somebody who's even better!

Super jump over to @the-pearl-houzuki-ask-blog and shoot me a message if you need help fam!

MCPrincess, OUT!

Ah, thank you MCPrincess! Surely I will be just like the rest of my peers. I will finally be able to work with this technology just as them!

(🍖:Check out my bf's Splatoon blog!)

[deweyduck]

least favorite lightning child

mcprincess lightning

ask me my least favourites

[robertsbarbie]

were lightning mcprince and lightning mcprincess invited to cher's birthday party?

well of course however lightning mcprince had to attend the grammys and was unable to attend :/

[inkfriskmama]

PFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT……………*heads to my room to laugh and comes back looking at pearl* @mcprincess-official I’ll give you 50 bucks if you can torture him more he needs to be punished

Day 25

[the-scrappy-stinger]

The Royal Hostage Has Vanished: The Black Wolf Knight Yearns for the Persecuted Princess

If you read manhwa, you might be thinking "Hey, I know that guy! That's the cold black-haired red-eyed duke from the North territory who's efficient yet cool to his subordinates and secretly has a tender heart and falls in love with the main girl!"

Well you're RIGHT!

THE PREMISE: Main Girl... she had a weird name I think lemme look it up- no, her name is normal, she's just Sonia. But HIS name is Ark McGuine of the country of BRIGANDIA.

I like to headcanon that the bandits overthrew the monarchy and now it's all an anarcho-syndochist commune, but of course it isn't.

So Bark McWolfknight falls in love with the missing princess because she was abused and lonely and sad and all alone and it's SO SAD that he can't help falling in love with her even when she's OBVIOUSLY dead from that carriage attack and she's right over there. She's living under a new name with her old nanny and coach driver. She's fine. They fall in love for some reason.

I skipped because even though this is supposed to be Generic Fantasy Light Novel Not-Germany Land, they all talk like modern teenagers? Like I dunno how much of that is translation choice or not, because I skipped a bunch, but I DO know that I skipped a fuckin' BUNCH and went 2/3rds of the way into the book?

Back and McPrincess were having hot dogs.

Hot dogs that they bought from a hot dog vendor.

In the city park.

In front of the Generic Fantasy Medieval Castle in Generic Fantasy Medieval Times.

You know, those hot dogs.

Maybe it was the Discworld guy. I gave up on the book after that. The romance was dumb and it was written badly. NEXT!

[hamletphase]

splatoon tumblr dashboard simulator part 2

🌊 officialdeepcut ✅

Huge thanks to everyone who helped out in the latest Big Run! You'll be glad to hear that Deep Cut has lived to see another Splatfest. Enjoy your participation trophies ;)

🦈 sharkbait420

oh yall didn't like this one huh

#L + ratio + hope you guys like the color green

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🌤️ sunnysides

picked up the drumsticks today. both band members shook their heads at me. this studio is a coddamn nightmare.

🎸 therocktoling

you literally broke my crash symbol last time

#bro acting like he's innocent....dont be fooled

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🐡 better-agent-3

“dj octavio is a war criminal” “dj octavio is a squidnapper” you guys don’t know him like i do. he’s my best friend.

🐡 better-agent-3

live with yourself knowing that you yelled at me for befriending a retired old man.

🐡 better-agent-3

POST BREACHED CONTAINMENT. ALL OF YOU ARE GETTING BLOCKED. OUR FRIENDSHIP IS REAL AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

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#also can small fry get rabies btw? asking for a friend

💘 bait-n-switch

you ask, we deliver: our debut album, SHALLOW WATERS, drops TOMORROW at noon!

#bonus message from dolly bc i'm the one posting this #thanks for all the pre saves and stuff! #loving the hype #also each of us are on a different splatfest this year (me on keys + tay on drums + sunny on guitar) so key your eyes peeled for us :)

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☹️ agent8

THEY PUT ME BACK IN THE BUILDING AGAIN BYUT I GOT OUT. YOU CANT KEEP ME IN THERE

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🍊f-o-u-r

dude are you good???

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🍉 hotlantisemployee69

high as hell at work and i swear to cod we just got a shipment of functional rainmakers. i cant make this shit up anymore.

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#tetraposting #btw we got the I ❤️ DILFS stickers back in so eat your heart out

🤭 theeeldeal

my girlfriend is a boygirl i'm their girl boyfriend. hope that helps xoxo

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👑 mcprincess

is it just me or are the squid sisters actually cousins

💚 notmariecuttlefish✅

how many times are you going to try to start this same "drama"

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🪆 carbonara-roller

when you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to btw

#dolly.txt #found this image on the deep web. really resonated with it.

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🎧 djhyperfresh✅

SO excited to announce Off the Hook's new single, We're So Back! Tour was awesome, but it's soooo nice to be back Inkopolis. See you at the Splatfest! <3

#off the hook #splatfest #we're so back

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[darkiisstuff]

Pearl McPrincess💫

[gravitycoil]

Dream of 7/5/23

This one was splatoon related and what happened was side order came out but I had slept through the initial release so when I woke up in the dream, I was like FUCK I have to download it still and so I’m like haven’t eaten at all or anything and I feel sooo fatigued in the dream and also just as if I’ve been shot. but anyways, Side order was one long movie instead of a game/game dlc. It was straight up a movie and it wasn’t even about anything related to splatoon at all until like an hour and a half in. There were these 3 main characters (THIS IS A LIVE ACTION MOVIE BTW) i dont remember their names or what the plot really was all I remember was that they wanted to go into the deep ocean to retrieve something. There was like some sort of machine in the middle of the ocean polluting the waters and they wanted to destroy it while on this quest to retrieve this item thing. Once they founded and touched the item there was some multiverse shit that happened and they got sucked into splatoon world. Where the movie was now animated but like the previous 3 characters were still like. real live action. They try to fit in inside the splatoon world and they go on the splatoon equivalent of omegle and they connected with Pearl and Marina I remember so vividly pearl was doing some epic dance moves and I noticed that their usernamed weren’t MCprincess or DJHyperfresh I remember this cause I was so mad that their usernames werent faithful to the games. I dont even remember what their usernames was but I know it wasn’t their normal ones. marina and pearl were the only ones who knew about the item and what it can do but so did the 3 main characters so they had to group together to find it again cause it got lost or something. And the 3 characters had a lot in common with pearl and marina and they were like best friends but I hated the main characters so much. There was no lore for them or anything and they werent anything like why are they there. There was some salmonid who was evil and was polluting the waters and also he had the item and was using it as a power source or something idk. I dont remember anything else other than I hated this goddamn movie.

dream shift

Then another dream happened where i was home (i think) and i wanted to play this new game that came out but unknowing to me it was actually very dangerous and I could die irl. I dont remember what it was called but you had to buy this subscription off this website and you got a random lootcrate with random buffs/debuffs in it. and I was fighting someone (dont remember who) and I had gotten really unlucky stuff but it was also weird and that every now and then you got a quest/contract where if you didn’t do what it said in the next x minutes something bad would happen. So one of my tasks was to purify this possessed sonic doll where if you stared too long into its eyes it would fire a laser from its eyes and like. explode you. and so what I had to do with limited time was to try and look at it and then quickly make it look into a mirror where the laser would cartoonishly bounce off the mirror and destroy the doll but I fucked up and I couldn’t get rid of it and it just exploded in my hand. It was very gmod style where nothing bad happened like everything was still intact but I could hear this ringing noise and my vision got blurry for like 5 seconds and it was gone. At this point im starting to realize how shit this game is and I just want it to stop but I had to keep going until my subscription was used entirely i remember getting both a really good item and a bad one it was like, if I got hit by anyone or anything I would drop like 5 bombs and they would explode in random directions and the person I was fighting was decked out like +57 luck stat, the same bomb thing I had, and like a different array of buffs and I was like. what the fuck... I kept getting shitty/useless debuffs and eventually my opponent kills me and like, in my dream I go into spectator mode slkfhklhsglk and im just like badmouthing this fucking person who killed me and then like I was alive again (respawned) and the game finally was done and I was just like that sucked so much. I also had to play fnaf irl in one of my contracts it wasnt good it sucked.

[wiltshiree]

can we get some off the hook :3

here they are bb!!