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Lays on the floor

I know I haven't been active

It's been hectic

Chrimbo season

y'know

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Game Grumps Starters

taken from various episodes

"I'd rather be cool than smart. If you're cool, then people will pay you money, and then you can hire someone to be smart."

"That's why I keep you around; you're the smart one."

"I hope after I die people make up wild rumors about me."

"When a problem comes along, buy a fridge."

"I wasn't watching it for the pornographic content. I was watching it because it was hilarious."

"Don't touch my face or I will kill you in your sleep."

"Who says I'm drunk? maybe I handle my liquor really well."

"A stoner only has nine lives."

"That's the thing about driving; if the cars don't get you the buildings will."

"You thought you were going to die one way and then you ended up dying in a much more gruesome way."

"That's not what happened. That's just an approximation that's very close to what happened."

"As long as you don't get in front of me, I'm not gonna shoot you."

"Oh, we killed him. Is that bad?"

"I want to eat my sushi and I can't do it until we beat this fucking level of this fucking game."

"We're smart people. We can figure this out."

"A child and a monkey could have figured that out in half the time it took us."

"I haven't been to a fucking spa like this in forever."

"Where's the cheese?"

"Where did the large, nude man go?"

"I heard that jelly don't shake like that."

"I've got a question for you: what does the fox say?"

"This is it. This is where we die."

"There's gotta be a better way to make $14000."

"I zoned out. What's he talking about?"

"I'm not sure how I ended up with so much egg in my teeth, but I have so much egg in my teeth."

"The hitman tried to save the baby?"

"Listen to me before your roach-ass starts crawling everywhere."

"You can't really knock him for just trying to get shit done."

"Everyone knows that I am cool as fuck and there's no one cooler than me."

"The more I explain it, the stupider I'll sound, so I'm just not gonna say anything."

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Vanitas opened his mouth and let out a hiss. From how he hung from the ceiling, he really did look like a Xenomorph. His tail lashed back and forth so scarily close to hurting someone.

He jumped down, crawling across the floor, his stomach splitting open to release another pair of arms.

He circled Opal, taking account of her darkness levels.

Vanitas's slinking body emerged from the ceiling; his body not so different from the beasts of the movie he so loved. It twisted and turned smoothly as he approached the god.

He was lithe and more dangerous now, and filled with the confidence to take down Star, even if his body was not much larger. He dangled from the ceiling over Star, his saliva dripping onto the floor.

He was eyeing up his prey. Ready to pounce.

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Vanitas crossed his arms, turning his head. He couldn't stand the sight or the presence of human food, as it made his stomach churn uneasily.

The idea of needing to eat constantly to survive was one he was familiar with, but to eat something that wasn't alive was disgusting.

"If that is all, I'll be off."

Look at you! You're spilling coffee.

Based on this prompt

"Yeah, well I don't drink the stuff. That's not my problem."

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Out all day today, so I won’t be able to respond to anything til I get home

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Another redraw of older art!

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Ok activity is going back down again over the next week

Christmas stuff

you know how it goes

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Ayo that actually is

hell yeah brother

A creature that feeds on human suffering is overwhelmed by the amount of suffering that exists in the world. Hence, it vows to make the world a better place, not because of some stupid altruism, but because there's only so much one can eat before getting indigestion.

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Reblog if your Muse has a kill count of 5+

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Vanitas's slinking body emerged from the ceiling; his body not so different from the beasts of the movie he so loved. It twisted and turned smoothly as he approached the god.

He was lithe and more dangerous now, and filled with the confidence to take down Star, even if his body was not much larger. He dangled from the ceiling over Star, his saliva dripping onto the floor.

He was eyeing up his prey. Ready to pounce.

Vanitas was smart, he knew she was weakening. His movements through the vents quickened as he tried to slow her down more. Yet he never strayed too far away.

He always circled back around, like he was waiting for her to fall. All became aparent.

Vanitas was hunting her.

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The monster snarled and narrowed his eyes. "I'm not fucking stupid! Of course I remember! What do you take me for? A beast can be smarter than a human you know."

Watching the wisps of darkness radiate off the other him, Vanitas opened his jaws lightly, like a reptile would.

The energy swirled a bit before merging into Vanitas's new body. He was feeding off of the other's darkness.

"Normally I like to tire out my prey. You've done that yourself."

This being his first time seeing the Unhuman form, Van was naturally a little disturbed.

"...Uh...F-Fangs? Y...you good buddy?"

(sorry jumping right in on this XD)

based on this prompt

The monster heaved with a breath filled with malice. Unlike his average Unhuman form which took on attributes of his Unversed, how he looked now was more reptilian.

He slinked across the floor on all fours, stalking Van like prey.

He saw Van as prey.

(see here for the Origin Form design)

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Vanitas looked around, humming to himself. "No clue," he answered semi-honestly. Rocks, his Archraven, had just returned from scouting the nearby area for any place to stay.

When he returned, perching on Vanitas's shoulder, Rocks looked at his master, then flew back out.

"Alright! Looks like he found a place," Vanitas said. "Follow or don't. It's not my problem if you fall behind."

@not-someones-shadow asked:

❄ For Kairi and Vanitas? @not-someones-shadow Sent ‘❄’ for a starter where our muses are stuck together during a winter storm.

"W-why did I let you t-talk me into this?"

Kairi stuttered through her words as she hugged herself tightly, hands rubbing against her arms in a vain attempt to summon some level of warmth. It was pointless; the shorts and short-sleeve combination was not designed for snowy fields of wonder, and she should not have agreed to go visit Arendale just because Vanitas had thought it 'might be fun'. For him maybe! Especially if he really couldn't feel the cold the same way that she could.

At least that's... what Vanitas claimed. Kairi wasn't sure if she actually believed him. Maybe it was the truth, or maybe it was just a way to protect himself. A lie to make himself seem more mysterious and tougher then he really was.

Maybe it wouldn't have been so bad if there wasn't a wicked wind blowing around them. Snowing was both falling from the sky and being kicked up in the wind, half-blinding her. The two of them couldn't stay out in the open for long; she would freeze.

"I-is there a-- a p-place we could go f-for cover?"

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I bought a pair of canvas shoes so I can make my own KH shoes LOL

I'm trying to see if I can improve it

Got my .. Ven Vanitas side and my Sora Roxas side.

What can I add or change ?

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Gettin cozy

Time to watch Evangelion

See yall in a few hours

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Vanitas was smart, he knew she was weakening. His movements through the vents quickened as he tried to slow her down more. Yet he never strayed too far away.

He always circled back around, like he was waiting for her to fall. All became aparent.

Vanitas was hunting her.

Sirens blaring. Screams piercing the air every so often that gets cut short.

It seemed like no one was going to leave alive so long as he was held captive.

The warpath continues, eventually getting to the cell that held the feral Darkness within. But what he sees is not the beast of warmth and comfort he has grown used to.

There is fury in her eyes and blood in her mouth. Lashes and wounds decorating her hide that pour out golden ichor despite her standing steady.

Of course, her companion is there, Star the Keyblade. They are wreathed in a circle of blades, ones he has seen before in the workshop she had let him in. They hold up a palm before the door ka-chunks open and the beast shambles inside.

She feels so warm, immediately her paws move out to hold you. You who has known no comfort or kindness in this place. Your restraints are taken care of easily, now fully pulled into the Life God's embrace.

"We're taking you home." The key quietly says, and the god echoes a hum in agreement.

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Vanitas's tail wrapped tightly around her arm, although it was much different from normal. It didn't look like the normal Thornbite vine. It was plated with armor.

But the grip soon tightened into something painful as he used his legs to push off and launch himself against the wall.

The metallic ring at the back of his head rattled as three eyes swiveled around to look at her.

This...wasn't Vanitas's normal form.

(origin form here)

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A frown tugged at the corner of his lips as Vanitas subconsciously called out to Scribbles.

Eggs looked back to where Vanitas was hiding before tugging at Scribbles's paw, asking her to follow. The other Unversed had already started to leave.

Scribbles gave Van one last nudge before bounding off to her master.

Van upon learning that this version of him ate sand: "....Y'know that makes sense. That's something I would've done. But then again I'm not in a constant state of hunger so it's probably good that I didn't."

"You'd get used to it if you were left alone in the Keyblade Graveyard for your entire life. Nothing else to really eat there."

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"You're not very good at this," the creature hissed. "Meek prey like you gets taken down so easily."

It's voiced echoed throughout the ventilation system, only ever becoming clear once the creature slinked out from the ceiling behind Van.

"You don't stand a chance. I'm starting to feel pity for you."

This being his first time seeing the Unhuman form, Van was naturally a little disturbed.

"...Uh...F-Fangs? Y...you good buddy?"

(sorry jumping right in on this XD)

based on this prompt

The monster heaved with a breath filled with malice. Unlike his average Unhuman form which took on attributes of his Unversed, how he looked now was more reptilian.

He slinked across the floor on all fours, stalking Van like prey.

He saw Van as prey.

(see here for the Origin Form design)